How do you beat them?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the neat part. You don't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're meant to be killed in the sequel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Chekhov's gun was that the planet crackers were going to be Issac's final industrial tool turned zombie killer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would have been so fricking good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The planet crackers AND the markers.
        >we need something big and strong enough to literally put a dent on what is essentially a living planet
        >oh wait we literally have planet crackers
        >the world went to shit already, we literally do not have the resources to get one of those up and running
        >oh wait we also have the markers, a infinite source of power that the brethren moons can't turn off
        >ok but who's gonna repair the fricking things?
        >oh wait i forgot isaac's an engineer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the markers, a infinite source of power that the brethren moons can't turn off
          Are they? I thought they just emit a signal from the moons that frick up dna?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's the whole incentive for societies to build and use them in the first place is that they're an energy source.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Killed by their own bait
          >Turns out humanity is the ultimate predator in the universe
          God dammit that would've been such a fricking kino ending.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          KINOOOOOOOOOOO
          I wish Dead Space 3 wasn't so bad and EA wasn't so gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Killed by their own bait
          >Turns out humanity is the ultimate predator in the universe
          God dammit that would've been such a fricking kino ending.

          Unless they turn the planet cracker into the death star it wouldn't do shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think just hotwiring a planet cracker and letting it violently rip planet chunks out could work easily
            ishimura needed a crew to rip planet chunks out, but thats because they were doing so carefully, extracting resources. if theyre careless, maybe they CAN tear a planet apart

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you literally turn on ishimura gravity tethers on in 2 aimed at government sector,

            >le planet cracking takes weeks/months to set up
            argument is dumb because that shit is for mining, an industrial fricking process,

            using it on bretheren moon would ultimate rule of cool, because are tearing apart a CREATURE that's big as a moon, but still made out of flesh

            Dead Space was meant to be 4 act vidya experience where we were sabotaged at 3rd and left without the ending forever

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >using it on bretheren moon would ultimate rule of cool, because are tearing apart a CREATURE that's big as a moon, but still made out of flesh
              I'm split between thinking that it wouldn't work at all or that it'd be thematically correct
              the whole backstory of DS was sort of an eco-lovecraftian thing where you're disrupting the balance of nature by cracking planets, and the necromorphs were humanity's punishment for planet cracking, and their curiosity punished by the black marker
              so planet cracking the brethren moon sort of subverts that, but I agree with it

              you could also make it make sense with the fact that the black marker on Aegis VII wasn't actually for humanity and the black marker on earth was never technically activated, the red marker on Titan was destroyed, so the brethren moons never technically activated their plan with humanity, just opting to beat them into submission by arriving at earth

              >humanity recognizes the danger of markers and wont pull a weyland-yutani.
              I am most certainly sure numerous laboratories in real world are working hard to make mad cow disease work on humans,

              majority of the society are just dumb sociopaths only able to recognize emotions for the social role they are required to play, it's practically the primordial truth, where a village raided another village men were ruthlessly killed, fertile women taken as property, boys either taken as slaves or killed anyway no matter the age, girls taken as property, it happened a lot no matter the ethnicity, time or level of civilization,
              the only ones who were successful is preventing this were autistic leaders which often got betrayed by their own populus anyway

              everyone seems to forget the Roadside Picnic plotline where non-unitologist EarthGov'ers basically just saw the markers as unlimited free energy so actively enable the unitologists

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lore of DS was evolving with each title, I think there are files cut from 2 like a specific tape suggesting humies have also an other alien dna of aliens that oppose flesh moons,
                but that's literally rip off of mass effect reapers so it was dropped,

                from all the best lore gathered (which I mean ignoring all the EA shittening in 3 IE unitologists becoming too much moronic), before humanity a black marker landed on Earth which aided human evolution and specifically instilled into them to be resource wasteful, to desire the need for marker energy so another moon will be created,

                the thing of difference here is that humanity actually went beyond and gathered the power of stars without the need for markers yet with shockpoint drives,

                the plot clearly changed from eco-lovecraftian message to more of "humanity, frick yeah" by humans becoming a rival to the moons,
                I say it's cool because it's still rule of cool

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Get lucky and manage the ability to travel vast distances and harvest resources without the marker
                >Find another marker in the process
                Hahaha, frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well, humanity has the advantage in the setting of NOT being moronic enough to experiment with the marker on important planets and especially the homeworld,
                and did so the experimenting instead in far away shitholes like Aegis V

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                at least before now that I think about it, dunno how to feel about Titan Station because it in no way has a population to form a moon nor the landmass really, only a really big hivemind,
                but that's still really close to Earth

                also what the frick happened with the Black Marker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >start the series with a plasma cutter
        >end the series with a gigantic plasma cutter made out of a planet cracker

        We are in the worst timeline

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DS4 should have been Isaac, Carver and Ellie navigating and overrun solar system to organize the resources to get a fleet of Planet Crackers and Marker-loaded railguns up and running and finally cracking those moon fricks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if EA actually pulled that off. Would have been dope.
          And then would have given the series 3 endings where either you destroy the moons, control or merge with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The single most moronic story element of this entire series is that they didn't write it in a way that that the planet cracker ships could destroy these things. Made no fricking sense from a story telling perspective.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they most likely could but you need a crew for that shit and its easy to turn everyone inside into zombies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If that's really the only issue, any moron could make a game about circumventing that issue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With Isaacs shit luck he’d probably be able to get a AI to automate the planet cracker ship only for it to turn evil, He might be one of the unluckiest mother frickers in the horror genre

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >GF kills herself in their final message to him but it fricks him up and he represses the memory
              >goes headfirst into a what’s assumed to be emergency repair job on her ship
              >coworkers get offed one by one
              >have to butcher already mutilated zombies for a entire day while being inflected with magic insanity
              >somehow survive and destroy the marker
              >get put into a insane asylum
              >instead of getting the genuine help needed it’s ran by a cult that worships the zombie making marker
              >get interrogated daily by abusive staff
              >zombies show up again
              >spend an entire day killing them again
              >manage to overcome the insanity and destroy the marker again
              >only person that helped him saves him from the aftermath
              >instead of a life of peace the executives decide they need a action sequel with hack writing
              >GF leaves him
              >go into hiding because the cult and the government are after him
              >zombies show up again
              >spend another day killing them
              >go home
              >the universe is completely overran by the zombies now
              >series end
              Atleast the Resident Evil cast got to live some vaguely normal lives between games, Isaac, the poor frick had his life ruined one day and it just got worse with every game

      • 2 weeks ago
        DAILY REMINDER

        as far as i know planet cracker needs to install certain parts on the surface of that planet in order to function properly and that requires quite a time

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exterminatus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would the brother moons fair in 40k? I'd imagine they're a mid level threat at best.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It depends if any ships have Life Eater Virus on board. If they do it literally melts all organic matter into methane and base elements that can be ignited in a few minutes. So the threat is virtually nil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How would the brother moons fair in 40k?
        They would be quite a delicacy for the 'nids

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt the nids would touch them with a 10ft pole once they realize its another Nurgle planet situation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, theyre stronger than 99% of 40k stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No they aren't, the Necrons can easily delete them with the celestial Orrery.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the nu-nectons since they are also kind of compatible with old terminator ones but some of the tech they have is such bullshit it's really unfair to other factions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Basically the plot in wh40k why they don't frick over all other races in a second is... because... THEY JUST DON'T OKAY???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the plot in wh40k
                the plot in *vsbattleswiki headcanon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nope.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Necromorphs and Necrons probably would just ignore each other

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Necrons need lifeforms to reborn. So Moons will be bonked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see here:

                nope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nuh-uh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Clanked. Necrons will not allow anyone in their verse to bully life forms except them. That was what War in Heaven about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The War in Heaven was about falsifying a justification for war against the Old Ones to prevent the collapse of the Necrontyr Empire.

                Basically the plot in wh40k why they don't frick over all other races in a second is... because... THEY JUST DON'T OKAY???

                Because they are incompetent. The Silent King basically lost the Tech War on the Pariah Nexus. That was despite going all out on the Imperium.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even remotely.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet crackers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >planetcrackers
      I unironically think that was the route they wouldve taken if they did Dead space 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Finding the Ishimura drifting in space.
        >Repairing it and giving it upgrades like ME2.
        >Rip and crack until it is done

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking based, best answer of all fricking time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking based, best answer of all fricking time

          Seriously though. Bringing it back to where it all began with Issac hanging his head at the irony would have been peak fiction.
          "For a long time I hoped I would never see that damn ship again. But even now, dead and beaten as she is, she's reprising her role as humanity's last best hope."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get one near them without the crew going insane?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remote controlled planet cracka

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Before they dropped her into the abyss. That girl from Extraction was immune and anyone right next to her was as well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird they just dropped that sub plot, especially considering they brought her and the other male survivor into the DLC for DS 2.
          I was positive I read an early dev interview, or something, in a game informer magazine that said the devs planned DS3 to be about being forcefully recruited by the church to hunt for that girl for some reason, but the end result was nothing like that.
          DS3 coop is underrated. I had a lot of fun watching my friend have schizo break downs and start shooting the walls. It sounds like a really impressive design/mechanic that could have been implemented in future games but AFAIK no one has used it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >underrated co-op
            so much this. Its a very unfortunate design feature in that its a REALLY cool mechanic, but realistically if you are playing with a friend you have voice coms and are shooting the shit over them while playing, taking away from the fear factor.

            That said, I way prefer having the horror themed romp where I get to blast shit with my bro over the single man horror experience so it worked really well for me.

            Maybe if they could somehow use ingame coms that get filters over them or cut out at inopportune times or something like in some of the other co-op games weve gotten since, or made the drop in work something like Journey's did where you don't know the other person playing, you just have their character and in game commands to work with. Could be really spooky.

            Also, I like Carver. Hes a cool dude and had some great moments.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >underrated co-op
            so much this. Its a very unfortunate design feature in that its a REALLY cool mechanic, but realistically if you are playing with a friend you have voice coms and are shooting the shit over them while playing, taking away from the fear factor.

            That said, I way prefer having the horror themed romp where I get to blast shit with my bro over the single man horror experience so it worked really well for me.

            Maybe if they could somehow use ingame coms that get filters over them or cut out at inopportune times or something like in some of the other co-op games weve gotten since, or made the drop in work something like Journey's did where you don't know the other person playing, you just have their character and in game commands to work with. Could be really spooky.

            Also, I like Carver. Hes a cool dude and had some great moments.

            Based.
            My mate and I played together. I picked carver. Seeing soldiers where there was nothing on his end, yelling for him to watch out when nothing was there, and him going nato on an empty room was all so rad. What an underrated mechanic.
            I didn't like all the changes, but alongside re5, I definitely think it proves you can still make fun Co op horror.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just stop being a 'lil b***h, it's that simple.
        "Woah duuuude, IM GOING C-C-CRAZY?!" just stop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fire from really far away at relativistic speeds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just train some more Issacs, easy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just make Isaac clark/the player do everything lol lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indoctrinated homies that are jacked up with so many drugs that they can barely hear their own thoughts. ending up as lesser isaac's and work in groups of 4 for the obligatory multiplayer 'defend point A,B,C and D.' so the zombies dont destroy the vital machinery for the planet cracker to work. done.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Necromorph Hotline Miami?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bring Black personman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to set up a colony on the surface to prepare it for planet cracking. It takes a lot of time and manpower.

      it's not just pressing a button

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally a single retcon from not being an issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no need to prospect the brethren moons, just park the sucker next to them and let her rip.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its not just prospecting, they have to actually physically prepare it. The crackers can't just pluck huge rocks out of a planet on their own

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have to attach like huge gravity tethers to the planet, if I recall correctly. But like

        Literally a single retcon from not being an issue

        said, it can easily be explained away

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it takes time to planet crack safely so you can pick up the resources but if you are just going to planet crack to kill the moons, that should be much quicker right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure they could modify it in some way to work. Then you get a similar sequence to the eye stab in 2.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a giant robot car.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In real life? Unlikely. There are various settings with answers to them where they are much less threatening in however. As pointed out, especially if it's five minutes away from the end of the episode.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ask them nicely to stop.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You simply say no and they can't do anything.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You propose them a date and they run away

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t even play Halo but someone explained the flood to me and it sounds like your typical Mary sue middle school argument

      Like nuh uh you can’t kill them because they can’t be killed and if they fully evolve they inject themselves into the universe itself

      I don’t know if that’s true but sheesh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can’t kill them because they can’t be killed
        Sure they can, it's just very hard. It's like trying to get rid of all fungal particles on the planet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t understand how they lost in the first place

          If they can inject themselves into the universe and interact with it and bend physics how did they lose?

          Like they were described as the most OP smart zomvies ever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If they can inject themselves into the universe and interact with it and bend physics how did they lose?
            They didn't reach that point, they lost because they got starved out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            iirc they basically got waited out meaning starved, the forerunners did the last result they could which was universe nuke and put the last survivors of there race(now current day humans) on earth far away

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Halo shot itself in the foot with the flood kinda. You can't really kill them without retconning a shit ton of previous information. So the story is just always going to revolve around them. Lest they pull some absurd bullshit out of their ass.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats what 343's le ENDLESS horseshit is probably going to be
              What a stupid and gay faction

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you type like a bot?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They’re a plot device moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Since when was the Flood injecting itself into the universe a thing?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry about it, it's part of the horseshit that came after Halo 3 and should be ignored. But, if you do want to know:
              >various ancient super-civilizations rule galaxy
              >they all meet up and have a philosophy built around the smartest way to be stewards of the universe, and help out new species
              >the forerunners are one of them, but they want to be the top guys in the space UN
              >another is a race of insanely powerful psychic space monks who can manipulate matter down to the atomic level and reincarnate immediately after death, who are basically running things
              >forerunners figure out a way to get them out of the way by futzing the reincarnation process so each of them just atomizes himself when he thinks it's time to turn the wheel of life
              >but they're Japanese-horror style psychics so all that space monk dust still retains an animalistic will
              >it all gets mashed together into one single consciousness and that forms new tissue designed to spread and attract more mass as a sort of instinctual way of trying to re-form their bodies like they used to, but all it does is make flesh blobs that can never quite grasp what it was supposed to be
              >when you have enough you get a gravemind, that knows it's less than what it was meant to be and can't do anything about it, but which also remembers enough to want to kill the forerunners and anyone attached to them for the betrayal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick
                How do you stop them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The best option is to kill their food source (life) and starve them out on an interstellar scale, option B is sterilize the area they're in. In Halo 3 the Flood outbreak out on Africa was solved when the Elites glassed half the continent. Master Chief is in a sealed environent suit so he can fight his way through them but that's not a permanent solution

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The best option is to kill their food source (life) and starve them out
                the flood or 343?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait, so the flood are the remnants of the space monks that the super advanced old humans tried to disappear?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Vengeful spirits and space dust.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus how moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and hence why I said to ignore everything story-related after 3. Just say the series ended there, and you will be happier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically the other dude is mixing up foreunner lore. Pre 343 lore hinted forerunners were human, post 343 lore is that we pissed off the Forerunners by being too aggressive and they devolved us, but a few of them liked us so we got to be their successors when it came time to reseed life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When the hell did they do that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No way this is real. This is so fricking stupid

                Why do writers feel the need to overexplain shit? Forerunners are fine but did cosmic super zombies REALLY need to be explained down to a fricking psychological level?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They got starved out by the Halos being fired and annihilating all their food. Don't think they actually reached that point in their evolution in the forerunner war but they probably got really close.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ignore 343 lore. flood are just smart zombies, not all powerful cosmic entities.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmao dumb bungie fricker.
              343 isn't the one that introduced Telepathy and messing with slipspace to the series.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of the dum bullshit anons are saying in this thread is from books written by 343i-sanctioned authors, the same people who set up the AI uprising in Halo 5 then resolved it offscreen because everyone agreed it was stupid.

            In all material prior to 343i, they're just a fungus-like zombie hivemind. The little infection ones force themselves into the body of any species it can find and then twists the flesh around into some shape that the hive needs at the moment, be it carriers to birth more small infection forms or big tanks ones to fight shit. The reason they're so dangerous is because the hivemind retains all the knowledge it absorbs; one of the books describes Keyes getting infected and the flood rooting around in his consciousness to find out where more human planets are. They'll use your own army's weapons against you and then zombify your corpse after.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              %21
              Cole from Infamous solo flood negdiff. huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it sounds like your typical Mary sue middle school argument
        that can literally be said bout this game you moron, You don't even "kill" the necromorphs in the whole series just disable them enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The necromorphs are already dead. You can't kill what isn't alive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they can be killed but they multiply faster than flies so it's next to impossible to individually go after every one of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can infect computers and shit because why not, and eventually reach the point where they can psychically tear planets apart

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn not even 40k factions can do that kind of destruction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stuff about them being able to infect machines and the fabric of reality and do reality warping stuff comes from the Forerunner novels

        They're amazingly written books and are really compelling cosmic horror/far future (or past) sci fi novels, but a lot of their ideas sounds stupid and crazy out of the context of well written the books themselves are

        Damn not even 40k factions can do that kind of destruction

        at the end of the third forerunner novel, they're throwing stars around like projectiles s and using solar system sized metaphysical weapons to slash cuts into spacetime like giant reality tearing whips

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name of these books

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Forerunner Trilogy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because they are your typical Mary Sue middle school argument. Bungie wrote Halo's lore using "rule of cool" for basically everything, which worked really well for a majority of its content. When you start scratching the surface of a lot of it though you start realizing this franchise has so many plot holes and inconsistencies that it's a miracle it's even able to tell a story still.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find another living planet and have them fight each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inject it with some phazon and see what happens

      That would be pretty cool aswell.
      Can we add phaaze in the mix?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I steeck my deeck in them
    My pentus

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me sad will never get another Dead Space.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy the remake then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not with all the DEI shit in it, even if it is minor. I'd rather the series die out, also Frick EA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What DEI?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They changed the bathrooms to be troony bathrooms lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all gender bathrooms, changing minor characters ethnicities, DEI propaganda posters, changed audio logs for gay character romance

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So obviously forced. Too bad, won't even pirate, should it become available. I wasn't even able to play the original on pc because of the f up mkb controls.. has that been fixed?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The remake is great besides the minor DIE shit and lazy animations. I thought the same way but picked it up on sale and I couldn't wait to play it everyday. I went back and played the OG right after I 100% the remake and it really was a faithful adaptation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was so fricking mad when DS3 turned out to be shit. How do you frick up a game with Simon Templeman in it? They found a way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never bothered with 3 and its coop homosexualry. Someone should acquire the rights and redo DS3 as a proper solo survival horror then make a 4th.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We will. All that shit about DS2 remake was fake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick YOU Black person you're the reason the horrible demake exists and tarnished the legacy of Dead Space harder than 3 ever could
      no one in their right mind would want EA let alone ME:A devs to touch another entry of DS after spitting on the first game's grave.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with the remake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's upset about the bathrooms because he's obsessed with Trans people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're not subtle pajeet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everything except Isaac's VA which was a good addition but everything else is worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's popular and good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't buy Dead Space 3 your own fault.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a star sneezes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make the sun go supernova

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This kills the Brethren Moons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kill the few moons around earth
      >they call for back up and a hundred more show up
      the solar system is fricked

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in shadow raiders the only solution to the beast planet was to simply teleport it away to another part of the universe and let it be someone else's problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show about metal planet devouring other planets is real
      holy FRICK this show wasn't just a fever dream after all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only solution to the beast planet was to simply teleport it away to another part of the universe and let it be someone else's problem
      Jesus christ, you're right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow Raiders bros, who was your best girl?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd have done more with life on the Ishimura before the necromorphs. A game where you play as a tram engineer, an EVA repairman, or even a janitor prior to the outbreak sounds cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it multiplayer so I can shit on the ground and make you space jannies clean it up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it multiplayer so I can shit on the ground and make you space jannies clean it up

      Space Station 13 has (or had, dunno if it's still around) a Dead Space server.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they had have done more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would've liked to see a gta type mechanic where you can swap between different chars elsewhere in the ship. Ie switch to play Kendra for a bit and and zoom in to see her in the middle of some sneaky computer thing, or zoom in to Hammond just getting out from under a dead necromorph

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combines power is so incredibly vague so probably

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >figure out where one is
    >shoot a bunch of nukes at it from several systems away
    problem bretheren moon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nukes only harms the surface

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also nukes are basically useless in the vacuum of space

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As useless as a sun, the heat and radiation aren't effected by vacuum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >heat
            There is no heat anon
            In a vacuum a nuke just produces a gamma ray burst , which their carapace would be more than enough to shield against.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No heat from a nuke or no heat in space? Because there absolute is heat from a nuke

              As for heat in space that depends on various factors , is there gas around to conduct the heat? Radiation is another way for heat to transfer, Radiation is how the sun heats our planet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but how is the nuke going to generate heat with no atmosphere?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does the sun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If this is bait then bravo you made me mad. If it isn't you have some reading to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you serious? the nuclear reaction generates a shit ton of heat which radiates out from the nuke so quickly that it vaporizes almost everything within the nuke's area of effect. The big explosion/blast wave that we are used to seeing in movies and vidya is a secondary effect of nuclear weapons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yah, but you arent hitting the vaccum of space. but a lot of flesh.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get one of those things that apparently is worse than the necromorphs and bretheren moons to deal with it

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you tell em no. you don't consent, is that easy

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    build a really, really big plasma cutter and give Isaac the controls

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Necrons

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they move? Flailing tentacles around wouldn't propel them in vacuum, no? And was it stated in the game how long would it take them to get to earth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do they move?
      Huge interstellar stinky silent farts

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the series will forever end at Isaac failing and the human race most likely going extinct and turned into another moon
    kinda depressing but realistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it honestly.
      It would never feel satisfying to just pull some McGuffin out the ass to stop them.
      Cosmic horror actually living up to its name.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And pays homage to the game title. Everything literally becomes "dead space" in the end....Kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it couldve been even more kino to see isaac and the crew sacrifice themselves to kill the moons, truly turning space "dead".
          who knows, maybe millions or billions years later there will be a new sentient species free of the markers, and isaac is the one who let them live happily
          it could be a bittersweet ending

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ram an FTL projectile into it or shockpoint each half to two different coordinates, ripping it apart.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Dead Space, does the setting have cyborgs/androids of any kind? Maybe if somebody had enough cybernetics and parts of their brain replaced with metal they would be immune to the effects. Kind of like cyborgs in Command & Conquer being resistant to mind control iirc.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEI strikes again

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You eat them before they eat you.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We wait two minutes and alow SINISTAR to do his thing.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These guys are weak as frick even Warhammer Ogres would just eat them all

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a giant slingshot that launches them into the sun

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which ftl vidya civ could beat them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More then what I can bother to count

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any. You just shower the planet with asteroids until the surface melts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any with long range planet cracker tech.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really really big gun

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looted moon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ork corpse gets turned into a necromorph
      >but since it's an ork necromorph it keeps fighting for the orks instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The other boyz would krump it instantly, Gork n Mork don't truck wif non of dat nasty nekromancy type stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >orks vs necromorphs turns into a three-way war between orks, the makers, and the newly created necrorks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dat soundz like a proppa good scrap dat doez

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now we're talking!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just as it should be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not super knowledgeable about either setting but aren't Orks more like sentient fungus than animal? Would they even be turned into necros?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're hybrid fungus-animal specimens. They're highly resistant to almost all forms of corruption, even gene-stealer orkz infected by the Tyrannids are immediately found and killed because they're jus weird ladz innit.
          Chaos doesn't really corrupt orkz either.
          I doubt Necromorphs could fully control them, orkz are much much more aggressively capable of reproduction than 'morphs, a single ork corpse can infect an entire planet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >one ork dying on a planet results in decades of feral ork attacks at minimum
            >the only way to effectively remove the ork population is through Exterminatus
            Why are there still other species? I get that orks fight each other a lot but a single wayward ork makes a planet uninhabitable for anyone but orks even if all they do is drop dead

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Orkz fight eachother more than anything else by orders of magnitude, that's really the only reason why.
              WHFB lore states that the Lizardmen wiped out the orkz but a single spore floated down into a cave somewhere and now the place is full of them again without the Lizardmen's full autistic attention on them to contain them.
              So a sufficiently advanced and determined effort can be clear them out, it's just that humans in 40k don't have their shit together enough to do it without glassing the planet for the sake of expediency.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay that makes more sense. So if an ork managed to touch down on a sufficiently important planet they could probably root them out with a concerted effort

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well having an area where you can contain and watch for reemergence isn't that bad. Once a planet gets proper ORK'D though they're just now endemic life.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A lot fans say that if all Orkz unite under one banner, they could wipe out all species in the galaxy, they don't do it because they love to fight against each other.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Orkz fight eachother more than anything else by orders of magnitude, that's really the only reason why.
              WHFB lore states that the Lizardmen wiped out the orkz but a single spore floated down into a cave somewhere and now the place is full of them again without the Lizardmen's full autistic attention on them to contain them.
              So a sufficiently advanced and determined effort can be clear them out, it's just that humans in 40k don't have their shit together enough to do it without glassing the planet for the sake of expediency.

              Its also not particularly bad for a world to have feral orks for the PDF to cut its teeth on, it only becomes a problem when a waaagh sweeps through.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Removing the Orks population from a planet is possible in canon for the Imperium, just extremely time consuming (and usually not worth it). As long as the infestation is low key, like three tribes in a swamp somewhere, it's not really an issue. Send the PDF every years to cull the top, purge them every decade, they'll reappear but in small number later later, who cares.

              Orks in small numbers mean smaller orks, dumber orks, with no technology to speak off, and psychic field heavily reduced. They're not a danger in that state unless you're in a feudal world or your local nobles are too stupid to do something about it (which happens).

              Orks are difficult to eradicate completely but not Flood level of one-spore-and-ten-days-later-everything-frick'd infestation. Their spores are more damn persistant. Fire works pretty well too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Chaos doesn't really corrupt orkz either.
            I don't know if they are still canon but Chaos Orkz exist. For some reason they are highly organized and militarized, lol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >For some reason they are highly organized and militarized, lol.
              That's mainly Stormboyz now who are just younger Orks that rebel by being orderly. Some apparently worship Khorne but only as "It's not a phase ya git" until they either die or grow out of it, which for an Ork is probably 2 weeks. Chaos ain't getting anything out of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it still canon? I think they are not anymore. If not, the closest you could get are Tuska's Boyz.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're hybrid fungus-animal specimens. They're highly resistant to almost all forms of corruption, even gene-stealer orkz infected by the Tyrannids are immediately found and killed because they're jus weird ladz innit.
          Chaos doesn't really corrupt orkz either.
          I doubt Necromorphs could fully control them, orkz are much much more aggressively capable of reproduction than 'morphs, a single ork corpse can infect an entire planet.

          I think Orkz also have true in-universe immortality and basically respawn after they die because Gork and Mork are good like that. Their existence is a violent videogame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Brethen Moons makes a civilization to fight itself so they destroy each other and then consumed
        >Try to do the same with the Orkz
        >They behave exactly as before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orks will loot the moons. This is the only outcome. Necromorphs can do nothing against Orks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could the moons take over the Nids and override the control of whatever is controlling them from another galaxy?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >could a toddler suplex Andre the giant?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You literally can't.
    They made them too OP.
    Would need a retcon to nerf them to make it possible.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. I would listen to what they had to say, and that's what nobody did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is your wisdom, Brethren Moon?
      >sentient life is tasty

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slam it with rkkvs
    If that doesn't work use anti-matter rkkvs

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOVE ASIDE WARMBLOODS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jobbed to rats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phareon, it seems we glossed over one

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with MY SUPER LASER PISS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just piss on them
      like...
      really really hard...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, NICOLE?!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ice beam then five missiles

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be real, this shit is like a semi-regular occurence in 40k, and wouldn't even be the worst shit to have happened in warham fantasy.
    MoonBlack folk are overhyped as hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet in 40k even Imperial Guards would laugh at the moons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like half the fantasy factions would beat it too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't, nothing in 40k reaches the size of a planet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid or just shitposting? Even if we don't take it literally that sentient meat planets attack (which is a very high likelihood in the warp) then it was simply a statement about how even if they did, it wouldn't be particularly unusual for a setting that has a hole into hell itself stretching across half the galaxy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >which is a very high likelihood in the warp
          Yes but not in real space

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't Tyranid Fleet Ships the size of small moons?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even the orks have attack moons, that other anon is a lorelet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I mean what can the Brethrem moons do in WH40K? Speak mean words to Astartes?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my guess is that they would be basically planets either fully corrupted by nurgle, or assimilated by the tyrannids
              in both cases, the signals they emit would corrupt the people like dead space, but since they would be warp based, the nulls could counter it and deal with them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the imperium regularly condemns whole planets to death man wtf are you on about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda, the brethren moons look like a Nurgle thing, they would still be annoying, but the imperium definitely know how to handle that bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Average enemy, that Death watch deal with usually. Nothing burger. Necrons should probably would laugh at Moons and catch them in the pokeball.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my dad can beat up your dad
      why are 40kgays like this, it's a shame because 40k is actually really cool but the fanbase is insufferable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40gay homosexual joins the thread
      Like pottery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one time the Imperium was met with an unknowable lovecraftian horror, it threatened to destroy humanity and required the use of heretical archaotech and chaos sorcery to beat back. I'd imagine the brethren moons and their signal would be much the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 40K the Brethren Moons would basically become the face of Nurgle.
      They're definitely high level, even for that context because of how well they can mind-control people from extremely long distances away without relying on pure acceptance of Chaos like standard Chaos Gods.
      They're definitely top-tier in that setting, especially because they'd make Psykers go even more haywire just by existing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Necron anti chaos pillars.
        Yep, not so tough.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't do much against the Necromorphs because their psychic abilities aren't reliant on alternate dimensions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Point is Emperium is wastly known for using necrons tech as thier own. I wonder... why is that, hmmm. Indeed.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is DS3 worth playing in coop?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know anons think planet crackers would be unreasonable since they took years to set up, but you're absolutely kidding yourself if you think the writers couldn't just come up with a giga planet cracker for the climax to series. It's right there. It just makes sense. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you planet crack one and then what
      there's god knows how many all linked telepathically throughout the galaxy
      you can hide or delay their awakening but you will never win

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scare them into fricking off and be some other aliens problem
        TND
        TOTAL
        NECROMORPHIGGER
        DEATH

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By killing the franchise.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I don’t understand
    If the Emperor was so strong, how did he lose? Because from my outsider perspective chaos won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's not a being that can die. He's just in a state between life and death so he can't do much.
      The emperor was powerful enough to whip out his dick and start slapping the chaos gods with it in the past if they actually dared challenge him face to face, and now he's immesurably stronger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he could have totally won if he wanted to!
        Corpse-worshipper cope.

        You know what I don’t understand
        If the Emperor was so strong, how did he lose? Because from my outsider perspective chaos won

        >from my outsider perspective chaos won
        That's because chaos did win. The Truth always wins

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats fun and all - oh look a crow!

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like the reapers, the locust horde, sauron's forces or the combine you just use a magic wave of color and they all die at once

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to enemies in video games man? we used to get such cool looking monsters now all we get is either generic dudes or boring looking zombies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      entire talent of the industry was cast out and blacklisted from it since 2014

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always found it dope that this thing is clearly an infantile version of the frickhuge tentacle we fight at the end of 1. The head is the same.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    misgendering

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giant space dick to plug it's bussy

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a happy ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isaac can't get a happy ending. It wouldn't make sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deserves it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's still in the hospital resting ward, 2 and 3 didnt happen. gets discharged with full compensation and goes home.
      humanity recognizes the danger of markers and wont pull a weyland-yutani. you play as a corpo assigned to cleanup other markers. deeps space probes find a bretheren moon. isaac gets brought in to design a new and improved planet cracker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >humanity recognizes the danger of markers and wont pull a weyland-yutani.
        I am most certainly sure numerous laboratories in real world are working hard to make mad cow disease work on humans,

        majority of the society are just dumb sociopaths only able to recognize emotions for the social role they are required to play, it's practically the primordial truth, where a village raided another village men were ruthlessly killed, fertile women taken as property, boys either taken as slaves or killed anyway no matter the age, girls taken as property, it happened a lot no matter the ethnicity, time or level of civilization,
        the only ones who were successful is preventing this were autistic leaders which often got betrayed by their own populus anyway

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can walk from one end of the Ishimura to the other
      >Zero loading screens, boots up incredibly fast
      >Fun to explore
      >Fun to fight
      >Weapons feel better than ever (except the pulse rifle but who fricking uses that anyway?
      >Extra side content
      >But they added three woke posters and the white guy with 0 character who dies in the first minute of the game is now a black woman with 0 character who dies in the first minute of the game so I won't play it
      Only terminally online morons think like this, DSR was bretty gud. Shame EA immediatly killed the studio after since the game didn't make fifty quintillion during its launch month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >changing/adding thing wasn't a big deal
        then why do it? Obviously it's mean to signal something to someone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Fun to fight
        feel better than ever (except the pulse rifle but who fricking uses that anyway?
        what's your opinion on Dead Space 3?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dead Space 3
          not that anon but DS3 was terrible not necessarily because of the weapons changes (though they did suck) but because after two playthroughs I knew exactly where the stage triggers were:
          >walk into room
          >about 10ft in, there is a trigger
          >necros bust out of vents
          >hide in corner
          >kill them
          >rinse
          >repeat

          The ishimura section of DS2 is one of the all-time greatest levels in video games for me because it's nearly five minutes of wiener-teasing you in areas that you were mercilessly bum-rushed in DS, then when you're about to let your guard down, you get bum-rushed by two brutes and a bunch of leapers and slashers

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a wrench at it at FTL speed

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder that the odds an assimilating predator exists somewhere in the universe is nearly 100% and if they exist they have probably already won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares? doesn't concern me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time travel Exist. Time machine>else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's too many ridiculous shit in the universe that could wipe out a predator species like that
      going from black holes to pulsar stars
      in fact, the earth itself could one day be bathed in pure gamma rays from a nearby supernova and everyone in the planet would melt without being able to do a damn thing
      we have been very lucky so far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Earth has already been hit by at least one "nearby" shockwave from multiple supernovas going off at the same time about 5 million years ago and it barely affected us.
        Look up "Local Bubble".

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Holdo Maneuver

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pollute them, ez

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally a planet
    >look at them and you die
    You dont
    Ice tech they found on that one planet
    They just gotta figure out how to rocket probe their shell with that and its over

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Isaac reverse-engineers a marker
    >Makes it cause necromorph suicides instead of human
    >all moons and their minions just kill themselves
    Easy as pie

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psychic EMP

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get Isaac to do it.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has ships that are able to crack planets
    >use those
    >???
    >profit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't those only work for planets with stable orbits? I thought that was mentioned somewhere in the first game or in the movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only because you can make the orbit even more unstable if you take big ass pieces of the planet. That's also why they have to carefully take pieces from the planet, probably from different places of the planet so the orbit doesn't deviate too much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sci-fi RTS when moon-god horrors have to be 1v1'd with planet cracking artillery
      >Lovecraftian bullshit vs Industrial hellscape
      Why has no one made this yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lovecraftian bullshit vs Industrial hellscape
        Wasn't exactly lovecraftian but I've seen something might come pretty close to that industrial hellscape that Teddy K was warning us about. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828860/The_Forever_Winter/

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't seem that scary not even in the deadspace universe, why deadspace doesn't have long range destruction weapons is confusing to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No need to since there are no ayylmao go fight against and humanity is just a handful of colonies around, too early for them to develop a gov of their own and start a human "civil" war. The strongest thing humanity has in that universe are the planet crackers/miner ships and probably just conventional nukes or ramming ships into things.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple. The transformation of people into necromorphs and eventual convergence of life is facilitated by the Markers which infect people with a spiritual disease which destroys their individual identity and integrity. As such, there is only one defense and solution: to encode our OWN religious doctrine into psychic waves and shoot it back at the necromorphs and markers in order to drown out their nihilistic heresy. It's possible we might even be able to reverse their condition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like The Secret but a collective human effort

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, technically?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've heard you guys are really strong.
      >waku waku, This shall be FUN!

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very large nukes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I know the perfect crew to do it.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it with a big gun from very far away

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paint it as a basedjak and earth as a chad
    Option 2:
    Throw israelites at it

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever get an answer to who made the markers and WHY it distorts people into inhuman abominations or is it just "spoopy planetoid go bbbrrrr"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The implication is that the moons make the markers and launch them at barren worlds to generate life to consume.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead Space starts off with fighting the most basic necromorphs with the most basic future power tool improvised weapon
    Dead Space should end with fighting the most powerful necromorphs with the biggest future power tool improvised weapon.

    Also when you arm the planet cracker for firing, it should have the same laser sight that splits into three parallel lines as the plasma cutter for pure kino.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Supernova the local star.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, as shown in Awakened.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could crush it. There isn't a being that exists that doesn't die from being crushed under weight that it cannot handle.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would cut it in half with one stroke of my nipponese steel katana obviously.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Against Imperium: Gets exterminatus
    >Against Eldar: Gets mentally raped by the local Farseer and then throw into a black hole
    >Against Orks: Gets looted
    >Against Necrons: Gets assimilated and turned into a necron moon
    >Against Dark Eldar: Gets raped and experimented on
    >Against Astartes: Gets raped and exterminatus
    >Against Tyranids: Gets consumed and turned into shit
    >Against Tau: It could work...

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you fly far, far away

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they beat her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is what would happen if phazon infected a moon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t see how some weak Nintendo property could defeat necromorphs. Those things aren’t as versatile as we are.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I punch hard, I bet I can punch one to death

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frickers that wrote these probably suck israelitewiener like all of existence since WWII. So clearly, saying "Black person" is how you beat them.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can one Culture GSV solo the Necromorphs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not very familiar with the capabilities of necromorphs, but in only a couple months of prep (basically no time at all in stellar terms) a GSV can configure itself to have hundreds of thousands of offense-enabled slaved ships, and that's on top of frankly beyond magic-level effectors and weaponry that utilizes energy from higher dimensions. Minds are basically gods, each of which has the processing power of billions if not trillions of humans, and the largest GSVs are controlled by multiple Minds.
      If you want to have even a snowball's chance in hell against a GSV it has to be caught totally unprepared by a tech level an order of magnitude higher, and that only really leaves ascended/sublimed civs.
      I mean, can any necromorph entity handle a hundred thousand frigates moving at 100 times light speed performing the equivalent of infinite ammo extradimensional nuke strafing runs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but in only a couple months of prep
        Lets do the Star Trek thing where you tell me it'll take months and Kirk tells you "You have 10 hours."

        What happens then? Can the Necromorphs integrate alien technology into their form? If not, the Culture may stand a chance but it'll be really bloody.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kirk tells you "You have 10 hours."
          Can a Necromorph (or hell the entirety of their forces) pierce multiple shells of barriers around the ship before the ship just leaves? Unprepared means it doesn't have a fleet of offensive ships, it's still thinking and reacting millions of times a second, it still has nearly infinite energy and its numerous incredibly powerful effectors . . . it just also has a compliment of millions of humans who live on the GSV, so if it's not offense oriented it would leave to safeguard its passengers. And also even unprepared a GSV is more than able to annihilate itself to prevent alien takeover, while also blasting out an SOS.
          Even with a successful attack (that causes a GSV to kill itself and its passengers) there's no way Necromorphs handle the next GSV to show up, and the Culture would probably send multiple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One Culture GSV could solo most existential threats from majority of settings, the levels of technology they possess are ridiculous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No the Beast from Homeworld

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      necromorphs are at least 3-4 rungs lower on the galactic ladder, they would just be a destructive bug to be crushed under foot. the fact you think this is even a valid question suggest you have luke warm brain IQ, like the "who would win the federation or the culture?" dimwits.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If humans had created murder robots then they could have taken on the moons for us.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a honest moment from the thumbnail and texture I thought this was a barotrauma thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker isn't ready for barotrauma yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naw we had quite a few threads I even beat the whole game way back with randos from here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds fun
          I've been looking for randos to play in my autismo subs with

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought tyranids were suppose to be the rapid infection race like the zerg in starcraft, it's actually the orks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both are rather quick, tho the tyrannids, even tho they look more savage, tend to be more cunning before doing a full fledged invasion by sending genestealers to infiltrate the people of a targeted world and make them more prone to an easy invasion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tyrannids, even tho they look more savage, tend to be more cunning
        but brutal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Nids are the rapid infection/devour race in 40k. The Orks just spawn forever and sincerely love fighting. They haven't been particularly fast overall since the War of the Beast and that was like 8000 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both are. Wasn't their a book about either the eldar or humans venturing out of the milky way only to find that all of the galaxies near it were taken over by tyranids?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Necrons went out and found nothing but Tyranids, humans sent probes out and heard nothing but Ork noises.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby would win.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with ANY debate about stopping the Brethern Moon is that we do not know the full extend of what they are capable of.
    We can safely extrapolate that they have the ability to both travel and transmit information faster than late. They are the sole reason intelligent life even evolves in the first place because that is their "crop". Literally an entire galaxies and hundreds of millions of years of hyper intelligent species fell to them.
    That's about it. We do not know how they started. We do not know the span of the universe they cover (may as well be more outside our galaxy). We do not if they even can be "killed" in any way we comprehend (for all we know the baby Moon in DS3 could have some other form of existence). They could be some sort of metaphysical corruption of the fabric of reality like the flood for all we know and they simply never had to try hard enough to demonstrate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically what I am trying to say is that what we saw of the Brethern Moons could be them at their leisure simply farming relaxed and monotone by their standards and they never encountered a threat to them where they had to "bring in the big guns".

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from typical 40k tier solutions, has anyone tried fricking one yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isaac fricked one. And fricked their marker!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were people in DS 3 that ate necromorph flesh to avoid starvation and turned. I imagine fricking one would lead to your dick falling off, minimum, or turn into some weird horror/fetish where you start shooting Necromorph dna into whatever you frick or some variant of the corruptor.
      Realistically, you would probably slowly rot from the inside out and turn into one, and it would start with your dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly they just didn't cook the necromorph thoroughly enough. Low and slow, friends. You want no pink on the inside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did actually. All it did was give them a 200 year lifespan and made them skinnyfat with a large belly and long velociraptor claws

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny you mention that, I'm don't even remember if they were able to. DS3 was on a frozen planet and had a heat mechanic IIRC. I think the survivors that ate them didn't even have the energy or capability to cook them, let alone stay very warm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would anyone think eating them was a good idea? you wouldn't need a parasite carrying rat corpse, even if you cooked it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Starve to certain death
          or
          >eat dead flesh and pray to Christ because there is no alternative
          People will do a lot of obviously stupid, and bad shit to survive when their back is to a wall and the only thing they have is delusional hope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would anyone think eating them was a good idea? you wouldn't need a parasite carrying rat corpse, even if you cooked it.

        >Starve to certain death
        or
        >eat dead flesh and pray to Christ because there is no alternative
        People will do a lot of obviously stupid, and bad shit to survive when their back is to a wall and the only thing they have is delusional hope.

        they're morons, man
        I'd've blown my head off inside a pre-programmed uuhh (forgot the name of these garbage disposal rooms in science fiction where they basically throw the garbage into space in a vacuum), enough armaments for that, thankfully

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire a single rocket at it, no-diff
    >Low complex multiversal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skull ain't doing shit to a bretheren moon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, read the key wrong (There's 7 form listings, but 12 reference points) but - I thought I'd go for the lowest form capable, but METALGrey is the one listed at LCM, it seems?
        but Tai's Skullgreymon was listed as a scaling source for MetalGrey, so I'd say low-balling it, a GENERIC Skull should at least be at Star level, and not Island - the gulf in power between metalgrey, and skullgrey would be silly, otherwise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, just don't use vs battle wiki as a reference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it's fricking funny tho.
            I remember seeing some other random wiki saying Futo from 2hu was like, small star level.
            Like every other digimon being listed as low complex multiversal is entertaining
            holy faurk bros, vademon can create a UNIVERSE

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will they fare against the Brethren Moon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk what that shit is, disney land?
      Disney buys the franchise, and has them job to Mickey in Kingdom Hearts, using the power of friendship or whatever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a drawing meant to represent the goddess Alpreche from a certain game. She's actually one part of a god made up of 22 parts. It has the strength to rival the true god of the setting, but it decides not to interfere since it really, really likes the true god for understandable reasons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >certain game.
          what game.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't beat them, I'd listen to what they had to say.

    And that's what no one did.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do they eat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bombard it with bioweapons, if you can make them your b***h with space power tools they have no way of surviving weaponized gonorrhea or something.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *inhales*
    KAAAAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEE
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God GT was so ugly. Look at how small they made his hair here and the light reflecting off of his face just makes him look greasy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he looks good to me. his neck is massive. better than the prissy twig that appears in super.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >better than the prissy twig that appears in super.
            They're exactly the same unless he's using SSG.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, maybe the real dead space was the friends we made along the way.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You highjack their telepathic communication with hatsune miku, turning them into massive weebs.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bug vs Windshield

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dont lorelet. They literally exist to create and then consume life.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything burns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With friendship

      let it fix humanity problems

      Everything burns with friendship, let it fix humanity's problems.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no humanity no problems

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With friendship

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let it fix humanity problems

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Liberate dark fluid
    2. Shoot syringe missles into moons
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show them pictures of bugmen(nips, chinks etc) and convince them they'd be eating bugs for dinner if they decide to consooom earth

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused is this a halo thread or a dead space thread

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fight them with the Zerg from starcraft, or the Protoss can handle it with the Golden Armada

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is it going to do, chant cthulhu fhtagn at some chunk of rock coming at it at near lightspeed?

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Zeta

    The 'DS1 orbital battle station' was created just for bullshit like that.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the remake good? I only played the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother with the remake? You already played the original.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity literally fricked Titan up to the point that the only thing remains is its core, only if they hadmore planetcrackers

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fricked up thing about markers is the implication that humans wouldn't have evolved to be intelligent without them
    the brethren moons are farmers and humans are their cattle

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fight fire with fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah. infested is pretty weak considering how many people avoid infection (notably that one tribe that harvests them and the family which have retained some of their humanity despite millennia of infection). what you need are the sentients. they'll adapt to anything the brother moons could possibly throw at them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Infestation and the Sentients mutually have issues when it comes to dealing with madness-inspiring eldritch horrors.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as long as they don't have to deal with the Void they'll be alright.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dead space 3 ending was kino I dont care what anyone says

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just get to make us whole again 🙂

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assorted 4X sci-fi games have entire system-crackers that kill everything within a star's orbit. I know Endless Space 2 has one where you can explode a system's sun. Modded Stellaris has a ton of options for doing this as well.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With so many cancelled iterations of Dead Space 4 I'm surprised none of the devs/leaks mention Isaac ever figuring out a way to kill these things. The concepts for the cancelled games always involve fricking off into the inner core of the galaxy, fricking off into the outer rim of the galaxy, fricking off to go to Earth only to find it infested with necromorph goop (implying a marker got destroyed here), or helping Isaac and Carver build up a resistance on Earth.

    Also to OP's question it would be deprivation of food. There was a comic, then a DLC continuation in Dead Space 2. Some glowies have weapons that straight up melt necromorphs and they can't make use of the organic matter from said soup. I guess if you can find a glowie base you can get yourself suited up with their weird weapons

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since the Markers broadcast a signal sent by the brethren moons, couldn't you theoretically reverse-engineer them to send some kind of kill frequency back to the brethren moons?

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic rel would do the trick

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gigaton yield nukes

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *laughs in every Nightfighter casually equipped with a starbreaker*

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would they be able to thwart the moons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already view themselves as the perfect beings, so the Moons wouldn't have any psychic influence on them.
      The whole, "make us whole", line wouldn't work on the Qu, who already think they're the ideal form.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You find the machine or whatever it is that's sending the signal to the markers throughout the space and turn it off or kill it. Since markers are at the core of convergence leading to the creation of a moon and constantly receive signal from somewhere and energy through it, you turn off that signal or block it somehow.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit it really hard

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brethren moon
    you forgot their theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec6ahnm5s64

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by not contacting them in the first place

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bwc

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop 40 million soldiers with drills and liquid dark matter on them.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically would a machine mind still be indoctrinated by the Markers? A lot of the times the malfunctioning machinery is due to hallucinations (they're not actually malfunctioning) or power fluctuations, but there are times where the lights just go out. Does that technically mean that a bunch of Terminators would still get assfricked to the point of suicide even if it doesn't benefit the Moons? After all, if they can't be eaten then better to still take care of them rather than, say, turn to Necron-tier tech level and create tech that utterly destroys organic matter

    I wonder if the Moons are part of some grand thing, like the Elder God from Legacy of Kain. Or if they just simply like to eat.. just like the Elder God from Legacy of Kain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if Dead Space had LoK tier writing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to FRICK YOU AND FRICK YOUR MARKER, what was an engineer to do?

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    freeze it with the aliens weapon then hurl them at the sun.
    also, didnt realize they had a head and a beak like an octopus

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given how moronic the plot is at this point, I wouldnt put it past them to turn Isaac into le protoype monster man who wields necromprph claws and rip and tear it to pieces

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Average Warhammer enemy that can only fight against low tech sci fi. Every faction in wh40k except for Tao because they would try to be friends with necromorphs will annihilate the Brethren Moons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How will orks beat it?
      explain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs are almost impossible to corrupt. Orcs are mushrooms, so the Moons will become orks and loot other Moons for Gork and Mork.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          orks dont seem to have the weaponry to deal with ever regenerating bullshit moons though unless their fricked up mold fungi shit somehow overpowers the moon, which I kind of doubt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orc biology can defeat the moon mind. Therefore, in the war between the orcs and the tyranids there are no winners. Orcs are also the greatest weapons created for fighting by the ancient once. Since the main weapons of the Moons are religion and corruption, this will not work against the Orcs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesnt address my question though
              Even if the moon mind controll shit doesnt work, they still have fleshy tentacle shit, sure, might not be as effective, but if ork weaponry is alo ineffective against a fricking moon, then it just ends up being a stalemate at best

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moons don't have anything that can beat Waaargh field. Simple as. Orks can shot downs spaceships with axes and shoot from things that can't shoot. Warhammer verse is supperior to other sci fi, for example there is Marvel zombie verse, but there none in Warhammer. lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh ork geshtalt
                if the greenskins get convinced that the brother moons are powerful, or even just have any doubts about their ability to beat them across moderate numbers of orkoids, then they'll inadvertantly empower the moons and they'll be fricked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the greenskins get convinced that the brother moons are powerful
                wut? Orcs are created for wars, they don't feels that corrupts mind. Check and mate. Orcs are the winners in most outcomes in warhammer. Also their numbers are vastly superior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I admire your commitement to the bit, even going to far as to write orc instead of ork.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing can beat the waaagh, that the idea.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the greenskins get convinced that the brother moons are powerful
                What? When Orks ever did that stuff? Orks don't a loser mind or else they would died out long time ago since Great crusade.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If enough Orks think something will work it will work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I aint paying $300 bingus bucks for shitty plastic toys but boy I sure do like the fact that in a realm where nigh-unstoppable demonic beings, aliens and enhanced super soldier you can still just bring enough completely normal frickers and maybe a tank. Humanity is fricked sure but it doesn't fricking seem to be stopping them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanity is fricked sure but it doesn't fricking seem to be stopping them.

        Big mistake. Humanity is the strongest race in Warhammer with divine abilities. Moons will be mogged. I mean yeah best plot armor.
        Space marine is enough for the job.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with them
    will sex with brethern moon count as and orgy?

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom heart solo moons

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Build a self-sufficient bunked and put yourself in coma to avoid going schizo until it leaves

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A single Ultramarine could destroy them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40kgays, why are the blueberries the most popular posterboy space marines?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He who shall never be mentioned again was their fanboy and wrote alot of ultrawank
        They're also the more numerous and more flexible so they can succeed in things that a specialized chapter would also succeed in but better, causing people to regard them as gloryhounds, someting they also don't shy away from

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not that big

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this, context? where is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If everyone on Earth was made into a huge ball of meat, iirc. That's how big it would be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I was god, I'd do that and grill the meatball over the sun and eat it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are much bigger than that you dumb ass Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but thats a sphere of 7 billion humans, assuming dead space world was advanced enough to travel to nearby planets and cracking it in half for resources I'd say there's a population of 14 billion, which is just twice as big as that sphere

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sure, but thats a sphere of 7 billion humans
          Doubt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're 70% water you idiot, plus necromorphs literally boil themselves during the transformation

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be moronic, 70%? I'd be like a milkshake flopping about, you fricking moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd be like a milkshake flopping about
                You already are, you're american

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >literal brainlet cannot conceptulize volumes of mass
              all of earth's biomass is massively bigger accounting for all ocean life and insect biomass, but that's about right for humans.
              for brother moons to credibly be the size they are at the end of DS3, they would have to be absording non-biomass into parts of their structure, rocks and dirt etc.

              ok make a giant fleshball of 8 billion then come back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literal brainlet cannot conceptulize volumes of mass
            all of earth's biomass is massively bigger accounting for all ocean life and insect biomass, but that's about right for humans.
            for brother moons to credibly be the size they are at the end of DS3, they would have to be absording non-biomass into parts of their structure, rocks and dirt etc.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either an exterminatus by a life eater virus or nova bomb from halo launched in some kind of drill missile to the center of a moon and detonated.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if the orks think the moons are powerful then that just tells them they need more dakka

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands wackes them moons. I mean there are no death in there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what a brethen moon would do with a replicator capable of making biological material, like borderlands new-Us or star trek transporters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moons will get bankrupt.

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they arrive on earth
    >people get necromorphed
    >they get absorbed by the moon
    >plot twist: the people were vaxxed
    >moon dies of heart attack
    >pure coincidence

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attach shockpoint drives to a series of dry ice asteroids
    >accelerate them close to the speed of light
    >cuts through those fleshy mooncoons like a hot knife through butter

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can everyone here just let dead space franchise come back next remake could literally not have anything "woke" in it and it still would be criticized unfairly ):>

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vergil from DMC can beat them. I mean Devil may cry wrecks them. Nothing burger.

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you beat them?
    You don't, you just welcome them in your society for culture enrichment. Look at those tentacles meant to be used in medicine or engineering

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remote control nuke.

    Its really not that hard.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easily, any more questions you'd like to ask?

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Game renders necromorphs as xeno-hybrids
      >PC instantly self-immolates as the game begins to un at -60fps

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >works on undead
    Brethenchuds I dont feel so good....

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of the posts about using planetcrackers against the moons or hitting them with stuff like Death Stars or using Culture GSV's against them explicitly forget that the Moons naturally move fast enough to outspeed shockpoint drives. Shockpoint Drives, at bare minimum, cross 1000 lightyears per day. And the moons are faster than that.

    To the Moons, any KKV/RKV would literally be equivalent to watching and waiting for pain to dry. Meanwhile from our perspective, it would look like they're anime flash-stepping out of the way of any attack directed against them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *paint.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prööfs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keyhole Station is explicitly 6500 light years away from Earth per Dead Space Liberation, where it's an Earthgov space station located in the Carina Nebula 6500+ light years away. Norton travelled from here to the Solar System to pick up Isaac, and it's stated that Ellie shocked out a few minutes before Norton to Tau Volantis from this space station. It's said that Tau Volantis is in the "uncharted arm of the galaxy" and is beyond even the most distant human settlements.

        >..The Ptolemy Array was built specifically to triangulate the distant signal using three Red Markers. They located the source, and it proved to be the most distant point ever reached by man, Tau Volantis, here in this previously unchartered arm of the Galaxy.... - SCAF Log 17
        >THE SYSTEM IS EXTREMELY REMOTE, BEYOND EVEN THE MOST DISTANT SETTLEMENT. IT WAS A TERRIBLE RISK SHOCKING IN BLIND AS WE DID BUT WE HAD NO OTHER CHOICE. IF WE WANT ANY HOPE OF STOPPING THIS MARKER EPIDEMIC, WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THEIR SIGNALS - WE HAVE TO FIND THE SOURCE...

        It's said by Norton that just before they arrive at Tau Volantis that Ellie shocked 13 days ago, which is the bare minimum for how long it took her to get there, and it's probably far shorter simply because Isaac and Carver managed to shock back to Earth pretty much instantly. The Moons are fast enough to make shockpoint drives seem like snails in comparison, as Awakened shows them already at Earth by the time Isaac and Carver arrived.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got the impression that those moons were made from earth peeps so they didnt even need to travel there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing can escape supernovas and black holes. Moons are just a small fish in a fishbowl for someone bigger than them. Half-Life combines will make Moons their pets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing that exists. the brethren moons don't have anything recognizable as technology but they are still super advanced aliens, they can travel much faster than light so anything is on the table

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evidence?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Keyhole Station is explicitly 6500 light years away from Earth per Dead Space Liberation, where it's an Earthgov space station located in the Carina Nebula 6500+ light years away. Norton travelled from here to the Solar System to pick up Isaac, and it's stated that Ellie shocked out a few minutes before Norton to Tau Volantis from this space station. It's said that Tau Volantis is in the "uncharted arm of the galaxy" and is beyond even the most distant human settlements.

        >..The Ptolemy Array was built specifically to triangulate the distant signal using three Red Markers. They located the source, and it proved to be the most distant point ever reached by man, Tau Volantis, here in this previously unchartered arm of the Galaxy.... - SCAF Log 17
        >THE SYSTEM IS EXTREMELY REMOTE, BEYOND EVEN THE MOST DISTANT SETTLEMENT. IT WAS A TERRIBLE RISK SHOCKING IN BLIND AS WE DID BUT WE HAD NO OTHER CHOICE. IF WE WANT ANY HOPE OF STOPPING THIS MARKER EPIDEMIC, WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THEIR SIGNALS - WE HAVE TO FIND THE SOURCE...

        It's said by Norton that just before they arrive at Tau Volantis that Ellie shocked 13 days ago, which is the bare minimum for how long it took her to get there, and it's probably far shorter simply because Isaac and Carver managed to shock back to Earth pretty much instantly. The Moons are fast enough to make shockpoint drives seem like snails in comparison, as Awakened shows them already at Earth by the time Isaac and Carver arrived.

        I got the impression that those moons were made from earth peeps so they didnt even need to travel there

        That's unlikely because it's explicitly said that they were woken up by the Tau Volantis moon connection to the network before it died. So they were already formed and dormant, most likely scattered haphazardly across the galaxy. Which arguably makes them beelining for Earth as quickly as they did even more impressive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you making the assumption that FTL travel is just going fast normally? In like 99% of scifi settings, ships going FTL use a different form of propulsion than when going subFTL. Most involve wormholes and the few that do just go faster like in Mass Effect where ships decrease their mass into the negatives, they can't actually do much while traveling at those speeds. Most writers recognize that having something that can think and react at FTL speeds break their settings.

      The Culture is one of the handful of settings where ships fighting at FTL-speeds from light-seconds away is the norm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So in other words the moons still job to 2 superlaser shots from the Death Star.

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VIOLENCE

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doomguy solos negdiff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cut to footage of Doomguy suplexing one of them through Earth's atmosphere, directly into a dynamite factory

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These brethren moons and their necromorphs sound like they're a threat to democracy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Robots whould survive in the Helldivers verse. lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Earth just recently turned a planet into a black hole

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    necromorph off button like the end of mass effect

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One single Flood spore

    ...well now there's an even bigger problem.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayming's most overwanked character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doomguy is a god of his verse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of his verse of useless jobbers, yeah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doomguy can solo verses. lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Doomjobber can *HEADCANON*
              fascinating

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally plot of Doom.

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like all things, the only real answer is what's fricking coolest. Or if you're boring: What's the canon media the thing is appearing in. Superman beats batman in superman comics, batman beats superman in batman comics.

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with a sanctuary: shattered sun army in nearby orbit

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you beat them?
    power man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's powerman's going rate?
      I might need to take out a loan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He would probably take the job for a 5 guys combo with a shake.

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does lore says that moons kill every single living being on the planets they eat, including bacteria during the convergence event, thats would be literally impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kill
      More like absorb and convergence gathers all the flesh the planet has to offer with also inorganic most surface level crust of the planet to make a shell for itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why do all that "kill as much as you can" bullshit if you can absorb it from the get go?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't explained,

          if you want my headcannon I can say convergence probably needs 80% of already controlled organic matter, meaning necromorphed so the rest can be assimilated without issue

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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