How does Samus maintain her slim figure? What's her routine?

How does Samus maintain her slim figure? What's her routine?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spending several days without food while blowing up planets

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    running and shooting aliens (3x no rest)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slim figure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's all muscle. Some women are lucky because their body distributes fat just right for male attraction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she's all muscle
        >distributes fat just right
        What will it be?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's an expression.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She destroys planets on a daily basis, running around that much has to be a lot of work

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she probably has a lot of raw hardcore sex getting B raw daily

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >B
      Belgian?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think the B stands for "boys" (little boy) (shota)

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting her shithole remodeled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need to learn carpentry

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bird genes and magic suit means she's gonna be clean and in shape no matter what she does.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she gets down at the clubs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine samus twerking her big ghetto booty at the strip clubs

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being my wife

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell after Samus was crammed in her hot sweaty morph ball all day

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus has a cloaca

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crushing my pelvis until i'm nothing but a bruised puddle of tears and cum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are those supposed to be scars or is this guy just shit at drawing water

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the latter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't make sense since her suit does all the heavy lifting for her. She should have the build of a cripple

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with blacks

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Following Pikachu around everywhere

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