how is she so perfect bros?
how is she so perfect bros?
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Cause she's a brown tomboy, you can't top that
No but she can top me.
she has feet
this is also critically important
*SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF* *cums all over the floor*
>brown
>actually cares about you
>isn't just a whore
cares about you
That bitch only calls when she wants me to do something for her.
Did they model Meghan Markle?
Panam isn’t a moron so no.
I can't believe you can actually have a full on hardcore sex scene with her in the car, my mom was sitting next to me in the couch. She actually says cum in my mouth, like what the fuck
i don't remember that anon
>She actually says cum in my mouth
She did?
nah, fake greentext bullshit
To be honest there is not even place for her to do that in the tank. The scene is suposed to be erotic or something, but I just keep thinking she was going to bump her head
Your mom asked you to cum in her mouth?
ride or die bitch
Love how he is about to say big ass but catches himself right before
Despite it's faults cyberpunk understood how to make appealing looking characters. You can't just scan people in and call it a day that's how you end up with these nightmare creatures we've been getting lately. Realism isn't better
>You can't just scan people in and call it a day
They literally did that. It's what led to pic related.
Worse VA than Grimes.
>Most sovlfull car in the game is locked behind a quest featuring an irl streamer
>Galena rattler
>more SOVLfull than MaiMai
Don't be silly
>I NEED this car!
>There are no other cars in this junkyard.
>It's just this one.
>That I can't fix
>Because I'm stupid.
>But I NEED it!
It may be soulfull or whatever, but the only car that doesnt drive like a fucking boat is the coyote
I just stuck to the motorcycle wherever I could. Felt like it was the only way to not crash into someone at every other turn.
>Beginning of the game
>Broke, very few fast travel points unlocked, no double jump.
>Don't want to steal a car, every car I see for sale is thousands of credits that I'm saving for upgrades
>Just walking around everywhere slowly.
>Suddenly get a call from Jackie's mom.
>Have a lovely funeral, talk with characters, generally nice quest.
>She offers me his motorcycle.
>That feeling when you get his cycle, and can just blast down the highways with his music.
Cyberpunk had its issues, but man did it also have its moments.
I felt bad cause I sent his body to Vic's thinking that I shouldn't dump his bleeding corpse on his mother's front porch. Skipped the funeral and got the motorcycle via phone.
You'd think they'd still have something closed casket, but I guess they were pissed at me after that.
when did you play? they apparently fixed the funeral quest and allowed it to play out the same regardless of where you sent his body in a patch
I figured that Delamaine would be a bit more discrete, but yeah its an honest mistake.
Do the Devil ending on a file where you sent Jackie to Vic and you get to see how fucking terrible of a decision that was.
At least you can tell Hanako to go fuck herself
adjust driving sensitivity in options.
>not maining jackie's bike
get out
Based but I prefer Kusanagi
Agreed, they drive the same, but the weeb in me wants to believe is an akira&GitS reference. Also, drivong a nuclear powered bike is rad
Honestly, so haven’t played an open world game with driving as good Cyperpunk. I’ve been told the driving was horrible before the big Edgerunners update so whoever worked on it knew what they were doing and how to fix it.
so you haven't played any other open world games
I have to agree with him though, I've played plenty of open world games and the driving in them has always been terrible
I don't think cyberpunk is outstanding on this but I genuinely found myself driving around just listening to music like I haven't done since GTA3. The driving just feels good; especially the bikes for some reason.
Ironic (or intentions?) is they positioned her on the biggest garbage dump in the game.
She was only added to the game because she banged one of the devs in a bathroom after a convention in Australia lol
Nu-Ganker now thinks this
is attractive
What the fuck is wrong with Gen. Z?
It's not a gen z only thing to be attracted to actual real women as opposed to cartoon characters.
>Some disgusting looking mutt
>"Ughhh you just don't like real women"
Putrid taste.
>actual real women
Panam is a virtual character
She had a goddess tier body. Nude (shower at the end of mods) is specially impresive how hot she is
You're a giant gay
>Noooo you must like my non-white/non-asian used goods waifu
Go lick the pavement
>non asian
Yellow fever fags are the most subhuman creatures on earth. I'd pull your fucking jawbone off if i could
It's not a nuGanker or a gen Z thing. They are normal people will normal tastes, you're just a schizo from 4chan and people like you were always wrong.
I wish they gave her more screen time, she is great, specially compared to the other love interest in that game
>judy: literally retarded
>kerry: he is ok as a bro, but the gay stuff is anoying when they try to force it on you
>the detective: i dont even remember his name, whinny piece of shit, he is repulsive for men so I can only imagine how disgusting his lame as has to be for women.
>kerry
literally who?
>he didnt make hanako wait for a month and a half in the bar
Take a load of this pleb, he missed some of the best stuff in the game
Lucy is best.
I actually liked Judy more as a character but feel like she and River got the short end of the stick in terms of actually tying their subplots back into the big finale.
if u want a game w better physics than cyberpunk try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam
>colored
No thanks
She reminds me of the Ganker kebab girl, absolute delicious brown cutie.
post it
I don't see the resemblance...
Goyslop-chan, my wife
She's going to have severe gastrointestinal problems if she keeps eating goyslop everyday.
haha that would be so bad imagine!
After getting screwed over or used by every merc and fixer in night city, Panam and the Aldecados seem like real genuine people.
>After getting screwed over or used by every merc and fixer in night city
Only Dex fucks you over. No other fixer or merc ever does. Even Wakako, who is probably the least trustworthy fixer in the game, never screws over V. Hell, even the Maelstrom don't fuck V over as long as you don't fuck them at the start of the game. If anyone does a lot of fucking over it's V.
Is she black? Or mexican?
Black/Native American
Pan-American
She’s 100% native according to Pawel
Yes both River and Panam are of native American descent
Not with that body
I don't know. It's some CDPR magic.
She's hot and methhead levels of ride or die, that's the male fantasy.
Wasn't this game supposed to get an expansion or something??
It still is.
Sometime this year
I hope I'm wrong but this thing doesnt appeal me at a fundamental level.
The pacing was already a fucking big issue in cb2077, Victor tells you you have no time and you expend 6months in game time playing the merc, and the quest of Jonhy dont start until Hanako waits for you, so cannonically you yave to make her wait at least 10 days if you want to finish everything.
So now, on top of that you have time to do some shit with the goverment? I'd have rsther have something with the blue eyes guy or some spiritual shit with the zen master/pink god/black wall stuff that could give us a more esoterical solution to V's problem.
Also, give me more skippy motherfuckers, having a companion AI is the most cyberpunk thing there is, at least un-nerf it and give it more conversation.
>how is she so perfect bros?
>so perfect bros
Did you mean "such a perfect bro", you illiterate gay?
CP2077 is worth it for she
She's good with cars
I will always defend this trainwreck of a game for the somber space station ending.
Credit were credit is due. The pacing and rpg machanics are fucked, but the city and feeling is great and the main missions and submission (panam, vudu kids, takemura...) are very good.
>muh authoritarian strong waman
>hate her so avoid every romantic interaction
>this leads to the cum in my mouth scene anyway
Shit game, shit girl, too bad she's the only hot girl in Night City
You have to 100% simp for her from the moment you meet her or you're locked out of her romance, you liar.
Absolutely not, I rejected every single advance and she still proposed to have sex in the tank
No. You're lying. You have to do everything she asks you to do including lying to Saul for her. You simped for her. When she asked you to go murder a whole gang of people just for her you didn't select the "Fuck off, you dumb bitch" option. You went and did it.
>You have to do everything she asks you to do including lying to Saul for her.
That's not a romantic interaction. I'm talking about this
scene for example when you have the choice of touching or whatever I don't remember
I sided with her but didn't try to romance her
She makes no romantic advances on you so your options are make them yourself, which she rejects, or just "be a friend". The triggers for her romance is doing all her quests on her side which involves doing really stupid shit that only a simp would do. You simped for her.
I just did all the quests
AND simped with her while doing so. The only reason you got offered the quests is because you keep simping for her. If you don't she doesn't call to ask. You're a simp. Stop acting like the game forced you down this path. It absolutely does not.
It did
>side with her because she's obviously the gypsies MC
>do all of her quests because it's a video game
>never touch the options marked with a heart
>still get the option to romance her
>simp for character nonstop the entire game
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY AM I IN THE ROMANTIC SUBPLOT? HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
>help someone
>you WILL have sex with her
chud rapist logic
>>help someone
You should have helped Saul, simp.
I don't remember having that option but he was probably made to be obviously wrong so you'd side with Panam the strong woman victim of unfair sexism
>I don't remember having that option
Liar. You know full well there's a "bros before hos" moment and you picked hos.
Saul is a fucking whimpy gay just waiting to have his busy rapped by corpos. Not difficult to chose panam over him
Panam is an insufferable brat.
she's a typical woman
like you couldn't get much more stereotypical than what panam is like, her ideas aren't explicitly awful be she always somehow manages to fuck everything up and someone else always has to take responsibility for it all
>she's a typical woman
No she's not, you retarded incel.
>Tsun with other, dere with me
She is perfect
I played it on release and never touched it ever since, I don't remember anything except I hated Panam
Panam was retarded, but Saul was retarded and a whiny gay.
Not him, but if you didnt try to fugg her after you first meet her and her fat ass you are fucking gay
Now that is a FAT lie.
I feel like with the DLC, people are going to turn right around on Cyberpunk. Honestly the best parts of Witcher 3 were the DLC
because I’m her husband
You can't you romance without having sex with them? Can't I just date her?
are you a fucking gay?
Are there really people that dumb to go anywhere near Cyberpunk2077 or am I the only non-bot marketer entity in this thread?
hating on cyberpunk isn't cool anymore, it's time to grow up gramps
Everyone is bots, now go play with your anime toys while we discuss a game we like
Its not as bad as you think and you're more of a bot than anyone praising it itt
>play as female for first time ever in a game
>can't fuck panam the literal best girl
Somehow her not being a dyke made her that much better and I'm never playing as a body type 2 ever again
Judy has issues
>Tated lesbian whore that goes on a self discovery trip to battle depresion have issues
No fucking way
She’s not a whore.
>She literally tells you about her past relationships and how she was fucking a literal whore
No, she is pure. Lmao
She never worked as prostitute, she just dated one.
I spent half the time just staring at her ass, good character.
panam wife!
I wish her ass was like twice the size sometimes
Can't you get an implant that changes butt size depending on how I'm feeling
>brown
>tomboy
>freckles
>hard to get
>big butt that she hides behind jeans
>thinks she's touch and hardened but actually isn't and your plight scares here
literally a 10/10
Also loyal af. Try talling your average rostie that she has to storm arasaka tower with you and see how it goes.
Well that's a latina thing, they just do that for white dudes. Ever seen that road rage incident where a white dude is fighting someone and his big booty latina comes out and starts blasting shots?
You did it for what she considered her own Arasaka tower, and you did it like it was fucking nothing to you.
Given her personality and what 0096 replied to you with, she had no choice.
You were her ride or die when she needed it, and now shes yours.
Panam is love, Panam is life!