>humans. >humans with longer ears. >humans with slightly longer ears. >red humans

>humans
>humans with longer ears
>humans with slightly longer ears
>red humans
Why are gamers so fricking boring?

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to play as a dirty non-human?

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Human
    >Why human prefer humanoid look ?
    Shocking, more news at 11

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I more don't get why everybody jacks off Sorcerer. Wizard is about learning and understanding how to break reality, clerics are about discipline and faith to bring about the change you want to see. Sorcs just get free MC shit because they have a super powerful bloodline. Wowie.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because wizarding schools are gay as frick. Also cleric are jacked off way harder than sorcerers. Having full access to the strongest spells in the game just because you pray every now and then is the true MC shit

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because having a charisma focus tends to be more fun.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >bros in a game where charisma is 99% of dialogue checks why do people sorc!? Mystery!?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      wizards are nerds
      clerics are altar boys that have to ask daddy for spells every day
      sorcs effortlessly pull spells out of their ass
      I know which one I'm picking (if I'm playing a caster in the first place) (it's warlock)

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because wizards use intelligence in a game where only charisma matters.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY WON'T YOU PLAY MY UGLY GREEN MICHAEL JACKSON COSPLAYER AAAAAAHHH
    this game sucks balls

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of collecting this data? People who play baldur's gate are mentally ill freaks
    >mentally ill freaks picked....ummmmm.... Gayle
    who the frick cares? What am I supposed to do with this information? Why did they share this?
    Woah guys, look, halflings are not popular in the mentally ill troony demographic. Be sure to write this down in case you're working on your next halfling themed game for the mentally ill tumblr morons

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      meds

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You OK?

        Dilate troony

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          meds

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          schizo

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You OK?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      data collection is good because... it just is okay???

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You should totally pick the dragon race!
    >but you don’t get any scales or wings
    >you do get the shittiest dragon breath attack though
    I am not picking the furgay race

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Boring ass normals falling for tiktok marketing scams choose boring characters
    breaking news right there

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >white heterosexual caucasian male
    Yup, it's game time!

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Self inserting trannoids are ruining entertainment. We will never get cool monsters or anything even remotely unique. It's all gonna be human trannies and furry shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're not even self inserting on purpose, they're just too braindead to roleplay as someone else

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Halfings and Gnomes have goofy body proportions that make them look stupid
    Dwarves look ok but move around like morons
    Githyanki and Half-Orcs are just humans but ugiler
    Dragonborn are furry adjacent

    That just leaves the so called boring races

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    We're only human, after all.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Most fantasy races are boring, they have jack shit for history or culture established for them, and their entire population fall into pigeonholed archetypes (except maybe (You)r special snowflake character who breaks the mold, so brave!).
    If I wanted to "roleplay" a dwarf, I'd just make a manlet human who overcompensates by bulking.
    If I wanted to "roleplay" a tiefling, I'd just make a gypsy.
    If I wanted to "roleplay" an elf, I'd just make a DEXgay human who has had several dogs so he knows the transience of creatures with lifespans shorter than him.
    If I wanted to "roleplay" a gnome, I'd make a gnome because gnomes are alright.
    If I wanted to "roleplay" an actual interesting character, I'd make a human.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >playing prescribed characters in an RPG
    Do people really do this when there is an option to just make your own character?

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Total manlet death.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wizards just keep winning.
    Melee cucks in shambles.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >like orcs, want to play one
    >the options are limited and every head option is horrible
    I would even say that the reason elves are over humans here is because there is very few bad faces for them. For as much as people praise this game for its character creation it is action incredibly limited.

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    They're all just variations of humans anon. The only thing 'boring' is todays design standards where everything is so fricking bland that people b***h over the colour of their skin.

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    As a monstergay I'm not gonna pick le human with slight monster features. I'm just gonna pick elves at that point because it's not appealing.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >people would rather play as a lizard than a m*nlet

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks I used default Durge
      Nah, I just made a custom male elf durge instead

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is the best one to play as cause that way you don't have to have him trick you into magic gay sex.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Told to play characters that represent you.
    >They do.
    >NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
    They did what you said. If you didn't want them to pick human, then you should've lock off that option in the first place.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    People are basic b***hes.

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >they had to split 'elf' and 'drow' in the chart or else it'd be a clown-tier blowout
    What makes elves so powerful?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Human looking enough to be hot, otherworldly enough to feel special

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >furgays still seething that 99% of people want to play visually appealing characters instead of the neon and pastel sparkledog races

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >be elven Paladin
    >get all the human b***hes

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Furgay detected

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Human druids are the best.

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Better than a donut steel

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Dwarf monk, I just wish drunken boxing was an option. Second playthrough I did go Dragon Durge thief though.
    Got a friend who wants to play alongside me but I don't know what to choose next.

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >humans
    >humans with larger breasts
    >small humans with larger breasts

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >every race has one breast size
      >theres like 4 wiener options

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Women frick dogs and they think wieners hide inside our bodies so there's no need to make multiple pants models for different wiener sizes

  31. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >have an OC-donut steel character I use for fantasy shit
    >just make him every time
    I just love half elves, elves suffice in case of absence though

  32. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame, because a Githyanki Tav has the most unique interactions out of any race. I was shocked by how often this came into play from the get-go.

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Playing as some wacky stupid races sucks. You think you want to play an orc but it gets old fast. The character can't be taken seriously and the game doesn't have the content there to justify a full orc playthrough in 99% of cases, and if the content is there, if playing an orc makes a big difference you will fricking hate it. Every location you go to you get shit on for being an orc or get pulled in some anti-racist plot where orcs are an analogy for blacks, where if you pick pro-orc options you end up playing an anti-human character and it just feels gross to roleplay that.
    Being a human is always the correct option. It's the least distracting, the most content, you can focus more on your choices and the world instead of what race your character is.
    Playing a human character is the only time you feel good when you stand up for your people.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Then you’re playing orc wrong
      >half orc barbarian outlander
      >intimidate everything
      >get in fights as much possible
      >never wash of the blood
      >spend mayority of nights resting in a jail cell, your allies will bail you out in the morning (because they know you will try to fight your way out otherwise)
      >”Of course I was conceived through rape, how else could I have been born? Consensual sex? You made that up!”
      >carry around the corpses of all your foes
      >if it can’t be solved through brute force, it’s not worth your time. If it’s not worth your time, smash it for wasting your time

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hes a pvptard who spends all his time crying about people playing offline, hes never been right about anything

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tieflings are the worst thing that happened to d&d
    That homosexual crudford shoved them in during 4th ed. Now everyone wants to be a demon with 'oh I'm so misunderstood!' cliche background while wanting to be a spawn of satan
    If I am dming and I see you play a nonevil tiefling I will immediately kick you out

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Tieflings are the worst thing that happened to d&d
      >That homosexual crudford shoved them in during 4th ed.
      It was almost as Bad in the 90's when Drows where the newest hot, so everyone was making Drizzt clones aka Drow but Good.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why did people like Drizzt in the first place?
        I have read the 1st book to try and get it but it's been a constant flow of pure fricking cringe.
        >I'm not like the other gir- i mean- drow
        >my hot sister wants to frick me and I refused
        >OOOOOHHHHH GWENVIVAR, YOUR cat MUSCULATURE MAKES ME HORNY
        >this wizard aimed his wand at me and shot a white beam
        >I am horny for the squids
        >I am horny for the big brain
        >OOOOOHHHHH GWENVIVAR
        >I will stalk this family of farmers
        >i will cry about this family of farmers
        >I will avenge this family of farmers
        >OOOOOHHHHH GWENVIVAR
        >I will connect with le nature
        >I will become chosen of le nature goddess
        >I have become a ranger to justify my dualwielding in DND mechanics
        >OOOOOHHHHH GWENVIVAR
        >I have this EVIL RACIST following me
        >I will go to Icewind Dale
        >EVIL RACIST followed me the whole way
        >I kill the EVIL RACIST
        >I now want to frick this 12yo redhead girl
        >OOOOOHHHHH GWENVIVAR

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >why do people like Drizzt?
          >I read the first book and it's cringe (a word that means "like fan fiction")
          Because he's an OC donut steel. Are you moronic? First time reading something older than you are?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't have this cringe when reading LOTR
            Drizzt was fricking embarrassing.
            And it seems every dnd related book was this cringe back then because when I read Dragonlance it started well enough but then it became some cringe romance RP of random characters.
            And I mean it. It's quite literally a fricking "who wants to frick who" the series with a fantasy background and the most insulting thing was the timeskip between the parts.
            >Romance romance romance
            >part end
            >next book
            >Oh hey guys we had such an amazing adventure where we ventured north and saw this cool frozen dragon skeleton with a rider and we took a spear from him!
            >but anyway, now we're back
            >Romance romance romance romance!
            It's so exhausting

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >tieflings get pushed
      >Aasimar stay niche
      It hurts

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Of course because they are 'goody goody two shoes angelic christian people' and not edgy/satanic which gets too much normalized nowadays

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hes a turbo gay if you actually watch any of his "epic invasions". He spams the same thread crying about people playing offline or single player, spams webms of himself invading only in limgrave or stormveil castle stacking every buff in the game to become practically unkillable when fighting new characters, and when people called him out to duel him he switched to a magic build and did nothing but run away and spam spells

  37. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >spams threads constantly to cry about people playing solo
    >get laughed at for being a cuck
    >"n-n-n-no you're seething not ME!!!!"

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You look like you're seething.
      Quite blatantly too.

  38. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >every white male human is homosexuall

  39. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lizards are fricking ugly.
    Tieflings are fricking lame.
    Dwarves are le wacky race for redditors.

  40. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because all the "non human" races you ever get offered are more akin to human but with a badly modeled animal head on top with worse animations.

  41. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragonborn is more popular than Half-Orc and Dwarf
    kek

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kids always want to play dragons
      there was one ad for 4th edition where bunch of dudes and the kid were playing, everyone was playing humanoids except the kid played a dragonborn

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Half-Orc and Dwarf are mostly played by build autists.

  42. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    human with longer pointy ears is as far as I go. anything from that spectrum is furgay barahomosexualry gay shit and you will die by my hand

  43. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are gamers so fricking boring?
    I unironically played human because they get 25% carry weight. This is probably THE BEST racial bonus in the game.

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