Hurry guys. I'm talking to a hot girl on tinder with silly game quotes like

Hurry guys. I'm talking to a hot girl on tinder with silly game quotes like
>Just a girl looking for Stardew valley in the streets and mass effect in the sheets
I pm'd the shitty cliche of
>I realized its time to talk to beatiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum

Proceeded to tell me she has never gotten a Duke Nukem slide before and shes not upset with it. Tell her its the first time used and said she feels even special now. How do I say something fucking cheesier about her feeling special. I know you guys have good roasts and funny pick up lines.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP you're getting catfished

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Doubt. I even went out with a Thai last week.

      girl, has anyone ever told you that you were custom built for bbc?

      I'm white but my peen is aight.

      if you have to ask its already too late for you

      It became to late so I improvised.

      I cannot talk in a colorful way, I can only use objective language.

      Lol what.

      If you want to know her worth, just say
      >Jas!
      And see what she says

      Dunno what that means.

      • 1 week ago
        Hitch

        Just keep the conversation going, keep asking questions. Don't stop asking questions. Ask what her favorite games are.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad. But won't TOO many questions just be one sided if she won't roll back? I don't want to carry more convos always.

          • 1 week ago
            Hitch

            Sadly for dating apps and shit, you are fighting 1000 dudes for attention. The fact you got a reply back is a miracle.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If dudes weren't so fuckin eager to match with anyone . It's fine though. I like that most of you are losers. More pussy for me.

      • 1 week ago
        Hitch

        Also cool down with the compliments a bit. Throw them out as like a dog treat. Don't reply within seconds, give sometime when you really start talking so she has to kind of fight for your attention.

        After you talk about games, try another media (movies etc) and then ask about her life, what she does and go from there. Dont stop asking questions.

        Also if you hate something she likes, save your sperging.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I'm done with the compliments after 1 or 2. The 3rd one always goes for the date if we get too close or they do something cute.
          >Also if you hate something she likes, save your sperging.
          Yeah I've been thinking about this a lot. It makes me shallow the moment I reveal anything I dislike so I'm trying to let people enjoy what they like.

          • 1 week ago
            Hitch

            You can talk about something you dislike like months in, but when you're building first impressions, you almost have to sell the best version of yourself. Don't super lie, but if you're trying to do something, drop the trying, you're doing.

            If you talk about what you dislike, its like complaining about work and dumping shit when you are getting to know each other. Questions subconsciously make her feel important and she will feel as if she is desired in some way. Works well if she lacks a father figure. If she does, ask her about her father and what he does. It'll make associations with you and her father.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Good advice there.
              >If you talk about what you dislike, its like complaining about work and dumping shit when you are getting to know each other. Questions subconsciously make her feel important and she will feel as if she is desired in some way.
              That's an interesting way of viewing things. Thanks for that one I will remember that in the future for anyone.
              > It'll make associations with you and her father.
              Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

              • 1 week ago
                Hitch

                Think of this way: Do you want some average lookiing hoe just talk to you to complain about shit all day? Nah it sounds like if you hitch with her, you'll be stuck in a dumpy house and a mundane life. Women want someone who seems theres more in the box than they let off in a good way.

                Trust me when I say that every fucking woman wants to fuck their father. Especially if they are absent in their lives. Thats why they dress the way they do.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                NGL thats fucked up and at the same time makes sense because its a social pattern I've definitely noticed. Also I did used to say shit like I'm gonna marry you to my mom when I was 3 which I obviously didn't know what I was saying or doing much but I can understand how these subconscious shit works.

              • 1 week ago
                Hitch

                It takes practice and time p much. You shouldn't focus on subconsciously fucking with her too much, just keep asking questions about her, seem interested, stagger replies sometimes. Also if shes interested in a date possibly, set one up asap. Once you go on that date, maybe ask to take it off the app.

                In the date, just be friendly and be yourself. She will know you're nervous but don't worry it about too much. A movie also allows no room to talk to her, invite her to dinner.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh don't worry too much about me and dates bro. I am myself and usually don't feel too anxious unless they get a bit quiet and no conversation rolls then it makes me a bit panicky. But over all my most issue is just starting to talk to women, the ice breaker after seems to flow easier for me. And sex wise, I can hold off for now. My friend told me the other day he hooked up first date with someone so its not entirely impossible but I can wait it out since I do want to have someone around.

                1. Don't ask Ganker for advice about women
                2. Someone please post that spreadsheet the one anon made for playing Smash Bros with a girl

                Yeah I know. Its that they wrote video game cheesy lines so I thought I'd jump the opportunity to see if something funny rolled.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To be clear, I'm definitely not saying you said anything wrong in that screencap. I just think the Smash Bros pic is funny and want to save it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah for sure I know you didn't mean anything bad. Also kinda interested the moment you mentioned it.

                If dudes weren't so fuckin eager to match with anyone . It's fine though. I like that most of you are losers. More pussy for me.

                Yeah that's a crappy mentality. Even if its true but this is how I learn to grow up and learn to talk.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think I found it. Is this it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, thank you. You are a true fren

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I just heard the tinder noise. She replied to me asking her about casual or serious dating and what she likes. I'm gonna give it a bit and see whats up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm willing to bed if I tell her if she wants comfort she would say yes lol.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                to bet*

              • 1 week ago
                Hitch

                Not ready for anything serious, so dont push anything too serious obviously. But that feeling can change over time, especially where she says (Time and person). Shes open but shes on tinder. Lmfao even.

                Also limit your messages to like one, firing off a bunch of annoying in instant messages.

                Ask her what she does for work/school, move it to her.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gotcha. I'm sure she meant Uni too since shes 25. I've heard a lot of people still call uni School so I'm not gonna worry. Good thing I got a Bachelors Degree so she might get the sense I'm not gonna be emotionally unavailable fully if she needs someone atm.

              • 1 week ago
                Hitch

                >emotionally unavailable fully if she needs someone atm
                Gotta play the game son. If you're too available, she will look elsewhere to fight for attention. Dog treats. But dont starve her. Too much and youre friend zoned.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is solid advice OP.
                I'll add that if you fuck up and notice her distancing then go cold for a while. She'll start wondering what's up with you and try to get back your attention.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This happened with the Thai girl I mentioned this 2 weeks but I asked her whats wrong and she gave me bullshit excuses on how she just prefers being alone and making friends. I would have been fine about that if she had been honest from the start or the first date. I cut her off asap when she gave me the
                >we can still be friends
                Its not the first time I get this and no one ever reaches you out or asks you to meet after. I cordially told her that this is not what we had talked about at the beginning of trying to date or how she was showing signs of interest and even held my arm and we held hands. She still has me on instagram so I'm going to assume eventually her neurons will kick in and get curious. But I lost 100% interest in her right now.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I asked her whats wrong
                That makes you look needy in female brain language. You doubled down in your fuckup. If you notice her distancing, you must act like you didn't notice and she isn't even in your mind. She has to believe you are too busy and focused in your own business to be worrying about her (which should be true in the first place).
                >I would have been fine about that if she had been honest from the start or the first date.
                Her answer was not true in the first place. She just felt put off by your neediness, and then rationalized that feeling into that excuse.
                Don't ask a woman to be clear and upfront. She will not. Just play the game as

                >emotionally unavailable fully if she needs someone atm
                Gotta play the game son. If you're too available, she will look elsewhere to fight for attention. Dog treats. But dont starve her. Too much and youre friend zoned.

                pointed out and learn from your mistakes on the way.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable. About that tho. I work 2 jobs so I'm not gonna be hourly available so it evens out for me which is why I feel comfortable saying that. Don't get me wrong tho bro. I am trying out new things in my life. I just pre ordered the Osmose Synthesizer and my best friend let me borrow her Korg fm volca to practice. On June hopefully I will have learned to use FL studio or Ableton so I'm not always gonna be 100% for everyone.

              • 1 week ago
                Hitch

                For synths, look into behringer clones. I love the Model D clone.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >behringer
                That looks like a solid Synth. The reason why I got the osmose is because it has pressure and shake sensitivity and tap. 500 presets, easy ui and the noises sound fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXb4jeBpqyc&t=421s He says he gets goosebumps when he plays it but I literally cried hearing the noises.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    girl, has anyone ever told you that you were custom built for bbc?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you have to ask its already too late for you

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot talk in a colorful way, I can only use objective language.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to know her worth, just say
    >Jas!
    And see what she says

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1. Don't ask Ganker for advice about women
    2. Someone please post that spreadsheet the one anon made for playing Smash Bros with a girl

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I know you guys have good roasts and funny pick up lines.
    Ganker here. I've got a few.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If she's sassy pull the
    >Excuuuuuuse me princess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck yeah thats a good one.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unironically asking Ganker about how you should talk to women. Ngmi.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek. Sometimes you gotta do funny things in life to figure out your next move. So far all these anons been pretty cool. Plus shes a gamer so I needed gamers opinion.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just be yourself

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