How many Scadutree fragments do I need for. >the camera to work properly and zoom out while fighting bigger enemies

How many Scadutree fragments do I need for

>the camera to work properly and zoom out while fighting bigger enemies
>the gameplay to be about something different than waiting for the enemies to finish their adhd combos
>the map to be something more than barren fields filled with shadows dogs defending a corpse on a cliff with a cookbook attached to it
>the dragons to disappear entirely
>the story to be something other than gay diarrhea full of random shit nobody asked for

Tell me how many fragments will solve all that and I will gladly find them all

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbtg

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Abyssal Woods is a gigantic empty area with literally

    - 2 skibidi fragments
    - 2 cookbooks
    - a talisman
    - 1 NPC enemy that drops a weapon

    It's one of the biggest, darkest areas of the game has almost nothing in it, the copy/pasted cave dungeons have more than this giant time-wasting area where you could spend hours checking every nook

    Great atmosphere and art direction though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because in the trailer you were able to ride on Torrent in the woods

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frienzied Flame gays want to burn everything down to nothing
      >Waaaah why is their nothing in my Flame woods???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single soul cares about your headcanon reasoning for the unfinished area Fromdrone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mini legacy dungeon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with a cookbook attached to it

      >- 2 cookbooks

      When we were saying Miyazaki is cooking for the DLC it was real.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>the camera to work properly and zoom out while fighting bigger enemies
    Unlock it
    >>the gameplay to be about something different than waiting for the enemies to finish their adhd combos
    Use spacing
    >>the map to be something more than barren fields filled with shadows dogs defending a corpse on a cliff with a cookbook attached to it
    Weapons and skibidi frags
    >>the dragons to disappear entirely
    Walk around them
    >>the story to be something other than gay diarrhea full of random shit nobody asked for
    It's not

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skibidi scabity scat tree

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>the gameplay to be about something different than waiting for the enemies to finish their adhd combos
    That's how it was in other games. here you can parry, block, exchange, use magic etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasn't, I replayed DS3 specifically right after the DLC and I had a lot of room to drink estus or do other shit without the boss jumping at me every single fricking time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I replayed DS3 specifically right after the DLC and all bosses were easy as frick and didn't have high enough intelligence to attack me when I was healing
        Yeah, but that's not the point. DS3 is rollspam game while in ER you objectively have more ways of approaching fights than in any From game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all bosses were easy as frick and didn't have high enough intelligence to attack me when I was healing

          Most people praise Dark Souls 3 for great boss fights because it felt fair, to say it was easy is just being reductionist. Nobody would complain if Elden Ring was that "easy", people who want bloated hp and attacks every second are mentally unwell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >great boss fights
            Dude, most DS3 bosses are trash what are you talking about? Base game only had Soul Of Cinder and the second version of tutorial guy. Everyone else is laughably bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in the DLC especially you have to roll for a 30 hit combo then get maybe 1 or 2 hits in.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are no 30 hit combos. Try playing the game. Every single boss without exceptions can be defeated with charged R2 of greatswords.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im exaggerating. but messmer and radahn are a spam roll-fest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Messmer has 4-5 hit combo maximum and he has shit ton of attack openings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NOOO THE BOSSES MUST BE SLOWER AND DUMBER SO I CAN BEAT THEM!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Noo the bosses must be super duper epic so that we get twitch clips trending!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the boss are made infuriating to farm twitter views and nothing else you basedboy. They're nothing fun about them, like if all the bosses were malenia on crack, a thing that's supposed to be hidden Ina secret dungeon after finishing the last zone.
                Trash game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Twitter
                I meant twitch, the biggest part of the video game industry, do you have any idea how much money is flowing through influencers and twitch gamers Ganker?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                aside from a couple of bosses ER has been much easier than the previous souls games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Messmer's problem isn't 40 hit anime combos, it's the VFX spam fire attacks that make it so you can't fricking see what he is doing half the time and are gigantic lingering hitboxes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would a 29 hit combo be better for your skill level?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dark souls 3
        holy tourist

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry you are so miserable

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The camera not zooming out when fighting close to frickhuge enemies seems particularly jarring to me, because they successfully implemented that feature with ludwig in BB. So fromsoft knows about the thing, they have done it before and know how it improves the experience but still choose to not do so because ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the game would be too easy otherwise. The camera adds extra challenge. You are a shitter that got filtered. Go back to your DMC button masher.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so titled to write this out. Do you feel better no OP?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mindbroken
    >brown
    >Poor

    All three are true

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adapting to the games own issues is part of any experience and if you are not satisfied go try something more to your liking like Animal Crossing perhaps or If you are just too shit you cant try summoning or asking a friend for help to you can even the balance a bit so your fragile ego wont be hurt too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a canyon gap between being genuinely bad at a video game and hating for it and being actually good and hating it because you understand thoroughly what is broken about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet here we are with a shit ton of broken games to play and not enough time to complain about every single thing, so you either beat it like everyone else or you just try the next game

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lock-on Andy's
    We've been telling you to stop doing this shit since ds1.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name 1 (ONE) dragon in the entire game required to progress

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scadutree fragments can disappear if you die before picking them up from pot enemies
    well guess im just fricking stuck at 19 forever, frick from soft.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are better smithing stones, if they ever release another soulslike they should go with this from the get go instead shitty upgrade materials.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RADAHN IS HARD HE DOES LIKE 50 HIT COMBOS
    >you can literally stand still and parry 80% of his attacks with a huge parry window
    does no one use any mechanics other than rolling or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that I could roll through every single boss in
      >demon's souls
      >dark souls
      >dark souls 2
      >bloodborne
      >dark souls 3

      and complete the game without feeling like it was pain in the ass, but that is somehow a problem in Elden Ring. Maybe because they indeed fricked up and made it unfun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because its ELDEN RING
        NOT "SOULS"
        rolling is quite literally the worse option you can do in elden ring unironically, it should only be used when nothing else can
        jumping>strafing without lock-on>blocking>rolling
        weapon arts like bloodhound step trump all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rolling was always considered a much more skillful approach to these games, what the frick are you smoking? Do you not forget that only the shitters used shields in older games, and somehow now you're more skilled for tanking all the damage that otherwise kills a misstimed dodge?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uhmmm actually using the worst option is more skillful so i refuse to use anything else
            you're the one literally complaining about elden ring being a problem moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that you can tank the whole Radahn charge with a very specific shield but it kills you immediately if you don't is such shit design that only the most moronic people can defend. These games were built on the concept of different builds and approaches, where none was meant to be much better than the other.

              The mere fact that people consider using a shield more skillful than dodging shows how rotten this fanbase has become

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the whole point of the game is to use your fricking brain to cheese the bosses
                there's so many broken things even beyond shields that people aren't even aware of

                Did you forget my original post? you can literally just stand there and parry radahn to death
                Nothing in the game is actually hard, its only hard if you make it hard

                getting on some pompous high horse of refusing to engage with any mechanics other than rolling just makes you an autistic sperg

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Elden Ring is about breaking the game, in what way is it superior to previous souls games that were about actually learning the fights? What is actually better about Radahn in comparison to Gael, for example

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The other games are the exact same way; the only difference is that elden ring simply has more options available
                if the game was about being hard and based solely on skill then your options would be more limited like sekiro

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make the map boring vast and empty with very little rewards and unique monsters
    >devs force you to explore everything for the skibidi fragments if you want to do actual damages to Mesmmer

    Pure fricking concentrated slop.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant heal
    >cant punish
    >cant heal
    >cant punish
    I can't wait to beat this dlc and drop this shit again

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you think everyone is farming the fingerprint shield

    cause the bosses are overtuned spamlords

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need exactly 0. Stop playing on easy mode homosexual.

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