>Hylians are no longer elves. >they're actually hybrid human/goat freaks!

>Hylians are no longer elves.
>they're actually hybrid human/goat freaks!
>This is retroactive to all past games too! Link has ALWAYS been a disgusting deformed goat ear boy!
This was done out of pure spite. They could've done ANYTHING else. What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shit
    ~~*they*~~ hate you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice try, schlomo. israelites hate furries. it's practically pagan to you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally baphomet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you reading this as a slight against your race? What the frick is wrong with you psychos

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think this has to do with the copypasta that says "anti elf hatred is anti white hatred" or something
        i dont have it saved

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knife ear's only use is as wienersleves for human men.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't even make sense, Sonia is clearly brown

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope tolkien shitter

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Total elf death

  4. 10 months ago
    saucy

    >ancient civilization still doesn't know about ablution

    wtf

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wife clearly has elf ears though and only royal family descends from the goat.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    treating the zelda canon seriously is moronic. it was only ever made official to appease nerds. they're self contained stories.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that BotWverse is not canon to is its own wacky universe with no relation to the timeline (not like nintendo themselves cared about it anyway).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfriendly reminder that ALL LoZ games are stand-alone with little-to-no relation to each other unless explicitly stated in-game.
      Equally unfriendly reminder that BotW's story exists because the big ol' N realized they wrote themselves into a corner with Skyward Sword's story and figured the best course of action was to simply go "frick it, here's something different" and it succeeded.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wrote themselves into a corner with SS
        >BotW and TotK both heavily utilize SS
        hmmm

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd say most of what it borrows from skyward sword can be boiled down to
          >fi is apparently still part of the master sword
          >zelda's sealing power may or may not be related to hylia at all, since she pops open a triforce when she uses it, but the royal family calls it "blood of the goddess"
          >everybody worships hylia, the three goddesses still exist but mainly as iconography for the royal family
          >link is right-handed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ALL LoZ games are stand-alone with little-to-no relation to each other unless explicitly stated in-game
        But that's wrong, there was always a timeline I don't understand why people say this. As soon as there were two games, there was a timeline. Zelda II was a direct sequel to the first game with the same Link and Zelda, Link to the Past even back then was stated to be a prequel, then again Ocarina of Time was specifically stated to be a prequel to Link to the Past showing the Sages and the man Ganondorf that Ganon used to be, both already mentioned in LttP. Then Majora's Mask is a direct sequel to OoT like Zelda II is to Zelda, then Wind Waker's intro straight up explains its connection to OoT's ending. So on and so forth, sure it didn't explain where the autistic side games like Four Swords took place but in terms of mainline games even before Hyrule Historia, they always followed a clear sequel/prequel timeline.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shhh, dont tell the Ganker schizos or else they might get angry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Copium posting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that it doesn't matter because we're never getting a Zelda game again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We’re getting a LoZ remake for the series 40th though
        >source?
        Revealed to me in a dream

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That size difference tho.
    Imagine the freaky fricking.
    That goat canonically didn't pull out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her massively pregnant with a big baby goat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think he could go back to goat pussy after having human pussy?
        He's probably ruined

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to the Welsh, they'd rather have it the other way.
          Maybe it's a grass is always greener thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When asked how the sex was and who the dad is, she simply replied:
      The GOAT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't even have any children together.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had, since Zelda is their distant descendant, and she has both their powers of light and time

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OwO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would. 100% and the goat sister girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the wide face

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s from a different zora tribe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's related to the old resentful advisor guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry anon, I got the joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those lips
      Big wet Zora smooches please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao moron looks like she got bonked by a hammer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new little mermaid looks great

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of sperging homosexuals screeching about this character is hilarious. It really just perfectly showcases how obnoxious and deranged gay furries are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way you say that makes me think there's people screeching that sidon isn't links canonical husband, and even further upset that he's straight.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. It's like the homosexuals that shit their fricking pants over Krystal because they want Fox and Wolf to be the canon ship.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WIDE PRIDE
      WORLDWIDE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      <(o___________________o)>

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      green
      fish
      pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they made the fish so sexy in their games? What's their agenda?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spite the homosexuals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that her husband that you use as a companion looks like jar binks when he is in blue form.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One girl character makes every gay/woman zelda fan seethe with boiling hatred
      Absolutely based
      Sidon is for tradtional MF relationships for the purpose of reproduction, NOT degeneracy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did the fujos expect. he is the only heir.
        of course, even if he was a terminal homosexual he would have to marry a female and reproduce at some point.
        Their best bet would be a brokeback mountain scenario with 2 married men secretly engaging in buttfricking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what is worse
      >homosexuals mad because sidon has a wife
      >Gankerirgins pretending there are more than 2 homosexuals mad because sidon has a wife
      >coomers pretending they care about her pretending this disgusting design is sexy at all
      all of you should have a nice day tbh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gankerirgins pretending there are more than 2 homosexuals mad because sidon has a wife
        You should look at other social media sites. On Tiktok there are pages and pages of comments of women malding over it. But thats if you can find videos about the game other than Korok torture/space program

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But thats if you can find videos about the game other than Korok torture/space program
          based. we've almost reached besiege levels of creativity with korok torment.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, she is cute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every race had MORE frickable npcs (minus gorons) and it was glorious. TotK is making me a fricking furry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Sidon is hitting this every night listening to the sound of fujos and gays seething

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >w-woah! who's this cute lady
      >"[filler text] my fiancee"
      Everytime...

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    aonuma must be a furry or something. he took all the humanoid races from ocarina of time and wind waker and turned them into animal people too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rito are the only ones that were changed, the zora, goroms, and gerudo were always animal people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gerudo
        >animal people

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are based on black people

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're Indian and middle eastern

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >saracens are animal people
        correct

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how hot it would be for Link to tap into his lineage and transform himself back into a little incontinent goat boy. Baa. *pssss*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's unironically your reward for beating every shrine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so fricking ugly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. I can't wait for the modders to add in good clothes (like a proper twink goatboy aspect).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the dude from the mural in BotW?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, ive used it all game and so far Purah is the only one who commented and recognized it as the ancient hero.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cooler if he could turn into a more monstrous goat form. Ganon can turn into a giant beast in half the games so let Link do that shit too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We found the furry

        Also what is twilight princess?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im more upset that they made Zelda descended from niggress. How much gene dilution does it take to make a black girl into a white girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 generations is all you need.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      white skin only evolved fairly recently (in the last 10-20k years)
      here's a guy found in cheddar, UK and his descendant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He believes in chazzah man
        How much BBC does your wife take daily?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe that Cleopatra was white and I believe that the cheddar man had a dark skin because I believe in science.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I believe in science
            This has to be bait, especially after than plandemic and transgenda, unless you really are a jesuit FBI shill

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FBI shill
              ? Thanks to science we have all this technology. So I trust science.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                science isnt real, magic and spirits are real and you are a cuck for believing if i put bleach in ammonia it makes something new

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person homosexual not every field of science is inhabited by the same people moron wienersucking poltard swarthoid

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't imagine being stupid enough to think organizations and disciplines are monolithic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is complete fiction.
        Skintone of a population changes rapidly in 4-6 generations due to the amount of sunlight. Too pale in too much sun, burning and skin cancer. Too dark in Too little sun, rickets and immunodeficiency. There weren't nogs in rainy Britain.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Skintone of a population changes rapidly in 4-6 generations due to the amount of sunlight
          Then why Australians aren't as dark as abbos or why black people in Europe don't have a white skin?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because we're no longer selecting based on survival anymore, same reason why we're not selecting for intelligence anymore. Modern society has made it trivially easy for even the dumbest morons to stay alive.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no singular zelda timeline. The one they released was a "frick off" so people would stop bothering them about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the funniest part of that timeline is ALTTP > Oracles > Awakening when Awakening was a direct sequel to ALttP and Oracles were direct sequels to Awakening.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they actually backtracked on that, Link's Awakening now takes place before the Oracle games.
        Which makes no sense if you've actually played the games. Pic related, he sails off in the same fricking boat from the intro of LA

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the backtracking I'm talking about btw:
          https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/7/7c/Timeline_Hyrule_Historia.jpg/
          https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/b/b8/E_Timeline.png/

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that disclaimer
            Okay then I'm going to back to believing there are only two timelines
            >Child Timeline
            OoT
            MM
            TP
            FSA
            TOTK past
            ALTTP
            OOX
            LA
            ALBW
            TFH
            TLOZ
            AOL
            BOTW
            TOTK

            Adult stays the same

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were never elves. They're humans who happen to have pointy ears. Also it's most likely a reference to societies who have legends about them being descended from gods, dragons, or some kind of divine being.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah zoomer try playin a game now and then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was playing the series decades before you were even born, homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats exactly it. Way back in OoT an npc says hylians with pointy ears can "hear the gods" better than ones without.
      The ears are a trait of divine heritage or influence.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hfofm
    Disgusting.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both died without child during memories and Zelda who would presume to be a descendant has pale white skin, blonde hair and no deformities. It's clear another family took over royal duties for Hyrule

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In one of the cutscenes it is confirmed that Zelda is a descendant of both of them. She also has Sonia's time powers and Rauru's light power both, wich pretty much seals it.
      There is a descendant, but they were not mentioned in the cutscenes. Doesn't mean they don't exist, they were just not relevant to the plot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there’s an unnamed unmentioned child that’s never even hinted at to explain how Zelda’s ancestors both die and still have the royal bloodline be something that persists for thousands of years
        This goes beyond bad writing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it not?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it? It's literally irrelevant to the plot. Zelda being alive is proof that a child existed, but the narrative isn't obligated to go into such details, you can fill that in for yourself. Nothing contradicts the child(ren) existing just because none of the cutscenes thrugh we get a few glimplses into the past mention them.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It screams oversight. I have a feeling it was being planned to send Link back in time and fight Ganondorf before Sonia died.

                Alternatively, Zelda fricked the goat and became her own ancestor.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an oversight, lol. Nothing implies that they didn't have children.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alternatively, Zelda fricked the goat and became her own ancestor.
                That would be incest anon.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timeline Black folk deserve what they get

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really ought to have crossed out breath of the wild and written tears of the kingdom under it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well its pretty much the same game so i can understand why he made the blunder

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how much more of this spergoid getting angry about his own misunderstanding of Tears' plot I can take, Gankerros. It's an every day and every night affair.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good you shouldn't have supported such a shitty game in the first place. Anyone not against Tears of the gamers should leave, this is a strict anti botw and totk forum

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry Sony threads die out so quickly now, but you don't have to take it out on Zelda threads.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cry more nintendo hates you and so does your mom

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you actually are 13.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're super pathetic, play more shitty games

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other games take place thousands of years before TOTK's distant past.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything I dislike is Aonuma's fault
    >Everything I like has nothing to do with Aonuma
    Every single time.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, just the royal house.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about canon

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hylians are no longer elves.
    Hylians were always a type of human not elf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hylians are no longer elves.
      Hylians were never elves, they are referred to as humans several times.
      The ear is something to do with their connection to the Goddesses.

      Do humans have pointy ears?
      >BUT IT'S BECAUSE THE GODDESS HYLIA-
      Turned them into elves?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hylia
        No, the three golden Goddesses.
        Are Gerudo elves? They gained pointy ears too after their religion changed to accept the Goddesses.
        Deities in Zelda can have a physical influence in their followers, like how Valoo changed the Zora into Rito.
        And again, Hylians are often referred to as humans.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Are Gerudo elves? They gained pointy ears too after their religion changed to accept the Goddesses.
          What?
          >Deities in Zelda can have a physical influence in their followers,
          So this people were atheists?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes actually not specifically atheists but people who don't worship the Goddesses

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes actually not specifically atheists but people who don't worship the Goddesses
              So atheists.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe they worshiped another deity, you fricking tard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you're not religious, that doesn't make you an atheist

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes it does.

                maybe they worshiped another deity, you fricking tard

                so what deity did they worship?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes it does.
                No it doesn't moron, an Atheist believes that a god doesn't exist while an agnostic is someone who doesn't know if a god exists

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Agnostics are lite atheists

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're full blown moronic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I had a crying wojak with a smug mask, I'd definitely be posting it with every single post you make at this point

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need a wojak to make you point lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make you point

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sheit I didn't realize they weren't Hylian
            Maybe Hylian + Kokiri = Human?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hylians are a specific divine bloodline of humans descended from SS Zelda. OoT was the height of their race before the blood started thinning.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Were there even any humans in OOT?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Only humans in a 3d game are the southern humans of Ordona province in twilight princesss. Notice how they're near a jungle full of monkeys in that setting too. It might be implying humans, like us, are primates evolved from smaller mammals. Meanwhile hylians are some sort of magic race that lived in the sky.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Valoo changed Zora in Rito, how come in TOTK, the rito and zora both exist alongside the goat frickers, together, in the ancient distant past?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If Valoo changed Zora in Rito, how come in TOTK, the rito and zora both exist alongside the goat frickers, together, in the ancient distant past?
            Because TotK's distant past is still long after the other games. Ganon wasn't reincarnating to start shit in OoT while sealed under the castle because he wasn't dead thus he couldn't reincarnate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're human

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mistranslation.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mistranslation.

          I bet the original said "ningen"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it said Black person

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do some of them have round ears in TP? Are round ears godless heathens?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you do live technically live outside hyrule in TP

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              So did they move the castle in TP from OOT? Because TP Link is a direct blood descendant from OOT. Or did he settle down somewhere outside of Hyrule, meaning that Malon-gays should seethe?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone warped around the same way all the physical topography of hyrule changed and the temple of time moved from castle town to the lost woods

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they probably did considering that Hyrule in OoT was just recovering from a massive civil war and was on shakey terms with everyone else

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda mentions Link
    >Instead of making it Rauru find the name familiar or something to allude the endless times Link has reincarnated or even SS they just brush it off
    So many missed opportunities, this one felt like the most obvious one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stuff is lost to time in the Zelda series frequently.
      Also, Hyrule Historia mentions that not every Hero is necessarily named Link, it's up to the player when you can name him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically you're saying every time I named him BUTT it was canon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This iteration of Rauru is not the same one as the sage from Ocarina of Time, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's nothing.
      So many stories have development and especially romance happening "off screen" that you basically don't even need to write anymore just have it off screen and call it a day.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hylians are no longer elves.
    Hylians were never elves, they are referred to as humans several times.
    The ear is something to do with their connection to the Goddesses.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?
    ww reception + being forced to make tp

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why does he say tp is his favorite

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, in the game before Hylians can turn into fricking invisible trees and still be considered human. The fact they at some point were related to furbolgs isn't really much of a stretch.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the game basically retcons OoT right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game takes place in the far future where Hyrule was founded again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it doesn't. It requires a gross misreading of a great number of lines of text and dialogue to come to that conclusion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BOTW's Hyrule was founded by the Zonai Rauru thousands of years after every other game has already occurred.
        Something caused the Kingdom to fall and it had to be reestablished.
        I'm assuming Rauru had some knowledge of the previous Kingdom of Hyrule, considering his wife was called a "Hyrulean" by Ganondorf, implying that this is what her people were already called, and he is named after the sage of light, Rauru from OoT who also had a town named after him in Zelda 2 so I believe it's possible the name survived.
        Many lesser names survived all the way to BOTW's era, after all.

        Then how come there was no Link in Rauru's time?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have this long schizo theory that Rauru is Link's counterpart of that era, like how Sonia is to Zelda.
          Part of that theory is how Rauru has the Hero's iconic sideburns lmao.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have this long schizo theory that your love of wieners came from nightly visits by your stepdad. Part of this theory comes from your obsession with glory holes and pleasuring any wiener you see.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Canon btw

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds good to me.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There isnt a Link every time
          The blood of the goddess producing a constant zelda princess/queen seems consistent, but the "Spirit of the hero" reincarnating link doesnt seem to work every time. Hence why Hyrule flooded to begin with

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is all retcons. The reason the hero couldn't stop Dorf who broke out of sacred jail so Hyrule got flooded is because Zelda personally removed Link from the time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ehat about the furfsg ancient hero?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            can't be canon, he has body parts like dog legs and a lion tail that don't correspond to the zonai or any of the other races

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOTW's Hyrule was founded by the Zonai Rauru thousands of years after every other game has already occurred.
      Something caused the Kingdom to fall and it had to be reestablished.
      I'm assuming Rauru had some knowledge of the previous Kingdom of Hyrule, considering his wife was called a "Hyrulean" by Ganondorf, implying that this is what her people were already called, and he is named after the sage of light, Rauru from OoT who also had a town named after him in Zelda 2 so I believe it's possible the name survived.
      Many lesser names survived all the way to BOTW's era, after all.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MIPHA COULD CANONICALLY BEAR LINK'S CHILDREN FRICK YOU ZELDA FRICK YOU ZELDA FRICKYOUUUUUUUUUUU

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The human appear to have way stronger genes compare to the goats because the descendants are 0% goat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally one goat entered the human bloodline and there has been much more than 10,000 years between tears' past and breath/tears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pokémon breeding rules

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about Zelda lore
    there's no hope for you, I'm afraid it's a terminal case of "being a fricking moronic homosexual"

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elves used to have tails and empty backs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...What?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norse folklore thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, but what does empty back suggest?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fill it with cum

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope have a breakdown that you never heal from and will cry like a baby whenever you wake up because you are a cancer, it's an insult to behold the words you choose. Say it again, you deserve to sulk and weep for ever, till death

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        norse larper referring to how mythological creatures would have empty spaces in their body to paint them as "other," think how trolls in elden ring have weird hollowed-out chests (reference to the norse stuff)

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grahf?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenogang, we're eating good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      D A D D Y
      A
      D
      D
      Y

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were never Elves moron. They just had pointy ears.

    Mc-FRICKING-have a nice day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh man I haven't seen this image in like a decade

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Code?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        source? is this porn?
        does she have a name?

        it's kamen rider fourze, the greatest series of them all

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ryuki and black are better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      source? is this porn?
      does she have a name?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love you anon.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Your picture contains a Hylian and a Zonai.
    This stupid racebait doesn't even work by its own moronic rules.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they arent adam and eve you fricking moron they're just the ancestral royal family.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention nothing in BOTW or TOTK predates any other game.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goat ear
    Sonia also has elf ears tho
    This is moronic
    Their children should have animal traits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonia must have fricked Hylian men.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only man who penetrated her was Ganondorf

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone post the webm

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >animal traits
      Zelda fricks like a beast

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I really don't care about the new Zelda games but I wanna frick that goat.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    left looks like a fricking elf to me, bro

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing on the left is anything but human.
    Elf/Goat hybrid, maybe.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What you said makes no sense, since they didn't seem to have had children at all.
    Some other Hylian could have inherited the throne and be the true ancestor of Zelda.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I find weird is Zelda never making the connection of
    >Gandondorf = (Calamity) Ganon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has some remark about disliking his name but that's literally it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda has a sort of 6th sense at judging evil people like in OoT where she figure out Ganondorf as he was arriving to the castle, but frankly maybe she is just racist and just happens that Ganondorf was evil.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, why would Calamity Ganon even be trying to reincarnate if he was never dead to begin with, just imprisoned?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to make a new body in BotW as a reincarnation. Most likely to get out of the castle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you went back in time to before Hitler, you would probably see a lot more people around named Adolf, and you probably shouldn't be just automatically suspicious of them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a good argument because Ganondorf still looks like GANONDORF

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and not a pig. Zelda only knew "Ganon" as some immortal force of nature that resembles a pig cloud.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zelda didn't know the Demon Kings name.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She knows his name, watch the tears cutscenes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because every Zelda and Every Link are not the same. games are not conected.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganondorf has always been the same, Ganon was appeared 10,000 and 100 years ago.
        Also:
        >games are not conected.
        You are a moron, every single game before OoT were a direct sequel or a prequel of another and after OoT they to that to moronic levels.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except this is the same Ganon and the same Zelda from BotW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In BoTW, the Gerudo did everything they could to bury the fact Ganondorf was the their patriarch. It's no wonder it wouldn't be common knowledge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gerudo doing their best to BURY that shit. And iirc, I believe only two Gerudo across the entirety of both BotW/TotK in the modern day mention that Calamity Ganon supposedly used to be a Gerudo.

      Not a good argument because Ganondorf still looks like GANONDORF

      She only ever saw the pig cloud, not the weird Sheikah tech golem that has Ganondorf features Link had to fight for phase 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Gerudo media trying to cover the truth/their history. They make a point of it in Botw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they never know its called ganon in BOTW just the calamity, only the boss name during the fight adds ganon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well Sauronman isn't Sauron even though they have the same name

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also wouldn't be surprised if collecting all the Korok seeds rewards you with two fat golden turds, or maybe even a diarrhea dump just to rub it in your face. They HAVE to be trolling at this point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the reward for it in TotK is a slightly bigger turd with four layers rather than 3.
      I wish I was making that up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Collectorgays; When will they learn?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HFOMAchads. . . we can't stop winning. . .

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't be a cuckold and a chad at the same time

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that why zelda is taller than link in totk compared to botw?

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HMOgays seething
    HFOMAbros winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the O in that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        On you moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          On me? What?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            On your mom's pussy gottem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yous trollin cuckold

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when have hylians ever been refered to as "elves" ingame? you are just assuming that they literally are elves instead of just resembling them

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you schizophrenic? is this an actual thread? lmao you all are fricking moronic
    kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendie mad something is negatively implied about his porecious game lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek i dont give a frick about bing bing wahoo, that's why it's so curious to me that you morons care about "canon" in a game for children
        truly kys

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only you knew how bad things have gotten.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Being a moron that think all Zelda games are connected. Lmao.

    Nintendo doesnt care about timeline nor plotholes in stories. they only care about fun gameplay.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no porn of Prince Sidon breaking Links hole with both his dick while the spirit of Princess Mipha watches, partially heartbroken but turned on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a complete sub for Link.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is there no porn of link fricking the gacha suckhole?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate there's a whole doujin of Sidon fricking Link so hard it triggers Mipha's Grace

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, I wrote the series off a couple games ago. What is important is that I want to frick his sister.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vaguely looks like baphomet
    >occult 3rd eye on the forehead
    >cape ornament on chest looks like the freemason square and compass
    >cape has triangle patterns that vaguely look like israeli pedo triangle spirals from the declassified FBI documents
    >his sister Mineru looks like an egyptian deity and share a name very similar to Minerva (or Mineruva ミネルウァ in japanese, a reccuring figure in the occult world, Mineru's frontal skull shape looks very much the owl symbol based on the giant statue in the bohemian grove and she also wears an owl mask on her head

    I know Nintendo has been sneaking masonic/occult shit in their games since the beginning but this one is pretty on the nose. No, I will not take my meds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, I will not take my meds.
      Good, fight the good fight brother.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, I will not take my meds
      with schizo shit like this I don't blame you. If you took your meds you'd overdose just on the prescribed amount.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The third eye isn't even occult. Most of that shit isn't even occult. That's just religious shit that exists overtly in religions outside of the western world. Occult refers to a more secret knowledge or practice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's just religious shit that exists overtly in religions outside of the western world.
        So yes like the other anon said, Nintendo continues to sneak in satanic shit in their games

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jak'race in Jak and daxter is elves thou.
    We still have that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the only one feeling like this game is Jak 3 on steroids am I

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get that feeling but I do feel that I'm going to break my dick at some point fapping to the goat man's sister.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were never elves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they were. The story of Zelda picked up at the end of The Lord of the Rings finale. That elf on the raft sailing away at the end fricked the hobbit and out came the Hyrulian. This was the starting point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were never elves, tard.

      they were ever nelves

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were never elves, tard.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gets me is that TotK doesn't just recot general Zelda lore, but it retcons THE PREVIOUS GAME.

    The ancient advanced civilization in BotW was the Shiekah tribe. They were already old and highly advanced during the Great Calamity 10,000 years ago. All of the ruins and monuments and towers and shrines in BotW were Shiekah.

    So what the frick happened in TotK? The Shiekah are now gone without a trace? No mention at all? All their shrines and towers gone? And replacing them is now an even more ancient race: The Zonai! Shrines? Oh those were Zonai. Towers? Oh those were Zonai. Sky islands? Where the frick did those come from? Zonai. Where did the Shiekah go? Who the frick knows, Zonai.

    And it gets even worse when you start thinking about the time travel. The Great Calamity happened 10,000 years ago, thousands of years after the original Gannon was sealed. Which means Zelda was sent back a minimum of 15,000 to 20,000 years. So when Mineru lamented that it could take 'centuries' for the Master Sword to heal, she actually meant 200 CENTURIES! HOLY SHIT. Did Nintendo think any of this through?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the game was originally going to be about the Sheikah and all the fancy Zonai tech was actually Sheikah shit but they rewrote the entire story to be about the Zonai after seeing how prominent they were in fan speculation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The towers and the purah pad are based on Sheikah tech. I agree with the rest though, they should not have ignored the Sheikah tech as much as they did.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda sucks there are no guardians at all. Even the ones buried on the great plateau just vanished. It's really weird.
      It's kinda like TotK isn't really a story sequel, just an alternate story in the same world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all blew up after Calamity Ganon was defeated
        Makes perfect sense

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is one on the roof of Hateno research lab. They relly should have left a few more of them in.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one still sitting on top of the Hateno Research Lab, and the tentacles in the skyview towers could be repurposed from them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the game clearly has something like a 5ish year time skip. Wouldn’t be surprised if they disabled and dismantled all that shit to avoid another calamity incident. I will admit I am curious where all the divine beasts disappeared to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What gets me is that TotK doesn't just recot general Zelda lore, but it retcons THE PREVIOUS GAME.

        The ancient advanced civilization in BotW was the Shiekah tribe. They were already old and highly advanced during the Great Calamity 10,000 years ago. All of the ruins and monuments and towers and shrines in BotW were Shiekah.

        So what the frick happened in TotK? The Shiekah are now gone without a trace? No mention at all? All their shrines and towers gone? And replacing them is now an even more ancient race: The Zonai! Shrines? Oh those were Zonai. Towers? Oh those were Zonai. Sky islands? Where the frick did those come from? Zonai. Where did the Shiekah go? Who the frick knows, Zonai.

        And it gets even worse when you start thinking about the time travel. The Great Calamity happened 10,000 years ago, thousands of years after the original Gannon was sealed. Which means Zelda was sent back a minimum of 15,000 to 20,000 years. So when Mineru lamented that it could take 'centuries' for the Master Sword to heal, she actually meant 200 CENTURIES! HOLY SHIT. Did Nintendo think any of this through?

        Why are you complaining that a direct sequel isnt about the exact same thing as the previous game.
        We did the "highly advanced magitek ninja tribe" thing already, they're still in the game to various degrees (Several sheikah desendants like purah, robbie, impa, paya etc.), the Purah Pad + skytowers are all sheikah tech.
        There's clearly a differentiation between the themes of Sheikah and Zonai.

        Whereas Sheikah tech was meant to contrast the wilds/nature theme of the world by being mdoern technology (Purah pad/sheikah stone and the map and data transferral are literally computers, robots with AI, bombs and master cycle functioned like a 3d printer etc.), the Zonai technology is supposed to be more industrial in nature. Mechanical.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are you complaining that a direct sequel isnt about the exact same thing as the previous game.
          but it is...
          its still short and boring shrine puzzles, but now they're green, not blue!!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The puzzles are 100x more engaging this time around though.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I unironically enjoyed this, I dont see the issue.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hah I'll show the baby mode shapes puzzle
                >still struggles due to lack of dexterity
                This is embarrassing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hardest part at this stage is just getting the hang of how to twist shapes the way you want.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost like this shrine is teaching you how to do this stuff so you can use the skills in the overworld and depths. Wow!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that was my point.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but they’re even easier this time around
              The amount of dumbass combat tutorials is insulting too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was exactly one active guardian deep within the depths somewhere and its location changed every time you fast travelled

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that wouldve been really cool

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My biggest question is what happened to the shrine of resurrection, its just a yiga hideout now whithout any tech or hints apart from a healing pond where link used to wake up. Did zelds traveling back retconned the tribe?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't there a bunch of uncorrupted ones in the shrines? Wouldn't they be repurposed for more useful things now that Link has passed all his trials?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So when Mineru lamented that it could take 'centuries' for the Master Sword to heal
      no. she said it would take centuries, so zelda would die long before it would heal. so her only choice was to become an everlasting dragon.

      it wouldve healed centuries in, but she kept it for all those years after.

      please use your brain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheikah shit either disappeared once its purpose was fulfilled or was salvaged by Robbie and Purah to build the new towers.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be the Champion of Hyrule. You have no Master Sword, you have no rupees, you have no heart containers. You are a blond twink twisted by Zonai tech and implants into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, Ganon. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the goddesses mock you. Your fellow soldiers are disgusted and ashamed of you, the champions laugh at your girlish appearance behind closed doors. Gerudo are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gerudo to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Hyruleans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Gerudo. Your triforce of courage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a champion to go home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low durability, 10 minute recharge master sword. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "HYUT" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Ganon's supremacy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spend all your zonai charges, tie a noose, attach it to a rocket platform construction, and plunge into the unforgiving skies. The champions will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a 'hero' like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with unreadable Hyrulean squiggles, and every Korok for the rest of eternity will use you as fertilizer. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that clearly never defeated Ganondorf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just saw a Hyrulean with a Zonai. It’s over, Hyrule has fallen.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman clearly has elf ears
    I know this isn't bait and you're actually just moronic

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking would
    for the both of them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that goat is a man?
      i would

      Sonia has great taste

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that goat is a man?
    i would

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any interaction with Mipha or her statue in this game?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, fire Aonuma.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this timeline not long into the future of classic games?
    I got the midna helmet and it said it resembles head wear of twilight long ago
    So it seems more that;
    >Start as hylian descendant skyelf people
    >Turn into landwalking humanelf people
    >Mass race mixing occurs
    >Turn into goatelf people
    >Turn into lanadwalkibg humanelf people

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the royal family has the goat man blood. Most Hylians are just hylians. Although there are interspecies racemixes as we see hylian zora/gerudo relationships.

      Goron dont reproduce like the other species

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they give Aonuma a raise.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WEWUZ BAPHOMET N SHEIT
    freemasonbros...we got too wienery

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda worships Gerudo dick.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she already has the elvish ears before the big muttoning

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Zonai made the Skyward Sword roboids?

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the same old fricking pieces remixed in a different puzzle
    lore does not matter
    they'll tell you it matters when you can purchase a product that explains it or some shit
    don't be moronic

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These things are closer to the three goddesses than hylians and also the hylian's ancestors.

    Were they always deformed chicken people or did they become that way? Are the three goddesses deformed chicken people?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to extrapolate some greater lore from aonumas zelda
      This will always be a losing battle.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aonuma has always done this.
    He got rid of the deku and turned kokiri in to this.
    We still don't have a good reason why the zora are back either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to extrapolate some greater lore from aonumas zelda
      This will always be a losing battle.

      https://i.imgur.com/0QV4wMk.jpg

      >Hylians are no longer elves.
      >they're actually hybrid human/goat freaks!
      >This is retroactive to all past games too! Link has ALWAYS been a disgusting deformed goat ear boy!
      This was done out of pure spite. They could've done ANYTHING else. What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?

      Everything can be answered with this one sentence
      >Aonuma is a hack

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We still don't have a good reason why the zora are back either.
      Because fish turning into birds when the world floods was always moronic.
      That and everyone likes the zora a lot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zora were freshwater. Not saltwater. You cant just take a fish from a lake and it put it in the ocean.

        From the moment time travel is inserted into a story you can stop taking it seriously because canonically endless timelines come into existence at the same time and any fricking shit you can imagine can be a reality on one of these timelines. It is the kind of thing that devs do either to please fans by saying "all your fanfictions can be real" or simply laziness to create a story that has consistency. It's easier to put in time travel and then be free to create whatever comes to mind without even having to worry about what the writers have established beforehand.

        Thats funny because the entire point of Botw's place in the timeline was that all the previous timelines converged into one, eventually.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which just shows how bad of a writer he is.
        I have no clue why this guy got zelda, nintendos second biggest IP behind mario.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Great Sea was cursed so that nothing could live there. The Zora were forced out so they wouldn't find Hyrule.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more furgay races
    Based
    >less human races
    BASED
    >the 'human' races are all part goat and canonically mixed raced
    BASED BASED BASED
    This game will cause enough seethe to warm us until the next game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the 'human' races are all part goat but show no no physical aspect of it
      Missed opportunity

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Hylians really elves? Elves are
    >beautiful
    >noble
    >magic
    >long-lived
    >wise
    Meanwhile, Hylians are
    >average
    >dumb
    >not magic
    >short-lived
    >dumb
    They just seem like humans with pointy ears.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look on the bright side. At lease they’re not butt ugly like they were in twilight princess. Link and Zelda and a few NPCs were the only Hylians not fricking ugly in that game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So glad they got rid of cringe miis

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's interesting how ugly most of the NPCs in the game are. This makes the few girls who are not ugly draw more attention.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen some ugly cuts in totk though. People without noses, afro guys and some people who look like skeletons.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Ganker not play the game? Rauru is not the ancestor of all hylians, just the royal family. What is it with people who say bullshit and then other people just roll with it and then no questions it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, because there were already hylians around before he showed up.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Rauru's feet!

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Link has ALWAYS been a disgusting deformed goat ear boy
    yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t unusual either. Links turned into a fairy, goron, zora, deku, rabbit, wolf. Just adding goat to the list.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was never "born" as one of those and always had to transform into them you subversive israelite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not blonde hair

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goat grandpa was a better dad to Zelda than her own dad. That’s a very low bar to pass though

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are no longer elves
    Never were
    Didn't bother to read the rest

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think that the goat like beings (they’re based on cherubims) are actually genetically related to the Hylians for sure this is never stated

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zonai are reptilian and it's only the royal family (afawk), they don't officially have any kids. Their successors might've even adopted, we don't know.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jak and Daxter is now a spin-off series set centuries after Zelda games

    Change my mind

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are fluorinated bots so adamant in denying the subversive nature of this new title? They doubled down on the masonic homosexual programming from Breath of the Wild with a literal drag hat you get from instituting a unipolar globohomosexual world order in Hateno under the guise of sustainability, not to mention the homosexual Naydra outfit which conditions kids into an autogynophilic mindstate. Also Hylians being birthed from the primordial eve having sex with what is cleary supposed to be the guise of the Baphamet. Also Zelda is told to become a promethean transhuman god by the guise of Anubis which comes from pagan Egypt who worshipped the devil and enslaved the old Hebrews. This game should be banned and anyone who defends it should be killed. Of course the glaringly high reviews for sich a mediocre product on a technical and ludonarrative level is not a coincidence, it is a active three letter agent jesuit masonic demoralization agenda.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes everything revolves and originates around some trash occult stories and characters. Theres zero originality in the world, everything just spirals from those things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds anon your family is terrified

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy
      Fricking
      VEY

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will ditch this shit lore in 8 years anyways

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the female goats just sexy humans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a hylian dumbass, play the gaem or at least do research you ignoramus!

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it do you have against goats?

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rauru and Sonia aren't of the same race.
    Rauru is a demi-god who feel in love with the priestess Sonia. Please pay attention to the plot before talking shit.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the moment time travel is inserted into a story you can stop taking it seriously because canonically endless timelines come into existence at the same time and any fricking shit you can imagine can be a reality on one of these timelines. It is the kind of thing that devs do either to please fans by saying "all your fanfictions can be real" or simply laziness to create a story that has consistency. It's easier to put in time travel and then be free to create whatever comes to mind without even having to worry about what the writers have established beforehand.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking boring, it unironically made me feel like I can handle a ubisoft game after it.
    Downloaded FC5 because of it.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where the Goat people already near extinction when Ganon tried to take over the land? I think we only see 2 of them.

    So they are like the atlanteans mixing up with the uncultured cavemen and passing their technology to them.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Satan actually the bad guy or is it a divine psyops?

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hylians existed before the Zonai
    >Rauru and Sonia shows that there was interbreeding between the two
    >There are no full Zonai left in Hyrule by BotW and TotK
    >Thus means the Hylians bred the Zonai into effective extinction

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ancient hero looks like he could be a hylian/zonai hybrid too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently there were only rauru and his sister left anyways so they were already extinc

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw /x/ thread on totk the other day

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing wrong with being a goat mutt

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's based as frick. Cope harder, shitter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epic post! It's nice to see another 2016+ Redditor here. :DDD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mmm, yes, cope~

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t really make sense if you read the fricking bible the cherubim don’t have kids with the humans which I am pretty sure the goats are based on they are in essence cherubim.
    WHICH I GUESS TO MAKE IT CLEARER SINCE YOU HAVE NOT READ THE BIBLE, they would be angels though not necessarily fallen angels the angels all followed Lucifer, duh. Don’t bother reading the fricking bible morons.

    Anyway, it seems like botw and totk could have happened before skyward sword but lost people place these games all the way after all the other Zelda games so they are not the oldest descendants of the royal family thus it further points to their being no goat in the royal family. But still it sort of seems like the far distant hyrule past could have been before skyward sword you know? Either way it doesn’t really make sense the timeline

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you thinking of nephilim

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The peasants aint' descended from goats. Just zelda and her sweet goat booty.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This was done out of pure spite.
    I doubt they even considered the possibility of some stupid Dobson tier autist getting mad at this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don't ike zoophilia you are literally dobson

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The royal bloodline of Hyrule is supposed to be part Zonai
    >This means Rauru and Sonia must have had a child, as Sonia even points out that they and Zelda share blood
    >Rauru and Sonia are never shown as having children, nor does Mineru have a known child

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably just had one offscreen if we know that Zelda is descended from them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a kid's game. Implying that babies come from pregnancies would be like Zelda saying Santa isn't real.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they did it to save our eyes from that inbreed abortion, but then they gave link that special costume for beating all the 120 shrines...

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have a 7 foot goat man breed you and and have his mixed race babies

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a furry but those birds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am a furry and i want penn to punch me in the face for not making dinner fast enough

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No more green tunic
    >Master Sword is a weak piece of shit
    >Tri-Force? Who cares about the Tri-Force?
    >Hylians are goat people now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And link’s a femboy now too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >T. Troonjak
        Japanese aren't demented homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the tunic of the wild?
      Its literally botw/totk link canon green tunic. Literally handed over to the hero by the ancient sheikah once he finishes all the shrinred aka once he is worth it.

      >inb4 you can get it in totk too and its really easy now

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no proof that they bred with the goat man

    “ We speculate that Tears of the Kingdom's placement is at the furthest point in the known timeline and is also set before Skyward Sword. This is due to three references that connects both of these games.”

    Ha I was right some other publication thinks this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its silly to try and force all these games together chronologically. If we’re doing that though the master sword already exists so it cant be before SS.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still need to forge the Goddess Sword/Master Sword in order for the Master Sword to later go back in time before the Master Sword existed.

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goat freaks
    Nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna get real freaky with him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are zonia built to breed hyruleans?

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hylians exist and are shown in the past
    >"WHAT THE FRICK WHY ARE HYLIANS GOAT HYBRIDS NOW"
    you people are dumber than usual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you do realize that these threads aren't made by people who know or care about what they're talking about right? They're just doing it for the Ganker outrage dopamine hit

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prior games mentioned that Hylians were humans that intermingled with the gods. It's why they had pointy ears.

    It just turns out the gods were ayyyys.

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But sonia is already hylian, they even say it. Rauru just started the royal bloodline, not the entire race
    That's what I understood anyway

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the woman normal?

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    help me out bros.... I'm getting filtered

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Connect the middle ball and the big ball via the small ball in straight line. Make sure the middle ball is in on the right. Basic High school physics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just fused the big ball to a spear and threw it at the target and it fricking works.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loregayging for zelda
    LMAO
    They couldnt even give two shits about story consistency between botw and totk, yet you expect them to give a shit about the timeline bullshit?

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't elves be goats? moron.

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's still malding over WW getting trashed. and TP being more popular.

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?
    The guy couldn't beat LoZ, LoZ 2 or LttP, he would rather cut grass and talk to NPCs

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright where is the Rauru cucking Asgore by getting with Toriel

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter Rito Village
    >Kass' daughters are all hot teen bird girls now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rito in botw/totk are so fricking ugly. I liked them more when thry were humans with beaks and wings. Now they look like some shitty furry oc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he likes "human but with [blank] attached"
        Literally the worst way to design a "race" in fiction

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon almost no one has this opinion

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone who isn't a furry homosexual has this opinion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            most normal people don’t scream FURRY every time they see a cartoon animal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one except a handful of gays who appear to think that the internet is still in the 2000s gives a shit about animal characters in videogamea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, botw didn't do much right, but it at least made the rito and zora more diverse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive never seen people complain about the botw rito before, ngl. just because something's furry-adjacent doesn't make it bad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Now they look like some shitty furry oc
        and thats a good thing, I love their little bird feets

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        all gangsta till the shota birb comes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is too cute, you should not have such feelings towards him

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            too late anon... too late

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did this ever get finished? Asking for a friend haha

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                work in progress

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looking forward to it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the footjobs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          too late anon... too late

          imagine the footjobs

          >wearing eyeliner
          What a prostitute!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the cute pp

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ancient goat furries are now responsible for everything
    >No trace of Ancient Sheikah and their tech and tons of shrines and towers and everything that the first game revolved around, and that Hylians and the whole world was obsessed with, to be found ANYWHERE
    TotK is just the result of Nintendo not knowing what the frick to do for a follow-up to the unexpected massive success of BotW, and deciding to just do the same shit a second time with a different coat of paint.

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This all happened AFTER OoT. The kingdom fell and was reestablished. Skyward sword is still canon.

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is 'madeup fantasy race 1'
    better than 'madeup fantasy race 2'? who gives a frick

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Queen Sonia

    Unironically the first time ive ever seen her get posted. Holy frick she screams SEX

    And you homosexuals rather jerk off to furry shit? morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unfortunately can not stop being a homosexual. sonia is a pretty great design though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ears too long
      eagly earings
      ugly dress
      ugly tribal body paint
      ugly ugly ugly ugly

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there just isn't a series that's more impossible to discuss on Ganker than Zelda right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Undertale probably.

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no Zelda cannon. Stop being a sperg

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people upset about canon in their fantasy fiction have never had to deal with arthurian literature

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's nintendo's fault for trying to make a coherent timeline to begin with

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthurian literature is handled far better than Zelda's believe it or not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthurian legend is the result of three different zeitgeists writing the same story over the course of at least a millennia. You cant really compare it with faster clusterfricks.

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The royal lineage is. Link isn't a royal. Lineage isn't hard to understand, but I guess you're a mutt.

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    'GOAT IN!' takes on a whole new meaning

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it turns out the ancient Elves who ruled Hyrule Kingdom were a bunch of furgays who fricked wild beasts in the forest
    YOU JUST KNOW

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enormous mistake making you have to go to a specific region to start quests that require visiting the stables. The quest should have just started when talking to Penn at the lookout.
    Frick, even forcing you to go to the lookout first for the paraglider was a mistake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The padding really hurts the game in a big way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lookout Landing is a brief moronation check for new players that ignored every story hook prior to that point (meeting Ganondorf underneath the castle, meeting Rauru's ghost, Zeldussy dragon greeting you on the sky island), if they still ignore the new structure on Hyrule Field that wasn't there in the last game, they're hopeless

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been fine for story and progression. It's just strange to withold the paraglider. Nothing stopped you from going anywhere at the start of BOTW. Good luck getting anywhere without the paraglider. Should have just given it to us on the sky islands.
        You know I was skeptical about BOTW just giving you everything on the Great Plateau before release because Zelda was about getting new shit as the game progressed. But I understood why when the game actually came out. But now all of a sudden they want to pull this bullshit?
        Autobuilder and camera being things you have to find is good enough but no paraglider is dumb. And so is starting Penn's quests only when you decide to visit the Rito area.
        Bad design in a game that otherwise has good design.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're playing BOTW and you still don't know where the paraglider is after you've gotten back down to the surface your first assumption should probably be "I haven't finished the 'tutorial' yet then" tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see musicians at woodland stable
      >clearly understand what I need to do
      >get yelled at everytime i touch at the wagon
      >can't start quest without the homosexual bird from rito stable
      what were they thinking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing of TotK is so objectively worse than BotW that it's a joke, literally what were they thinking
      >BotW has great tutorial area that is both extremely open and gives you literally everything you need to explore (paraglider, tower activations, story set up)
      >can immediately go in any direction/town and easily complete objectives
      >each race's quest has some similar beats but the stories are still separate and enjoyable in any order
      >memories are a good extra that can be done in any order and fill in the blanks without hurting the other quests

      >TotK tutorial is still good but clearly a step down with much more handholding
      >and to obtain the basic ability to get map info or fricking glide you need to follow the main quest for a while with no immediate indication of this
      >each faction's quest line is structured as if it's the "first one" making them extremely identical and redundant with the 4th explanation of the imprisoning wall being painful
      >memory nonsense is very spoilery depending on the order you find them and finishing them before doing all the faction quests makes the redundant "where is Zelda?!" even worse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lookout Landing is a part of the tutorial since why would you outright ignore the story lead it places you right in front of, it's the same thing as being forced to talk to King Rhoam to get the paraglider.

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda
    >lore
    you have only yourself to blame

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    totk takes place on a different timeline by itself
    botw also takes place on a different timeline by itself

    you are right about one thing though these games hate/feel ashamed of the rest of the series for sure. they'll trickle 10 seconds of the zelda theme into your ear and abruptly cut it off after hearing droning random piano plucks for 10 minutes and that's basically how the music is for everything except dragon roost music be kept intact for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >series known for its musical excellence and memorable tunes
      >even had its most celebrated games give you instruments to play yourself
      >latest games feature an annoying 10 second piano hook that a 3 year old could have thought up and nothing else
      >only reason you remember it is because you wish you were listening to Lost Woods instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, no, I really don't wish I had Twilight Princess's Hyrule Field blaring in my ears while on a stretch of land as large as the Great Plateau, let alone throughout 80% of the rest of the map.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Part of the reason they went with the minimalist music was because they made the game too big. You'd get sick of every track in Ocarina if you ran around as much as in these games in any given area. It's still bad music.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was already sick of the bombastic music in an overworld of Twilight Princess's size.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda’s music is honestly overrated as hell

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          OOT had the best soundtrack hands down. Everything else was mid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >saying that in a timeline where WW exists.
            Wrong.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >totk takes place on a different timeline by itself
      >botw also takes place on a different timeline by itself
      I legitimately wish that is the case, it would at least mean that they'd revisit the classic 3D formula sometime and maybe we'd get a third Hero of Time game eventually. It would be the best case scenario.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every post that says Tears is separate from Breath or that Breath and Tears are separate from everything else did not play the first five fricking minutes of Tears which opens up on Zelda mentioning the Calamity.

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo is for trannies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm cis hetero white male and I love nintendo.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I plank while I play the switch

  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you actually play the game? They aren't hylians, they were a co existent race.

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is retroactive to all past games too
    they never said that

  137. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "Hylians are 100% humans!-schizo" from /tg/ must be having a meltdown rn

  138. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduce zonai in botw
    >described as barbaric war tribe with some magic power
    >zonai in totk
    >space goat gods with highly advanced technology that also founded hyrule

    zelda lore fans should just end themselves aonuma doesn't care about any lore continuity or consistency.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the Zonai are all fricking dead when peaceful Rauru and Mineru found Hyrule, then they quietly spread their genes into the human Royal Family and go extinct, I don't think these two stories are incompatible or one overwrites the other

      I think Aonuma's got you licked on this one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dummy, the barbarian tribe is whatever race this guy is, which is not Zonai

      That's unironically your reward for beating every shrine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats very clearly a Zonai anon, now whtether there are different tribes of Zonai is a question.
        But as i found with this game as a whole, almost none of it is consistent with BotW to begin with, so who cares.

  139. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how does Rauru found Hyrule when the ending of SS was Link, Zelda and Groose founding Hyrule?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The word Hyrule is not said even once in Skyward Sword

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Aonuma's fault that you think "we've founded Hyrule" means it's at the beginning of the series' timeline. If you're even caring about the timeline you've read the Hyrule Historia, which means you've seen timelines where Hyrule dies as a country and is refounded later.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Rauru's founding is after the other games. Hyrule was already in deep decline in LoZ and AoL. It collapsed and was founded again.

  140. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watched the last trailer for totk when they released it
    >one shot of rauru and i thought it's a female character
    >jerk off to it
    >play totk
    >rauru is a dude
    wtf nintendo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes it very much better

  141. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I'm jonesing for that goat pussy. I need the goussy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds me of the mouse from ff9

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want people to draw her already goddamn

  142. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So humans and hylians are once again different races?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no only the hyrule royal family has goat genes mixed in now. Everyone else is still the same

  143. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knows Koizumi is his better while he's floundered hard with the series for the past 20 years.

  144. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't beaten TOTK yet but I've seen the first ear where Zelda meets these furries. How does SS work with this? It's before Hyrule was even named and before it had any king. But there were already people up in Skyloft. They were referred to as humans in the game, but they're clearly what would eventually become Hylians.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonia is Hylian so this is WAY later

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why did she need to ride goat wiener to get the Hylians we see later on? They already looked like Hylians up in Skyloft. It just seems like another origin story that didn't need to happen.

  145. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    only the royal family is descended from rauru, cutscene skipper-kun

  146. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for human/hylian wiener

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would I?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally diving into the pussy like a tex avery cartoon

  147. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The zelda backstory is getting dumber and dumber.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best part of the reboot is this will be retconned next game anyways

  148. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hylians are way older than the zonai if you go by "lore", but really each zelda is independent.

  149. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when they changed the colors on sonics arms, it was done out of pure spite.
    The game is just an evocation of the hyperborea meme. Get over yourself.

  150. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you go from this...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...to THIS?

      Too much undertale. That's how we lost papi.

  151. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...to THIS?

  152. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick post more Rauwu goat

  153. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most attractive male in all the realm now walks among the Gerudo openly

    Imagine.

  154. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus why do zelda characters look so deformed and ugly? is link and zelda the only decent looking creatures in their world?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much. riju is alright as well but most hylians are ugly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what happens when you don't have goat blood to dilute the Hylian's natural tendency towards inbreeding

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That or it's a bunch of rural bumpkins and all the good looking city hylians died in the calamity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does no one cry out when Nintendo makes their characters intentionally ugly but people will call out western devs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Zelda has a grabbable ass and Riju covers everything she doesn't have. gays have Link so they've covered most of their bases.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are tons of hot npcs in totk/botw
          Nintendo just mixes shit up with ugly npcs. ITs honestly better, makes the hot ones more memorable, just like irl

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are random peasants anon. Find me a picture of an attractive peasant

  155. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick cares about zelda's lore?
    don't idiots realize it's the same plot re told over and over again? (with exception of a couple of games)

  156. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but how big is Rauru

  157. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hylians have never been elves

  158. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a new Rauru thread

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