Hwachas werent even invented yet during the mongol invasion of Tsushima. Westoids are this dumb

Hwachas werent even invented yet during the mongol invasion of Tsushima. Westoids are this dumb

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for not giving a frick about ching chong history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're going to be racist at least be correct about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mongols are ching Chong, Japanese are nips

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            chinese say ching chu and japanese say jing ju homie i really don't care

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah racism is way better when it's blatantly innacurate because it pisses people off a lot more. Ever called a jeet a paki? gets them fricking fuming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good point.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They said it was for the coolness factor. Same reason why half of your armor in the game is sengoku period armor instead of more period appropriate kamakura era armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They said it was for the coolness factor.
      So just like how Yasuke being a samurai is cool?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but Yasuke being a main character and samurai is cringe DEI/rainbow capitalism bullshit. All the people defending don't actually like it either, they are either getting paid or pretending to like it to "own le chuds". In the latter case, they'll turn around and b***h about rainbow capitalism while being too stupid to know, or too psychopathic to care, about their hypocrisy only further encouraging the very thing they b***h about.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next you're gonna tell me a Hwacha doesn't actually work like a fricking infinite ammo katyusha.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rule of cool >>>>> literal dogshit >>>>>> YIIK: a postmodern RPG > historical accuracy > accessibility options in video games

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found it kinda funny that in game a japanese woman teaches mongols, possibly the best horse archers in history, how to shoot a bow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from what I gathered, the Way of the Bow is more than just hitting the target with an arrow. Ishikawa talks about Tomoe teaching the mongols about military tactics, maximising the value of few skilled archers, taking advantage of japan's geography etc.
      I had more of an issue with Mongols never actually fighting on horseback.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I had more of an issue with Mongols never actually fighting on horseback
        Eh, I don't like horseback combat anyways. I guess it was alright in BOTW/TOTK, but I can't think of another game that has fun horseback mechanics.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still need to check this one out, but I thought this was more of a tactics game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It depends. Your own character is very relevant in combat, especially in the early stages. In late stages you still put in some work since you might want to mow down some of the elite enemy forces with your noble tier equipment.
              Couched lance moves and horse archery are great too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the patrols did, but this is a problem the Mongols had IRL in Japan, and why they got BTFO so hard on the second invasion on their attempt on the mainland Part Two (they took Tsushima and Iki again lel).
        They were stuck in the harbors and inlets like morons when the storm dashed them to pieces, and even if you don't buy that story, it's a historical fact they made almost zero inroad on the mainland.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the mongols got fricked because of the sea of Japan. over half of their armies fricking died from the stormy waters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Afaik, the mongols never actually engaged in mounted combat during the invasion of japan. Most of the army consisted of chinese and korean soldiers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mary Sue power. Game is not woke by the way ;^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would mongols know how to use Japanese bows? Because they're both recurve? The Yumi is one of the longest bows in the world and fires fricking 38 inch arrows.
      I'm a longbow fanboy, but the Yumi is quite something in the hands of someone trained to use it, while the English longbow was easy to make and easy to train people to use (yes, you did need massive strength to use it which is why practice was mandated for so long in English law)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have turned uncle shimura into aunt shimura. That would have been great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder the invasion failed, you shouldn’t send children to do a man’s job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think horse archery has anything to do with regular ranged archery? They are extremely different. Best regular archers in Olympics are Koreans and Americans, not Mongols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're forgetting that this army is mostly conquered Koreans and Chinamen, not actual Mongorians

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poetic licence you turbo-autist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be literally off historical events by hundreds of years.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither were Katana

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asians cant even invent hwachas
    >call westerners dumb

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer until they fix the CPU bug?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished GoT but I don't feel like I killed enough moko-domo. What else should I play to sate my thirst for Mongol blood?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fancy arrow quiver on wheels.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they should have added Black folk instead

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game filled with PAWAFUL WYMYN WARIAZ?
    Why is Gin Sake a parkour master and why is he a turbo white knight ignoring every code he was raised with? Why does a game about killing mongol mutts have very little combat and why didn't the mongols put big legs on those strongholds with the invisible minigun archers so they could conquer the world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >very little combat
      There's so much fricking combat. What the hell are you talking about? There's like 4, or 5 forced stealth segments. The rest is hands on face to face slaughter if you want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering you fight every single random encounter they come in groups of ~5. You kill 3 with a showdown and the rest need 2-3 hits each. Larger groups can only be found in missions or camps both of which are finite and they still die instantly. It has very little combat but it seemed a lot to you because it is indeed a chore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With Sakai armor you get 5 standoff streaks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this game filled with PAWAFUL WYMYN WARIAZ?
      because in the first 5 minutes of the game you didn't play, all the samurai of the island DIED you fricking moron
      fricking moron
      fricking moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, this is like the third time I've seen some moronic shitposter not know that on this hellscape board. It's funny that a game had a built in "Didn't play the game" detector.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, this is like the third time I've seen some moronic shitposter not know that on this hellscape board. It's funny that a game had a built in "Didn't play the game" detector.

        >All the samurai died (not really) so all that remains is a non-trivial number of already highly trained warrior women that can take out multiple mongols that raped the aforementioned samurai in the initial battle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LITERALY all the samurai minus like 3 that got held up died, moron-kun. And yes, the wives of a fricking warrior caste who were trained from birth to fight with polearms and bows know how to fight
          Actual clown LOL

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >le womyn succeed where the men have failed
            It's moronic, and you have to be moronic yourself to be desensitized to bullshit to this degree.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's moronic, and you have to be moronic yourself to be desensitized to bullshit to this degree.
              Like I expect a mentally ill homosexual ZOOMER to have watched any of the movies this game is aping
              LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't watch movies, it's a video game board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't play video games either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the samurai movies where the women are almost solely royalty that gets sick and dies from a breeze? Most fighting you'll get is from the psycho in Red Beard and don't imply a woman taking someone by surprise and stabbing him makes her a warrior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                except for all the ones where they're not, and how all the women in the game suffer terrible, shit fates, moron-kun?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoyed the many examples you posted.
                くそ野郎

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoyed the many posts you made about a game you didn't play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is such a cope take.
        >Yeah bro these bands of bandit rapist robber pirates are lead by women because... because... THE SAMURAI DIED OKAY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't play the game so you don't know that most of the men of Iki died to Jin's father
          lel
          of course

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I played it
            Yes you're moronic
            Yes you're coping
            The game is fun but a feminist frickfest and your pathetic attempts at justifying it are ridiculous.
            >A-ALL THE SAMURAI DIED! THE MEN ARE ALL DEAD! IGNORE THE FACT THAT EVERY BANDIT YOU FIGHT IS EXCLUSIVELY MALE, THERE ARE STRAWHATS, NOT EVERY MALE SAMURAI IS DEAD, AND IT IS NOT LIKE THIS IS REAL HISTORY AND THEY DIDN'T WRITE IT LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE
            The game went out of its way to feature too many stronk womyn. You could have kept Lesbian Granny and Yuna, and it would be fine. Instead most of the important characters are women and most of the important men turn out to be bad guys or get killed or both.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is such a cope take.
              >Yeah bro these bands of bandit rapist robber pirates are lead by women because... because... THE SAMURAI DIED OKAY

              This would be ok if the women were at least hot
              But they're all ugly and/or grannies
              You can really feel that ESG pandering money

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna bang the Grammy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd totally frick lady masako. too bad she's all dried up and her clan is dead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yuna is hot cope.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >random screenshot of someone's Steam
              >didn't know basic huge story beats of the game
              exposed you Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro I literally beat the game. I can summarize the entire story for you. They already came up with a reason for your "Sensei" (AKA archer dude) to not have died, they could have had more important male characters if they wanted. Also, when I was referring to pirate leader I was talking about both the DLC island as well as the criminal city you go to, I just forget the name. Its leader is also a woman. Meanwhile your Uncle turns into a bad guy. Your best friend turns into a bad guy for no good reason. Sensei lets the archer lady who killed a bunch of people and taught his way of the bow to the mongols go because... she dindu nuffin I guess. Lesbian Grandma literally tries to kill Jin after breaking a promise and he instantly forgives her. Yuna's brother dies because Jin goes full moron and tells him to help him after he shows up unexpectedly. The eagle is a woman. You have the dumb merchant companion who is a piece of shit 95% of the time and just lies and scams and is cowardly (but has a change of heart at the very end of the DLC when he lets the kid go to the mainland). I played the fricking game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're playing a snoy game, what did you expect? Pirate this shit, and let's be honest, compared to modern troon shit this is nothing, all in all GoT is good enough compared to Ubitrash Yasuke and Naoe trainwrecks.
              GoT2 will be pozzed to hell and back, but at least we got a decent samurai game with this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DID YOU EVEN PLAY THE GAME YOU MOTHER FRICKING moronic BASTARD? DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY? YOU SIR ARE AN butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Gin Sake a parkour master
      I honestly hate that fact. I'm not against some basic climbing, like climbing on top of a yurt but Jin going full Aloy is immersion breaking. They should've kept it at grapple and some basic climbing but rock climbing shouldn't have been in the game imo.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glorious Korean invention

    Why can't I kill Koreans and Chinese auxiliaries in this game

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know samurai wasn't supposed to use katanas during that time period? Developers themselves literally said they priorotized fun over historical accuracy.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes it obvious that it was Koreans who attempted to invade Japan. Before Nobunaga and Shimoseki.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you find out Bushido didn't exist at that time either, and honor was literally just, "Achieve victory, and don't run away like a coward and embarrass your family if you're losing, just take death like a man."

    It's almost like Sucker Punch was purposely being anachronistic so the game would embody the modern spirit/feeling of Samurai and honor. Or as you would probably say, "They were going for a specific vibe."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bushido didn't exist in general. Nobody would've given a shit about Jin's actions. Samurai swords as shown in the game weren't until Taira no Masakado in 940 so I think the anon who mentioned it was wrong there, but the armor would've been pretty different looking.
      They said they knew that but did it for Rile of Cool and not setting the game in the Sengoku like everything else, and the obvious movie aping.
      I think that's fine but I personally would've loved to seen period armor because iirc it's never been done in gaming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because iirc it's never been done in gaming.
        Shogun 2 TW dlc - Rise of the Samurai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moderately strange to pick a specific era and invading force and then shove whatever you want into it for vibes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao imaging putting rockets on arrows and "firing" arrows instead of using a bow like civilized people

    Chinese warfare was so dumb

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo women can fight tooo
    against teenage boys maybe, and only if they've been rigorously trained. no chance if the boy has been trained

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you give a woman a spear she can skewer a homosexual with a sword, with minimal training

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only in very contrived situations. in other words, no

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't care about the historical accuracy of this game, but real life was way cooler. the mongols got fricked hard by the two typhoons that went through the sea of Japan in 1274 and 1281.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was liked that they gave Jin the weather changing flute, like the ones they used to sink the mongols irl.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to zoom the camera out, I keep getting hit in the back because I can't see enemies behind me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      some times the camera angles are real shit in this game. at least on pc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's an FoV slider in the settings. never had the problem you're describing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        field of view is how far you can see in the distance. new to PC games?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you may be confusing it with LoD? FoV is how wide your view is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >is typically measured as an angle, although whether this angle is the horizontal, vertical, or diagonal component of the field of view varies from game to game. The FOV in a video game may change depending on the aspect ratio of the rendering resolution. In computer games and modern game consoles the FOV normally increases with a wider aspect ratio of the rendering resolution
            I guess we're both correct

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, not really. Sounds more like we're both wrong. I'm wrong because it's not just width. You're wrong because it doesn't affect how far you can see. From my experience sight range is usually labeled Rendering Distance, with LoD governing the quality of distant objects.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'm using Gothic as an example because the fov is the render distance. that's an old game though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'm using Gothic as an example because the fov is the render distance. that's an old game though

                but I have fov maxed out on this game on pc, and I still have shit camera angles in fights

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The camera distance is dynamic and the fov slider only helps a tiny bit as usual with these console games. But I haven't really had a big issue with it myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      besides the shit camera angles what else gets me is the auto lock on. Who the frick thought that was a good idea?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That should only happen if you're supposed to "investigate" some area. During fights it's usually zoomed out to see enough around you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      but I have fov maxed out on this game on pc, and I still have shit camera angles in fights

      I don't know what to tell you, anon. I never had an issue with it and my FoV isn't even maxed. You're in full control of the camera while fighting and the distance is pretty generous, so if somebody I didn't see got me, I felt more like it was my fault than the game's. Just pay attention to your surroundings. Or don't let them surround you in the first place. You've got ninja shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stances are bloat in every game I've seen them. Doesn't help that enemies is this one attack non-stop so the heavy attacks rarely go through and stagger much worse than just a dodge/parry and a couple quick attacks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you're getting attacked nonstop as you say it should be easy to perfect parry/dodge and demolish them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the stances in Nioh. The GoT stances piss me off a bit, but only because switching them isn't always instant. The tiny delay cost me my life a few times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can switch between them instantly on PC with the jumber keys, even during blocking or dodging so its always fluid and responsive for me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, I'm playing on a controller. Strange to see the kb&m being superior in a game of this kind.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fighting an enemy
          >game comes to a complete stop
          >DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SWITCH STANCES TO BEAT THESE ENEMIES
          >TRY IT OUT RIGHT NOW
          >DO IT OR WE WON'T RESUME THE GAME
          Frick off just let me play

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lord sockeye

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are there any mods for the pc game yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly armor recolors, some patches, better textures etc. Also mewing Jin for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was this doing beind the house of that girl in the kappa mission? Thought at first the girl killed her dad and was crying wolf but this never came up at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot dead bodies and gore in weird places all over the island they let some bored psycho intern have a field day with decorating

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn mongorians and their anachronistic siege equipment

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love the traveler armor
    >annoying green firefly keeps popping up everywhere
    FRICK OFF

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