>I actually knew CQC all along, I just didn't feel like using it

>I actually knew CQC all along, I just didn't feel like using it
jesus kojima just say that he picked up after 2, this is just moronic

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Old Snake really pulled the "I don't want to play my main but your b***h ass is playing her wrong so I'm going to rape you in the mirror match"

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Continuity autism can be either kino or completely embarrassing.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big Boss is just that lame that Snake purposefully trained himself to be as different as he could. It's just like Tekken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why the seethe though?
      it's not like with liquid where big boss actively made his life hell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >why the seethe though?
        Metal Gear 1 and Metal Gear 2

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was much more moronic in 3 where somehow after 2 days of cqc training ocelot can stand up to big boss in a hand to hand fight. At least with Solid it made sense he knew how to cqc since he was trained by big boss specifically.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big Boss spent a lot of time around Snake as his commander in Foxhound and had time to teach him CQC. It comes natural to his clones as demonstrated by child Liquid in 4.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What you actually mean is that kojima picked and choosed what he'd keep in each games story. It wasn't just a post two thing. Four in it's entirety pretty much forgets the first game had a player choice which character died, a choice that was completely retconed as both characters are in four

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      otacon survives in the meryl ending though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MGS2 already confirmed the Meryl ending was canon in a codec conversation where he mentions they broke up because she was too much of a tomboy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they broke up because she was too much of a tomboy
        How is one too much of a tomboy?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          she wanted to wear snakes boxers and kept wanting to be on top during sex, and spend too much time at the gun range with him. Snakes stupid. Or maybe she started working out and it turned snake off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he mentions they broke up because she was too much of a tomboy
        that's snake's cope during 2, 4 reveals that he's just too much of an adrenaline junkie for a quiet life so he got so depressed that he picked up alcoholism
        to solve this he dumped meryl and created philanthropy with otacon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know, but that's all we had to go on to know Meryl was even alive for a long time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            didn't she appear physically during one of the snake tales included in 2?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Did she? I don't remember that but it might've just been too long.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Snake Tales are canonically an alternate dimension, though. I don't think our Big Shell was ever host to Gurlugon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Jeez it’s been so long I forgot about those. What happens in those?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they're just little playable side stories from the perspective of snake while raiden was fricking about

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Snake Tales are canonically an alternate dimension, though. I don't think our Big Shell was ever host to Gurlugon

              Jeez it’s been so long I forgot about those. What happens in those?

              Yes she appears in the tanker one where snake wears a higher res version of his shadow moses sneaking suit
              You fight olga with a meryl model swap
              It's a cool one
              I only vaguely remember another where
              you play as plisken infiltrating the big shell taking pictures of giant monsters or something
              Or were the photography missions a VR mission set?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Now I remember. But yeah, non canon and Snake Tales were only introduced in Substance, right? That mention was already in OG MGS2.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >snake became an alcoholic
          It would be mini if we got an msg game but snake is just steamed all the time

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Snake ever say he knew CQC?

    If you’re referring to what Eva said it’s only cause that’s what she would know it as . Besides the real mindfrick is that Snake is supposed to be speaking Russian during the Virtuous mission

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Did Snake ever say he knew CQC?
      OP literally refers to the codec call with Otacon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the climax of 1 is a cqc fight with liquid but ok
    you also punch gray fox in the dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the climax of 1 is a cqc fight with liquid but ok
      It's not. Solid canonically used CQC for the first time in combat in MGS4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CQC is more complex than the Super Mario 64 punch-punch-kick combo Snake uses in MGS1.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I WOKE UP AND I KNEW KARATE

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima shouldn't have made MGS after 2. The story already went complete moron and it kept getting crazier. I wonder what game he would've even made if Konami didn't force him every single time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 was the best tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        3 was the start of all the retcon shit. The Patriots went from a mysterious Illuminati organization to some British senile c**t that didn't control his organization properly. That dorky Para-Medic that loves Japanese shit and movies? Turns out she created the Les Enfants Terribles. That autistic /k/ homie? He became the DARPA Chief. And then we had so many games where big boss isn't actually the bad guy everyone tries to make him out to be.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That was established in 4, though. At least for the non-Zero members of the Patriots

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s all true but 3 is still the best followed by 1 and 2

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I'd want to see in a metal gear movie is a Snake versus Big Boss showdown like in 2 where Snake tries all of his fancy kicks and Boss just fricking bodies him and insults his less efficient fighting style.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS FRICKING SERIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      emulators

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MGS1
      >PS1/emulator, or native PC version
      MGS2
      >PS2/emulator, PS3 (HD collection)/emulator, or native PC
      MGS3
      >PS2/emulator, PS3 (HD)
      MGS Portable Ops
      >PSP/emulator
      MGS4
      >PS3/emulator
      MGS Peace Walker
      >PSP/emulator, PS3 (HD)
      MGSV
      >meh, skip it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not starting with MG1
        NGMI

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          only 3 has an english version of MG2, right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I guess, that's how I played it, on the PS3 HD Collection version of 3.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually a based excuse for why a mechanic only introduced in the prequel didn't exist in the franchise yet
    >because, uh, it was just too powerful
    >I am a karate master and these other kids are just wannabes
    Meanwhile snake fought liquid fought on top of rex with punch-punch-kick, and liquid had what, a two punch combo, and a charge I think?
    The final fight in MGS4 should have had a mike tyson's punch out round where you're just trading fists. Well I guess it did kind of have that

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The alternative was break the 4th wall but the Blu-ray bit played that card instead.

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