How much would the game change if Angela was replaced with Nicolas Cage?

How much would the game change if Angela was replaced with Nicolas Cage?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Depends which movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want that cake Nick Cage

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's my piece.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          god he should done lots of porn

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you think he hasn't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost Rider 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Willy's Wonderland

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"Excuse me, I,,,"
        >Nic slowly turns around and looks him straight in the eyes.
        >"Uh... I'm kinda lost..."
        >"..."
        >"I-I'm looking for Silent Hill. Is t-this the right way?"
        >Nic just nods at him, unamused.
        >"T-thanks..."
        >Nic nods again in response. James tries to leave quickly but trips and almost falls on his way out.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    James would be dragged to the streets and beaten until he PISSED BLOOOD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I farted blood the other day

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think he's gonna do? He's gonna save the fricking day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think he's gonna do? He's gonna save the fricking day.
      Idk why but no other actor gives me the same level of certainty that he is going to make it. How can one man be so based?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think he's gonna do? He's gonna save the fricking day.
      Idk why but no other actor gives me the same level of certainty that he is going to make it. How can one man be so based?

      t. hasnt seen knowing

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every game can be improved tenfold by replacing every character with nicolas cage

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Game idea:
    Cage breaks out of hell and goes to Silent Hill to save his granddaughter who has been kidnapped by The Order.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Drive Angry didn't have any right to be as fricking fun as it was. The last scene where he drives back into hell with I'm Still Alive arrangement playing is legendary.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick off back to redit and have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Come on. You have to admit that adding Nic Cage would be an improvement.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can I get an Eileen gf?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the funny thig is you could show the original picture to someone who doesn't know about the game yet and they would probably think it's an edit

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Greatly, much better than remake version

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the rapid changing of the rage chips in you bots has been hilarious to watch
    >stellar blade!
    >hades 2!
    >black samurai!
    >oh my god a trans ghost!
    >MONSTER HUNTER WILDS HANDLER IS TOO BROWN!
    >OH MY FRICKING GOD SILENT HILL HAS AN UGLY WOMAN!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, this is a Ganker thread.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least now it looks funny instead of just bad

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Angela would live secluded in the foggy forest with her truffle finding pig. As long as nobody took her pig for a puzzle or something, nobody else would have to die.

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