How's your house coming along?

How's your house coming along?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i need a mod that increases the room cap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will live in the pod, own nothing, be happy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just share this and not post the art.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you living in a container?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will live in ze pod

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a thing in BotW as well. Bolson/Hudson built several houses in Hateno and every house in Tarrey Town using standardized, modular blocks.
      I think the original plan was to allow the player to build their own house using them in BotW instead of the prebuilt one in the final game, but the tech wasn't ready until TotK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Hyrule has boomers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zelda stole his fucking house

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now he didn’t. They live there together. Why do you want to deny Zelink? Who do you ship link with? What is the motivation here?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hateno is the only place where absolutely nobody knows who Link is.
          Zelda stole his house, kicked him out, and made him go sleep in Purah's basement.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a picture of zelda trapped in a cage on my walls.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless chinkslop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zelda is the very definition of slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slop is your current buzzword when you want to tarnish something without having any actual criticism. Both you and the guy you're replying to are retarded for using it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >29 games over almost 40 years including ports
          Idiot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as if that somehow makes it better lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Makes what better? You're trying to call it slop based on how many releases it has, but given that it's older than most game franchises, 29 releases isn't a lot at all. Are you retarded?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only retard here is you for defending that many remakes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How fucking stupid are chink shills?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how's your transitioning going?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Zelda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vanish when EOS hit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what is private server
        Typical tendie corporate slave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much real money does it cost do make those?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        completely free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker hates on actual games but slurps up gacha black mold
      This is why no one takes your opinions seriously

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker liked tf2 before you were even born, zoom zoom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao tendies be like at least it’s not genchink!
      >goes inside cuckpod

      Lmfao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You realize half of this shit isn't even possible with the base kit and the people who make these have to do even more clipping fuckery than ffxiv players right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't count because uhh... CHINA BAD OK??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like my onlineslop more. Had this plot since 2014.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We posting the good stuff now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sims and Sims 2 is peak gameplay, Sims 3 was peak building, Sims 4 is peak goon cave time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chink gatcha
      opinion discarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drink verification can gacha goy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they mod out the entity limit or what? You place down two rocks and you're already in the red in that game.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despawning in 40 seconds.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They implemented this in such a garbage way
    >no doors
    >no walls
    >green only
    >final destination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the building itself feels half-baked with how you can't store or take rooms out of storage at will. You have to finish building and leave unwanted rooms outside if you want to get rid of them, then go into build mode again.

      Also, you forgot:
      >no windows

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fucking container home
    poverty of the kingdom

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >different beds

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you actually make your own house? What purpose does it serve?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can have a travel point, a goddes statue, a mini-stable, and some weapon storage all in one spot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't make your own house because everything despawns after 30 seconds and you lose all of your responses. It's worse than Fallout 76's system.

        Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >link loses ascend at the end of the game
            very tragic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do the study rooms actually do anything or are they purely cosmetic?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes as in they do something or yes as in purely cosmetic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the fuck you think, moron? name ONE zelda game where something like this has been anything but cosmetic. what purpose could it possibly serve?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                name ONE zelda game before botw that has featured gmod gimmicks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >changing the subject
                lmao

                and there have been wacky physics related stuff since Ocarina of Time, you've never even tried rolling into a cliff edge.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is he running like he's constipated?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              his dick is hard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i havent seen any mini horses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't make your own house because everything despawns after 30 seconds and you lose all of your responses. It's worse than Fallout 76's system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >just the you
        FUCK. I MEANT TO FINISH TYPING THAT OUT BUT GOT DISTRACTED BY MY DAMN CATS.
        anyways, you can make a house, but its just the base rooms. if you try to decorate it yourself things will despawn.

        Does that include weapons on stands?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, weapons on stands are safe.
          but good luck trying to decorate anything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is fake from someone who hasn't played the game, ignore it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with his face?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, after playing ToTK, Gensin looks so much better. Too bad it's not a real game though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and how is it not a real game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's gachashit. A gambling simulator.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's a small part of the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            same with csgo, apex and every other game with an rng mechanic on their items
            just use the usual "it's chinese" cope next time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those games are built around gameplay.
              Genshit is built around gambling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says who? someone who never played it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Played " enough gachas.
                Can't play something that isn't a game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep being ignorant then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but its an actual game with gacha tacked on. its not just an autobattler where the gacha is most of the game.

                [...]
                Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

                you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

                >just the you
                FUCK. I MEANT TO FINISH TYPING THAT OUT BUT GOT DISTRACTED BY MY DAMN CATS.
                anyways, you can make a house, but its just the base rooms. if you try to decorate it yourself things will despawn.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a f2p gacha game, money is ALWAYS the central point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Says the company making billions off it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Casinos like Caesar's Palace, Fifa, and Genshin are not games. They are money extraction devices dressed up to look like games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zelda costs more money to play than genshin does

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can pirate Zelda and mod it however I like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are private servers and mods for genshin too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's theft, and you don't have to do that to play genshin.

                Yes, but you can actually play Zelda.

                what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >.
                >.
                >.
                Back to /gig/ with you little pig.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you acting autistic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is this the cuck schizo's house?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't reply to cuck schizo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bunch of fags in the picture
                >Homosexual texting style
                >Aether picture with amber and two beds
                Yup it's the cuck schizo, also known as the gay ass homo chud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >halfway through 20 fucking 23
                >STILL can't make teapot companions use props or at least sit down on chairs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but you can actually play Zelda.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can actually enjoy zelda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is modded somehow, right? If I went to that layout on my teapot right now the furthest island would be completely blank even if it had buildings on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >northern european architecture made of hewn stone, timber, and steep slanted roofs designed for heavy snowfall LITERALLY RIGHT UP ON on a sandy tropical beach complete with palm trees

          lmaoing my ass off
          fuck chinks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            staggering autism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            blame the retard that made that teapot, he has FOUR other maps to use.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's user-made, retard
            you can use other types of buildings

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why design a coherent and believable game world when you can just ctrl+v assets ripped from other games?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ctrl+v assets ripped from other games?
              What the fuck are you even saying

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually decorating their house

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even genshin impact puts TOTK's "housing" to shame. and that's a free mobile phone game.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to kidnap a bokoblin and bring him to my house but it turns out they vanish after leaving their spawn area

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How'd you trap him? Can you Autobuild the cage around it or something? The game doesn't give a "There's not enough space" message?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty easy to trap stuff in this game with cages
        pick up the cage with ultrahand, rotate it towards bokoblin, he does a jumping attack towards you where he leaves the ground and becomes a ragdoll while airborne. He lands in the cage. He literally jumps into it. Won't try to escape while you seal it up on the other side

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BIG RIGS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he already have a house in hateno village? Why not live there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda threw out all his shit so this is the new man cave.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get yiga schematic
    >It either ups the price of zonite by adding unnecessary dumb shit or its a straight up inefficient design
    I swear they made them all bad on purpose, the only one i have that is actually usable is the overcraft which is literally just 2 pieces, and even then they added a stupid light (+3 zonite tax) on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you want an efficient design you can just netdeck, copy what other people on the internet are doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I stole the Monobike design by removing the two unnecessary lights on it and then favoriting it. Now I can zoom around for just 9 Zonaite.
      I get that the designs are for the Yiga to use in thr dark underground but it doesn't make the additional lights on everything any less annoying.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that the game tries to have the npc nearby in case i want to finish building. But i would appreciate more if he wouldn't stand in the fucking way all the time

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all because I didn't even know it was a thing.

    Haven't even entered the underground at all. Just doing everything I come across that isn't a main story quest in the main world and sky.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting video and pics off the switch is such a hassle

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting to become more and more convinced that ToTK was supposed to be the "Adult link/Dark World" portion of BotW, that just grew too big to finish for that release but falls short of having enough to justify a second game at $70us

    the gemstones you can find have the same descriptions in BotW as TotK but for example rubies "having the power of fire" isn't relevant until you can use Fuse, and these buildings are exactly the same building blocks as that one village you put together in BotW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo literally said it started as DLC. That's why they reused BotW's map.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have never actually seen them admit to it being DLC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was what they first announced it as.

          It was DLC that had become such a big project they decided to make another game instead.

          Which is realistically a stupid thing to even say because DLC shouldn't exist unless you make another game anyway.

          Nothing but literal game breaking bug fixes (ones that prevent you from finishing, nothing more) should be legal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nintendo literally said it started as DLC
            "We had an idea and it was too big for DLC so we added more ideas and made a full game" isn't "It's just a DLC we sold for full price" like retards pretend it is. Lots of games start as lots of weird initial concepts and then don't resemble them later.

            i would say from some item descriptions Fuse was supposed to be base BotW but was held back to be expanded upon/made ridiculous for DLC of the Kingdom

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They did a recent interview, it was vehicle building that was the original pitch bizarrely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo literally said it started as DLC
        "We had an idea and it was too big for DLC so we added more ideas and made a full game" isn't "It's just a DLC we sold for full price" like retards pretend it is. Lots of games start as lots of weird initial concepts and then don't resemble them later.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like
          "we started as a DLC but then we remembered our audiences are made of retarded fanboys so we knew we could get away with it and up the price"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I remember when the Wii U wasn't a failure because muh fanboys too.

            Stop projecting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like you're a shitposting chink and nothing you say matters.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More like U MAD

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintentoddler learns about prefab houses in a videogame.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get bored of this game after 20 hours? I can't even be bothered to reach Tarrey town.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been playing nearly 100 hours and have literally lost 8+ hours at a time twice after saying "one more x".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno how many hours ive played as Nintendo made the weird and pointless decision to only show you the time after like 15 days or something

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda kicks out Link and completely redecorates his house in Hateo he spent tons of rupees on and collecting materials for in the previous game
    >nobody in the village even remembers him, can't do shit, Zelda took complete ownership
    >not even a bed for him
    >has to build his own little container home in the middle of nowhere only for his possessions to despawn
    Jesus, poor fucking Link

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      link can only sleep in beds he owns, he can sleep in the bed at zelda's house.
      then go down the well and read the book.
      those two were ABSOLUTELY fucking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can sleep in dozens of beds in both games anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, and outside of his owned beds he has to gain permission. no permission needed for zelda's house.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he needs permission from her dad
            Incorrect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He has a house on the plateau he can use even when it's occupied in botw
            Plus the shield houses

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not actually occupied, the King is a ghost

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not on the Plateau.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was always a ghost on the plateau

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not actually occupied, the King is a ghost

                yes, and outside of his owned beds he has to gain permission. no permission needed for zelda's house.

                link can only sleep in beds he owns, he can sleep in the bed at zelda's house.
                then go down the well and read the book.
                those two were ABSOLUTELY fucking.

                This is a woman right? there's no way a man spends this much of his day on Ganker shilling ships. Right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy copenhagen

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't afford a house, but i can afford to live in a virtual one

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will live in the pod.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Link own houses in Tarrey Town and Hateno when he lives in Lookout Landing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically the King of Hyrule at this point, why wouldn't he own multiple houses

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that this game has settled once and for all that tendies have absolutely no taste and just will slobber any shit Nintendo throws at them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I only do this with Zelda. I dont play other Nintendo games.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHING CHONG
    BING BONG
    WING WONG

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penn DLC incoming I guess?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is terrible.
    Just ordered mine btw, can't wait
    But it still sucks

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