23 thoughts on “How’s everyone enjoying the GOTY?”

  1. Metroidhomosexuals in a nutshell
    >Presses A on File Select
    >Alright, so here’s the lore on what’s happened so fa-
    Player: Don’t care
    >Here’s the opening cutsc
    Skipped
    >Now we introduce the EM-
    Don’t care, skip
    >This special weapon lets you
    OH MY GOD, DID I BUY TICKETS TO A FUCKING MOVIE, SKIPSKIPSKIPSKIP
    >Finally has access to the game
    They gave me bombs, why can’t I clip through the ground here and enter this boss room?
    Why do I keep dying in the fire area? Just because I don’t have the Varia suit?
    Just take the fucking controller out of my hands. It’s so fucking railroaded. Babbies First Metroid?
    >While Fighting a boss, there will be moments to counterattack for big da-
    LOL HAHA MORE FUCKING CUTSCENES AND QTES? GOD, TALK ABOUT A METROID SIMULATOR! NINTENDIES DEFEND THIS?
    >You did it, Samus! You saved the galaxy and overcame the Metroid Dread ™!
    It was SHIT. UNBELIEVEABLE, IRRIDEEMABLE TRASH. METROID IS DOA.

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  2. So now that Samus has full control over her "Samus Verde: metroid absorbo" form, is she the strongest being in the entire galaxy? What is even a threat to her anymore?

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    • Probably the company who made the EMMI, sure orange got fucked but whatever horrible gnomish conglomerate managed to overpower samus for so long will probably be a threat later on if they upgrades their machines.

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