How the F*CK can it exist??

How the F*CK can it exist??

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Quality vs Quantity
      >When Pokemon has post dexcut

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means shitting out a new game every year or two no matter how bad it is. And I dread the state of the next gen that should be announced next year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With how much of a rehash totk was i wonder how bad it would have been if they had the same dev cycle as pokemon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably better, because then it would have ACTUALLY been DLC, and the scope kept focused.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon has quantity, Zelda has neither.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Last of Us 2
      God of War Ragnarok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was wrong with Ragnarok? Havent played it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quantity vs quantity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tears of the Kingdom was so fucking boring I didn't even finish the first Temple. It's BoTW with even less direction and some janky ass Gmod modded in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how low people's standard's are. What a sloppy rehash of a game. Nintendo was too arrogant to even fix the issues people had with BOTW. TOTK is slop.

      I have a strong suHispanicion that they're working simultaneously on another Zelda for Switch 2, or whatever it is. That 6 year period was probably mixed with determining what will be in TOTK, and what will be in the unannounced game. That's my headcanon at least.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Crazy how low people's standard's are. What a sloppy rehash of a game. Nintendo was too arrogant to even fix the issues people had with BOTW. TOTK is slop.
        this lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing with the game using the engine and assets from BOTW, but there's a reason why games that reuse most assets from the previous entry don't reuse the level design. Especially when you realize BOTW took as many years to develop considering they made everything from scratch for that game.

        >I have a strong suHispanicion that they're working simultaneously on another Zelda for Switch 2
        I'm praying this is the case.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing wrong*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, Legends Arceus is better than every other game in that picture

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both series are trash.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this a real video, feels like satire from the title alone goddamn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I know what that video is really trying to imply, but goddamn it fits perfectly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meh, at least I played TOTK

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with massive ammounts of asset reuse

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i legit don't know why it took so many years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guess covid really fucked with their workflow
      japs are pretty crazy workers and also respond dramatically to illness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The engine in BotW couldn't handle caves, so they had to redesign the engine and then rebuild all of Hyrule, plus add all the new above and below ground areas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The engine in BotW couldn't handle caves
        What the fuck is this copium

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one will believe such a lie

          Show me one cave or overhanging rock in botw that doesn't use a separate stone entity separate from the landscape, or a structure. There are tons of videos showcasing that the landscape in botw is a single mesh that only has height: any boundary break video will show this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here you go homosexual. Go play the game next time

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a big rock that covers that cave. The ceiling is not part of the world mesh.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that cave is covered in rocks. Doesn't count
                bruh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All you're telling me is that you have no understanding of how game worlds are constructed. It's ok, most people don't which is why we get threads like this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but does that need 6 years

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it did, maybe it didn't. The R&D time to redesign the engine, code it, rebuild the world, plus all the writing, art, gameplay, etc all adds up. They said it was finished a year before release and they decided to push it back a year in order to make sure it was polished. Maybe they went slower than they needed to but it results in a game that will be loved for decades to come, unlike some other trash fires we got from AAA studios this year which obviously needed more time in the oven.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can u explain for low iq retards like me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think he means that the terrain is generated using a heightmap. It's a very compact way of storing the map so that most of the land can be loaded using just this image (actual image is bigger of course), where the shade of grey determines the height at each point. But there's only 1 pixel at each point, which means that there can only be 1 height. That means no ceilings, no overhangs, no caves. Things like buildings and trees and giant skulls are loaded separately. That cave is likely a separate object that blends with the normal terrain.

                However by that logic, the cave systems in TotK could also be separate objects, possibly made a little more efficiently using a path system or something procedural. But they could blend the cave system with the heightmap system like they do with all terrain objects. It doesn't take 6 years to make and they don't have to "remake" all of hyrule.

                You can literally see where the meshes intersect, retard.

                There's no seam, that's the snow's shading.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally intersecting geometry, you tech illiterate nagger.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                codelet here, why couldn't you just have two height maps at once?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The technology to make a world with caves and overhangs isn't particularly impressive or new. What's impressive is doing it on a large scale without loading screens on a console with limited processing power.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's fair

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not impressive, you can anything to run on anything if you nuke it hard enough. Maybe it'd be impressive if it was doom running on a pregnancy test, but the switch is a dedicated gaming handheld, it shouldn't be getting people praising it for being able to run games. Totk is not a graphically demanding game and it's not particularly well optimized either with a very unstable 30fps.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd need at least three, and that's with no caves above caves, which totk has plenty of.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can literally see where the meshes intersect, retard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you legit dumb? post your hand so we know what kind of third worlder we are dealing with

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ignoring the retards fighting, how were you expected to find this shrine in botw? it's one of the only ones I had to look up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a Rito kid that literally tells you exactly how to find it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just talk to every single one of the worst npcs bro
                >also ignore the fact that the shrine is at the far east corner when ritos are northwest
                nu-ritos are a fucking abomination

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the shrine is at the far east corner
                Wait, what? It's in the middle of Hebra, directly north of Rito village.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just lowered landscape mesh with a rock asset placed above it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no one will believe such a lie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          While the basics were still there and they definitely did NOT rebuild the entire map they had to go over the whole thing and fix it.

          Not only because the underground had to function and was based on it, and they had to add the sky areas but because they actually redid a fair amount of it using the sky junk that fell.

          Which both had to coincide with a bunch of BotW assets (because shit was clearly destroyed by it and the chasms to the underground and towers had to erupt you into it) but because they actually used the sky junk to fix some of the traversal blunders they made in BotW.

          There is a lot less issues like climbing in rain addled areas precisely because they added sky junk which could be used as resting places or to just shwoop up through with Ascend. They might as well have been building a new map and it may actually have been easier since they'd be doing so with the new stuff and complaints of players in mind already.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what happens when you used Bethesda's engine for a game it's not meant for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the shittiest excuse we've had
        why not just build a new map

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BotW was the greatest Hyrule the series has seen yet. I'm overjoyed I got to spend another even better adventure there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why not just build a new map
          Because they had ideas to continue the botw story, but it was too expansive to fit the limitations of botw so they scoped it up to a full sequel. Nothing wrong if you disagree with that decision but that's the answer they gave. Regardless, technically they did build a new map...it just looks almost identical to the old one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god they changed the engine so they could add worthless copy pasted caves. Truly worth the $70 6 year wait. I was one of the guys shitting on ER's caves for not being varied enough and then TotK comes along and makes those look like a fucking masterpiece.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >6 year wait
          Reminder that 2-3 of those years were literally dead time due to COVID where zero work on the project was done.
          TotK's dev time was actually remarkably normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 years dev time wasted on re-creating BOTW, then another 2 to make TOTK
        I honest to god hope whoever suggested the engine switch got sudoku'd,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't actually have any ideas at all, so they tossed in some cut ideas from BotW and called it a day. Nintendo gets way too much praise these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's what I'm thinking.
      1) Getting the new powers to work properly
      2) Monolith Soft had to split their time on the other games they were working/helping out on like Xenoblade 2, Animal Crossing, etc. so the Tears team had to do without them for a good while (which might also explain why some of the new places like the Depths feel undercooked)
      3) Making sure it all runs on the Switch (docked and undocked), which just to remind you guys the thing came out in 2017 and is using low-powered phone hardware from 2015

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see what Monolith soft can do not stuck on the switch's garbage hardware and not stuck hard carrying all of Nintendo's other teams.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Soon brother
          They've gotten more and more clout with Nintendo, and with all the rumours pointing to a Switch 2 next year, I wouldnt be surprised if they're working on a launch title now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game started development in 2018 after the dlc was finished. 2019-2021 the covid restriction impacted game development. they probably lost a year of development time. 2022 it was done but they sat on it to fix bugs and dodge comparisons to elden ring.
      overall the game only had 3 years of real development time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game started development in 2018 after the dlc was finished
        hahaha you retards truly know nothing. this isn't an indie studio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading that Zelda games take so long because the team likes to play and experiment with the ideas before actually implementing them. I read this in an interview.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game clearly took 2 years to make top. Wich explains why it is just a rehash of BotW.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't seem to understand that Nintendo has made a lot of games in these 6 years. TOTK wasn't just one
      plus covid and other things
      they probably only spent about 2-3 years on it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Zelda team is exclusively focused on Zelda development, kiddo. Usually starting within a few months or even simultaneously with the prior entry, even if it's preliminary shit. The TOTK team was absolutely using all that time, minus COVID interruptions

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same Dev Team has been working on Xenoblade and Open World Zelda. They didn't seriously start working on Tears of the Kingdom until Xenoblade 3 launched, outside of art assets, story, dungeon design etc...

      Now that TotK has launched that team will work on the next Xenoblade Game probably.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it finished last year but elden ring released

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hyperbolic praise towards media makes me cringe so god damn hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I give two FUCKS about what makes you cringe? Eat a goddamn dick.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's nearly impossible when you think about it. the fact that you can create literally unlimited different creations means they had to create models for all these unique combinations or write code to combine the models into one model. it's INSANE how much effort that would have taken, not to mention how they work together seamlessly to make literal machines inside a video game. no other game lets you literally create a functioning machine that is only limited by your creatitvity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What worries me is there's some people out there who genuinely believe this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah kerbal space program was really ahead of its time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hyperbolic praise towards media makes me cringe so god damn hard

      This kinda shit annoys me too. People who speak about things at this conceptual level with zero real world knowledge to mediate their expression.

      'matching code' to 'models' is 'INSANE' when you have no clue what you're talking about.

      The only thing you got right is that there are unique combinations. Meaning there is a specific set of ways things can combine. There are only so many interactions to be accounted for. Nothing about that implies infinite reactivity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a fucking idiot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've never seen bait here so perfectly emulate the prose of normalfags

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smartest Zelda fan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single one of these seething snoys and xbots can refute any of this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You literally almost had me anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They literally programmed electricity! that's electrons'n'shit! goddam geniuses!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda "fans" trying to figure out how DLC can exist
    Genius Aonumale

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me like money
    >me take successful game
    >me add pointless gimmick
    >me release it as a new game
    >*money flows*
    >me happy
    This explanation should be around the intellectual level that Nintendo fans can understand.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fuck, Lara... Play some fucking games and you won't be bewildered by something like totk.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck it EXISTS?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda fans when they find out what ctrl c and ctrl v do

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO THEY FUCKING EXIST?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they physics is pretty impressive.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a Sony fan, it pisses me off we'll never get a game as good as TotK.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a Nintendo fan, it pisses me off that we went from OOT to this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >As a Nintendo fan, it pisses me off that we went from OOT to this.

        We didn't. We from OoT and then downhill with increasingly shitter rehashed until Nintendo saved the series with BotW.

        TotK is the game I pretended OoT was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3d zelda started going downhill with SS

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. MM, WW, TP were diminishing returns. After TP Nintendo knew they had to do something to freshen the series up. Skyward Sword was the result.

            BotW was inevitable. A back-to-basics approach which Nintendo would have landed on at some point.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mm ww and tp are solid
              ss is indeed shit
              botw did need to happen, but there were lots of shortcomings in that game that could've been fixed in a sequel

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What game are you playing right now? Tell us.

              https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/BotW%20was%20inevitable.%20A%20back-to-basics/

              How many pastas do you have saved?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >until Nintendo saved the series with BotW

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fenyx Rising
      >Genshin
      >RDR2
      >AC Games
      Only people who think BoTW/ToTK are unique are people who don't play anything outside of Nintendo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seething snoytroon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s right that Sony is chasing realism over pure gameplay, but totk still sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck is 'pure gameplay'?
        Zelda has been the same shit since wind waker.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tears Of The Kingdom sound so good?!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Minecraft music
      Do zoomers really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sound design is great, OST isn't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >silence for 80% of the game
      >BRO HOW IS IT SO GOOD????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bros I just want a good sound track again I’m fucking tired of “LE IMMERSIVE AMBIANCE” in Zelda of all franchises

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please understand, small company
        botw 3 should go for 100% adaptive soundtrack as all overworld games should

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it already does have a good sound track
        Don't tell me you want "le epic boss music" for the 100+ hours you're exploring the overworld? Don't you realize how tiring that would get like it did in twilight princess?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he considers these to be "le epic boss music"

          etc. not included: actual great music for every dungeon
          there's no reason why botw 1 and 2 couldn't have had real music in the overworld, you're just accustomed to eating shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could have had dynamic field music for each map region, day/night, weather.
          Basically what OoT did but way more varied (if you stand still in OoT the music changes)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sound track
          no wonder you have shit taste, you're retarded.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is plenty of good soundtrack. We don't need a cacophony of symphony when you are just standing around

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Nintendo is insistent on Link carrying a fucking tablet around then where is my MP3 player with collectable songs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was a cool video

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of butthurt botw and totk have generated on this board is simply second to none
    many hymens on this board BROKEN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only botw did that, though?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        totk is just botw so they butthurt over it being shit continues

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >after 6 years of bleeding out the ass over BotW, schizos on Ganker now admit that it's a masterpiece so they can have a game.to compete against TotK.

        Can't make this shit up.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His word file.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These animals are actually 50Yfacing and one of them is crying while doing so

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I will pirate and play each one.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not very tech savvy but isn't it basically BotW + Garry's Mod? What's so unfathomable about it? And if 'game developers' can't figure it out, is that a sure sign that the industry is losing competence at an alarming rate?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies don't know what Garry's Mod is and think TotK invented GMod gameplay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go play gmod then and delude yourself into thinking you're playing TotK.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well Gmod is dead, but when Gmod was active it was a lot more fun than Tears of the Pussy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't your kind already get systematically humiliated in the previous thread?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but why don't you tell us what exactly about TotK makes it so technically amazing that its existence can't be figured out?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what exactly about TotK makes it so technically amazing that its existence can't be figured out?

            Game design.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Be specific. What about its design?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? It's standard open world crap with extremely rudimentary physics components

                Think of it like this:

                I can stand still in TotK and simply let the rain lash down.

                >NPCs will run for shelter
                >water will pool
                >wildlife will gather under trees
                >rare fauna and animals will appear
                >stealth becomes easier because the rain lowers visibility and covers noise
                >lightning will strike, which may kill me or set things on fire
                >the world becomes wet, meaning surfaces are hard to climb, yet slick to shield surf over.
                >combat scenarios are dynamic changed

                Even just standing still in TotK, without interacting with the world or even mentioning any of its gameplay mechanics, it is running rings around every other game.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all of this isnt new & is coming from a CTRL+C; CTRL+V job from botw
                maybe try again

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes TotK has the base gameplay of BotW (which 6 years later no developer has caught up to) and then added a fuckton of new ideas itself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have yet to name them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pic-was related

                But I guess you missed it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                name some other
                you know, things that you'd know if you played the game
                things that aren't a google search away

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't you cope?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're wrong because le internèt meme

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Devs asking this just says a few things to me; that the industry is in an extremely shitty place with their incompetence and that they want to praise it to keep the extremely low status quo either to enable their laziness or so they can keep actively fucking up the industry, possibly both.
                I give far more weight to devs losing their shit trying to damage control over not wanting BG3 to elevate consumer standards than I do retarded devs not knowing basic features that come with fucking unity or any halfway decent readily available engine. Features little indie games like scrap mechanic have had 7 years before totk, and even before botw. It's not like nintendo even made their own physics engine, they just used havok.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So name a single game doing what TotK is doing.

                Just a single game.

                You won't and you can't.

                Continue seething.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Banjo-Kazooie Nuts n Bolts

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Read the post.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Garry's Mod

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fid all of that shit in Gary's Mod 15 years ago. While it might be new for you tendies, I'm sick and tired of it. I want a fucking Zelda game - where you get fantasy stuff like horses across a Medieval landscape and other shit. I don't want sci fi tier tech stepping on that that. They should have doubled down on mounts, but gave you loftwings and stuff to fly. It's too easy to make some stupid machine that trivializes everything else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Loftwings

                Please don't remind me of that piece of trashware.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, that's the single thing that's a decent concept from SS. A bird mount fits the world far better than fucking flying machines.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, I do agree with this. It didn't make much sense to have a horse stabling system when you can just travel quicker using Zonai devices

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's all great, immersive stuff anon, but nothing that justifies 'players and game developers can't figure out how it even exists'. It's a good game, not a black box miracle as is implied.

                lol guarantee youre the fags that cry about every single new AAA game
                then when theres a sovlful game you shit and piss your pants
                face it bro, youre just a contrarian because you got bullied in school and this is your way of feeling something unique in your life. it's okay man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lol guarantee youre the fags that cry about every single new AAA game
                yes, they're almost universally awful
                >then when theres a sovlful game you shit and piss your pants
                it's good, it's just not as good as the hype
                >face it bro, youre just a contrarian because you got bullied in school and this is your way of feeling something unique in your life. it's okay man
                So I ask again
                In what way is the game so miraculous that 'players and game developers can't figure out how it even exists' is a justified statement?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This, particularly when there are large-scale open-world games just like it. GTA for one, Cyberpunk for another. And honestly, those might be more complicated than Breath or Tears

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's all great, immersive stuff anon, but nothing that justifies 'players and game developers can't figure out how it even exists'. It's a good game, not a black box miracle as is implied.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >'players and game developers can't figure out how it even exists'
                Nobody here is defending the OP image. Game journos are retards as we all know. OP image is just bait to get a thread going.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mgs5 did all of that though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What? It's standard open world crap with extremely rudimentary physics components

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe how disappointing totk was.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game are you playing right now? Tell us.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Breath of the Wild

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TotK makes BotW look like a rough first draft. I haven't played BotW since 2017 but I can only imagine how barren, empty and simplistic it must feel next to TotK.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based.

              The only game to compete with TotK is BotW aka the greatest video game of all time.

              How can anyone compete with Nintendo?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >BotW aka the greatest video game of all time
                Cope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has to go back 30 years to the beginning of the internet review Soup to find a game capable of competing with BotW/TotK
                >it's another Zelda game

                LMFAOO

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well seeing how much OoT gets shat on with the same old webms, you're evidently mad at it.

                So name a single game doing what TotK is doing.

                Just a single game.

                You won't and you can't.

                Continue seething.

                MGSV
                Xenoblade X
                GTA

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >barren, empty and simplistic
            They're the same shit dude

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >they couldn't be bothered to change the slightest thing.

    That's complete nonsense. BotW and TotK are only set in the same world. Thr content and gameplay experof playing through it is utterly different.

    Best example is A Link To The Past vs A Link Between Worlds. Same world, entirely different games, with entirely different content. Each with their own unique gameplay mechanics offering entirely different gameplay experiences. Both compliment each other.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BotW and TotK are only set in the same world
      this doesn't explain anything. you're using an effect to explain a cause. here it's evident that gameplay and developers chose to not change hyrule in the slightest. this was acknowledged in the process of designing albw, so what they did is also change the style of the game.
      majora's mask came out because nintendo knew the most important thing to change when making a new game is to change the map, which is also why, despite the shamelessly reused assets, it's still a fan favorite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >developers chose to not change hyrule in the slightest

        You didn't play the game. There isn't an area of TotK's Hyrule which hasn't been transformed from BotW, offering new content and gameplay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AI generated post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >content and gameplay
      >udderly different
      No, they really aren't. You CAN build a machine to temporarily navigate it different and a lack of Revali's Gale changes some things, but overall it's the same.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >botw 2 was actually so underwhelming that Nintendo had to admit they delayed the game just to not release it side by side with Elden Ring

    lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW, never mind TotK.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you cant just use the same map even tho legend of zelda is set in the kingdom of hyrule its just... you just HAVE to make a new map okay!!! even tho i cry about AAA slop being soulless and not fun ... i just NEED a new map or its a heckin dlc even tho it has 500 hours of new content and entire mechanics like building your own contraptions and machines that no other game can do its just ... i just need a new map ... no i wont play ubislop even tho they have new maps every release and thats what i want its just .. well those games are soulless and only about graphics and just a shiny coat of paint on the same thing .. waell .. zelda should NOT be in the kingdom of hyrule you NEED to make a whole new kingdom just for the hell of it! even tho my opinion doesnt matter because i dont buy the game and im a fat lazy loser ... nintendo you HAVE to listen to me even tho totk is winning goty you will have a few fat autist trannies like me saying a bad about you on Ganker!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >legend of zelda is set in the kingdom of hyrule
      pretty much every zelda is set in the kingdom of hyrule, but they changed it almost every time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And they changed it, a lot. And then they added an entire underworld. And then sky islands with four labyrinths that span the underworld, ground, and sky. Of course the hud and artstyle are the same because it didnt need to be changed, so retards like you cry about it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rectifying. by "change" I mean "build from scratch". of course they changed the overworld a little bit (just enough to call it a new game, see how all the changes are packed mostly into towns), but that isn't -and shouldn't- be enough

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So build it from scratch for literally no reason at all and waste a massive amount of development time
            Okay retard
            Thank fuck youre talentless and cant create anything

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              litterally every relevant zelda game had at least its stile or overworld built from scratch though? I'm sorry, but you need to make a new game if you want to call it a new game.
              oh yeah by the way I did half the job to create your little brother, so please don't call me talentless

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Powerful Responsibility of Tears of the Kingdom.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I consider myself a pretty big Zeldafag and TOTK was a let down overall. Ultrahand was cool at first but it just doesn't have that same charm that BOTW had and the story being told through memories once again didn't help. The only parts I genuinely loved were the wind temple boss, the final boss fight against Ganondorf and the victory lap with dragon Ganon.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda fans who started with the switch games

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about cares what happens in your containment board.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 years

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another seethe thread on Ganker

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Nintendo
    >spend 6 years figuring out how to add Gmod physics to BoTW
    >this makes tendies shit and piss themselves
    Lol lmao

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Midna is the queen of Ganker and zelda.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did Nintendo invent grass in ToTK??

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell Totk defenders are cut from the same cloth as Sword and Shield consumers because of the floodgate of fans that came after BoTW released, and how they like to prop up every minor detail of the game while minimizing any and all critique. Suddenly the lore and the timeline doesn't matter anymore, the game just being big and looking graphically decent is suddenly a huge feat, and there is little care about the dungeon designs being bland and basic. This was not a thing until BoTW came out, where we would before make fun of the new weird goofy designs and autistically discuss where or why these games fit in the timeline even if there were a few dissenters who didn't care. We still wanted a good story either way. The fanbase standards have lowered considerably since then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to make this about your subpar franchise please

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which one? The comparison is very apt regardless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fanbase standards have lowered considerably since then.

      Pic-related: the standards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You already posted this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Stop trying to make this about your subpar franchise please

      You already posted this

      cope

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7OPgmFnh0w
      But it already does have a good sound track
      Don't tell me you want "le epic boss music" for the 100+ hours you're exploring the overworld? Don't you realize how tiring that would get like it did in twilight princess?

      >TP music
      >tiring
      So you've never played the older games, not surprising.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda wasn’t a dragon in botw because… look she just wasn’t ok?
    >the hyrulians? Demise? No shut up, SS was an alternate timeline. Also fi is canon
    >here’s all these items from previous games, but those are from an alternate timeline
    >you can’t go back to hylian form after you turn into a dragon. Oh uh well nvm, I guess you can. Oh but the sword you used to do it is still weak as shot
    BRAVO, AONUMA

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >may 2023
    Did Nintendo refresh a shill campaign or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have to get buzz up so they can win GOTY awards

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i mean in defense of nintendo fans who only play zelda and mario stuff like physics puzzles must be actual black magic to them
    they never heard of shit like gmod or half life 2 before

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the devs finally played Gary's Mod and thought it would be neat to put it in their Zelda game

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you mean it only took 6 years to reuse the world, engine, and graphics of the previous game with only slight gameplay changes????
    Western game devs seriously need to get their shit together.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am really at a fucking loss when I try to comprehend how Tears of the Kingdom exists at all.
    I feel like I am a vestigial tailed baby again.
    I have to learn how to hold my floppy head up, and I shit in my diaper without any apprehension when my mind beckons me to the abyss with the unanswerable conundrum.
    How Nintendo created this multi dimensional masterpiece that shouldn't exist, it really should not... yet it does.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone cries about TOTK being "glorified DLC", but at least it's still a good and fun game
    Pokemon has gone way down the shitter in terms of quality and gameplay over the past decade or so, and even with the last two games being unfinished betas full of bugs and glitches and ps2 graphics, they still sold 20+ million copies. NPCs literally have no taste.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies who only play tendie shit are easily wowed
    nooo waaeeee

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still trying to figure out how Majora's Mask and Spirit Tracks can exist. It's like they took all of the assets of an existing game and flipped them for a quick sequel. How is that possible? HOW THE FRICK DID THEY DO IT?!?!??

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck can anything exist?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reuse more than half the assets
    >Spend the rest of the budget on physics engine
    There, I solved it.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played all the Zelda games and the only ones I actually liked were LTTP, LA, OOT, MM, Ages, Seasons, WW, MC and LBW.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play Link's Awakening?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did play Links Awakening. It was actually the first Zelda game I ever played AND the first video game I ever played back on the og Gameboy. I havent played the remake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and same
      Would've rather the series died with some dignity than become like this honestly.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anything Zelda related going to happen later this month? That homosexual Jeff Grub said we should expect another Zelda thing this year.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and yet it's going to lose to bg3 tendie, cope

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers hate OOT? I've seen several YouTube videos where zoomers try OOT and most of them seem to like it. Especially the music and dungeons thats something they all seem to like in OOT. I dunno if they are just forcing themselves to like it though as maybe they think they are supposed to like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think a decent amount of zoomers like it contrary to what others say here. I really feel like it's the contrarian millennial crowd that truly hates it. My reasoning is people have been saying it's "overrated" since the early 10's. Just look at Arin Hanson. Gen x was the group that reviewed it and praised it when it came out and Gen z happens to like Gen x stuff, so I think they at least try to like it.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post webms of tears of the kingdom that make you think HOW THE FUCK CAN IT EXIST?

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A team develop it. Zeldafags are brainless

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played all the Zelda games, and the only ones I liked were the original game, Zelda II, Breath of the Wild, and this one

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine getting Recall working correctly was a lot. The game has to save the state of nearly every nearby object and enemy for about 30 seconds at a time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that work for a dull mechanic that lets you rid rocks up to random spots in the sky and gives you a janky way of achieving liftoff for gliders. Incredible.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you're an unimaginative retard doesn't mean everyone else is

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, it doesn't.
    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is a mass hallucination. Forget not being a real Zelda game, it's not a real game at all.
    All discussion, all the clips and screenshots you've seen, all things making up this 'game' are fabricated.
    Come to your senses. Wake up.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the fact that all the potential generated by BOTW only resulted in a game like TOTK is extremely concerning.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking gacha games have better music than Zelda at this point.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normalfags have been so long conditioned to not expect games to actually have new or interesting mechanics and programming that the moment totk does it they act like it's a work of profound and mindblowing genius even though it used to be the norm.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck makes these retarded articles?

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