how is this mediocrity not being eaten alive?

>performance absolutely plummets in act 3 and it is still not on acceptable level compared to the rest of the game
>quests getting bugged left and right because you breathed in the wrong way
>the most generic story you can think of, what's the point of so many paths if they all are boring shit?
>the ost that can rival generic-ness of the story itself, any random "medieval fantasy music" video sounds exactly like it
>no likeable characters, every single one of them either a schizo or a retard
>horrendous gameplay in the late game, you make your move and wait a year for opponents turns to finish, one time i managed to make a fucking coffee during one of the fights and my turn still hasn't arrived when i came back

can this shit be any more mediocre? how after being in the early access for ages they still haven't ironed out the bugs and performance issues and people find it acceptable and eat it up? any other studio would be eaten alive for releasing something like that, but this shit is somehow 96% positive on steam?
is IRL DND pillow-fuckers sheep mentality really this strong?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading all of that. Were you too poor to afford it anon?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how is this mediocrity not being eaten alive?
    Because its not mediocre, its one of the best Role-Playing games of all time.

    And everything you complained about is false except the technical problems that got a lot better now after the patches.

    Top tier interactive gameplay
    Top tier turn based battle system
    Great companions with a wide variety of personalities
    Great Soundtrack
    Excellent world design that offers distinct visual design of the world that offers 4 different styles, tone and atmosphere
    Great explorations and puzzles that rewards you with unique items
    Rich Rpg mechanics that offer replayablity
    Top tier presentation in its genre (Crpg)
    Good story to keep you going forward
    Fun and engaging dialogue that lets you interact with it in fun ways.
    Perfect adaptation of the 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons system that also improves upon the tabletop to successfully adapt it in videogame form.
    Every encounter is handcrafted, no filler or random encounters.
    Great side quests with choice and consequence.

    Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the best RPGs ever made, its in my top 10, and i know i have great taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Age Origins mogs it by a landslide as a game, rpg, characters and everything.
      The rest, which is the only part that made this "game" relevant btw, is gay porn and queer looking everyone.
      You know I'm right, and it makes you seethe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it doesn't biodrone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nu-hu
          Struck a nerve, gay shill?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep coping retard.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he says that despite clearly getting angrier and angrier
              you queers are so emotionaly broken

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not not making seething threads.
                Keep projecting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither am I. But I'm also not jumping in defense of muh unlikable gay porn game in every single one of them, raging and seething.
                You are so angry about that that you won't stop giving me yous, watch it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DOS2 reskin
      Ok bro, whatever you say.
      The divinity all got decent amounts of (deserved) praise, but slap "Baldur's Gate" on the cover and make everyone gay and it becomes "One of the best Role-Playing games of all time."

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people like to feel smart and this game makes them feel smart

    i honestly think this is the reason this game is getting so hyped.

    poor games that are actually fun like robocop were the real snubs of the game awards

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >performance absolutely plummets in act 3
    t. 1030 poorfag

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We get it anon, you are so unique for disliking popular things that are universally loved. Good job.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >performance absolutely plummets in act 3
      t. 1030 poorfag

      people like to feel smart and this game makes them feel smart

      i honestly think this is the reason this game is getting so hyped.

      poor games that are actually fun like robocop were the real snubs of the game awards

      >how is this mediocrity not being eaten alive?
      Because its not mediocre, its one of the best Role-Playing games of all time.

      And everything you complained about is false except the technical problems that got a lot better now after the patches.

      Top tier interactive gameplay
      Top tier turn based battle system
      Great companions with a wide variety of personalities
      Great Soundtrack
      Excellent world design that offers distinct visual design of the world that offers 4 different styles, tone and atmosphere
      Great explorations and puzzles that rewards you with unique items
      Rich Rpg mechanics that offer replayablity
      Top tier presentation in its genre (Crpg)
      Good story to keep you going forward
      Fun and engaging dialogue that lets you interact with it in fun ways.
      Perfect adaptation of the 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons system that also improves upon the tabletop to successfully adapt it in videogame form.
      Every encounter is handcrafted, no filler or random encounters.
      Great side quests with choice and consequence.

      Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the best RPGs ever made, its in my top 10, and i know i have great taste.

      Buy an ad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why people act like it's one of greatest games ever made, nothing about it is particularly special or interesting as a game. It's a fine CRPG, but that's about it.
      The one thing it does is have fully voiced and animated cutscenes, and I refuse to accept this fluff is the singular reason why I'm supposed to pretend BG3 is extraordinary and will change RPGs forever.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >horrendous gameplay in the late game, you make your move and wait a year for opponents turns to finish, one time i managed to make a fucking coffee during one of the fights and my turn still hasn't arrived when i came back
    Strange. Must've been bhaalites that are all insanely strong and could likely solo the chosen 3. Anything else melts in 2 rounds.
    Let's not forget how the tadpole past act 1 poses no threat whatsoever.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are being brainwashed dude. They willingly eat up these slop games because they fell for the hype and marketing. Normalfags are cancer

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you hear? It's the best game of 2023, it's absolutely incredible, it's a single player game with no microtransactions, achieved things never done before in video games, like not having microtransactions, it's innovative and raised the standards and, more importantly, it's a single player game with no microtransactions.
    What do you mean you don't get it? It's a good game, stop thinking, just accept everyone's opinions as your own

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this game but it's flawed as hell :
    > companions are super talktative in act 1, become mute in act 3
    >game is either too easy or too hard for no reason
    >larian keep patching shit that can wait and ignore the most importante bugs. The result = they create even more bugs. As of right now, act 3 is unplayable
    >Act 3 is super dense, a game within a game, but it is where your characters stop progressing because you're capped at lvl 12, so you just go through bosses after bosses without any sense of reward, besides a ton of items that you won't use
    >final boss is annoying as hell, especially compared to Raphael or Ketheric
    >supposed to be a game about DnD, create your own story, but the game turns lackluster when you go the evil route (a ton of quest are gone, only for a character who is bugged and have no content)
    >customisation is super restricted, every gnome and halfling has the same face, you can get interesting clothes only in act 3
    >gythanyki are so fucking strong for no reason, harder than actual bosses
    > act 1 is great, act 2 is empty as hell and the lamp thing becomes annoying really quick

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has actually played it, it only sold like 2 million copies, the steam players are bots

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >69 with minthara is bad
      Nigga you gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can have actual sex
      vs
      >lmao cheesecake.

      Either let me watch Ryza get fucked or fuck off.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has gay bear sex and it makes chuds mad.
    That's all there is to it.
    Is TLoU2 all over again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, there is nothing about this game beyond meme spawned by the gross gay pandering

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE NORMIESLOP, OTHERWISE MY WORLDVIEW WILL BE CHALLENGED

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retards like the funny bear meme and le sex, you can see no one cares about the gameplay because it's fucking putrid and it was never discuss since the release.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because ecelebs, paid shills, and Chinese bots are the reason why this game is popular.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're such a fucking moron OP fuck off

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a job, save up money, buy a pc and pirate the game. You'll stop seething about a game you've never played but got angry about because of the fantasies you made up in your head.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or just don't play the gross gay porn simulator.
      Fear of missing out?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > performance absolutely plummets in act 3 and it is still not on acceptable level compared to the rest of the game
    Should of played on ps5, it works great.
    >quests getting bugged left and right because you breathed in the wrong way
    Should have got it on ps5, haven’t experienced any bugs.
    >the most generic story you can think of, what's the point of so many paths if they all are boring shit?
    Lol total bs, no story like it
    >the ost that can rival generic-ness of the story itself, any random "medieval fantasy music" video sounds exactly like it
    Fits for the game, you can’t have a blasting soundtrack over a turn based game.
    >no likeable characters, every single one of them either a schizo or a retard
    Total nonsesne
    >horrendous gameplay in the late game, you make your move and wait a year for opponents turns to finish, one time i managed to make a fucking coffee during one of the fights and my turn still hasn't arrived when i came back
    This does happen periodically, but not often. Quit being so histrionic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buy a PS5, guys!!!
      >and play lgbtbbq cocksparring game!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, ps5 is great because its a powerful dedicated game platform you don’t need to fuck around with. Apparently it plays bg3 better than all but the best pcs. Also, playing bg3 is better with a controller because you can zoom in the camera and steer your character like any 3rd person game. Makes you appreciate the environments that much more.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does the PS5 remove the gay porn or 5E?
          >Makes you appreciate the environments that much more.
          Design and writing does that, not hardware.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest issue with BG3 is that it's not using 3E or 3.5E

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced now that the only people seething at this game are poorfags with a GTX 680, and they still game on a Nintendo Switch that they bought used for $99 dollars.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe the game is gay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if that's the case then the gays vastly outnumber the not-gays these days. time to adapt anon.

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