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How shit is it gonna be?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit if it's the Yakuza 1 plot.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino if it's the Yakuza 3 plot.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza 8 flopped in the West

    >sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, “The game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.”

    https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lost to stellar flop lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised anyone gives a shit about Rise of the Ronin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Suicide Note: Kill Rocksteady Studios
        >8th highest selling game of the year
        I thought that was supposed to have been a flop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CoD: Unfinished Warfare III
        >Suicide Squad: Kill the Studio
        >Skull and Bugs
        >multiple games over two years old
        >all in the top 20 best sellers of the year
        This is shaping up to be a grim year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dd2 at number 3
        but Gankertards said it flopped and shitted

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sovless and shit as expected

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Yong Yea gonna play John Yakuza?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he's out

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza 0's story would be perfect for a series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they won't do it so they can use modern Kabukicho and Dotonbori as sets

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so which character is gonna be black now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a full nip production like yuyu hakusho, city hunter live action.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >city hunter live action
        is that why get wild had been showing up on youtube and why i saw city hunter pop up cafes? had no idea there was a live action.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes i supposed so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes i supposed so.
            ironically it was an otokonoko in kabukicho who put get wild on. first time i had thought about city hunter in years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >city hunter live action
        is that why get wild had been showing up on youtube and why i saw city hunter pop up cafes? had no idea there was a live action.

        Yes i supposed so.

        ngmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ngmi
          dudes way too narrow shouldered and ugly faced for the role

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            let's check out how the recent one loo-
            oh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              maybe the one just befo-

              meanwhile in the anime he's built like kenshiro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            let's check out how the recent one loo-
            oh

            maybe the one just befo-

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, this is a worse treatment of Kiryu than giving him cancer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this baby faced frick who's known for kamen rider and detective pikachu will play Kiryu
        for fricks sake, they game studio managed to get real popular actors and entertainers in Japan but this is the absolute best Amazon prime can do?

        I mean they already did a movie version during 2007. How bad can it be?

        I own this piece of shit, it's terrible. If the amazon show is half as bad as that it will suck balls.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not jomon
        weak casting

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lead is kamen rider drive actor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Takeuchi Ryoma, meaning a decade later he went from a policeman to the yakuza

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lead is kamen rider drive actor
      kinda adjacent, but I loved amazon riders. hope this series is as good

      they won't do it so they can use modern Kabukicho and Dotonbori as sets

      >they won't do it so they can use modern Kabukicho and Dotonbori as sets
      god i cant wait to frick my otokonoko and newhalfs in kabukicho again soon. half tempted to ship one over to be my live in sex slave for a week or two

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for a Sleeping Dogs tv show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would genuinely be kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muh homie.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy! Y1 story. Again!
    I feel this should've happened before Kiwami or such. I know there were plays and movies. homies think they can pull a Fallout again.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently it's based off a screenplay that's "loosely based" off Yakuza 1. so it's gonna be Yakuza 1 with liberties taken, expect half the show to be in 95 and the other half be in 04

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a pussy. Not tough enough to be kiryu. I'd frick him up.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <= Yakuza if it wasn't a shit serie with "so much to do! :)"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass tomboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      ngmi

      ...did they seriously make a Western frickup adaptation of CH? We JUST got a near perfect Nip one on Netflix.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much nudity
    can i see him shirtless

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they already did a movie version during 2007. How bad can it be?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not using the best actor which is literally kyriu
    its doa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. he earned this

      >Prime

      Expect a lot of black Yakuzas

      >Expect a lot of black Yakuzas
      this place irl is full of nig scammers

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Prime

    Expect a lot of black Yakuzas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese live action
      DOA

      The naked director was pretty good, so who knows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd better have my man Gary Buster Holmes.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese live action
    DOA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that easy to get a girl into you irl? Just put your hand on a door behind them?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy sovl
    I hope they cast a black majima

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      japanese directors Always take the adaptation as accurated as possible. Also it's not Netflix so it Will not be that woke

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My brother was constantly bothering me to watch Fallout so hoo boy I can't wait for him and even more normies to watch this and some stupid memes and then claim they know everything about this series (Because I don't)

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amazon
    it was over before it began

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst than the stage play

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  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basically no hope because I feel like they'll miss the point of the original yakuza to make it closer to what's come afterwards. The original yakuza was intentionally kind of dark and was meant to be a story just showing the humanity and connections in men in the lowest rung of society, that's why every major character is a criminal, sleazeball underground brothel owner, homeless man, or even a shitty cop with an awful family life. It's why Kiryu is kind of a dick who just strongarms some loser at the start before going to prison, he's not meant to be this infallible man with a heart of gold that he later becomes. It's why substories let you be more crude and let you fail by letting Kiryu be a dick rather than eventually making you do the right thing in the end. Later games have elements of this, but that heart is kind of missing as the series goes on and we get further and further away from these guys being that gutter level of society, that element is not as present.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they deviate from the story at all it's going to be garbage.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need a REALLY good writer to translate it to TV. The first game is like half exposition and half brawler gameplay

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as long as they don't do "wacky" shit every second trying to appeal to 0gays then maybe it'll be good
    I don't have much hope

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza games are already movies so I don't understand the appeal.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the japanese subtitle "beyond the game" is giving me red flags

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