how is she so perfect bros?

how is she so perfect bros?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she's a brown tomboy, you can't top that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No but she can top me.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she has feet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is also critically important

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF* *cums all over the floor*

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brown
    >actually cares about you
    >isn't just a prostitute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cares about you
      That b***h only calls when she wants me to do something for her.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did they model Meghan Markle?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Panam isn’t a Black person so no.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe you can actually have a full on hardcore sex scene with her in the car, my mom was sitting next to me in the couch. She actually says cum in my mouth, like what the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't remember that anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She actually says cum in my mouth
      She did?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, fake greentext bullshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest there is not even place for her to do that in the tank. The scene is suposed to be erotic or something, but I just keep thinking she was going to bump her head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom asked you to cum in her mouth?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ride or die b***h

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Love how he is about to say big ass but catches himself right before

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Despite it's faults cyberpunk understood how to make appealing looking characters. You can't just scan people in and call it a day that's how you end up with these nightmare creatures we've been getting lately. Realism isn't better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't just scan people in and call it a day
      They literally did that. It's what led to pic related.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worse VA than Grimes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Most sovlfull car in the game is locked behind a quest featuring an irl streamer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Galena rattler
          >more SOVLfull than MaiMai
          Don't be silly

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I NEED this car!
          >There are no other cars in this junkyard.
          >It's just this one.
          >That I can't fix
          >Because I'm stupid.
          >But I NEED it!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Galena rattler
          >more SOVLfull than MaiMai
          Don't be silly

          It may be soulfull or whatever, but the only car that doesnt drive like a fricking boat is the coyote

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I just stuck to the motorcycle wherever I could. Felt like it was the only way to not crash into someone at every other turn.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Beginning of the game
              >Broke, very few fast travel points unlocked, no double jump.
              >Don't want to steal a car, every car I see for sale is thousands of credits that I'm saving for upgrades
              >Just walking around everywhere slowly.
              >Suddenly get a call from Jackie's mom.
              >Have a lovely funeral, talk with characters, generally nice quest.
              >She offers me his motorcycle.
              >That feeling when you get his cycle, and can just blast down the highways with his music.

              Cyberpunk had its issues, but man did it also have its moments.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I felt bad cause I sent his body to Vic's thinking that I shouldn't dump his bleeding corpse on his mother's front porch. Skipped the funeral and got the motorcycle via phone.

                You'd think they'd still have something closed casket, but I guess they were pissed at me after that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                when did you play? they apparently fixed the funeral quest and allowed it to play out the same regardless of where you sent his body in a patch

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I figured that Delamaine would be a bit more discrete, but yeah its an honest mistake.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do the Devil ending on a file where you sent Jackie to Vic and you get to see how fricking terrible of a decision that was.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                At least you can tell Hanako to go frick herself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            adjust driving sensitivity in options.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not maining jackie's bike
          get out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based but I prefer Kusanagi

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed, they drive the same, but the weeb in me wants to believe is an akira&GitS reference. Also, drivong a nuclear powered bike is rad

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, so haven’t played an open world game with driving as good Cyperpunk. I’ve been told the driving was horrible before the big Edgerunners update so whoever worked on it knew what they were doing and how to fix it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so you haven't played any other open world games

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have to agree with him though, I've played plenty of open world games and the driving in them has always been terrible

                I don't think cyberpunk is outstanding on this but I genuinely found myself driving around just listening to music like I haven't done since GTA3. The driving just feels good; especially the bikes for some reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic (or intentions?) is they positioned her on the biggest garbage dump in the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was only added to the game because she banged one of the devs in a bathroom after a convention in Australia lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nu-Ganker now thinks this

      https://i.imgur.com/ewJsy7w.jpg

      how is she so perfect bros?

      this is also critically important

      is attractive
      What the frick is wrong with Gen. Z?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a gen z only thing to be attracted to actual real women as opposed to cartoon characters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Some disgusting looking mutt
          >"Ughhh you just don't like real women"
          Putrid taste.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >actual real women
          Panam is a virtual character

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She had a goddess tier body. Nude (shower at the end of mods) is specially impresive how hot she is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Some disgusting looking mutt
        >"Ughhh you just don't like real women"
        Putrid taste.

        You're a giant homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Noooo you must like my non-white/non-asian used goods waifu
          Go lick the pavement

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >non asian
            Yellow fever gays are the most subhuman creatures on earth. I'd pull your fricking jawbone off if i could

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a nuGanker or a gen Z thing. They are normal people will normal tastes, you're just a schizo from /misc/ and people like you were always wrong.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they gave her more screen time, she is great, specially compared to the other love interest in that game
    >judy: literally moronic
    >kerry: he is ok as a bro, but the gay stuff is anoying when they try to force it on you
    >the detective: i dont even remember his name, whinny piece of shit, he is repulsive for men so I can only imagine how disgusting his lame as has to be for women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kerry

      literally who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he didnt make hanako wait for a month and a half in the bar
        Take a load of this pleb, he missed some of the best stuff in the game

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy is best.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked Judy more as a character but feel like she and River got the short end of the stick in terms of actually tying their subplots back into the big finale.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if u want a game w better physics than cyberpunk try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >colored
    No thanks

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of the Ganker kebab girl, absolute delicious brown cutie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post it

      I don't see the resemblance...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Goyslop-chan, my wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to have severe gastrointestinal problems if she keeps eating goyslop everyday.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          haha that would be so bad imagine!

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After getting screwed over or used by every merc and fixer in night city, Panam and the Aldecados seem like real genuine people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >After getting screwed over or used by every merc and fixer in night city
      Only Dex fricks you over. No other fixer or merc ever does. Even Wakako, who is probably the least trustworthy fixer in the game, never screws over V. Hell, even the Maelstrom don't frick V over as long as you don't frick them at the start of the game. If anyone does a lot of fricking over it's V.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is she black? Or mexican?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black/Native American
      Pan-American

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She’s 100% native according to Pawel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes both River and Panam are of native American descent

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not with that body

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. It's some CDPR magic.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's hot and methhead levels of ride or die, that's the male fantasy.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this game supposed to get an expansion or something??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It still is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometime this year

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope I'm wrong but this thing doesnt appeal me at a fundamental level.
        The pacing was already a fricking big issue in cb2077, Victor tells you you have no time and you expend 6months in game time playing the merc, and the quest of Jonhy dont start until Hanako waits for you, so cannonically you yave to make her wait at least 10 days if you want to finish everything.
        So now, on top of that you have time to do some shit with the goverment? I'd have rsther have something with the blue eyes guy or some spiritual shit with the zen master/pink god/black wall stuff that could give us a more esoterical solution to V's problem.

        Also, give me more skippy motherfrickers, having a companion AI is the most cyberpunk thing there is, at least un-nerf it and give it more conversation.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how is she so perfect bros?
    >so perfect bros
    Did you mean "such a perfect bro", you illiterate homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CP2077 is worth it for she

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's good with cars

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will always defend this trainwreck of a game for the somber space station ending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Credit were credit is due. The pacing and rpg machanics are fricked, but the city and feeling is great and the main missions and submission (panam, vudu kids, takemura...) are very good.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh authoritarian strong waman
    >hate her so avoid every romantic interaction
    >this leads to the cum in my mouth scene anyway
    Shit game, shit girl, too bad she's the only hot girl in Night City

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to 100% simp for her from the moment you meet her or you're locked out of her romance, you liar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not, I rejected every single advance and she still proposed to have sex in the tank

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. You're lying. You have to do everything she asks you to do including lying to Saul for her. You simped for her. When she asked you to go murder a whole gang of people just for her you didn't select the "Frick off, you dumb b***h" option. You went and did it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to do everything she asks you to do including lying to Saul for her.
            That's not a romantic interaction. I'm talking about this

            this is also critically important

            scene for example when you have the choice of touching or whatever I don't remember
            I sided with her but didn't try to romance her

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She makes no romantic advances on you so your options are make them yourself, which she rejects, or just "be a friend". The triggers for her romance is doing all her quests on her side which involves doing really stupid shit that only a simp would do. You simped for her.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just did all the quests

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                AND simped with her while doing so. The only reason you got offered the quests is because you keep simping for her. If you don't she doesn't call to ask. You're a simp. Stop acting like the game forced you down this path. It absolutely does not.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It did
                >side with her because she's obviously the gypsies MC
                >do all of her quests because it's a video game
                >never touch the options marked with a heart
                >still get the option to romance her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >simp for character nonstop the entire game
                >WHAT THE FRICK? WHY AM I IN THE ROMANTIC SUBPLOT? HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >help someone
                >you WILL have sex with her
                troony rapist logic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>help someone
                You should have helped Saul, simp.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember having that option but he was probably made to be obviously wrong so you'd side with Panam the strong woman victim of unfair sexism

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't remember having that option
                Liar. You know full well there's a "bros before hos" moment and you picked hos.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember having that option but he was probably made to be obviously wrong so you'd side with Panam the strong woman victim of unfair sexism

                Saul is a fricking whimpy homosexual just waiting to have his busy rapped by corpos. Not difficult to chose panam over him

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Panam is an insufferable brat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                she's a typical woman

                like you couldn't get much more stereotypical than what panam is like, her ideas aren't explicitly awful be she always somehow manages to frick everything up and someone else always has to take responsibility for it all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >she's a typical woman
                No she's not, you moronic incel.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Tsun with other, dere with me
                She is perfect

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I played it on release and never touched it ever since, I don't remember anything except I hated Panam

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Panam was moronic, but Saul was moronic and a whiny homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but if you didnt try to fugg her after you first meet her and her fat ass you are fricking homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Now that is a FAT lie.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like with the DLC, people are going to turn right around on Cyberpunk. Honestly the best parts of Witcher 3 were the DLC

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because I’m her husband

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can't you romance without having sex with them? Can't I just date her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you a fricking homosexual?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really people that dumb to go anywhere near Cyberpunk2077 or am I the only non-bot marketer entity in this thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hating on cyberpunk isn't cool anymore, it's time to grow up gramps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is bots, now go play with your anime toys while we discuss a game we like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not as bad as you think and you're more of a bot than anyone praising it itt

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play as female for first time ever in a game
    >can't frick panam the literal best girl
    Somehow her not being a dyke made her that much better and I'm never playing as a body type 2 ever again

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Judy has issues

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tated lesbian prostitute that goes on a self discovery trip to battle depresion have issues
      No fricking way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She’s not a prostitute.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >She literally tells you about her past relationships and how she was fricking a literal prostitute
          No, she is pure. Lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She never worked as prostitute, she just dated one.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I spent half the time just staring at her ass, good character.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    panam wife!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish her ass was like twice the size sometimes
      Can't you get an implant that changes butt size depending on how I'm feeling

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brown
    >tomboy
    >freckles
    >hard to get
    >big butt that she hides behind jeans
    >thinks she's touch and hardened but actually isn't and your plight scares here
    literally a 10/10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also loyal af. Try talling your average rostie that she has to storm arasaka tower with you and see how it goes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's a latina thing, they just do that for white dudes. Ever seen that road rage incident where a white dude is fighting someone and his big booty latina comes out and starts blasting shots?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You did it for what she considered her own Arasaka tower, and you did it like it was fricking nothing to you.
        Given her personality and what 0096 replied to you with, she had no choice.
        You were her ride or die when she needed it, and now shes yours.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Panam is love, Panam is life!

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