how would you make a redneck video game?

how would you make a redneck video game?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Barn Finders.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a pale imitation of my summer car

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a doom clone always works

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Duke clone right? A redneck rampage boomer shooter could be kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >layed back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a redneck thing

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all rednecks so gay?

    They have wives and stuff, but they're clearly all homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a white "people" thing they are all gay if given the chance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          to play the devil's advocate, this is probably because of nogs going prison gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rednecks understand the golden rule of bros before hos. No-homo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're just insecure, bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wait, are you that butcher dude? man easy on the porkchops, don't look completely bloated in that old pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone seems gay when you're projecting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to admit something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because women are inferior creatures and they should only find joy in equals, those fishing and hunting trips are the peak of redneck bonding

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just make a not-shitty Deer Hunter.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is дpyг?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2 seconds apart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where is дpyг?

      Hivemind

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is дpyг?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing crazy about shooting a shotgun. Lots of southerners got 50+ acres and just pleasure shoot including myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A screenshot from a short film/series I was involved in

          wait, are you that butcher dude? man easy on the porkchops, don't look completely bloated in that old pic

          That pic is from 7 years ago, I did bloat up a bit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shotguns are shockingly boring to shoot IRL compared to games sadly. Though thats just my taste I like my .38 snubnose my uncle gave me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah there’s no demons or zombies to blast irl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shotguns are most fun irl shooting aerial targets. clay or flesh.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to suck crazy ass's dick

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >broke up with my redneck gf last weekend
    My soul hurts bros, she was so perfect. Good games to cope?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hunter call of the wild

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For hundreds of thousands of years deer instincts have told them a branch snapping off in the distance is someone creeping up to eat them. Compare that with the 80 or so years truck-based shipping has been a thing and no fricking shit, when someone blinds you you're gonna have no clue what to do.
        It's like telling humans "Oh just run away from the ayylmaos and their tractor beam." Seriously humans are dumb frickers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Break into your house while sleeping and hit you with a paralytic ray
          >I'm craftier than a human
          Frick you, grey shit, try and come at me straight up next time rather than your homosexual tricks.

          >tfw picked "worthless virgin loser with no friends who is dogshit at everything even video games" at character creation
          haha

          Joke runs always run out of steam but then you're too autistic to just delete save.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would make everyone morbidly obese, stupid, drugged out their minds and have them vote for the same exact party that profits from keeping them in that state while blaming everybody else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh red israelite vs blue israelite
      cmon now anon, this is why your country is such a shithole

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rednecks are based, they're gonna be kicking ass on the front lines when it comes time to fight and take back our countries from the israelites and leftists. These men are heroes.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Redneck RPG [working title]
    Choose your class
    Game story is split into four phases of life, you visibly age
    Child, Teen, Guy, Geezer
    The story starts as one day, a tornado tears through a small historical hamlet in West Virginia. what few people lived in town now turn to the rednecks, their land, and their good ole know-how for help.
    Do you rebuild or take advantage?

    Good paragon path: start from nothing and become a force for . build a farm to feed everyone. put your blood sweat and tears into rebuilding the town. explore the wilderness and find good spots for your redneck pals. stop drugs and crime from polluting your land, the redneck way.

    Bad renegade path: you fricking hick white trash buck tooth piece of shit. because of your joyriding, all our fields are fricked. you're bringing drugs here just so you can get rich. you mother fricker you only care about yourself. you found a way to profit from this got dang tragedy

    confrontational combat involves guns, fists, and roadkill
    stealth combat involves tools, farm equipment "accidents", overdosing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cont.

      exploration and overworld of red dead
      npcs react to you like fable and you visibly age
      skill tree also like fable: the more you use something the more specific xp you get
      weapon/equipment crafting like dead space 3+dont starve+red dead. mix of combining, upgrading, foraging
      somehow ensure that the game's spirit is indeed redneck. of course you can go buy ammo but you can also craft traps, explosives, and lean back on simple farm equipment.
      avoid angel vs devil morality, use paragon/renegade because vengeance is just part of that life. people understand it.
      lots of potential honestly, just a matter of finding the right group of people to romanticize being a redneck and turn that into something fun to play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cont.

      exploration and overworld of red dead
      npcs react to you like fable and you visibly age
      skill tree also like fable: the more you use something the more specific xp you get
      weapon/equipment crafting like dead space 3+dont starve+red dead. mix of combining, upgrading, foraging
      somehow ensure that the game's spirit is indeed redneck. of course you can go buy ammo but you can also craft traps, explosives, and lean back on simple farm equipment.
      avoid angel vs devil morality, use paragon/renegade because vengeance is just part of that life. people understand it.
      lots of potential honestly, just a matter of finding the right group of people to romanticize being a redneck and turn that into something fun to play

      A redneck game where you progressively become more like white trash as much as you get bad karma sounds like a good idea ngl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't West Virginia hillbillies, not rednecks?
      You should set it in the deep South.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you make a redneck video game?
    It sould play out like a courage the cowardly dog simulator where where your character own a farm in the middle of nowhere and various cryptids come to start shit with you.
    Start small with things like chupacabras and escalate to skinwalkers you have to set traps for just to survive the night. I think with a slow methodical 3rd person shooting like in The Last of Us where you really gotta plan your next move well or die, as opposed to twitch shooter shit, it could work very well.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Layed
    ESLs can you PLEASE just not make threads

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    days gone but with trucks instead of bikes and minorities instead of zombies

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    King of Dragon Pass clone with unique American mythos

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am дpyг

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God Sim. you play as the biblically...approximate God of an obscure sect of Evangelical Christianity, while guiding your band of rednecks toward some vague end goal(s). From "military" conquests, to proselytizing, to maximizing your birthrate and becoming the largest demographic in your region, getting a member of your faith elected President to merely the mass accumulation of wealth for the priest and preacher caste.

    Black and White 3 - Black & RED WHITE AND BLUE

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me licking crazy ass's tummy!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, stick with me here. What's better than rednecks? Rednecks in space.
    >Half of what makes Terrans fun in Starcraft.

    I dream of a mecha game where you play as a redneck homesteader who who uses your hand built machine to defend your farm/ranch from monstrous hive aliens or some shit.

    Time moves weekly, like a monster rancher game but with the player having limited options per week for working on the home, the ranch, the fields, and the mecha. Plus interaction with neighbors in person and over radio.
    Attacks come at (mostly) predictable times bi-monthly so you can plan layout, keep the fight away from product, or watch your farm go broke when you flamethrower enemies too close to your prized field which the fricking bugs can run through as they burn.
    Spending downtime interacting with neighbors can lead to opportunities to help each other out either with unplanned attacks or trade parts or even schematics. Also side benefits like better coffee or moonshine, and banging their 17yo daughters.
    Do enough to help the local community you get to take command of neighbors during major attacks.
    Aiming for explosive action within a comfy setting and aesthetic. Just folksy honest folks far from major cities defending their home against alien monsters and learning the value of neighborliness along the way.
    Comfy redneck mecha action.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with being a laid-back redneck?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. At all. Poor gun ownership practices aside (one shot himself practicing cowboy quick draw shit. He lived.) my redneck family are friendly, outgoing, and usually helpful.

      Also fine I admit it. I just really want this as a game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Best episode in season 1. Loved these badass hicks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. I probably should have put the screenshot in

          Ok, stick with me here. What's better than rednecks? Rednecks in space.
          >Half of what makes Terrans fun in Starcraft.

          I dream of a mecha game where you play as a redneck homesteader who who uses your hand built machine to defend your farm/ranch from monstrous hive aliens or some shit.

          Time moves weekly, like a monster rancher game but with the player having limited options per week for working on the home, the ranch, the fields, and the mecha. Plus interaction with neighbors in person and over radio.
          Attacks come at (mostly) predictable times bi-monthly so you can plan layout, keep the fight away from product, or watch your farm go broke when you flamethrower enemies too close to your prized field which the fricking bugs can run through as they burn.
          Spending downtime interacting with neighbors can lead to opportunities to help each other out either with unplanned attacks or trade parts or even schematics. Also side benefits like better coffee or moonshine, and banging their 17yo daughters.
          Do enough to help the local community you get to take command of neighbors during major attacks.
          Aiming for explosive action within a comfy setting and aesthetic. Just folksy honest folks far from major cities defending their home against alien monsters and learning the value of neighborliness along the way.
          Comfy redneck mecha action.

          but oh well. As soon as I saw that shit I thought
          >this should be a videogame.

          Survival Horror. No enemies, just a map filled with opportunities to attempt dangerous feats of strength or dexterity. Also there's a dedicated "Hey ya'll, check this out!" button.


          This could be fun too. It is 3rd person but the cameraman exists, he and the MC talk and he runs away if a bear or boar kills you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Best episode in season 1. Loved these badass hicks.

        It was cool but it seemed a lot like a "what if blizzard turned starcraft into an overwatch short"

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snowrunners with zombies in wetlands like in Louisiana or idk where

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give them the redneck dating experience: There's only one person in town who is technically eligible so you can either date someone who sucks or try to start something that your parents and/or pastor would disapprove of.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You implying adultery, homosexualry, or cousin fricking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        most likely cousin fricking, as they're rednecks

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Far Cry 5 without the kidnappings segments.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A new L4D game with Ellis and his boys killing zombies. The callouts would be pure magic.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hunt Showdown is already the perfect redneck simulator.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Survival Horror. No enemies, just a map filled with opportunities to attempt dangerous feats of strength or dexterity. Also there's a dedicated "Hey ya'll, check this out!" button.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    something like lisa
    I just really like the setting of a bunch of tough dudes fighting it out in a post-apocalypse world

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw picked "worthless virgin loser with no friends who is dogshit at everything even video games" at character creation
    haha

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FarCry 5

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you make a redneck video game?
    My summer car, but it's set in Missouri or Kentucky, or wherever in America it's most fun to drive around in a big pickup truck and drink whiskey.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >roll doomsday prepper
    >start with endgame loot
    how come they havent been nerfed yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks the doomsday prepper's mini-14 and twelve weeks of rations is 'endgame loot'
      >He hasn't done the Government black site or crashed saucer instances
      LMAO.

      If anything the National Guardsman class gets better stuff at chargen and (theoretically) has access to grenades, armoured vehicles and even aircraft if you play your cards right. You do have to report for duty once a month and during server-wide events, but that's really a small price to pay.

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