How do you make a game this devoid of content and still have the balls to call it Zelda?

How do you make a game this devoid of content and still have the balls to call it Zelda?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By making a good game that's fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt they do that then?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it says it on the cover

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 400% more Zelda than BotW was.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >devoid of content
    Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me.
    Wind waker has more content than its predecessors. The original version's sailing was a bit of a chore and lead to too much downtime, but the improvements in the HD version made this a lot better.
    It's a far more complete game than TP and basically works as a scaled up OOT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cut half the dungeons because and replaced them with a fetch quest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The triforce hunt is meant to be accomplished incidentally while you explore the map and, y'know, play the content of which you claim it is devoid.
        If you literally just beeline from objective marker to objective marker, then you don't know what content actually is and probably dropped the game 2/3rds of the way through to play COD4 again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The triforce hunt is meant to be accomplished incidentally while you explore the map
          you mean after you finish every dungeon up to the point where you get to pay tingle to decipher your charts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3D Zelda dungeons suck balls so that's perfectly fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. MM is the only 3D game prior to BotW with puzzles that were actually fun and compelling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and botw "puzzles" were all elementary school level and spammed nonstop

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If those are elementary level, the older games are literal preschool level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me you didn't play the game without telling me.
      stop doing this wishy-washy beta nonsense
      just say
      >You didn't play the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's because the phrase originated from reddit, newbie-kun

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute tan tomboy zelda makes up for all of wind waker's short comings. except for the lack of post master sword dungeons and awful fricking command melody puzzles

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TP's sidequests:

    >Jovani's poe collectathon
    >Agatha's bug collectathon
    >Hyrule Castle Town donation sidequest
    >Hot springwater sidequest
    >Bridge repair sidequest
    >Howling stones
    >Hidden grottos (without puzzles and only one room)
    >A few caverns
    >Cave of Ordeals

    WW's sidequests:

    >Maggie's father's necklace quest
    >Hoskit's golden feather quest
    >Mrs. Marie's joy pendant quest
    >Orca's knight crests
    >Blue Chu Jelly sidequest
    >Lenzo's errands
    >Pompie and Vera's gossip quest
    >Photo sidequests for Minenco, Kamo, and Linda
    >Maggie's letter sidequest
    >Catching Windfall's thief
    >Windmill repair
    >Killer Bees hide and seek
    >Curing your grandma
    >Goron merchant trade
    >Korok trees
    >Nintendo Gallery
    >Great Fairies
    >Sea charts
    >Fishman map charting
    >Big Octo spots
    >Hidden grottos (with puzzles and/or multiple rooms)
    >Submarines
    >Savage Labyrinth

    You're objectively, factually wrong, OP. How does it feel to be objectively, factually wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >korok seeds, but le different!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moving the goalpost because he didn't know what "devoid" means and got btfo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I salvaged a treasure! Please be anything other than ruppees
          >it's ruppees

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every 3D Zelda ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So uh, not korok seeds then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I hate TP. Collectathons are not a replacement for actual good sidequests.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TP has a vastly superior mainquest, and the side content encourages exploration. checkmate athebreasts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no exploration in TP and the main quest amounts to dogshit forced minigames between the dogshit easy linear dungeons that are only carried by their aesthetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's a lot of exploration and discovery in TP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how doing chores for a little goblin is a better main quest. WWs is simple rescue your sister and rescue zelda, but those stakes are more understandable than the garbled mess that is TP

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WWs is simple rescue your sister
            thanks for conceding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >collecting bracelets and necklaces arent collectathons

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not BotW though

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you posted the wrong image that's not BOTW.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been playing through the games (most of em anyway) and ww is my least favourite except for zelda 2. it was frustrating and boring with the worst dungeons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt like zelda 2
      filtered

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro that game is dogshit

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a mix between AlttP and Zelda 1 map would be perfect. They went ham with WindZoomshitter and Twilight Princess.

    Modern Zelda is not Zelda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alttp boomers still on Ganker
      Get a job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomers still invading our space thinking they belong

        Get a laid loser, you are alone in here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh i just realized it was bait because your shit thread always dies.

        LMAO have a nice day loser, here let me bump your shitwaker thread again, hopefully it wont die this time
        AHAHAHAHAHAH
        A
        Man what a dogshit zoom life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here let me bump it again.

          Zoom bros how are we feeling about Zeldarino? Bing bing whooringo

          Black person Black person Black person

          Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.
          Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.
          Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.

          bump bump bumperino OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A KUNG POW Black person

          YOOOOOOOOO BUMPERINO

          LETS MAKE THIS A HUGE SUCESSFUL THREAD GUYS

          DOGSHIT ZOOMERWAKE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3D ZELDA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          >anti-wwgay is a soijak shitter and is having a psychotic meltdown as we speak
          imagine being literally mindbroken by a cartoony sailing game

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here let me bump it again.

    Zoom bros how are we feeling about Zeldarino? Bing bing whooringo

    Black person Black person Black person

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh dude just go to the islands. Of course the water doesn't have much going on.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.
    Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.
    Swinging the Jaks in the dogshit zoomer thread.

    bump bump bumperino OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A KUNG POW Black person

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about BotW and ToTK.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yu rike.
    Yu think yu no rike, but yu rike.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the four great 3D Zeldas (OoT, MM, WW, TP), WW is the worst
    Worst overworld, worst dungeons, worst combat (ohh you can press A when prompted to do a command attack like it's KH2 wooaahhh so deep), and honestly worst artstyle. The cel shading would have looked so nice if they gave it the thick black outlines that other cel shaded games at the time had, which would actually make the game look like the concept art, but instead it just looks sloppy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ww isn't a great game, it's a massive disappointment compared to the games that came before it and the game that came after it.
      The moronic art style that made Miyamoto literally cringe when he saw it did untold damage to the series and its reputation, on top of it being a boring, unfinished game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aonuma makes his solo director debut with wind waker
        >doesn't get yanked off the franchise
        >fujibayashi makes skyward sword
        >doesn't get yanked off the franchise
        I guess Nintendo wanted the series to get worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Out of the four great 3D Zeldas
      There are only 2 great 3D Zeldas and impressively you listed none of them
      >Worst overworld
      Incorrect, that's TP
      >worst dungeons
      Correct, but none of the other dungeons are that much better
      >worst combat
      Incorrect, combat is much more responsive and fluid than its predecessors and a lot of items have multiple uses like the boomerang and deku leaf
      >honestly worst artstyle
      Shit taste, it has the best artstyle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are only 2 great 3D Zeldas and impressively you listed none of them
        Enlighten us about the 2 great 3D Zeldas please

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TOTK and Link's awakening (switch version)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Link's awakening
            I am going to rape you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hey! the graphics were 3D in that one!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TotK and BotW, unironically.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the ubisoft zeldas are the only good 3d ones
            Cut it out

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOOOOO BUMPERINO

    LETS MAKE THIS A HUGE SUCESSFUL THREAD GUYS

    DOGSHIT ZOOMERWAKE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3D ZELDA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yoooooooooooooooooo BUMP BUMP LETS GO

        3D ZELDA

        LETS GO GO GO SISTERS GOOO

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