How would (you) go about making dwarves fun to play as in videogames that isn't just "bulky tank that swings hammer/axe"

How would (you) go about making dwarves fun to play as in videogames that isn't just "bulky tank that swings hammer/axe"

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make them frickable. Also digging abilities idk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MY FRICKING COC-
      >Raid shadow legends
      I'm am immeasurably disappointed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make them frickable. Also digging abilities idk

        I can ignore those ads but trapping this slab of frick meat in their shitty crypto mining scam I will never forgive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >crypto mining
          On phones? The game has high production values and supposedly decent gameplay. I thought the main gripe with RAID SHADOW LEGENDS is how obnoxiously predatory it is when it comes to micro transactions?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't fall for propaganda. Im being hyperbolic calling it a crypto miner but it definitely DOES NOT have good gameplay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn. What turn based game with heroes like that have decent gameplay on mobile then? I need something to play when I'm on the train.
              >Just download emulators bro
              I play emulators at home...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me bro. If I had a good example I'd let you know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would these aztec dwarves sound like? Mexican with a norse accent or norse with a mexican accent?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emulate consoles at home, emulate handhelds on mobile.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                slay the spire

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The real issue is there is no game and all gameplay is in service of getting a little stronger so you can grind more game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I can ignore those ads but trapping this slab of frick meat in their shitty crypto mining scam I will never forgive.

      Trust me bro. If I had a good example I'd let you know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never drew the actual sex
        I hate that homosexual for being a worthless tease, even more so now that his art has gotten even worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his art has gotten even worse
          Is it because of the futas? Artstyle wise i don't see much difference from his earlier works.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the futas are trash, but it's tolerable since most of his work isn't futa; I can ignore it. Mostly I just think his art is worse (personal opinion) because his lines have gotten thicker and the emphasis he puts on detail makes some characters look like layers of skin folded together.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tanky buff bro that makes your morons hit harder though cooking skills.

      Combine these two and make a team mom archetype

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make her (and other dwarves) 10' tall bulky tank/crusader

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn this is the most pathetic one yet. Get a grip.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen them go more pathetic. There are two types of spade posters. There are white cucks who want to see non-brown women get fricked by browns. They use photohop and various distortion tools to at least attempt to make the tattoos look right, with mixed results. But there are also black virgins who want to frick white women. They use MS Paint and can't understand transparency or image transforms and just paste nearest-neighbor scaled images of spade tattoos with white borders around them onto pictures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What even triggered this part of your brain
        Was it the question mark?

        Why are polgays so schizo they have to put Qanon logos on everything?

        I love how buck broken Black folk are. Their fragility is hilarious.

        >Outing yourselves like this
        She literally does frick black (or brown I guess) men. And women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What even triggered this part of your brain
      Was it the question mark?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are polgays so schizo they have to put Qanon logos on everything?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humiliation ritual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get what's different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how buck broken Black folk are. Their fragility is hilarious.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are a few ideas of my own.
    >Have Dwarf craftsmanship be noticeable. If there's a crafting system, either give them extra abilities within the crafting process to improve the quality of the weapons and armor they make or just make it so they innately make better shit
    >Play into their spitefulness. Have passive abilities that make them deal more damage to enemies that have damaged them, grudge mechanics, stuff like that
    >Make them hard to knock over to reinforce their short-but-sturdy builds.
    And, arguably the most important:
    >Thorough beard customization

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Projectile breast milk

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THOOOONDABARGE

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make him israeli like their origins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows goblins are the israelites. Dwarves are.. I don't know. What's an isolationist real world culture that hates everyone and thinks they're better than everyone else?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Germanics before they were culturally destroyed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking despise that I like this game. I feel like it tricked me back into my 15 year old mentality.
      Every time I finish it I'm like "wow that was fricking stupid" but I start it up again and have a blast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elf boobs awooga!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wizard my love.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i hate that I'm tricked into having fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows goblins are the israelites. Dwarves are.. I don't know. What's an isolationist real world culture that hates everyone and thinks they're better than everyone else?

      Germanics before they were culturally destroyed.

      >Classic Dwarves: A Fairies, or Dark Elves.
      >Tolkin Dwarves: Germanics and israelites.
      >Modern Dwarves: Germanics and Nordic

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulky tank that swings hammer/axe and is incredibly racist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my character is sober so im rolling all checks with disadvantage now

        my sides

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did you notice a sign in front of my workshop that says dead elf storage?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves and Humans should almost always be best friends. Also there should be more games where you can throw a Dwarf like a fleshy cannonball.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What can Humans offer Dwarves?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need a dwarf clan game where you adventure to win prizes to get the most prestigious dwarf wife and manage your family line to create a great and powerful clan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who and why is there no game where I can marry her?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eating in the bed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need a dwarf clan game where you adventure to win prizes to get the most prestigious dwarf wife and manage your family line to create a great and powerful clan.

      I hate this character archetype like you wouldn‘t believe. I would rather have 2 donut steel tiefling waifus than one of these

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What archetype? Dwarf girls? This one's over designed, but otherwise doesn't seem particularly special.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dwarf character
    >drinks way too much beer and eats way too much meat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Namari is a stereotypical dwarf so Kui can create other dwarves.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick Reminder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for you to samegay this post all thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First and last post, pinky promise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god I wish I was a girl...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can't say that these days, but during the early internet age

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Back then I was the little girl, now it's just fantasy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hiding ip's was a pretty stupid decision because it makes the underaged feel more confident with this shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow you fricking called it immediately. Though I guess it was a safe bet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dubBlack folk
      Loving every laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dubgay
      thats a you problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a frick what VAs look like
      moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ? The problem is they sound like a deep voiced dude and not remotely like any woman that's ever existed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're angry they don't sound like lindsey lohan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't frick a single person in that image, what an unsightly bunch of nobodies
      and the gross ugly humans next to them don't look no good neither

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the pedo va that voiced Shinji is still getting work
      Dubgays are such cucks lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dubgger

      Embrace the coof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read the manga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any reason why Damien and Emily not included? Because they're both white and voicing white character?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because i like Laios DUB voice more than the Sub and Emily has no VA experience and it would've ruined the format.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's bad form to reply to yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Since the dopplegangers were all based on various perceptions of each character, who's sees Senshi as a gigachad and who saw Marcelle as hot?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hot
                Anon...
                Probably he bigger, masculine versions were Chilchuck's perception.
                The childlike versions were how Senshi sees everyone.

                Trust me bro. If I had a good example I'd let you know.

                Whiskey.

                Imagine having dwarven in-laws.

                I guess you'll find out if it's truly possible to be nagged to death.

                Understandable.

                Female dwarf art, like these, consistently frick up in giving the human like limb proportions, but just making them short. Dwarves need to have comparatively long arms and short legs to be dwarves and not just human midgets.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hair down Marcelle was the only Marcelle that seemed to acknowledge her beauty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was Laios’ perception. Each of the “final three” doppelgängers were from each other character.

                Hair down Marcille = Laios remembering what she looked like when she revived Falin

                Handsome Senshi = Chilchuk, because half foots see Dwarves as manly

                Rosy-cheeked Chilchuk = Marcille can’t shake the perception of him as young, but she’s not as bad about this as Senshi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The author posted a graph explaining the doppelgangers. Chilchuck saw Senshi as a gigachad since the setting's halflings consider dwarves to be stereotypically gigachads. Hair-down Marcille is also Chilchuck's perception of Marcille, since he likes blondes. Laios was the more serious version of the hair-down Marcille since that was the haircut she used when casting black magic and Laios is still hung up on it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Succubus Marcille had her hair down as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chilchuck is a cute middle aged man. Wanna pet that head.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a father of 3, you can't do that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah so hottest Marcille WAS Laios's memory.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Laios remembers hot hair down Marcille because he associates her with bringing his sister back to him
                This dumb and violently hungry monster fricker is too pure for this world.

                I think it's very endearing because he sees her as an unflinching, determined master sorceress who is willing to do anything, even undignified things she hates, all to help Falin. When really she is a dork who isn't as powerful or daring as Laios thinks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just wait until you get the succubus episode.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yurigays when Marcille's succubus isn't a fat tittied tallwoman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that one homie saw her mom it doesn't mean anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol no that's that's because she doesn't have any sexual desires, and that's the human part of her soul. The cat part, which is the core lusts for an animal partner

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish it was yurigays, the relentless marcillexfalin delusion comes from genuine lgbt apologists that wants them to be actual dykes. They already cope with the fact that marcille's book prince is androgenous, which is how all male elves are, means she's still actually attracted to females.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Laios remembers hot hair down Marcille because he associates her with bringing his sister back to him
                This dumb and violently hungry monster fricker is too pure for this world.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The manga makes an interesting point that Laios's strongest memory of Marcille is bringing Falin back and her face and features are picture perfect to that time, but he's still so averse to remembering details that he doesn't remember how she keeps her hair done up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her hairstyle changes constantly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even so she usually incorporates braids into her hair. Laios's doppelganger of Senshi also didn't have the hole in the front of his helmet, and his Chilcuck had some weird fabric abomination instead of his actual muffler

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she untied her hair when she was reviving falin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All male half-foots being at least a little gay for dwarves because they're the epitome of testosterone tickles me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't engage schizo Ganker posters.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that really what this is? I mean I guess it's popular now so that attracts all sorts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker threads are either samegayged to death by shippers refusing to let a week go by and people trying to hard to appear in those shitty japanese videos.

                No that's is not what it is, the DUB is full of horrible people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I prefer Laios dub. As for Emily, well her case is the same as Kikunosuke Toya, first time hearing him as Denji, seems off because it's his first role, but now he's getting more role.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn it. I know he has all the symptoms and would be a fine representation, but Laios having autism isn't canon. Now all the fricking normalgays and fake autists are going to say "he's just like me xd" and throw real autists under yet another bus. I hate that mental illness is "trendy" since these fricking xwitter freaks don't actually understand the daily struggle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Laios is pretty autistic m8 I dunno what to tell you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but Laios having autism isn't canon

          Would the word "autism" even exist in a medieval-esque setting? He'd just be considered "eccentric".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be an eccentricity or strangeness at the time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Laios does not have autism. He is just a royal shut-in who has not been around enough bad people to stop him from acting so naïve an well intentioned.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Autists don't show excitement on the surface though; they let it build up and peeter out quietly inside them.
            If it gets too large to contain they respond with self destructive behaviour.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Autism is a spectrum, you fricking normalgay
              God I hate you people

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i have autism and you're moronic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not been around enough bad people to stop him from acting so naïve an well intentioned.
          Did you even read the manga?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Laios isn't royal until way later, he's a bumblefrick village chief's son. He's a glorified farm boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol it's cute you thought this would trick people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        >male
        >massive monstergay
        literally me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his VA
        Total westoid death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That va REEKS of ironic weeb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >check english senshi
      >he's just one of ProZD's skit character voices

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even beside his politics/opinions and shit I always thought he was a bad voice actor, it always sounds like hes putting on a voice instead of being a character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because that's exactly what he's doing. Every one of his 'voices' is just short bursts in a silly strained pitch. I can't wait for AI to replace hacks like this. The truly good VAs will keep their jobs and the chaff will be replaced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took me a moment to understand what this was supposed to even be about until I remembered that you moronic redditors actually watch dubs. Couldn't be me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had watched a few episodes in the dub out of laziness. The asian guy's voice is a pretty good fit for Senshi I have no complaints with that.
      Wasn't expecting Chillchuck to be voiced by Elliot Page, kind of weird. I COULD tell that the brown guy was voiced by a black guy though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching dubbed anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NO WHITE MEN ALLOWED!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those characters are white men.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you missed the point of the reply to bait.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dub
      L O L
      M
      A
      O

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda moronic and unapologetically weeaby to be watching the JP dub for a series based on western fantasy and set in a western country in that setting tbh

        And I bet the squint-eyed yayois making up the JP seiyuus look far more different from the characters than the mutt and Black person melange for the EN dub.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day tourist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I'm not illiterate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read the manga in japanese
      I don't even like japan or anything I just hate VAs and Localizers that much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching the dub
      >watching the ENGLISH dub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I listened to both and honestly both dubs kinda suck. Marcille in the english version just kills the show as shes horrible to listen to. Laius was so unfitting in the jap version i couldnt bear to watch it and just turned it off too. Pretty sad since i really liked the manga too, but nothing you can do about meh VA. Maybe the german one is decent enough to listen to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best Marcille coming right trough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly i guess i understand why this is a thing. Pretty decent outside the Nein nein nein at the start. Least the germans usually have quality dubs. My favourite is still the german dub for samurai champloo. Just blows jap and english out of the water.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cute
          but why is she the only one speaking germ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Marcille - German
            Laios - English
            Senshi and Chilchuck - Japanese

            the perfect DUB.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tbh chilchuck is better in english too, but not by as much of a margin as Laios.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I love when people do this. It works really well for JoJo part 3 too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          g*rman is the second most disgusting language right next to the screeching noises called chinese

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking of spanish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love german dubs, no one else on the planet is as autistically dedicated as them to make dubs that rival the original voices in quality, in fact there are multiple shows where the german dub is superior to the original (german Squidward is a masterpiece).

          German Marcille is super cute but having her be the only one talking in german while everyone else is english/japanese is a revelation, someone needs to take this idea and turn it into a full thing, maybe even a separate series.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be absolutely fricking kino if someone went through every language DM is voiced in then picked out which does what character the best resulting in all the different party members/species speaking different languages.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a dubBlack person problem
      try not being a redditor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubgays should kill themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder for what? I don't watch dubbed AND I don't pay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      latin american dub chads, we cannot stop winning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dub
      >Mutt dub at that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, where's the main character?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just looks like a typical white millenial so they didnt include him. same with marcille, shes the cute nami actress from opla so they dont show her either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that the mexican dub has more light skinned people (some of them more white than amerimutts) and no trannies doing dubs will never not be funny when compared to this shitskin fest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dubgay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American dub
      Well there's your problem. Fricking Mexico does a better job at dubbing than their northern cousins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      W-what?! Brown people get to speak a brown person and a literal dog? Help me Black personman!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the FRICK cares about what VAs look like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dub
      I can't watch dubs anymore, they just get on my nerves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like dubs that aren't in a language that i speak, as long as the voices are nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dub isn't bad though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching dub anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to eng dub
      not my problem Black person

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dwarf that is a blender made of paper and has a loreful reason to shit talk the supports keeping him alive
    age of reckoning my beloved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smegmar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        age of reckoning is fantasy you DOUBLE WAZZOCK

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Dwarf
    >make her sound like man in the English dub
    >she only sounds like a man in the English dub literally every other language the show came in have her sound like a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EN dubs are full of troony leftists that want everything to be genderfluid homosexualry. It's why anime as a whole is starting to become like comics, these are the ones getting their claws in the Japanese so now they're becoming shit like everything else Caligays made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >English dub
      have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I watch an anime, a monotone millennial voice speaking American accented English is the last thing I want to hear. Say no to dub

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked her.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a sweat mechanic. I don't know to what end but make one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does dorf milk taste like?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        salty bear and gold coins

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >salty bear

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whiskey.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Play fem dwarf since vanilla
          >dark iron drops; everyone makes an alt for the lulz
          >they make decent dwarf customization
          >only uggos, pick-me's and snowflakes play them
          >all goonbrained
          just

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It all looks written in english but I still have no idea what you just said.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard liquor

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make size matter, like in those Dogma's Dragon games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like in those Dogma's Dragon games.
      *game
      No little characters in 2, bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There wasn't any in 1, either.
        >b-buh the character crea-
        Doesn't count.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          135 is short as frick, anon. You can't go under 160 in 2.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >five fricking two
            >not short as shit
            Manlets get ye gone

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              seething lanklet out of nowhere

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Manlets are above 5'5, short kings are below. Get your terms right incel-kun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played either, so I don't know all the details.

        There wasn't any in 1, either.
        >b-buh the character crea-
        Doesn't count.

        moron, the point was that your created character's height has gameplay effects.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dwarves canonically exist and even have quests in 2. Also characters can be pretty short (even without the minimum height mod), they just tend to look off and require a frickton of messing with sliders to look right.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having dwarven in-laws.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you'll find out if it's truly possible to be nagged to death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yer witherin' away right before my eyes!
        >ya call that smithin'? I was better when I was still too young to grow a beard!
        >how's the weather up there?
        >remember to duck yer head when you go through doorways :^)
        And yet, dorf wife is still worth it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my dwarven wife shall have no tattoos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Understandable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Combine these two and make a team mom archetype

          I guess you'll find out if it's truly possible to be nagged to death.

          How much does the average dwarf wife weigh?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They’re compacted hunks of pure muscle so probably around 200-300 lbs? Probably?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How much weight can a human neck withstand?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on if it has support or not

                If you're just hanging it off the edge of the bed your shits gonna get sprained if it doesn't break

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one can be an in-law if you marry them all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the men?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only the men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read Fells Five, if comic is to be believed, all in-laws are the worst of peoples

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulky tank that swings hammer/axe

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dwarves are a bit smaller than classic depictions
    >Not fairy small but still small
    >Super advanced technology
    >Dorfs ride around in mech suits that make them beasts in combat.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss this image like you wouldnt believe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it'll never go away
        although we are in the unique position of reforged forcing "upgrades"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is this from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warcraft, back when it had a soul

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so back when it was a warhammer clone?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How was WC3 at all similar to Warhammer?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they both have humans and dwarves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How would (you) go about making dwarves fun to play as in videogames

      Only good responses.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bulky tank that swings a hammer AND an axe

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I turn them into a cat girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you do this I will turn your cat girls into anthros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not fear such consequence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you people here always do this shit of posting irrelevant current FOTM shows and characters no-one gives a shit about, that everyone knows is 100% not for the purpose of talking about games on a Video Game board? For what reason? Just to talk about how X boring character/character archetype makes your peepees tingle with a bunch of other ugly-ass losers like homos? Christ you "people" here are so pathetic.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tanky buff bro that makes your morons hit harder though cooking skills.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a lot of wizardry talk last thread.

    What's the best game to start with that doesn't have that awful western artsyle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wizardry I-II-III: The Story of Llylgamyn

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves have inherit attunement to earth magic, explicitly working with manipulating stone. The most adept can phase through stone and practically swim through mountains like Scrooge McDuck swims through money.
    Where other races use earth magic in rudimentary and rough ways like shifting dirt around, Dwarves can shape stone like it were soft clay with extreme detail.
    A Dwarf can effectively on-the-spot "craft" and stockpile a variety of simple hand tools and consumable weapons made of stone. The knives the Dwarf forms in moments are as sharp and polished as a steel blade, but the stone is obviously quite brittle and will break quickly. As long as there's some good rocks nearby, a Dwarf on the team can make sure nobody is without a capable weapon, and even if it breaks, he'll have a new one for you in a moment.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would (you) go about making dwarves fun to play as in videogames

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said "fun", anon. Not "full of cancer aids".

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with dwarves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a child

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you make dwarves fun to play as in videogames that isn't just blah blah blah I'm gay please frick my face
    Bulky tank that swings hammer/axe.
    I'm a pint sized APC, frick you.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't always have to reinvent the wheel anon. Dwarves as tanks are a staple because it works.

    You should more focus coming up with unique individual abilities that complement a dwarf build.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves in DM apparently have the highest STR stat but very low Stamina, so they wear light armor and are bad in prolonged fights, so you could make them a glass canon or a tank that can throw 2 special attacks and then just serve as a punching bag. Taking Senshi as an example, you could also make a Survivalist kind of job, which is glass cannon but shines in team recovery, regeneration and camping/exploration skills.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with cats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cat chimeras?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      total Black person dwarf death

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silence creature.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have an indie potion-selling game, where's my indie blacksmithing game?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are dubBlack folk even real lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like 2004-2014
        i started watching anime in 2010 and it was already surrounded by normalhomosexuals back then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of reading skills, even as a kid once I find out how to watch anime on the internet I look for the real version

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laios voice more fitting than his JP counter part doe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs will never be "fitting" for anything, your failed actor idols are trash at their job, they are not professionals, they are hollywood rejects that do not know how to act.
      This is what dubgays actually believe is acceptable lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real Ganker schizo shit. Dubs are fine when not filled with moronic localization autism. My biggest problem is with the incestuous western VA scene filled with snakes. But a lot of the actual voice work is fine and on par with jap shit. It's more respected in japan but the VAs still sound like over acting. You just lap it up because you don't understand the language outside of a few words and phrases.

        End of the day I want to watch the animation without having to fricking read and miss shit. "GET BETTER AT READING" frick off I have better reading comprehension than most uneducated morons, been reading books/subs for years. You're just going to miss shit when reading subs though. You miss so much action when watching a show like Victory Gundam which is subs only.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep coping zoom zoom. Dubgays are literally not human.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he can't focus on the center of the screen and read subs/watch action at the same time using peripheral vision
          come on lad, just watch Closed Captions and subtitles on TV for years and you get used to it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"GET BETTER AT READING"
          > You miss so much action when watching a show
          Slow reading speed is a sign of illiteracy too you fricking moron.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally no one has said anything positive about the dub the whole thread
    >One schizophrenic is just constantly saying "LOL DUBERS AM I RIGHT" every 5 minutes.

    I get it's bait but jesus

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add beard options for female dwarf creation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if it's novel and makes sense. This shit disgusts me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muh female dwarf beards is the most midwit reddit shit imaginable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blizzard got you covered, sister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all wear leg pouches.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wear fannypacks, now shut up and go back to where you came from tourist

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks a little like incase

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is. And if it's not then this person is good at imitating their style.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >their
          grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is. And if it's not then this person is good at imitating their style.

        In related news he stopped his halfling sex comic because his hands exploded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fug i liked that one, very little dicks compared to his other stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Elf didn't count right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im still not through it, you mean the blonde guy at the beginning that likes leather sex toys made by the elven mom?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as long as its not two guys fricking i dont mind (or futa on futa), gay sex isnt my thing at all
                the femdom stuff is right up my alley, so i had fun with this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They stopped Alfie???

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker Black folk are asleep. QUICK POST DWARF SEX ANIMATIONS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOOK AT THAT FRICKING TECHNIQUE!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yorkshiremen.
    Simple as

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you make dwarves fun to play in games without doing the things that make dwarves cool
    Well Gee Op, I'd start with not being moronic.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think dwarves need to have beards? I like a good wario chin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only female dwarves don't have beards and even that is debatable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      facial hair is a must. Wario has a moustache
      clean shaven dwarf is like a plucked chicken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beards, no. Facial hair absolutely. If they aren't at least rocking mutton chops with a sideburn they gotta go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Facial hair of some kind works well for them but yeah they should 100% have the Wario head shape, the Wario build in general really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need facial hair, but at least give them chest hair

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female dwarfs are good for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thighs too thick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crush this man's skull between her legs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AI is failing me, so have a watermelon instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leg abs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek wtf
      reminds me of that babyface kneecaps photo

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about female dwarves
    >Meshi cucks won't shut the frick up about dub casting

    have a nice day back to Ganker please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imma be honest dude i would put up with this shit to frick that mommy every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DM was /tg/ baby when the manga was running, Dungeon Meshi is certified D&D approved homosexual

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about Chaos Dwarfs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ZOOLAHOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ZOOLAHOO

      Imagine the sex, not as playful and flirty as sex with a regular Dwarf.
      Just aggressive, domination sex from an angry short queen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ZOOLAHOO

      [...]
      Imagine the sex, not as playful and flirty as sex with a regular Dwarf.
      Just aggressive, domination sex from an angry short queen.

      Chaos dwarfs do not exist you DOUBLE UMGI

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more racism

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth magic that sacles off of whatever is their highest stat, making it always useful
    Also becomes stronger the lower health they have
    I want a bloodied dwarf to stomp the ground and have giant stalagmites impale whatever they were fighting

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Italian dub wins like usual.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would never play as a vertically challenged character unless it was a e-girl.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry Chilchuk's daughters...all 3 of them

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are sexy female dwarves finally getting popularized like female Goblins were?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the 3rd off-topic dungeon meshi thread that's gotten past my filters go frick yourself.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs pubes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah a king.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making a dungeon crawler.
    Not even sure what to do with dwarf.
    It's probably just gonna be a tanker race with higher magic immune.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could give them additional buffs when using consumables (actually that kinda sounds good for a race like Halflings...) or the ability to naturally appraise weapons and armor.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f drg
    >ctrl+f deep
    >0 results
    Just a thread full of foids talking about VIDEO GAMES.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRG is pretty deep in the whole Dorf Fort and later-life World of Warcraft "i am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole" perception

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All dwarves are bulky because they have short stature. They wouldn't be dwarves otherwise.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like with any fantasy race; your race choice should actually matter. I have a couple of ideas.
    - Magic is twice as expensive to cast and learn for a dwarf
    - They start with a large boost to crafting/smithing meaning even an untrained dwarf will be able to craft items a human would need to spend points to learn to make.
    - Maybe include some perks to do with alcohol. Characters of other races just get flat debuffs but a dwarf could get a strength buff to balance out a dip in something like agility

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you go about making centuars that only have 2 legs and look like starfish instead of horses?
    I would begin by inventing a time machine to have you aborted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you completely misconstruing with OP said

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high CON/STR, low stamina, height challenged and can't get into crawlspaces or ledges that humans can without ladder assistance, can't get through some thin tunnels at all, slow due to stubby legs and low stamina, ONLY GOOD AT CRAFTING IF THEY ARE OLDER

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    namari sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex with dwarf women (they get tired quickly but come back for more every time)

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give them meaty veganas and let me breed them.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give them shovels and guns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is not a single shovel in that entire game

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep them that way you homosexual OP

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, dwarves can be rouges, warriors, paladins, hunters, mechanics, tons of different earth related shit, runes/sigils specifically alongside most other magic chicanery. Pretty sure they're 2nd to only the traditionally "versatile" human races in vidya.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quads

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's "dwarf girls don't have beards but instead have ludicrous manes of wild hair with braids and curls and shit"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind female dwarves with peach fuzz and maybe a mustache when they're on their period and the hormones are going insane like a mexican chick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's fine. I'm perfectly happy with the idea that they grow a little bit of facial hair just like a lot of human women, just a bit more of it. And shave it, just like human women. I mean, it's not like male dwarves grow beards when human men can't, they just grow them a little better.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Laios were to frick his chimera dragon sister would she give birth to live young or will she lay eggs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A question of the ages. Something I'm sure he ponders every night before sleeping.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salt based dwarves that sail boats and tame seals

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when's the anime season gonna end? when they fight against thistle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somewhere around hippogriff

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give them a MASSIVE penis that the player can use

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watches the first three episodes, is there oorn of the elf? If so lost your favourite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is there porn of the elf
      oh gosh, i wonder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your personal favourite, please.

        Fricking drunk.
        nhentai - 150528

        Damn that's hot!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking drunk.
      nhentai - 150528

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make them racist

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My answer was "bulky tank that swings hammer/axe" because that's still fun and add skill bonuses based on how much money you have

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charming female dwarfs with long tallmen legs!

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to sit cross-legged on top of Namari with her giant, lubed up breasts in my lap. She has a leg fetish and is very sturdy so I'm sure she'd love it too.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Laois is autistic then there's a pretty good chance I'm autistic, frick that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro, we've all been there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In fairness Shuro's counter-autism was that he is Japanese and it took being sleep-deprived and starving for him to finally snap and tell Laios to frick off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he's super awkward and non confrontational, dude actually endured a lot of Laios' bullshit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's that girl in the middle bottom panel?
            ex-member?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Previous mage who wanted to frick Laios and marry him(or anyone, for that matter), caused several problems in the party and left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute prostitute

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based party members, I've never seen these where are they from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it has a yellow background like

                [...]
                Elves are pedos

                then it's from the World Guides/Adventurer's Bible(s), if not then im not sure, they arent omakes, so I think they are pages that Kui made and posted on her blog.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                New adventurers bible. Most of the actual new content can be found fan-translated here https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rmmDPC4blFzH_oLAtaBDppsyMepE8Jsj

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marcille's reaction to Chilchuck's kids is adorable.
                The fact that two of them want to frick Laios for power or Senshi cause they find him hot is hilarious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*hits pipe* in the same panel where his daughters ask if the king is also unmarried

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >peasant outfit Marcille
                C U T E
                U
                T
                E

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not autistic you idiotic zoomer

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make 'em chucksters
    >Throwing enemies at enemies all day long and crowd controlling
    >Get to boss
    >Stuck throwing a single boulder
    I always felt like I only contributed during stages and barely once boss fights came up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played this game with my little brother and he played as Elf. I played Dwarf and would toss him every chance I got. Good times. and yes he came out as gay years later. Fookin elves....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elven women are made for dwarven men

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Human and Elf have a baby, its a half-elf
          >Dwarf and Elf have a baby, its a dwarf
          >Dwarf and Human have a baby, its also just a dwarf
          Dwarves are actually the best species for crossbreeding (in D&D) because their blood is so strong that every time a mixed species couple has a baby (when one of them is a Dwarf) the baby is biologically just another dwarf. Always found it funny.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno about dwarves and human relationships in Dungeon Meshi but it's confirmed in the series that half elves are sterile. Basically it's the same as crossbreeding a horse and a donkey. Not sure if it works the same for other races in the series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gnomes and dwarves can successfully interbreed, hence dwarf clans and gnomish nations stick close

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Iirc. those who can have fertile spawn are
              >Tallmen/Ogres(yes, you can have children with Tade and have your own family tree)
              >Tallmen/Halffoots(yes, you can have fertile children with Mayjack)
              >Dwarves/Gnomes.
              Everyone else's children are sterile.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Marcille is sterile? How depressing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her origins plays a big part later, so it's total spoiler to look it up if you don't care

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't spoiler me, but also that's depressing for the cute half elf girl that's with the helmeted kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nakadashi whenever, wherever
                You totally missed out, bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dwarves are actually the best species for crossbreeding (in D&D)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              humans not being able to breed with gnomes and halflings seems arbitrary

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You missed the point. If you breed with a Dwarf and you're a different race, you'll always get a full Dwarf. Halfbreed Dwarves don't really exist. The Dwarf child might be slightly taller than average but they will by 100% Dwarf. And as someone who is an extreme racist but occasionally partakes in some ssian meat, that makes them the best race for crossbreeding.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would this post make more sense if it was coming from a dwarf or non-dwarf?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon's Dogma 2 has a dwarf male/elf female couple. They're cool.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why? They are already kino.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Namari or Leed?
    Who would you choose, Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I'm almost 30
      I feel like Leed wouldn't go for it but man she's cute.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, she is only 14 years old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          out of 10

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Obligatory: out of 10!
          That's why I don't think she'd go for it, yeah.
          Also she's an orc, they hit maturity faster and don't live as long so the gap issue gets a bit wonky.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Given how varied the races' lifespans are I wouldn't be surprised if the kingdoms in Dungeon Meshi just said frick it to ages of consent and decided they were too much of a hassle to regulate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ages of consent
            I don't think this even exist back in medieval.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hook up with a cute 15 year old half foot
            >take her out to dinner, bring her back to my place, and make sweet love to her
            >a few days later the town guards kick down my door
            >kick the shit out of me, slap manicles on me and haul me off to the dungeon to be tortured while calling me a sick pedophile frick
            >turns out she was a 25 year old gnome
            FRICKING LONG LIVED RACES

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually something discussed in the extra lore book a bit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              damn racemixers, only laios and marcille should be allowed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That buzzfeed article declaring that Marcille is confirmed gay because she had a bath scene with another girl
                You just reminded me of this. Funny af. Like the writer has never seen a single anime in his entire life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Like the writer has never seen a single anime in his entire life.
                they probably have but just don't care, they just want to create attention to normalgays to accept their headcanon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That buzzfeed article declaring that Marcille is confirmed gay because she had a bath scene with another girl
                You just reminded me of this. Funny af. Like the writer has never seen a single anime in his entire life.

                >get banned on Ganker
                >Just shitpost here
                Why are you so schizphrenic laicillegay? you're worse than ACK at this point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick are you on? calling others schizo, you tumblr refugee

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually something discussed in the extra lore book a bit.

            Elves are pedos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This reminds me of an anons shitpost about the khajiit from the Elder Scrolls. You can be a human and frick a beautiful woman that looks like an Elf and then she will literally give birth to an actual Cat. Because the shape of Khajit are shaped by the moon cycle.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never lick the sweat from Namari's armpits and buttcrack after she's spent an entire week in the dungeon without bathing
    It hurts bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why namari? i thought you guys hated esg wamen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's hot and you're a gay if you don't think so.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very relaxed attitudes about nudity.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vanillaware should make a dungeon crawler

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /a/, what manga reader do you use these days to read archive issues that aren't on mangaplus free access?
    Or do you just download the scanlation releases on your drive?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marcielle is compared to a Mule in regards to having children
    BEHOLD, ALL THE NAYSAYERS THAT SAY THE HALF-ELF CANT HAVE KIDS

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulky tank that swings hammer/axe

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what about Dark Elf Secret Princesses?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N

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