How the FRICK do you counter him when he's played by someone good?

How the FRICK do you counter him when he's played by someone good?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By not playing games made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud at all.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Artifact was trash from day one, frick you and the rest of the artifact playerbase.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't headshot or backstab him regardless of how skilled he is, then you're actually braindead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      smart heavy has a medic behind him also doing spy-check, or has his back to a wall.
      if you're close enough to land hits then the gun will make snipers screen-shake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        heavy's minigun specifically doesn't have aimpunch at the distances sniper is supposed to be at

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >back to a wall
        Wanna know how I can tell you have less than 1000 hours playtime in TF2?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By not playing troony game

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you don't kill him, you kill the medic pocketing him not paying any attention. Then he falls over dead with any team that has at least one player that knows what pushing is

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper. Headshot or full body shot Sydney sleeper.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    demoman or sniper

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I played TF2 for thousands of hours over the years but I could only play Soldier and Demo as I couldn't aim to save my life and would constantly frick up as other classes. I also frequently used the Black Box/Conch, would run for a medpack at the slightest bit of damage, and only ever wanted to pubstomp. If I was on a shit team, I'd switch to spectate and wait for a slot on the good team to open or for someone to be autobalanced. I also used LMAOBox to give myself wallhacks and see enemy health so I'd know when to attack and when to run away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      black box is a winning bet on crowded servers. The conch is a death sentence but if you're on a crowded server you can rely on other people to deal with scouts or pyros I suppose
      >I also used LMAOBox to give myself wallhacks and see enemy health
      sad
      Well at least wallhacks are sad. Enemy health should be a little standard, or at least enemies should have blood splatter on them proportional to remaining health

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to give myself wallhacks
      that's literally not how you cheat. soft aimbot is the only thing that actually gets non-obvious kills. you'd have to have good discipline to not obviously abuse wallhacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people like you shouldn't be allowed to play games at all, all you do is make everyone else miserable with your underhanded homosexualry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rockets, stickies and pipes. Flares if you have cover.

      >I also used LMAOBox to give myself wallhacks and see enemy health so I'd know when to attack and when to run away
      kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >stickies
        I forget these are in the game because it feels cheap to use them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        boobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I also used LMAOBox to give myself wallhacks and see enemy health so I'd know when to attack and when to run away
      8/10, pretty good bait

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him, blow him up or stab him. It's not hard.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pussy strat:
    they can't really do anything about snipers so even if they are smart and avoid sightlines you can get some cheeky headshots from time to time and make them uable to push
    cool strat:
    don't be a b***h and hit 3 pipes on a row, make that homie change class or leave the server

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hit 3 pipes on a row
      If he's a threat worth countering he's gonna have a medic overhealing him.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you just kill him with any class
    >by someone competent with a competent pocket medic
    no real way assuming both teams are balanced and you don't have your own competent pocket duo. your best bet is to just have a good sniper

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You play this funny guy who can one shot everyone in the game from any distance with no counterplay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the answer to heavy is the class no one likes, most people can't play and arguably shouldn't even be in the game
      Part of the problem really.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad that Spy has a justification to exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of quickscope deaths i suffer in TF2 and battlefield will never leave my mind

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >so much of a homosexual that he couldn't post there

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jaw strapped shut

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip: You can't.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty easy, the question is how would you counter the explosive homosexuals since the only nerfs they got get pulled in favor of Compgays and most of their counter at best is soft counter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop writing lists until you understand what the words "hard counter" mean

      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hard%20counter

      The reason we stick the word "hard" on the end is to distinguish a bad matchup (soft counter) from an unwinnable one (hard counter).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's always one of you morons in every tf2 thread crying about getting shit on by projectile classes in pubs. we get it, you get farmed all day. just get good lol

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Soldier, sniper, spy, demo.
    Probably the most countered class in the game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone just goes sniper and spy and their team loses even harder because everyone just went sniper and spy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what is a soldier?
    >what is a demo?
    >what is a spy?
    >what is a sniper?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spy as medic

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Airblast him off a cliff.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Much like anything else that gives a shitter trouble, just go Soldier and spam rockets at him like the braindead drooling moron you are since clearly, learning counterplay is too hard for you.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sniper
    >headshot him
    demo
    >m1/m2 until he dies

    spy only works against clueless heavies and soldier loses if he has a med tanking him

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no medic
    Take cover and shoot him. He can't do burst damage. If he begins to fall back, chase him because he can't dodge.
    >has a medic
    Take cover and shoot the medic. Fall back as you do so because that piece of shit will only go down with focus fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that piece of shit will only go down with focus fire.
      or a sticky trap

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's the slowest class in the game with shit burst damage. Even if he is amazing, perfectly understands positioning, and is consistently working with his team; you should be able to avoid him and whittle down his team/burst him down/score a pick.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bombs

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, play sniper or spy

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi toilet!!!!!!!!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pyro
    Scorch shot the heavy to death, like no shit the scorch shot borderline invalidates the heavy that even if he's being pocketed by a vaxx medic, he'd still get knocked around like a b***h.
    >Engie
    Your sentry can be a good distraction for a spy to get a good backstab in, otherwise battle engie unga bunga with the widowmaker + uber to force the medic heavy combo to uber
    >Spy
    Deadringer + Kunai old reliable, nothing else to say, pocket medic girlfriends are bad at spy callouts half of the time
    >Sniper
    You easily bag the fattest man in the world, only the scorch shot comes close to hard countering heavy
    >Demoman
    One crit and you reduce Heavy into bits, and even then it's not like Demo lacks options vs heavy, a big slow lug is an easy pipe to the head. Loose Cannon gets bonus points for trolling ubered heavies
    >Soldier
    You must be moronic if you struggle as soldier, but i guess gambling on rocketjumping at dick speed to market garden the medic is a chose
    >Medic
    lmao bullet resis vax, what the frick is heavy doing in that scenario?
    >Scout
    Use indirect shitstorm unlocks like the cleaver, wrap assassin or mad milk to completely annoy the heavy (milking the heavy puts a slight disadvantage)
    >Heavy
    90% of the time some rageheavy main shows up, it's always a Tomislav + Sandvich + GRU chum, default minigun wins the DPS fight. You could be cheesy with the ass beast too.
    >Medic
    Tell me what the frick does Heavy does against Medic using the vaccinator for bullet resistence
    >DemoKnight
    You can delete the medic before the heavy can react, and possibly the heavy too if you're a lunatic using the axe for those juicy crits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      choice* not chose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Demoknight can't really do anything about heavy, medic is usually behind him so how are you gonna get to him
      Demoknight is easily countered by melee range classes, but pyro only because of airblast, if it wasn't for huge fire resist pyro would dunk on knights all the time

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he's alone he gets fricked by a Soldier who only needs four rockets to btfo a heavy. If he has a medic just coordinate with team.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >four rockets
      >only

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    direct hit is all you need to completely stomp everything in the nuts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly insane that the Direct Hit destroys everything else in the game so long as you can aim and has never been nerfed, yet a baseball gets nerfed to complete uselessness because Snipergays have A and D unbound from their keyboards. TF2 is unfair.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sandman advocate
        you people can never shut up even for a moment lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was the most unfair nerf in the entire history of the game, there's a reason people don't shut up about it. They took a weapon that had a high skill ceiling and made it completely useless because Snipergays suck at the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the only people who don't shut the frick up about it are literal whos on Ganker. there's a reason why the party Gankeran is like the only server with it for a reason lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >never been nerfed
        It used to mini-crit ANY airborne target until pissbabies shidded and farded their pants.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's honestly insane that the Direct Hit destroys everything else in the game so long as you can aim and has never been nerfed,
        You can make it impossible for the Direct Hit to kill you if you're not fricking terrible at Scout.

        Don't get up in Soldier's face, and move from side to side. Even with speed boosted rockets, merely sidestepping makes it impossible for Direct Hit Soldier to actually hit a Scout. No matter how amazing your aim, you have a small projectile and splash damage the size of a Teleporter. Scout has to make a mistake to get hit by that.

        The reason Direct Hit has not been nerfed (more than it already has) is simply because it's not better than stock against players who aren't shit. That's why you always see pubstomper Soldiers at the top of the leaderboard running RL and Gunboats, not Direct Hit.
        >Yet a baseball gets nerfed
        This part outs you as one of the really bad Scouts I just mentioned. Because only terrible Scouts relied on the Sandman to compensate for their lack of aim. Good Scouts didn't miss it at all, because they could already click on not-stunned moving targets.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gotta love playing maps from 2007 with bullshit items added in. how the frick are you supposed to push snipers sitting around with bazaar bargain chain headshotting?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pick demo and sticky spam

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Heavy is the weakest class in the game, but not in the same sense as Spy being ridden with so many ugly drawbacks and inconsistencies make him the weakest of the bunch.
    Like, Spy is held by duct tape and can get fricked in unlucky ways, but there's some skill in taking the initiative in lucky scenarios, i don't think there's a single skill required to remove a heavy out of the equation. He is a slow linear boring class that only does one thing, is it effective? Sure i guess i'll concede that, but is it a long term threat? Frick no. Something like Soldier can be harder and harder to kill the higher you ramp up the skill level from dealing with campy homosexual conchbox soldiers to crazy bastards that fly at mach speed and get a garden in. Heavy can get killed with the very same trick regardless if it's an f2p gibus heavy or a heavy with australium and shit, and this shit alone is why i think Heavy is a piss baby class.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a 24 hour crate warehouse map server with college friends
    >enemy team is moronic
    >dance with pocket medic jumping in and out of the crate maze into their front door and mow down everyone who leaves
    >all the time I am spamming "Mediiiic" and accusing everyone of being a spy just to slap the voice keys between kills
    >half the enemy team is dominated

    Old TF2 was such a chaotic game. I'm kinda sad it's literally dead right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's literally dead
      gays have been saying this since 2007 and yet it still isn't true.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yoo that’s the same minigun that the yellow pal uses

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sentry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but what if Heavy is sentry

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sniper
    spy
    a big sticky trap
    ambushing
    getting your teammates to focus fire on him
    uber if you really suck that bad

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh SHIT there's two of them!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The virgin friendly vs the chad tryhard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Scout
    Try to get close to him as possible if you can and jump over him. Shoot him 3 times and it’ll be hard for him to shoot you. If you can’t, shoot at him from a distance so he’ll be forced to retreat.
    >Soldier
    Use corners and make sure you have 4 rockets. Dump them all onto him and take coverage inbetween shots to minimize damage. Otherwise soften him up at a distance with potshots
    >Pyro
    Use the Flare guns from a distance. If he gets close, airblast him away and take cover.
    >Demoman
    Same as Soldier but now with the option of stickies and only needing 3 pipes
    Basically don’t bother with Demoknight.
    >Other Heavy
    Shoot first. If they are already reved, run away asap
    >Engineer
    Turtle in a confined area and you’ll win a 1v1 even without wrangler shield
    You can also Widowmaker and become a glorified Scout.
    >Medic
    Overheal your teammates so Heavy’s health advantage is diminished or nullified.
    >Sniper
    Literally just do your job. Also get good at close range headshots if by chance he gets close.
    >Spy
    Decloak when he revs up and backstab him.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stickybombs, stab, headshot, literally anything

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heavy gets completely raped by corners/doorways. he has to commit to a jump spin if he wants to have a fair fight against a spammy class which leaves him very vulnerable to damage. classes like soldier demo and scout can completely abuse a heavy by popping around a corner and dumping 1 shot at a time before ducking back to safety. or in the case of demo you can just sticky spam the corner from afar to chip the heavy until he finally commits to attacking you.
    >pyro
    fricked
    >engie
    fricked
    >sniper or spy
    you really shouldnt have trouble but you dont get to abuse corners.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone play tf2c?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, im not a troony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would playing tf2c make you a troony

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HON HON HON HON HON

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have +1000h on Heavy alone.
    A good sniper will make it nearly impossible for me to move through the map. You won't kill me because I won't stick my head out for a second when I see a scoped in sniper. But you will keep me from the objective and killing the rest of your team. I'll only move when I see you die in the killfeed to someone else. Spies are very easy to predict and kill, I almost never get backstabbed as Heavy.
    Aside from that, vaccinator is nearly impossible to beat as Heavy and direct pipes / the direct hit will frick him up quick if you hit your shots.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >vaccinator is nearly impossible to beat as Heavy
      Even with 75% bullet resist you're still doing 100+ DPS at close range. Or you can swap to Fists of Steel (vaccinator can't resist melee damage) and smack them. Or you just back away for 2.5sec and the resist runs out. I've had success with each of these methods.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spygays how do you actually play spy in current year? i have fun running invis watch and regular knife but apparently they're both obsolete

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you see, there are two kinds of people who play spy
      there's the people who play him as a stealthy class that sneaks around like he was designed to be
      and then there's the trickstabby spastics who make up a majority of spy mains, they couldn't sneak their way around a cozy camper sniper with music blaring in their ears

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well the first group of people you listed there got fricked by spawn wallhacks.
        Most spies now just exploit interp and facestab people.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. Snipers will only annoy him and spies will only distract him. But the more he's preoccupied with avoiding them, the less he can rape your team.

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