HOW IS THIS THING NOT DEAD YET

HOW IS THIS THING NOT DEAD YET

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less games than the PS3*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_3-only_games
          Bros, how does Nintendo manage to make a console with less games than a 15 year old console that has had half its games ported by now? This is truly revolutionary garden gnomery.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao the Ps3 really did have alot of shovelware lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even if you filter out the shovelware, and gave Nintendo an extra year or two to release games, they'd be tied for amount of exclusives, the only difference would be that the PS3 was much more powerful for its time, and the Switch is a cheap piece of shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if you filter out the shovelware, and gave Nintendo an extra year or two to release games, they'd be tied for amount of exclusives, the only difference would be that the PS3 was much more powerful for its time, and the Switch is a cheap piece of shit.

            the same way sony did it with the ps4
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_4-only_games

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_4-only_games
              >Still more games than the WiiU
              Holy based....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Deep Down (video game)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_3-only_games
              Bros, how does Nintendo manage to make a console with less games than a 15 year old console that has had half its games ported by now? This is truly revolutionary garden gnomery.

              All shovelware

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                PS4/PS5 doesn't do shovelware.

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                Oh, it does. How many Paw Patrol games are there by now?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one unironically counts that shit as a release on Playstation where as on Switch that would be a best seller and nintendards would call it "every green".

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                Whatever you say Anon.

                Bet you have a problem with Peppa Pig too, don't ya?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolute cope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Agent
            lol that never released

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              BotW2 also isn't released yet, and is going to be a Switch2 port in less than a year after release. So it shouldn't be a 'Switch only game'.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[headcanon]

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol yeah I'm sure agent will release for the PS3 any day now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Deep Down (video game)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_games_(0%E2%80%939_and_A)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you talking about farming sim #94849384 or #84748347

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games

      your bing bing wahoo machine is pathetically outdated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch emulation totally works i've spent the last 5 years lying about this but i swear i'm telling the truth this time

        The masses don't care to emulate games they can just buy a brand new console for anyway, to people who aren't pathetic internet autists emulation is for old shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Switch emulation totally works
          Yes. Yes, it does.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >modded wii version on dolphin
            lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol cope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad the deck makes tendies seethe, they deserve it, but tendie shit isn't even worth pirating, look at how bad that shit looks

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Switch games aren't worth pirating
              >Steam Deck is essentially a Switch emulator, and every Deck thread is about Switch emulation.
              >Deckbros enter every single Switch thread to shill the Deck as the definitive Switch experience.
              Ok. Sure.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >non OLED

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can see it stuttering just by moving the camera slowly even in an area with absolutely no enemies KEK.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know what's worse? This is dolphin, one of the most optimized emulators of all time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol cope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hate revisionist zoomers https://web.archive.org/web/20220704221457/https://www.eurogamer.net/the-most-pirated-pc-wii-360-games-of-2011

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eurogamer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source is "TorrentFreak from several sources, including reports from all public BitTorrent trackers." ATT.
              Neither site gets ad revenue regardless.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand, are you trying to say that because a lot of people pirated that it's mainstream? you know skyrim sold more copies than all of those downloads combined right?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              1 Million smart enough to pirate are smart enough to get emulators or bootloaders up at the time.
              I've seen people even make live tutorials on how to get patched Mother 3 up and running in VGBA under 3 Miniutes thanks rockcock64

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1 Million smart enough to pirate are smart enough
                still doesn't make it mainstream anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo's Legal Team says otherwise.
                Also thats just from public torrents.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendo's Legal Team says otherwise.
                ?
                >Also thats just from public torrents.
                still much less than what skyrim alone sold

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Provides data to prove a point
                >Gets btfo by his own data
                >"No! That's not actually the real data!"
                Oh Lord.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that supposed to be a lot?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games 🙂

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          honestly nintendo should just become a publishing company and stop pulling fucking apple tactics on consumers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Because they make games for their consoles? Maybe Sony and Microsoft should start making games for their consoles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pulling fucking apple tactics on consumers
            That's sony.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, sony is actually willing to work with valve and sometimes even microsoft

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Switch, Microsoft, and Valve have all been crossplay since the start. Sony is literally the only company that wants you locked to 1 ecosystem.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sony is literally the reason why fortnite and many other games don't have crossplay. hell they have a fucking crossplay tax if you want to do so

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                pay up to get a better place at the queue goyim

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banjo and Steve in smash
                >Minecraft on switch

                That more than Microsoft has done with Sony

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple tactics
            Stay salty Snoy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stop pulling fucking apple tactics on consumers
            You are just mad you are not a qualified Sony's PlayStation's Star Member

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing games on a touchscreen

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not as bad as playing it on actual nintendo hardware

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the pro controller is great but ok anon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              shitty 3D printed controllers for the phone made in china are are about on par with the pro controller

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Switch is dead. That's why I feel compelled to play all if it's games on a different device. It's such a terrible system guys. Don't buy it!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >completely missed the point of the thread
          does it hurt being this retarded? i bet you got a headache writing that sentence

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What was the point?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              switch hardware is so horrifically outdated that it can't even run its own games at some points. the fact that nintendo is basically keeping this console alive via necromancy by new titles is so shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People really only care if they have fun games to play. Sony should try making some of those again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it can't even run its own games at some points
                such as?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like it's running to me?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh it's just grasping. I can find videos of MHW and Bloodborne literally crawling on PS4.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah sony
                why is your only cope "BUT SONY!!!!" i dont even play console lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. snoy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because everyone here sees through the mask that Snoys constantly try to cover themselves with.

                nintenfags are so pathetic that the only console you could possibly compete with is the snoysystem, everyone is laughing at you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo is outselling all of them bro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmmm, deepthroat the boot, tendie

                >no counter argument
                what's the point then anon? the switch will outsell the ps4 (a system that is 4 years older than it) by the end of the year even

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pure delusion, it won't even come close to the ps4 until may, and there's still the millions of additional ps4s put into production due to the ps5 shortages

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what to say, the Switch is a shit console, but it probably deserves to outsell the PS4.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >millions of additional ps4s put into production due to the ps5 shortages
                >sony is going to use the parts they badly need for PS5s and make PS4s and cripple PS5 sales even more
                el oh el

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They use different parts, retard

                I don't know what to say, the Switch is a shit console, but it probably deserves to outsell the PS4.

                have a nice day, tendie shill

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Theres still going to be a massive amount of parts that will be the same between both, now tell me why they would make more PS4s?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and there's still the millions of additional ps4s put into production due to the ps5 shortages
                Wasn't that just one million made back in like 2021?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pure delusion, it won't even come close to the ps4 until may
                less than 6 million units anon. new pokemon and new botw are very capable of doing so
                >and there's still the millions of additional ps4s put into production due to the ps5 shortages
                it was just a million. also sony stopped reporting PS4 shipments already

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, everyone stupid enough to buy pokemon already has a shitch

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Been hearing this every year since 2018

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its been true since 2018

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People say that everytime a new one comes out, and then console sales skyrocket.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except it doesn't

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you just making shit up now? Every time a pokemon game releases the switch sales skyrocket, unless you can prove otherwise

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Lol, pokemon always comes out in november, when manchildren are buying new replacement shitches because their old ones broke due to being cheap pieces of crap

                Everyone retarded enough to play pokemon past the age of 7 is also retarded enough to already own a shitch

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                You don't really get how many kids are born or reach gaming age every year, huh?

                Or how many people will want Scarlet/Violet branded Switchs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, pokemon always comes out in november, when manchildren are buying new replacement shitches because their old ones broke due to being cheap pieces of crap

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Teying too hard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See [...]
                Everyone retarded enough to play pokemon past the age of 7 is also retarded enough to already own a shitch

                >actually making shit up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true in his head anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It will stop selling any day now anon. And all those people will realize that they should have been Snoys all along.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its been true since 2018

                Except it doesn't

                no really every new pokemon release people say that it won't move units and it does every time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and there's still the millions of additional ps4s put into production
                Sony only made 1 million more units and that was for 2021.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its like, less than a year away from outselling the PS4. PS4 is a 117 mil, Switch is at 100-something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmmm, deepthroat the boot, tendie

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooooooooo. You can't just like Nintendo!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                >pathetic

                Mr Pot, Mr Kettle is here to see you, he says its important.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i use PC retard, im gonna pirate and seed all the nintendo games until nintendo cant afford to pay to shill anymore

              • 2 months ago
                Boco

                >billions in the bank

                Good luck with that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This will bleed them dry anon! Please don't!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not a snoy!!!
                >literally draws pictures defending sony
                Ok bro

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you talking about

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                but it clearly isnt me ur talking about

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                your mom gobbles on my balls fr fr

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because everyone here sees through the mask that Snoys constantly try to cover themselves with.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What am I looking at? It looks perfectly playable to me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point that you took the time to emulate Switch games on all your devices all the way down to your smart phone? No. I think I got that point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games

      /thread

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People keep buying it

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, it's the daily "Ganker is too autistic to understand why a gaming device with video games" keeps selling. I love seeing Gankerirgins display how ignorant and out of touch they are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts tranime
      >calls others ignorant
      Lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally triggered by anime

        You are such a pathetic fucking bitch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dilate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't belong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the daily
      Oh if only. This insanity has been going on all day. He went straight from

      [...]

      to this thread. And you know for sure that he'll make another thread when this thread ends.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the daily
      Oh if only. This insanity has been going on all day. He went straight from [...] to this thread. And you know for sure that he'll make another thread when this thread ends.

      is this why he had a meltdown in the famitsu thread

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess because it has strong software.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is literally dead unless someone knows how to stop it from freezing after a couple minutes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can run most popular games

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a LOT of incredible games with more to come.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They keep releasing games for it
    And I keep buying them
    At full price
    Hahaha haha
    I just don't care
    I'm just going to pay $69.99 usd + tax + tip
    Remakes, re-releases, indies, aaa, skyrim
    quality / shovelware - don't care
    I'm going to buy them
    And there's nothing you can do about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$69.99 usd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$69.99

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond Meat

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough easy download links for the casuals to download switch games like gameboy roms.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the npcs buy it for their npc family

  13. 2 months ago
    Boco

    Does that bother you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It pisses me of anon becouse I'm a snoy named Eric with no life

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've actually gotten to the point where Boco is slapping him around. What an age we're living in.

  15. 2 months ago
    Boco

    Also, while looking it up I just now found out that a Peppa Pig game got paid DLC.

    https://www.comingsoon.net/games/news/1215877-my-friend-peppa-pig-pirate-adventures-dlc

    I dunno if thats relevant, but its bizarre as fuck.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to start rounding up tendies and killing then in masse nowadays, fucking ruining the board with their baby games, I want to talk about REAL video games like what sony makes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When Nintendo buck breaks you this completely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, it's literally objectively provable worse version of the PS3. Even taking into account PS3 shovelware, the Switch is 15 years old than the PS3, by now videogame development has improved massively, if Sony sponsored the same amount of shovelware they'd all end up as 6-7's out of 10, instead of 4-5's. Switch has been given tons of advantages and is still losing to Ganker's most hated console of all time, the PS3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony's third generation console, the PlayStation 3, was first released worldwide in 2006. As of July 2022, it had sold 87.41 million units across the world, including over 30 million units in Europe.
        Dude, they passed that a long time ago.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ dude, can you stop being unnecessarily obsessed over shit that was said 15 years ago? You're not going to find any redemption from "no gaems" butthurt. Nobody even fucking cares anymore but traumatized snoys. You don't see tendies and xcucks constantly trying to get redemption for "waggle shit" and RROD.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        [...]
        the same way sony did it with the ps4
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_4-only_games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >somebody drew a 7th gen console war image in 2022
        Rents on him boys. Try not to scratch the hard wood.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's unable to let go anon. wouldn't even surprise me if it was the retard that still tries to force the narrative that Ganker fucked the PS3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll let go when the shills let go, or bribe the mods to ban me.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when the shills let go
              you were the one that brought the ps3 up anon

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the Famitsu Top 30 dropping?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roughly 9:05 CT

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you seriously remake the thread the moment the last thread got archived?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nanogames, son

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It hasnt even have a Price Drop beside UK. and that is their worst market

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retailers set their own prices in the UK, not Nintendo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ALL Retailers set their own prices. the Recommend Price Point Manufacturers give is only so competitors dont try to undercut each other

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were lying about sales numbers, and now that they were found out, stock prices CRASHED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/29/nintendo-carries-out-10-for-1-stock-split-to-lure-new-investors.html
      No one's falling for your latest scheme, dude.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a 10:1 stock split

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol nintendo execs are sucking chud cock live right now turn on CNN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn on CNN

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch is a pretty weird console if you look closely at it, it was already running old hardware when it launched, today even a mid range android device is stronger than it, and you can easy emulate it on portable devices not even desktop pcs, that instead of having trouble to emulate it decently, on the contrary runs the games better and in higher res than the still in the market console. I like the switch, but it's already over the time for nintendo to upgrade it, weird thing is that if nintendo so wanted they could've done a "real pro" version without too much work since the Tegra APU in it can work with another Tegra chip in parallel. one on the console another on the dock to get WAY better graphical and CPU performance.

    • 2 months ago
      Boco

      >weird thing is that if nintendo so wanted they could've done a "real pro" version without too much work

      What do you think they're gonna do for Switch 2? Thats why they gimped it, so they have somewhere to go.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >37 posters
    He is losing his mind AGAIN

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are my fellow Gankerros playing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy 9 is on sale, thinking of getting that. Never played it.

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