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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need a mod that increases the room cap.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will live in the pod, own nothing, be happy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just share this and not post the art.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you living in a container?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will live in ze pod

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a thing in BotW as well. Bolson/Hudson built several houses in Hateno and every house in Tarrey Town using standardized, modular blocks.
      I think the original plan was to allow the player to build their own house using them in BotW instead of the prebuilt one in the final game, but the tech wasn't ready until TotK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Hyrule has boomers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zelda stole his fricking house

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now he didn’t. They live there together. Why do you want to deny Zelink? Who do you ship link with? What is the motivation here?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hateno is the only place where absolutely nobody knows who Link is.
          Zelda stole his house, kicked him out, and made him go sleep in Purah's basement.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a picture of zelda trapped in a cage on my walls.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    embarrassing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless chinkslop

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        zelda is the very definition of slop

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slop is your current buzzword when you want to tarnish something without having any actual criticism. Both you and the guy you're replying to are moronic for using it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >29 games over almost 40 years including ports
          Idiot.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            as if that somehow makes it better lmao

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makes what better? You're trying to call it slop based on how many releases it has, but given that it's older than most game franchises, 29 releases isn't a lot at all. Are you moronic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only moron here is you for defending that many remakes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How fricking stupid are chink shills?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how's your transitioning going?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Zelda.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vanish when EOS hit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is private server
        Typical tendie corporate slave

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much real money does it cost do make those?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        completely free

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker hates on actual games but slurps up gacha black mold
      This is why no one takes your opinions seriously

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker liked tf2 before you were even born, zoom zoom.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao tendies be like at least it’s not genchink!
      >goes inside cuckpod

      Lmfao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize half of this shit isn't even possible with the base kit and the people who make these have to do even more clipping frickery than ffxiv players right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't count because uhh... CHINA BAD OK??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like my onlineslop more. Had this plot since 2014.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We posting the good stuff now?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sims and Sims 2 is peak gameplay, Sims 3 was peak building, Sims 4 is peak goon cave time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chink gatcha
      opinion discarded

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      drink verification can gacha goy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they mod out the entity limit or what? You place down two rocks and you're already in the red in that game.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despawning in 40 seconds.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They implemented this in such a garbage way
    >no doors
    >no walls
    >green only
    >final destination

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the building itself feels half-baked with how you can't store or take rooms out of storage at will. You have to finish building and leave unwanted rooms outside if you want to get rid of them, then go into build mode again.

      Also, you forgot:
      >no windows

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking container home
    poverty of the kingdom

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >different beds

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you actually make your own house? What purpose does it serve?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can have a travel point, a goddes statue, a mini-stable, and some weapon storage all in one spot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't make your own house because everything despawns after 30 seconds and you lose all of your responses. It's worse than Fallout 76's system.

        Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >link loses ascend at the end of the game
            very tragic

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            do the study rooms actually do anything or are they purely cosmetic?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes as in they do something or yes as in purely cosmetic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the frick you think, Black person? name ONE zelda game where something like this has been anything but cosmetic. what purpose could it possibly serve?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                name ONE zelda game before botw that has featured gmod gimmicks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >changing the subject
                lmao

                and there have been wacky physics related stuff since Ocarina of Time, you've never even tried rolling into a cliff edge.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is he running like he's constipated?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              his dick is hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i havent seen any mini horses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't make your own house because everything despawns after 30 seconds and you lose all of your responses. It's worse than Fallout 76's system.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >just the you
        FRICK. I MEANT TO FINISH TYPING THAT OUT BUT GOT DISTRACTED BY MY DAMN CATS.
        anyways, you can make a house, but its just the base rooms. if you try to decorate it yourself things will despawn.

        Does that include weapons on stands?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, weapons on stands are safe.
          but good luck trying to decorate anything else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is fake from someone who hasn't played the game, ignore it

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with his face?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, after playing ToTK, Gensin looks so much better. Too bad it's not a real game though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and how is it not a real game?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's gachashit. A gambling simulator.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's a small part of the game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            same with csgo, apex and every other game with an rng mechanic on their items
            just use the usual "it's chinese" cope next time

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those games are built around gameplay.
              Genshit is built around gambling.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                says who? someone who never played it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Played " enough gachas.
                Can't play something that isn't a game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep being ignorant then

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                but its an actual game with gacha tacked on. its not just an autobattler where the gacha is most of the game.

                [...]
                Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

                you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Well, which one is it? Can you make all this shit only for it to despawn?

                >just the you
                FRICK. I MEANT TO FINISH TYPING THAT OUT BUT GOT DISTRACTED BY MY DAMN CATS.
                anyways, you can make a house, but its just the base rooms. if you try to decorate it yourself things will despawn.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a f2p gacha game, money is ALWAYS the central point.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the company making billions off it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casinos like Caesar's Palace, Fifa, and Genshin are not games. They are money extraction devices dressed up to look like games.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            zelda costs more money to play than genshin does

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can pirate Zelda and mod it however I like.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are private servers and mods for genshin too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's theft, and you don't have to do that to play genshin.

                Yes, but you can actually play Zelda.

                what?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >.
                >.
                >.
                Back to /gig/ with you little pig.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you acting autistic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                is this the cuck schizo's house?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't reply to cuck schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bunch of gays in the picture
                >Homosexual texting style
                >Aether picture with amber and two beds
                Yup it's the cuck schizo, also known as the homosexual ass homosexual troony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >halfway through 20 fricking 23
                >STILL can't make teapot companions use props or at least sit down on chairs

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but you can actually play Zelda.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can actually enjoy zelda

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is modded somehow, right? If I went to that layout on my teapot right now the furthest island would be completely blank even if it had buildings on it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >northern european architecture made of hewn stone, timber, and steep slanted roofs designed for heavy snowfall LITERALLY RIGHT UP ON on a sandy tropical beach complete with palm trees

          lmaoing my ass off
          frick chinks

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            staggering autism

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            blame the moron that made that teapot, he has FOUR other maps to use.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's user-made, moron
            you can use other types of buildings

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why design a coherent and believable game world when you can just ctrl+v assets ripped from other games?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ctrl+v assets ripped from other games?
              What the frick are you even saying

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually decorating their house

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even genshin impact puts TOTK's "housing" to shame. and that's a free mobile phone game.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to kidnap a bokoblin and bring him to my house but it turns out they vanish after leaving their spawn area

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How'd you trap him? Can you Autobuild the cage around it or something? The game doesn't give a "There's not enough space" message?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty easy to trap stuff in this game with cages
        pick up the cage with ultrahand, rotate it towards bokoblin, he does a jumping attack towards you where he leaves the ground and becomes a ragdoll while airborne. He lands in the cage. He literally jumps into it. Won't try to escape while you seal it up on the other side

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG RIGS

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he already have a house in hateno village? Why not live there?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda threw out all his shit so this is the new man cave.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get yiga schematic
    >It either ups the price of zonite by adding unnecessary dumb shit or its a straight up inefficient design
    I swear they made them all bad on purpose, the only one i have that is actually usable is the overcraft which is literally just 2 pieces, and even then they added a stupid light (+3 zonite tax) on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want an efficient design you can just netdeck, copy what other people on the internet are doing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I stole the Monobike design by removing the two unnecessary lights on it and then favoriting it. Now I can zoom around for just 9 Zonaite.
      I get that the designs are for the Yiga to use in thr dark underground but it doesn't make the additional lights on everything any less annoying.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that the game tries to have the npc nearby in case i want to finish building. But i would appreciate more if he wouldn't stand in the fricking way all the time

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all because I didn't even know it was a thing.

    Haven't even entered the underground at all. Just doing everything I come across that isn't a main story quest in the main world and sky.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting video and pics off the switch is such a hassle

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting to become more and more convinced that ToTK was supposed to be the "Adult link/Dark World" portion of BotW, that just grew too big to finish for that release but falls short of having enough to justify a second game at $70us

    the gemstones you can find have the same descriptions in BotW as TotK but for example rubies "having the power of fire" isn't relevant until you can use Fuse, and these buildings are exactly the same building blocks as that one village you put together in BotW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo literally said it started as DLC. That's why they reused BotW's map.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have never actually seen them admit to it being DLC.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was what they first announced it as.

          It was DLC that had become such a big project they decided to make another game instead.

          Which is realistically a stupid thing to even say because DLC shouldn't exist unless you make another game anyway.

          Nothing but literal game breaking bug fixes (ones that prevent you from finishing, nothing more) should be legal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nintendo literally said it started as DLC
            "We had an idea and it was too big for DLC so we added more ideas and made a full game" isn't "It's just a DLC we sold for full price" like morons pretend it is. Lots of games start as lots of weird initial concepts and then don't resemble them later.

            i would say from some item descriptions Fuse was supposed to be base BotW but was held back to be expanded upon/made ridiculous for DLC of the Kingdom

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They did a recent interview, it was vehicle building that was the original pitch bizarrely

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo literally said it started as DLC
        "We had an idea and it was too big for DLC so we added more ideas and made a full game" isn't "It's just a DLC we sold for full price" like morons pretend it is. Lots of games start as lots of weird initial concepts and then don't resemble them later.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like
          "we started as a DLC but then we remembered our audiences are made of moronic fanboys so we knew we could get away with it and up the price"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I remember when the Wii U wasn't a failure because muh fanboys too.

            Stop projecting.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like you're a shitposting chink and nothing you say matters.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              More like U MAD

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintentoddler learns about prefab houses in a videogame.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get bored of this game after 20 hours? I can't even be bothered to reach Tarrey town.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been playing nearly 100 hours and have literally lost 8+ hours at a time twice after saying "one more x".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno how many hours ive played as Nintendo made the weird and pointless decision to only show you the time after like 15 days or something

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda kicks out Link and completely redecorates his house in Hateo he spent tons of rupees on and collecting materials for in the previous game
    >nobody in the village even remembers him, can't do shit, Zelda took complete ownership
    >not even a bed for him
    >has to build his own little container home in the middle of nowhere only for his possessions to despawn
    Jesus, poor fricking Link

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      link can only sleep in beds he owns, he can sleep in the bed at zelda's house.
      then go down the well and read the book.
      those two were ABSOLUTELY fricking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can sleep in dozens of beds in both games anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, and outside of his owned beds he has to gain permission. no permission needed for zelda's house.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he needs permission from her dad
            Incorrect

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has a house on the plateau he can use even when it's occupied in botw
            Plus the shield houses

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not actually occupied, the King is a ghost

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not on the Plateau.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was always a ghost on the plateau

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not actually occupied, the King is a ghost

                yes, and outside of his owned beds he has to gain permission. no permission needed for zelda's house.

                link can only sleep in beds he owns, he can sleep in the bed at zelda's house.
                then go down the well and read the book.
                those two were ABSOLUTELY fricking.

                This is a woman right? there's no way a man spends this much of his day on Ganker shilling ships. Right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy copenhagen

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't afford a house, but i can afford to live in a virtual one

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will live in the pod.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Link own houses in Tarrey Town and Hateno when he lives in Lookout Landing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically the King of Hyrule at this point, why wouldn't he own multiple houses

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that this game has settled once and for all that tendies have absolutely no taste and just will slobber any shit Nintendo throws at them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I only do this with Zelda. I dont play other Nintendo games.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHING CHONG
    BING BONG
    WING WONG

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penn DLC incoming I guess?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is terrible.
    Just ordered mine btw, can't wait
    But it still sucks

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