Hyenas

Are you ready to show those h*cking billionaire b*stards who's BOSS?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is their logo like hammer and sicle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the team that made Alien Isolation? Sad they'll never make another good game again. That'll show those chuds!
      Makes sense looking back, strong female character. and doesn't the white guy turn out to be the bad guy? They all follow the same formula

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and doesn't the white guy turn out to be the bad guy?
        There wasn't really a human villain in Alien:Isolation. There's Weyland-Yutani but the only faces they but to that company in A:I are all decent people. There's a lot of people who do bad things but mostly for understandable reasons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        overwatch DLC characters update are all non-european until sigma release, which is considered a villain lol. i hate this shit, even as an south east asian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather Nami had been black?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ayo we iz anime n shiiieeett

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't even bother picking the right hair dye color.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the actual fuck is that pic. I was actually planning to watch the Netflix OP. Now I'm not so sure.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's actually pretty good, she is the only one who was blacked

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not only her, but I let this one slide since it was funny to see such a comically fat black guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because CA is the most progressive/liberal studio in the UK. They're all literally socialists, chuds and women. Ironically, all white

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the smell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the average testosterone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you told me this was a studio in southern Cali, i wouldn't even question it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not enough obesity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see nothing but a bunch of British people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because CA is so progressive they took the 200 million on purpose just so those capitalist pigs at SEGA lost money and now they will attempt to go bankrupt on purpose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like a Masonic symbol to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the other guy said; its masonic looking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good eye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just corpo art.
      >Same thing
      You know damn well what I mean.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think they feel safe doing this on purpose?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just corpo art.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game comes out
    >gets shilled heavily by e-celebs for two weeks
    >game is completely dead within the first month
    >sega announces they shut down CA because that shit cost them $200 million
    Can't wait.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That'll show those billionaire b*stards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that shit cost them $200 million
      Didn't they claim it's going to be a billion dollar game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Moose

        https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sega-says-its-super-game-plan-is-multiple-games-and-may-use-nfts/
        They're using the "Super Game" thing to mean multiple projects that they're giving high budgets to, not a single game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the billion dollar game is slated for 2025/early 2026.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mandalore did a twitter review of it and how fucking awful it is because it wasn't worth a video. The objective is ALWAYS Sega Merch, it's so fucking soulless. Don't capture the crystals, capture the fucking Sonic plushie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got a link?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be great. CA killed Total War and they must suffer for that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOTAL CA DEATH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game comes out
      >gets shilled heavily by e-celebs for two weeks
      >game is completely dead within the first month
      >sega announces they shut down development of 20 great japanese games to keep CA afloat
      This is what happened with Aliens: Colonial Marines
      kiss goodbye to crazy taxi, jet set radio and a bunch of other stuff in development

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kiss goodbye to crazy taxi, jet set radio
        Bomb Rush Cyberfunk came out and proved we don't need Sega anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The upcoming JSR and Crazy Taxi games are going to be live services. You don't want them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good riddance

      whatever talent the company had, it's been overrun with diversity hires and retards

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trans jokes are not funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trans jokes are n-ACK!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KNACK 2 BABY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theyre hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trannies themselves are the joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JOIN THE PACK
      CRANK YER HOGS BOYS

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you ready to show those h*cking billionaire b*stards who's BOSS?
    Yeah, by not buying the game.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit makes modern Cliffy B's games look like unique pieces of art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he the guy that collaborated Vinny being a sexual predator despite the claims being verifiable as false? He also has a contract for cameos appearing in others' videos that he takes 65/35 if his channel has more subscribers and 55/45 if his channel has less on ad revenue for the video

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This shit makes modern Cliffy B's games look like unique pieces of art

        Yeah, fuck that moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would I know, I don't go on kiwifarms

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make him wrong though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He retweeted an allegation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was just following orders

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He also has a contract for cameos appearing in others' videos that he takes 65/35 if his channel has more subscribers and 55/45 if his channel has less on ad revenue for the video

        Good, don't need some low viewer losers trying to leech off some fame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck do you people even know all this?
        I can't even match most eceleb's names to anything, much less have dossiers on their activities like this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vinny used to be one of us around the same time Notch was. He's quite possibly the only tolerable streamer out there, and also his band is pretty good if you're into 90s/2000s era rock.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think Vinny ever browses Gankerthese days?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably not, he seems to not interact with many people online at all. Not on X/Twitter, not on Facebook, nothing. He took up a hobby of feeding ducks after his attempted cancellation and spends most of his time outside.

              He still does use Ganker memes sometimes from what I've seen. I've heard him say dicky before.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god those emblems are gayest shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if only you knew how bad things really are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think his chat just feeds him those memes anyway

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably not, but sometimes in Vinesauce threads there are posts that kind of sound like his writing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he rarely still slips into using general channer and Ganker lingo but he's probably not a regular lurker these days

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like Joel because he reminds me of myself before this website made me hate everything I used to love.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Giving a shit for literally any of this
        >KNOWING THIS AUTISTIC DOG SHIT TO BEGIN WITH
        how does ANY of this even make him wrong?
        >H-HE SUPPORTED SOMEONE BAD, THAT MEANS HIS (RIGHTFULLY BASED) TAKE IS WRONG AND STUPID AND INVALID!!
        this is your brain on twitter and kiwichud drugs

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY H*CKITY H*CKIN H*CK H*CK
    I'M GONNA JOIN THE *ACK

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that guy a multimillionaire? lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why he wants to get paid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't make me get the guy-coming-out-of-a-well comic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you think of that comic at all is discrediting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro you drink 12 dollar coffee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here u go senpai

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy had some real solid comics before he became obsessed with chudism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but he actually earnt all those millions unlike the fat cats on wall street who didn't. He deserves to be rich. Bankers and brokers don't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he a nepo baby whose uncle is some media mogul or something

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy mother of brainwashing!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gay twitch streamer "influencer"
          >"earned it"
          old soviet union workers would have lynched you gays during the revolution

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was born into what most people would describe as wealth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Earnt all those millions
          Doing what exactly?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sucking off his uncle's teat until some of the riches finally trickled down to him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            leeching off his uncle and getting neckbeards and underage proto neckbeards to give him their parents' credit cards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BAIT OR WILLING IGNORANCE CALL IT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *willful

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah, but he actually earnt all those millions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is b8, however
          >people that work extremely hard to earn an education, a well-paying job, and sacrifice much of their youth in pursuit of these goals = didn't earn it
          >some guy that used familial connections and his looks to secure a position as an "influencer" scamming gullible people = earned it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meritocracy is a myth, people get wealthy through sheer luck. You seem to agree with Hasan.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on where you live. My parents educated themselves and generated millions through hard labor and sacrifice, but that isn't possible in most countries. Hasan is a millionaire because he knows how to play the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Put me in the screencap!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. He really wants to pay for a new house.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now he thinks people with 8 and even 9 figures aren't that bad, and it's only billionaires that are the evil ones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so literally Bernie Sanders

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.
        He's also always bitching about how the rich should be taxed more.
        And then he gets taxed in Mexico because he's rich... and starts to complain about being taxed.
        the only reason he's rich and famous is because his uncle is the gay who runs The Young Turks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And then he gets taxed in Mexico because he's rich... and starts to complain about being taxed.
          he thinks he was shaken down by corrupt officials using taxes as a guise, I don't think he's really ranting about having to pay taxes here despite that being the very literal interpretation, but each to their own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those aren't actual taxes. If somebody in a airport in mexico makes up a tax on the spot, that's just a forced bribe. you'd be pretty annoyed too if some guy in a uniform made up a tax that he wanted in cash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in case anyone thinks of being a smartass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oprahandtherock.mp4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I millionaire capitalist who streams on Twitch (Amazon), steals other people's content, then acts like he a socialist in a 3 million dollar home in California.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H*cking based bro! You show 'em how we do things in the hood! Here's five bucks bro, keep up the good work!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey unsuccessful people! Successful people are the BAD guys!
      *Goes after upper middle class and lower upper class whites ignoring actual billionaire banker garden gnomes*
      Many many such cases

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was the tactic used in the Russian "Revolution"

        The Industrialists convinced the lower class to attack the middle class, so the middle class would pose no threat to them as they attacked and replaced the Nobility. Afterward, the Nobility were destroyed, the Industrialists held everything, and everyone not them were now dirt poor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sure but if I name those same people, police show up to harass me and this gay cheers them on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make the rich pay
      Venmo me, bitch. Don't you do that Robin Hood trick either where I become the rich and have to pay your sorry ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, make Hasan pay for his crimes against humanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he had a dick in his mouth in this picture he’d actually look less gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      classic bernie sanders technique
      >WE NEED TO FIGHT THE MILLIONAIRES
      >becomes millionaire
      >AHEM ACTUALLY ITS THE BILLIONAIRES
      what, all 5 of em? take ALL of their money and redistribute it and literally noones quality of life improves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mmm, and is Bernie Sanders in the room with us right now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hassan really should pay the people he steals shit from since they're his bread and butter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you can get this shirt for the low low price of $49.99! Isn't it awesome, fellow anonymouses??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody's posted it yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post the gay fairy kicks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that jeff the killer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the cope for this is that he's just like engels or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the rich have issues with the concept of payments?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is this for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      investors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they're the enemy in this game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They know everyone hates them and they don't care

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rich kids that hate their parents?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically enough multi-millionaires who are friends with someone who made fat stacks on Fortnite and want to repeat that success
      No one wants to actually play this, I doubt anyone even wants to make this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i guess those kinds of people don't understand that there is no point in making another fortnite game when fortnite still exists

        it's not like a movie that goes on for 2 hours and then it's over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, and Game as a Service is expensive for the customer which means they'll most likely only end up playing one. But that doesn't matter and now you have a slough of games no one asked for because a few years ago a bunch of suits wanted to have their own Fortnite/Destiny/Genshin
          Same reason why so many movie studios started doing cinematic universes a few years after Avengers came out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically the first thing to do this that I'm aware of was actually books. While there had been some reuses over the years, Stephen King's The Dark Tower series not just hints but fully combines most of his shit into one lore.

            I'm surprised no one has taken it up since the onslaught of movie universe shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stephen kind is just not a great writer though so who gives a shit. If it had no been for stanley kubrick he would have vanished without a trace

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up you disingenuous shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi developer! Your game sucks and will shutdown your studio! Should have made another Alien game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESG representatives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Marketing and writing departments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who isn't a chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one

      just like babylon's fall and exoprimal, these games exist because the company making them want the MICROTRANSACTION BUXXXXXXXXXXX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The west. Like most of the shit Sega has produced. They are the original soulless westaboo game devs.

      Only of many reasons Sonic has never been good is being entirely designed as a soulless westaboo marketing ploy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers who are too busy playing Fortnite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Game with a bajillion references to the 80s and these characters
        >Zoomers
        This shit is for millenials except they have all moved on from the 80s wank already. The game needs more colors to capture zoomer attention

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not enough mentions of le student debt for it to be aimed at millennials

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      non-straight, non-white, non-male gamers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only customer that matters; Larry Fink

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can't be giving out THAT much cash, these flops are pretty ruinous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently he can and apparently they're not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His investment firms have more capital than most governments, and they are far more economically stable than them. As long as his ESG score scheme can keep pushing companies to expend capital that inadvertently lands back in the hands of his firms, he can continue to dish out as much money as he wants. Welcome to the biggest money laundering scheme in history, all in the name of DEI.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paper money is not real, anon. Hope you're stacking silver.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought golds the one you want to secure money in.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No fucking metal is worth it unless you can exchange it for fiat easily retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White liberal millennials who aren't going to play this game in the first place.
      RIP in piss, Creative Assembly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOBODY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chudtoons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Investors
      >People who know nothing about video games invest in video game company
      >Get enough sharea to dictate shit
      >Asks the comoany to make the dumbest shit
      >Developers know it's fucking stupid
      >Upper management doesn't give a shit, just give the money men what they want
      >Game entirely based of "focus group" data
      >Game is garbage
      >Company goes bankrupt
      Always the same story, either investors or upper management trying to diversy the business by going into genres the company has never done before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EGS

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the funniest shit. Showing the billionaires who's boss while CA is having their most lapdog shills rebel against them because they raised the price of their scummy Warhammer dlc and threatend to stop development if it's not bought

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooo! Not the heckin' wholesome multibillion dollar companies!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the plot of this game? killing billionaire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killing billionaire?
      Can't be. No one wants to do that. There's a reason video games for decades have been mostly about killing communists. That's the people everyone wants to kill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m pretty sure there are more games about killing nazis than commies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, all you do is steal plastic toys owned by the aforementioned billionaires from delivery ships. They'll be devastated by the loss of their collectibles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How will Larry Fink recover after losing his prized funko pop collection?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You censor the billionaire not the bastards these fellow kids can't even get that right

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Always wanted ancient Egyptian setting for TW
    >Finally get it
    >Hyenas and Shadow of Change happens
    >Pharaoh will likely flop and result in it's DLC plans getting canceled
    Amazing, what the absolute fuck were CA thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tiny map without fucking greece.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Egyptian game without Greece.
        This can't be. It's beyond pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, the last good TW was Shogun 2.
      Pharaoh is fucking shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T H I S
        It's incredible how fucking bad the games got after that point, stupidly bloated too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Post rome 2 warscape
      >slow white noodles flying in impossible arcs instead of proper projectiles
      > Warhammer legendary lords(bodyguards don't change a thing, thry still have levels, op buffs and are immortal)
      >Healthbar system
      >Tiny map AGAIN
      It would have been shit anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pharaoh never had any hype. The youtube videos have had no views. Like seriously, the gameplay videos were sitting at 30k views months after they were uploaded.

      No one cares about their outdate lazy copy pasted formula on the same engines if it doesn't have guns, magic and monsters in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every game from R2 on has had terrible gameplay anyway, dressing up a turd in differently themed outfits doesn't stop it from being a turd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean since emp*re?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what's the budget for these fantory slop titles or older stuff like thrones of britannia. A million? Two?
      Or is CA so bloated even these require something like 10 or 20 million?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was/am considering preordering it, but I can't see it doing well considering just how well CA can burn the goodwill.
      I think that hyenas aside, CA overextended too much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was doomed to be shit any way, Pharaoh is a budget SAGA game without the SAGA title slapped on. Unless CA make a new engine that allows for slower Med 2 style battles and the old style of campaign map where you built up a city rather than having limited building slots historical total war is never coming back.
      Warhammer was honestly a fluke where the faction diversity just happened to make up for the issues with the god awful engine (which is why it didn't get popular until mid way through Warhammer 2, pretty much nobody cared about warhammer 1 because it release with a whopping 4 factions).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >built up a city rather than having limited building slots
        actually made game much better as it introduced decision making
        same for battles, the old battles were slow because the models couldn't get into proper position while battling

        where CA has been really dropping ball is the polish and long-term support

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game about le rich people bad
    hmm, sounds familiar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are very distinct reasons why people dislike garden gnomes, they achieve their wealth through central banking, rigging the stock market, starting wars and profiting off them, but they're evil nazi's for doing such.
      Meanwhile they hate on any and all rich people. Having wealth makes you the bad guy despite being a hard working successful person can also achieve that status. They're the 'good' guys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are very distinct reasons why people dislike garden gnomes, they achieve their wealth through central banking, rigging the stock market, starting wars and profiting off them, but they're evil nazi's for doing such.
        I'm trying to think of a rich garden gnome who made their money in one of those ways and the only one who comes to mind is Larry Fink, and he's not even in the top 10 wealthiest garden gnomes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not even in the top 10 wealthiest garden gnomes.
          Looking deeper, he's not even in the top 200. He's apparently only worth a mere billion, no wonder he's telling ESG recipients to stick it to the multibillionaires.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >revenue
      keep wearing that helmet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All this proves is that Warhammer fags will buy literally anything with the Warhammer logo on it despite the fact Games Workshop actively hates them.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you going to play first?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is every single one of them a schizo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The devs? Yes absolutely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe the New Atlantis NPCs got their own game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free snoy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a primal urge to beat the creators of this slop into a coma.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Top right is literally Sonic
      is this related to sega or this is a lawsuit in the making

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has the actual characters as plushies on his belt, it's safe to say Sega is involved in this shite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sega owns CA.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a SEGA game, and made explicitly to shove "EBIN SEGA REFERENCE" in your face
        The whole game revolves around stealing "Epic (Sega) merch" from the b*stard billionaires

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >both Asians are manchildren addicted to video games
      >the whites are a redneck and a chud
      >the morons are an astronaut and a "smart, stylish and charismatic born leader"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESGslop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Galaxia
      >A young gay boy went to a drag show and a Queen was born
      They are starting to outright admit they groom little kids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever judge them by their words but their actions, and their actions 100% confirm them as pedophiles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual pedo shit in the game and i assume reddit and twitter are chill with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make "unique and interesting characters"
      >they just end up looking like random npcs from cyberpunk 2077

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could write and design better characters in a single shitting session, for free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Bad is called The Taint

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how many layers of ESG are you on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >After being evacuated to the Taint, he's had to put his skills with a glue gun towards less innocent pursuits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is the most terrible cast of characters I have ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My queen galaxia, is that even a question

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's crazy how they managed to fuck up the design of the sonic guy.
      >bracelets everywhere
      >controllers on the shoulders because ???
      >little bag
      >all the sonic figurines strapped to the bag
      >weird helmet screen thingy
      all they had to do was to create a guy wearing a goofy homemade sonic cosplay, but they just kept adding pointless stuff to it. it's like they never heard of overaccessorizing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally already had the character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hero-Ki is Chris-chan's final form.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonicbros?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell if Sega is throwing all this Sonic shit at this game because they're deathly afraid it will flop, or if they're genuinely proud of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check my digits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think it was possible to outlame the Lawbreakers cast but holy shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, those characters are like Overwatch, but a bit more Quentin Tarantino!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There's not a single character that doesn't look like a random npc in any other game
      What happened to Character designs bro?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People on Ganker like to seethe and have meltdowns about muh diversity and inclusion but this is one of those rather rare cases where said diversity and inclusion is utterly, objectively and transparently cynical in a way that most games actually aren't. Each character here has been deliberately created to fill a quota.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diversity and Inclusion are ALWAYS bad things.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay chudcel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's generally the case with "inclusive" games. There are plenty that have significant racial diversity that nobody criticizes because it either wasn't a major focus, or seamlessly fits the theme. Most of the time it feels very forced and intentional, like with Starfield for example

        >they’re fucking soifacing in the character select screen

        Only the white characters lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bottom one is Korean

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Asians change between being considered honorary whites or a minority depending on what suits the argument at hand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you going to play first?

        The left made their own game instead of taking over something popular and removing the fun and boobs. There's nothing to really complain about this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White people climb mountains to get away from people yes that's literally why. Buzz aldrin just wanted to get away. Exploration? Just getting away from the idiots guys.
      For fuck's sake. I get its a joke, but if you wanted to write an astronaut character and have them be black why the fuck not demonstrate you aren't just doing it to tokenize them by giving them an actual positive motivation and then have them make a light joke about wanting to escape idiocy on earth.
      Fuck you could even make it a thing about realising the infinity of space reducing the day-to-day idiocy of earth seeming as small at that little blue dot as you travel among the stars.
      Instead the sole concession to what I am told regularly is a true struggle against racism is a joke. That's what they're worth to you, oh and money, make sure to buy the game to fight those billionaires.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Americans worship morons? It's their new religion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We imported it from France.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the enemies that the player gets to kill in the most inhumane way as possible, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine wanting to play as NYC hobbos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hiroki was bullied for cosplaying as sonic
      >"Now Hiroki lives on The Taint"
      KEKEK

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No hot anthro hyenas in a game named HYENAS.
    dead on release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, no. Stay away from hyena women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to be mauled to death by a hyena.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon anthro Hyena women have a giant fake penis. Your butthole don't want that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't tell me what my butthole wants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DO NOT FUCK FAKE HYENA COCK!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another disastrous game with the corporate punk aesthetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to show your vaccination card and wear a mask to most punk concerts so it's actually very fitting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >corporate punk
      We are the Resistance.webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not corporate punk. It's neon hell and it's like 5 years out of date

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punk was always corporative. Bootlickers and posers the bunch of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ESGpunk.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BILLIONAIRES RICH AND EVIL
    MILLIONAIRES JUST LIKE US

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do rightwingers religiously defend billionaires for free?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They believe if they just suck billionaires off, they'll become billionaires too. They defend who they think is their future self not realizing that super wealth is decided by luck, usually luck of birth. Rightwingers believe they'll eventually rich, leftwingers realize the game was rigged from the start and want the rich people to pay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They believe if they just suck billionaires off, they'll become billionaires too
        Is that why leftists worship ecelebs, celebs and megacorps like Disney? Is your post just projecting? A great deal of billionaires are globalists, left-wing. They are the ones destroying the world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how can megacorps be "leftist". do you thing Amazon is leftist because they sell the communist manifesto? they're just shilling to sell a product, they're not actually believing the things they're parading

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Economics are much less important than culture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because leftism is a fashion, no stabucks socialist understands workers plight or gives a shit about white working class.
            >they're just shilling to sell a product
            Right, nuleftism is just shilling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you read the communist manifesto? It literally says that it’s a good idea to be a communist and become a mega rich capitalist then to use that wealth and power to undermine the system, lmaoo larper commie you didn’t even read your own book!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Leftist billionaires destroy the world
          I'm sure George Soros giving money to some Pajeet universities is as bad as the Koch brothers and other industrialists paying off every right wing public figure in existence to push back against any sort of taxation and regulations for the top 0.1%

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >to push back against any sort of taxation and regulations for the top 0.1%
            What is this bullshit you people just make up? The vast majority of tax revenue comes from the rich. Regulations that apply only to the rich are created all the time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soros literally financed sacking of american cities by morons and bragged about it.
            Yes, he is worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right wingers are all taught they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires and that they can all eventually bootstrap their way into wealth. Left wingers understand that billionaires are created with luck and nepotism and instead want to force billionaires to give money back into society, but they go about it with really gay & cringe rhetoric that alienates most of the working class. Hyenas fits perfectly into the stupid way leftists attack billionaires.

        Both strategies are designed by billionaires themselves to ensure a populace can never deal coherently with them. (Why do you think a major studio is dumping this much cash into this flop of a game?)

        why do rightwingers religiously defend billionaires for free?

        if any of you actually believe any of this you need to stop watching the news and your ecelebs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, if you shut yourself off from reality you won't know about any of that. You are correct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do rightwingers religiously defend billionaires for free?
      >in a thread making fun at how tone deaf and retarded billionaires at SEGA are
      ???
      Why can't the left meme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right wingers are all taught they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires and that they can all eventually bootstrap their way into wealth. Left wingers understand that billionaires are created with luck and nepotism and instead want to force billionaires to give money back into society, but they go about it with really gay & cringe rhetoric that alienates most of the working class. Hyenas fits perfectly into the stupid way leftists attack billionaires.

      Both strategies are designed by billionaires themselves to ensure a populace can never deal coherently with them. (Why do you think a major studio is dumping this much cash into this flop of a game?)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Left wingers are all taught seething in jealous rage is admirable and if anyone succeeds it MUST have been via immoral means at the expense of others unless it's them who is succeeding in which case they deserve it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no. they know they themselves succeed via immoral means, but they think this is okay because everyone else must be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are "conservatives"

        There are economically left rightoids, but their social opinions are too based for our cucked time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leftoids, because they are lazy psychopaths without personal ethics, believe everyone who has success, has in one way or another cheated his way into success, no risk, no work, just plain EVIL maneuvering.
        That of course, makes it ok for the leftoid to murder and steal everyone who had success, because they're just doing what they did, amirite?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes it ok for the leftoid to murder and steal everyone who had success
          To rape actually
          Now bend over golden boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >believe everyone who has success, has in one way or another cheated his way into success, no risk, no work, just plain EVIL maneuvering.

          Yes. "Success" being defined as being part of the Billionaire class, not your working-poor idea of "success" as in having a mortgage and two shit cars.

          All billionaires were born billionaires and all of them are related and on the same side.

          There is no such thing as a leftist or progressive billionaire. They are all conservatives, and ONLY interested in conserving their own position, not in any kind of ideals or anything that would benefit society at large.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There is no such thing as a leftist or progressive billionaire. They are all conservatives
            Reminds me of the definitions leftists use of racism that makes it impossible to be racist towards Whites

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There is no such thing as a leftist or progressive billionaire
            Meanwhile they all spend their money to indoctrinate people on progressiveness.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A thief believes everybody steals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Conservatives are leftist and progressive though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice Facebook meme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the lie, though? How is it wrong? Conservatives are just leftist gays who are 5 minutes behind the vanguard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They are all conservatives, and ONLY interested in conserving their own position, not in any kind of ideals or anything that would benefit society at large.
            Yet they're the primary reason why racism, homophobia, transphobia etc. is at all time low. I hate them as much as much as everyone else but they're a necessary evil.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >racism, homophobia, transphobia etc. is at all time low
              Fuck back to your own universe moron, we are full.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You should hate conservatives as much as leftists
            Considering that conservatives always side with leftists over Whites, I hate them more.
            The only thing that distinguishes a conservative from a leftist is if the knife is coming from the front or the back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >temporarily embarrassed millionaires
        There's the NPC leftist phrase you all like playing back.
        Can't wait until next month when you get a patch with something else to repeat mindlessly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the equivalent of libtard in 2016 for them. They all say it constantly without end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That quote is probably older than your grandparents, zoomer. Just because you didn't achieve consciousness until this summer doesn't mean the world didn't exist before that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know, you retard. But all the online liberal morons have started parroting it now, probably because some Twitter gay they all worship said it so now they've all updated their lexicon to spam it as much as possible to appear smart.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's an ancient liberal meme for why some people don't support globohomo. similar to "voting against their interests", as if destroying their own way of life to increase GDP was in their interest. some people just don't care about money that way, but liberals can't comprehend that so they resort to memes like aforementioned ones

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              voting against their interests is just pure leftist schizo babble gaslighting.
              What they are saying is vote left dumbasses so we can make things worse for you while we lie and say its will be better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's what the right-wingers do. Leftist objectively make things better for you if you're not rich.
                Think about it this way, who do you KNOW gains from right-wing policies? The rich. They pay less taxes and would follow less regulation. The right would exist simply off of the betterment for the 1%, logically they need nothing else.
                Now, if you deny the left helps the poor, then why does the left exist at all? You KNOW they harm the rich, they increase their taxes. So what's the scheme? Who gains? The left would not exist if it did not regularly achieve its objective of helping the middle class and poor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are all major corporations leftist nowdays?
                Why is blackrock, the 1% of the 1%, pretty much blackmailing smaller companies into adopting left wing ideologies?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Corporations are le left wing
                They're liberal anon, in fact they probably don't have an ideology at all. Catering to liberals and minorities is simply more profitable these days
                If 75% of the population were evangelicals the entertainment sector would be very different

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Catering to liberals and minorities is simply more profitable these days
                yeah all anyone can talk about it how well nuSaints and Flopspoken did

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You still need to make shit people are actually interested in. Saints Row was already a dying franchise and Forspoken was a weird isekai young adult JRPG no one asked for

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nusaints and Forspoken are literally exactly appealing to liberals and minorities, it's why your statement is retarded, appealing to liberals and minorities and making shit people are actually interested in are mutually exclusive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are fucking brain dead. You don't live in a capitalist system. It's predominantly a financialist system controlled by investors who have a direct pipeline to those who literally make money.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weird how desiring globohomo and sacrificing everything else on the alter of GDP used to be right-wing.
              Then again mega-corps used to be right-wing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Corpos have no real political leanings. They lean toward whichever side has the most crooked fucks in office who will bend the knee to them while spinning it as being for the good of the people. Hang lobbyists and those accepting their bribes for treason in Mineblox.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Corpos have no real political leanings
                That's clearly not true at even a casual glance at corporate culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a quote from the 60's

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i see thing many time
          >no it doesn't matter what it means or it's context
          >because i see it often it makes me upset and is therefore invalid
          >here is a us/them comparison sprinkled with debatably worse buzzwords to REALLY make sure no discussion can be had with me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Right wingers are all taught they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires and that they can all eventually bootstrap their way into wealth.

        This is what reddit leftys genuinely believe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Countless new millionaires are created every year. If you’re American and you work hard/smart your odds of becoming a millionaire within 5-10 years is high (not that a million is even that much anymore).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never think of wealth and just think what I can do to live a happy life. It's another liberals are just projecting again episode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that's what leftists do? Try criticising McDonalds for their GayBurgers during pride month then see your twitter (or X, whatever) inbox explode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't. We utterly hate the establishment. We just also criticize upper middle class and millionaire cosmopolitan liberals who claim to be and represent the working class while constantly voting for shit that hurts the working class and want to destroy our culture and replace it with billionaire approved nu-culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >throws a tantrum when a company doesnt use the rainbow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're looking at a mirror and calling it a rightwinger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nuke america

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >23 all time peak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        art is my passion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it, Gabe, lost my chance to enjoy some ART SQOOL... why did you have to be racist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say you're against the 1%, but I tell you their last names and ethnicity and you call me a Nazi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heres your (You).
      Surely you dont think this is about defending billionaires? Are you so simple intellectually?
      My friend, its a shitty fucking game from a studio thats robbing funds from GOOD games being developed to create slop of the highest order.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck? no right-wingers are playing nor asking for this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? we hate garden gnomes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't, but we know that every time the left tries to fix the billionaire problem it only affects the lower classes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The left's solution to the billionaire problem is to take money from the billionaires and put it in the hands of other billionaires (the government). Brillaint fucking solution there chief.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just cringe attacking billionaires for being billionaires. What is wrong with billionaires? If I had a billion dollars I would be very proud and happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is wrong with billionaires?
        It's impossible to become a billionaire while also being ethical.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >impossible
          Naw, just challenging.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do I be as cool as this guy?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Get yourself a pipe and you should be set.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mankind has always held the desire in its heart to slay dragons atop piles of gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2023, both sides do it now. It's not the 1980s anymore, grandpa, the Democrat party licks corporate boot despite their rhetoric
      >guys I just HATE billionaires, so much! Like seriously for real guys I HATE billionaires! Please buy my product I hate billionaires!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I am one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we hate the garden gnomes, you stupid moron lover. look in the mirror sometime

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quite being so antisemitic.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they hire the literal same group that shoah'd Volition? It has the exact same insane vibes.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We are the resistance

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACK

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they have to do is release like 10 WH3 DLCs of reasonable quality and they would make money than Hyenas.

    How can they fuck up this badly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think one dlc will make more money than hyenas

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we don't want to be known as a one-trick pony that only creates strategy games
    >creates an uninspired hero shooter instead

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the modern fantasy. Kill the billionaires because that's obviously unattainable, but millionaires are okay because I could win the lottery or get lucky in business and become one of them

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the play here?
    Why is SEGA stopping CA from continuously printing money with Total War(hammer) to make... this?
    Why not get a different dev to make a generic hero shooter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or like any studio that has actually made an fps before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Games Workshop wants a bigger cut. They can go back to making regular fucking Total War games for PC nerds that appreciate the earlier games but that's not going to happen because ESG and DEI.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELL YEAH I'm JOINING THE PACK RIGHT NOW MAKE THOSE BILLIONAIRES SQUEAL

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F*ck you E*lon Mus*k
    I'm coming for your assets

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about Hyenas feels like the game is just a giant shitpost made by a slowpoke. I'm struggling to accept that this game is real, there is no fucking way anyone in their right mind would approve of garbage of this caliber and yet it fucking is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Saints Row all over again.
      It'll crash and burn and they know it.
      >....so why was it made again???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's Saints Row all over again.
        I'd like to remind everyone that we won. That is all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pyrrhic "victory". My favorite GTA clone is still dead.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was dead after 4, Volition crew that made the flop "game" had almost none of the talent on board that were around for 1+2 the company was already a husk by then, being glad it's dead is the proper response

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases recently, also saints row and that game about a cross american roadrip whose name I've already forgotten

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game about a cross american roadrip whose name I've already forgotten
        Death Stranding

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multiplayer hero based shooter with pozzed characters
    >instant flop

    Many such cases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      image VERY related? what a dog shit game that got ruined post release, fucking hell

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strong Cliffy energy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they decided to flush Total war series down the drain for that crap
    what the actual fuck is wrong with them? I bet it was some CEO who doesnt even play games who pushed through a decision to make some dead on arival zoomer shooter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're sick of strategy nerds complaining about sieges
      they want that normie live service game money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do marketers who utter the words "oversaturated market" during a meeting get executed on the spot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Live service multiplayer games are a high risk high reward gamble. if it doesnt flop, you company basically found an infinte money glitch.

      The problem is that they tend to flop 99% of the time.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well? will it?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of doomposting and TORtanics
    please release some good games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are plenty of good games out there, it's your fault if you're not able to find any good ones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop consuming aaaslop and you'll immediately find may good games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate 3 and Armored Core 6 just came out, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't put Ball's Gay next to Armored Kino 6 please. Thanks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played both of those already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need to play the new garbage when there are so many games you haven't played from 20 years ago on systems you've never owned?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >please release some good games
      I'm WORKING ON IT
      Just you wait, in 2 years time I will release the best game of all time

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe they made Lawbreakers 2

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure do... By not spending a dime on Sega trash.

    The only thing they've ever produced worth playing is Shining and the original Phantasy Star.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Total War Arena? Creative Assembly expanded massively throughout the 2010s and they're looking for games that can provide steady revenue because a factory line of Warhammer DLCs and shitty smaller Total War games is no longer enough

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EAT THE RICH!!!
    >despite the budget of the game being nearly HALF A BILLION DOLLARS
    Creative Assembly may have fucked up over the years, but even they don't deserve to die like this.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate rich people. I've been rich and poor. Shit happens. Neither implies anything about being virtuous. Communists and socialist murder a lot pf people and create poverty and fear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate many rich people, I just don't hate them because they're rich

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just but 360 and PS2 and PS1 and PC games released before 2014. Much better games and value. Same for the hardware

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this feels like the same shitty writing of the Saints Row Reboot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SR Reboot got the studio closed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit I just realised this was posted by nuSaints Row's PR team. That's hilarious.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol why is CA committing suicide? Everything about this screams "Flop shooter" so loud that my ears hurt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are certain people in the company that became so out of touch, they think this will make them billions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't that be funny if suits like that were real haha you could prank your friends and get them to kiss you as a prank

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There already are real suits like that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much kigurumi, pretty gay albeit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't that be funny if suits like that were real haha you could prank your friends and get them to kiss you as a prank

        >VRChat.webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have no talent. Total War died because they didn't have any talent anymore. They haven't released a good total war all decade and only floated by on Warhammer due to the license, which instantly causes a ton of people to come and throw money at you. That's over now, though, since the Warhammer base has finally turned on them. No other Total War they made this past decade has broken even.
      So a CA with no original talent who has an inflated roster of workers to compensate suddenly has to make something that will keep them afloat. They get a memo in the mail from some nobody analyst that says "hero shooters are worth a lot of money and fortnite is really popular." You can figure out where it went from there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an entirely different company than it was 10 years ago. SEGA spent a couple hundred million expanding CA and hired all the same assholes that have ruined every other game studio to "modernize" the company. It's why we got the shitty saga games, it's why 3K got bad DLC and got executed when people didn't buy the bad DLC, and it's why Warhammer is circling the drain right now. Hyena's is meant to be a cornerstone title to show investors that CA can play in the big leagues too. It makes sense to soulless suits who only know buzzwords and trends, but is utterly insane to people who play games.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have never met someone online or off that does not unironically hate billionaires

    Who are they?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This feels like a Cliffy Bazinga game with that tagline.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can see that it is unmitigated disaster. Why they keep pushing this saints row - style slop?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >b*stards
    Why do mentally illenials love safe edgy shit like this?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a "closed" beta when they apparently invited everyone that applied

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they really gave keys to everyone then these numbers are fucking grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to the steam page. There is a button that says "request access". Click it, and you are immediately granted access to the game. Nobody wants to play the beta, so there is no queue or qualification. They also extended the beta to the 13th because nobody is playing it, and CA thinks that is a "mistake" that will be fixed with an announcement to attract attention.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They need those testers, they really do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no amount of testers that will get them to fix the aesthetic of the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile, the Payday 3 beta
        $200 million game btw

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will by not buying that shit, yes.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There will never be another Panzer Dragoon or Phantasy Star 5 and I've come to terms with that. It's for the best I suppose. I don't want to imagine what atrocities modern Sega would release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why cant indie devs shamelessly copy phantasy star IV instead of chrono trigger/secret of mana/FF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont have to imagine, PSO2:NGS is actively horrific

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the previous thread about this, an Anon posited a theory that I've been thinking about since. They said games like Hyenas and movies like Glass Onion are made to placate the masses. By giving them an outlet for their hatred of the rich, the masses are less likely to take action against the rich in real life. Is that Anon right? Is every media where the rich "get their comeuppance" just propaganda to protect the rich? Because Succession is really fucking good, but according to this Anon's theory, it's just a trick played on normies to get them to go "haha, look at these rich people lose their business" and not actually do anything to the wealthy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's all coopted. It's all fake and gay. That's why the feds (Antifa) burn down small business but no the banks.

      You will never behead your masters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here are the lyrics to Two Kings by Tenacious D
      >We have 'em screaming in the streets,
      >we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
      >and settin' fuckin' fires!
      >and settin' fuckin' fires!
      >and settin' fuckin' fires!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that's retarded
      Most AAA game dev come from white rich backgrounds, which is the most progressive demographics in the country
      Those people arent peddling shit from the top, they're peddling their own beliefs to the masses
      When they make a game about a diverse group of tokenized minorities with blue hairs taking on le evil right-wing billionaires that's just a reflection of how they see themselves and society

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon also mentioned Parasite, where rich don't really get comeuppance, the poorer get only more fucked and fight among themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and anyone who tells you no is retarded.
      Your brain is super easy to bait, it sees humans act out play on TV and immediately believes it. Even if you yourself say its fiction, your brain doesnt care. They see big man take L and it giggles, and it even associates it with real life, it makes you think they'll eventually get screwed, even though they're perfectly fine.
      All media twists and skews your outlook and perspectives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's just propaganda for a democratic society. They're not actually revolutionary, as society as a whole has a distaste for directed violence.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game will unironically be good, it will have long lasting succes for what it is and Ganker will seethe about it calling people chuds and shills.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my ragtag group of gays and chud diversity mystery meats are totally going to go after those kik I mean White bastards
    Hell yeh goy I means guys

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Awanama

    >Are you ready to show those h*cking billionaire b*stards who's BOSS?
    Yes, for the workers

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What year exactly was it that we started getting actual games that looked like parodies of themselves/fake games from crime shows? Did this all start because of Randy BADASS Pitchford? We really are in a clown timeline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any games with a clown girl like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not enough, thats for sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 that spanish sperg shills his game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        list all clown girls in vidya
        >joker buro from muse dash
        >harle from chrono cross
        >lola pop from arms
        >clownpiece from touhou
        >geiru tonaido from ace attorney

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clownpiece is not a clown, she's a fairy. I don't know where this confusion comes from.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        list all clown girls in vidya
        >joker buro from muse dash
        >harle from chrono cross
        >lola pop from arms
        >clownpiece from touhou
        >geiru tonaido from ace attorney

        That Korean Danganronpa fangame has a Ultimate/SHSL Clown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2014

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day gwiz

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Total Warhammer 3 is in dire need of help, patches to fix bugs and balance patches
    >Game is literally on
    maintenance mode with a skeleton crew working on it
    >CA is over extending themselves with a new Total War game and an arena shooter no one ever asked for
    They are fucking dead, right

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These types of games have been failing since Brink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flopshooter should be its own genre at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brink is a masterpiece in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brink was cool in concept but failed due to being made by retards. It's entirely possible someone could have made a good version of Brink, unlike Hyenas which is bad even in concept.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Brink had some very lasting form of influence in vidya by being one of the most popular headgear choices for the sniper

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaires/the bougouggouise are all marxist mao zedong communists because modern media has the gay and black
    put me in a coffin

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of Deathloops DLC shit lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat the Rich Tribunal
      >If you buy our pre-order bonus pack
      Never gets old.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of Deathloops DLC shit lol

        Deathloop sold so poorly I'm wondering if more than 5 people had that skin.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck yeah i will not play this slop so hard they wont be able to walk for a week

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand who is this shite for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CA wants their own IP to milk. Someone legit thought this was a good idea.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd more readily believe that this is mass-scale industrial sabotage than that there is a single soul who imagined that this dumpster fire could ever conceivably succeed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is and unsurprisingly it doesn't get reported on.
          >Established media company starts making insane decisions out of nowhere
          >value plummets
          >gets bought by chinese megacorporation
          It's actual cold war shit and the West is just letting it happen. You don't have to shoot your enemy if they work for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks like I just found my new conspiracy theory
            why would the chinks want media companies though?
            what do they gain from a mid tier development studio with a now derelict strategy game pedigree?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Part of it is using games and media to erode social structure, part of it is just continually eating bits and pieces of the entertainment sector until you own the whole thing. Keep in mind that just Tencent alone is on its way to becoming valued at 1T at rapid pace. Buying demolished western companies is a literal drop in the bucket to megacorps like that.
              I wont bother linking the pdf directly but pic related, easy to find yourself. Don't take my word for it, start keeping track of what happens to every shuttered studio yourself. It sucks.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show those billionaire bastards who's boss
    >by fighting amongst yourselves
    Redpilled and satiric

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >okay folks we've been some doing marketing research and here is, without a shadow of a doubt, a factual list of what the young consumers of today want in a game:
    >it has to be live service, it's scientifically proven that's how you get the big bucks
    >battle royales are at the top but word through the grapevine is that they're on the way out and extraction shooters are the next big thing, get on that
    >topics: diversity rocks, black people rock, cops suck, corporations suck, billionaires suck, student debt sucks
    >on the topic of diversity: black people must be leaders or otherwise respected and must NOT be villains, must have at least one LGBT character (hint: drag queens are HOT right now), a maximum of one straight white guy playable character per game but preferably zero
    >writing has to be below so many layers of irony people can't tell if it's cringe on purpose or not, that way they can't criticize it and if they do we just sass on them on twitter for not "getting it", kids love it when that happens
    >and last but not least, be COLORFUL* and be QUIRKY
    >* by colorful we mean purple

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Millionaires passing the buck to Billionaires will never not be funny to me.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show those rich people by giving me money and making my rich
    Ay

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate extraction shooters and refuse to play them
    PVPVE was a mistake

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega's SUPER GAME

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow, some human out there got sold on this shilling and that makes me pensive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The room of executives and shareholders that don't play games sure did clap

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CA died after Total War Attila

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Trust fund Hasan Piker and H3H3 millennials obsessed with communism and eat the rich? Don't they know they're rich themselvss? They're all a living loI parady comic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a very profitable grift. That’s it, they are paid to publicly hold opinions. They get free money for saying the things they do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the audience they cultivated being deranged leftoids, trannies and alphabet mafia gays are incredibly volatile. One small step out of line and their steady grift will turn into a SAW movie trap. It can't be sustainable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Join the pack, anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its doesn't matter, its all about the money in the short term

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But their trust fund million dollar lifestyle is dependant on their grift. If they invoke the ire of their leftoid fanbase all their sponsorships will be flooded with THOUSANDS of voicemails, e-mails and calls about how trust fund millennial is a racist/sexist/transphobic and they'll be dropped like a leper.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, well, it’s not all that hard to keep up a persona on the internet. Don’t release finances, don’t talk too much about your personal life, just keep kayfabe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              just say sorry and wait for someone else getting cancelled

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Terminally online leftoids and chuds don't give up that easy anon. Once they smell blood they go into a frenzy like sharks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's much more profitable to grift for the right. Reminder that Crowder thought a $50M deal was akin to slavery.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Political grift in general is just greatly profitable. Angry young people with great amounts of disposable income will burn it on a pyre in your name if you affirm their opinions enough. Just need the ability to get the audience in the first place.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Needing a large amount of people is already quite difficult. The right has always corporate backing (plus lot more shameless merch promotion). In my country, right wing publications popped up, have massive advertisements and reach and even though they're not really profitable, corpos keep investing in it because the propaganda is worth it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the right has corporate backing

              Son are you living in the 80's? ALL major corporations except maybe oil and gas, fully back the left, and since Obama's free banking money bailouts, that became the iron rule.
              Musk? Musk was always a leftie, only when woke started hitting close to home (one of his kids chuded out) did he switch.

              The myth that "money" is with the right is as plausible as the "we are the resistance"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, wait until you find out who funds PragerU and the Daily Wire

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never heard of them, and I actively use alt tech like Osesee and Kick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bank bailouts were under bush, obama just continued the policy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a grift. Hasan made an MRA/Pick up advice channel before he switched to scammed retarded e-commies out of their parents' money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people born rich dont face any struggles in life and feel inadequate when around those with life experience, that's why they either invent their own problems or pretend they're victims

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOIN THE PACK

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That tweet is "how do you do fellow kids?" as fuck.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we should torch the president of SEGA's house!

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not packposting in a hyenas thread

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that burrito really cranked my hog
    AARRROOOOOOOO

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pack welcomes you all, now hop on your hogs and let's ride

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is Sega thinking

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing my part to show the fat cats who's boss
    By not playing lmao holy shit did they really not think this through?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, Lawbreakers 2

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they’re fucking soifacing in the character select screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal payday the heist character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you need to unlock characters with in-game currency
      is this a f2p game?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you ready to show those h*cking billionaire b*stards who's BOSS?
    Yes, by not buying their fucking game lmao

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever at Sega/CA had this idea must have actively wanted to see the studio burn, i can´t explain this otherwise.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Average leftoid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Elon overthrew the government and started gassing landlords he would be BASED

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much money did they spend on making this game? not even twitch bounties saved it

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gut tells me that this game might be buried under enough layers of irony to be playable, I refuse to believe anyone is going along with the notion that billionaires find funko pops valuable in any far-flung future or alternate universe and that the laugh is squarely on whoever's going along with this shit
    I know I'm wrong but I like some of the gameplay ideas enough to hope n' cope

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has got Disco Elysium written all over it.
    They'll make a small fortune from internet coomunists then sell to the first capitalist that shows interest,

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW
    MANY
    THESE
    KIND
    OF
    GAMES
    NEED
    TO
    FAIL
    FOR
    THOSE
    FUCKS
    TO
    UNDERSTAND
    THE
    MESSAGE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yous telling me dis don work?

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