However you feel about the movie as a whole, you must admit this segment was pure unfiltered soul.

However you feel about the movie as a whole, you must admit this segment was pure unfiltered soul. It would also probably have never happened if it were just Nintendo making decisions.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was Jack Black's humongus ego bleeding through too much. No soul. I cannot stand Jack Black.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jack Black
      >ego
      He's probably one of the more down-to-earth people to Hollywood, what are you talking about

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie is about an old video game
        >instead, make it about Jack Black being Jack Black listening to rock and singing in his obnoxious Jack Black voice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        may God have mercy on your naive soul

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was Jack Black's humongus ego bleeding through too much. No soul. I cannot stand Jack Black.

          Qrd?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows, maybe he thinks the only reason why Bowser would sing at all is because Jack Black wanted to have a scene like that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Qrd
            - Be talentless guy named Jack Black
            - Cannot sing because he has an ugly voice
            - Cannot act
            - Suspected of making a deal with the devil to be famous despite lack of talen and looks (this the only thing that really explains his stardom)
            - Everything he touches turns into dumb rock and the viewer having to listen to his atrocious
            voice.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lack of looks
              Dummy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the thing is if you think jack black has humility, then you dont really know what humility is. what he uses is pride disguised as humility

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I too think American president Joe Biden is pretty 'punk rock'

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kej

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frig off Jack Black!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine I guess. Not really sure why you're pushing it so hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause I just watched the movie and wanted to talk about it I guess.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for that F-Zero movie to come out

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, i think it's a garbage song. But the way he sang it made it enjoyable in the movie. And that's all you fricking need.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie made me want to frick Peach more than anything in the world.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, she is pure sex.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's jsut a Jack Black thing to have a stupid song. Psychonauts 2 had it but I hold nothing against that game.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does bowser want to do with peach specifically? I know he wants to rule the kingdom with her but this makes it seem like there is more to it. It can't be sex with the sole reason to create offspring since they are different species.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love? Like, legit love for her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing Bluto wanted to do with Olive Oyl. Any more silly questions?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what does bowser want to do with peach specifically?

      Marry her? It has been estabilished for a very long time that Bowser completely loves Peach, but he's still a saturday morning cartoon villain who won't hesitate on destroying kingdoms to have her at his side.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it was cringe. The movie didn't need a singing segment.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario movie should have had a shoutout to Lou Albano or the 90s Mario show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did in the trailer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did at the beginning of the movie with the plumbing commercial.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do Arcane threads get deleted but these ones don't? they're both from video games

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even going to pirate this movie until I can get a version that uses an AI or something to dub over at least Seth Rogan, and maybe even Jack Black too. I used to like people like them, but they made it super clear they are into identity politics, and by their own logic, they do not represent someone like me. So they can frick off.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Even this is utterly confusing.
    And the movie was shit.

    The main message of the movie was about and designed around:
    1) Destroying the 'save the princess' theme so hard that even if it did happen, it was so diluted that it could be waved off as nothing.
    2) Making sure everyone thinks that Nu Peach is Real Peach.

    Along with shiny things, and a side segment of living up to the typical inconsiderate father's expectations, that is the entire movie.
    It was trash made by trash.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at Ganker
    >see normie movie shit

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it for what it was, all I can say is that it could have been a lot worse.

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