>battle between two ancient gods that involve the use of powerful entities and horrific demons >every single one of them makes puns, dumb jokes, or is retarded
I can't stand this dirty nagger. "Durr I will oom to stop you from last hitting then I lose late game". It's been 10 years and he still plays the exact fucking same.
The best part about invoked was the tempo and free casting with the characters mastery, don’t you like muscle memory casts?
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He means by pushing 1 button for sun strike, one button for emp ect
then these aren't scripts, these are macros, scripts imply conditionality
Not anymore, he was nerfed as fuck.
You have to wait 5 or more seconds to set a new spell.
His combos are gone, you use the two spells and became a easy target.
Man, Valve destroyed Dota 2.
He Is always good when played well. Problem is that people would rather play some braindead shit like DK with two buttons than actually making decisions and input skills. The real invoker players are the ones that actually strategize on either going wex/quas/exort each game depending on the matchups and aren't afraid of microing the summons,maximizing a refresher orb combo and making sunstrike reads.
The only reason more people play him right now is because EMP is a free force the opponent to back button and everything fucking dies to Vessel/Cold snap keyboard roll.
Catchy usually short puns/being a dick which is just fun. Also old heros had far far far less lines so you heard the same good ones dozens of time in a single game. Nu dota heros don’t have the same magic with 600 voicelines so you dont hear 100s in a game once and half of them is lore shit nobody cares about
>Feeds first kill mid 3 minutes into the game >cyka blyat anuuu cheeki breeki iv damke retard team >Proceeds to run it down mid the entire game
I hate russians so fucking much.
I've hated them for decades before it was popular to do so
>Russian support dies and blames me >Comes back and starts ruining my last hitting then goes to run it down >But enemy team also has feeding russians cyka blyating at eachother >So we win
I genuinely don't understand what is wrong with these people. I've played hundreds of games where we're getting stomped but the russians in their team have a meltdown and throw.
>4 high pitched looped voicelines without any pause between them
I know contrarianism is Ganker's currency, but please don't say such obvious horseshit.
did you mean to elude me?
shady lanes and sunny glades await
a bargain basement bounty
a lapse in viligence
behold my vile girth
my sentiments precisely
for the night
have a squizz
multiplicities
I love the voicelines in this game so much, they're all so good
i've got the Techies Announcer Kill Streak pack and whenever someone gets a rampage, the small techies guy with the really deep voice says "Rampage." in a monotone deep ass voice and it's hilarious
idk if he's good but he's fun to dick around on in unranked, simply because trying to steal spells and cast them better than your opponents can feels good
I remember the time I would only play invoker, got good enough at him and solod rosh pretty low lvl but high score, team went crazy on mic, probably highlight of my life. Oh, that and 1v1ing a fed ursa with cold snap, necro and spirit... good times also techies farm sim, for when you just wanted to be an annoying cunt
I love Invoker, and I'm really good at hitting sunstrikes. but he does struggle to do damage and get pickoffs compared to other mid heroes. unfortunately I have like a 36% winrate on him 🙁
how do you reply to this without sounding mad?
I'LL CLEAVE YOUR SKULL!
i am STILL mad
fuck those chinks
>Bring him back
>599 us dollars spent on the TI pass that year to buy him as an arcana...of his old self
BIG LEAGUE israelite
When the fuck are they going to bring the old battlepass arcana back
Next TI, probably.
>Having to get ~450 levels just for one arcana
Valve had to be on the crack.
Kinda bullshit they didn't make one more anime persona for her, as an adult she had huge tits and fat ass and it was great
MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION
You just say "wha?" and keep repeating this every time he starts to say something
FUCK SPELLS
magic is gay
why would dragon knight hate magic?
Magic turned him into a dragon, he hates magic.
BOW TO YOUR KING
SHUTTLE AND LOOM
I WEAVE YOUR DOOM
>battle between two ancient gods that involve the use of powerful entities and horrific demons
>every single one of them makes puns, dumb jokes, or is retarded
Just like real life
spam chat pings
Do something other than EMP pussy
i would just tell him "fuck you Carl" or something like that
ENDURANCE RUN, ARGHHHHHHHHH
>SILENCE
>For all your claims, you are still a fool.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/5/5b/Vo_outworld_destroyer_odest_kill_08.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201018121034
I can't stand this dirty nagger. "Durr I will oom to stop you from last hitting then I lose late game". It's been 10 years and he still plays the exact fucking same.
>"Carl, meet Sagan"
QUAS QUAS WEX
I'M WELL AWARE OF INCEST
MY DICK HAS RUN DRY
TIME TO SHOW THOSE israeliteS WHO'S BOSS
OOH! TESTICLE PUNCH
Greatest video ever.
wait is mrhoundmaster back
i need to see his shitposts again before I die
Someone a while back had a whole bunch of them saved. I know Meet The Tusk is still on Youtube.
CARL, IS THAT YOU?
Don't forget invoker got clapped by arc
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DIGITAL SPORTS
>use scripts
>do well with Invoker
>Gabe cracks down on console commands
>use autohotkey instead
how do you pull in-game variables into ahk, smartass?
I just used hotkeys for QWER combinations.
Nothing that fancy.
then these aren't scripts, these are macros, scripts imply conditionality
The best part about invoked was the tempo and free casting with the characters mastery, don’t you like muscle memory casts?
He means by pushing 1 button for sun strike, one button for emp ect
Haven't played in 7 years.
I just liked the cool spells.
I should probably do this for Ghost walk, I always panic and Invoker either tornado or ice wall, it's the only spell I fumble it's infuriating.
It felt legit like an accomplishment to know all of his spells and the combination and be able to cast them right when you needed them.
>universal hero
what were they thinking
>invoker smart
>he went to university
>university hero
Not anymore, he was nerfed as fuck.
You have to wait 5 or more seconds to set a new spell.
His combos are gone, you use the two spells and became a easy target.
Man, Valve destroyed Dota 2.
he's still annoying as fuck even with that limit, especially with EMP having that drag
He Is always good when played well. Problem is that people would rather play some braindead shit like DK with two buttons than actually making decisions and input skills. The real invoker players are the ones that actually strategize on either going wex/quas/exort each game depending on the matchups and aren't afraid of microing the summons,maximizing a refresher orb combo and making sunstrike reads.
The only reason more people play him right now is because EMP is a free force the opponent to back button and everything fucking dies to Vessel/Cold snap keyboard roll.
yeah but he can press the cataclysm button and delete your entire team, hes still busted
>played off and on since before the zogged HTML main menu
>just realized it's the same VA as the spy
>dota voice lines popping into my head at random
how did they make it so good
They didn't, you've just listened to them 5000+ times
>switching lanes on the freeway to one that's less congested
>PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
This actually happened to me earlier this week with "gold is a great conductor"
the sound design in general in dota 2 is stellar, you can tell everything that happens in a teamfight from just sound alone
Catchy usually short puns/being a dick which is just fun. Also old heros had far far far less lines so you heard the same good ones dozens of time in a single game. Nu dota heros don’t have the same magic with 600 voicelines so you dont hear 100s in a game once and half of them is lore shit nobody cares about
Same shit to a lesser extend with tf2 mercs, Valve just knows how to make memorable shit for quoting.
They copied the WC3 formula, only it's way worse.
Nearly EVERYONE remembers all the WC3 lines, which Valve just did bad copies of.
It's a thing for RTS games (of which DotA is one by the way)
>Feeds first kill mid 3 minutes into the game
>cyka blyat anuuu cheeki breeki iv damke retard team
>Proceeds to run it down mid the entire game
I hate russians so fucking much.
I've hated them for decades before it was popular to do so
>Russian support dies and blames me
>Comes back and starts ruining my last hitting then goes to run it down
>But enemy team also has feeding russians cyka blyating at eachother
>So we win
I genuinely don't understand what is wrong with these people. I've played hundreds of games where we're getting stomped but the russians in their team have a meltdown and throw.
I quit like 7 years ago and never came back because of the stupid fucking jungle changes they did which was made worse by the retarded perk system
>e-boiCON
>GREATER e-boi
What the FUCK was Valve thinking?
I love Mireska so much bros. Her laugh is beautiful
Buy an ad
From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!
i got goosebumps whenever i first heard his long voicelines
I love puck's voice so much, there is clearly something wrong with me
>No it's totally fair that I have unlimited spells and you only get 3, 4 if you're lucky~!
One of the thousands of reasoned I dropped this shit.
>Images you can fucking hear
I DENY ALL MAGIC!
that was great, albeit the ending was a bit weird
HoN had by far the superior hero design and voice lines.
>4 high pitched looped voicelines without any pause between them
I know contrarianism is Ganker's currency, but please don't say such obvious horseshit.
He's right though.
WHOOOSH
>Electrician
He was so fun to play
I miss HoN, it was so much better than Dota 2.
did you mean to elude me?
shady lanes and sunny glades await
a bargain basement bounty
a lapse in viligence
behold my vile girth
my sentiments precisely
for the night
have a squizz
multiplicities
KINO
terrorblade is literally me
They didnt deserve this
I love the voicelines in this game so much, they're all so good
i've got the Techies Announcer Kill Streak pack and whenever someone gets a rampage, the small techies guy with the really deep voice says "Rampage." in a monotone deep ass voice and it's hilarious
Is Rudick still any good? Haven’t played Dota 2 in years but rudick and invoker got me tempted
He's extremely annoying because of how long his range is with everything
idk if he's good but he's fun to dick around on in unranked, simply because trying to steal spells and cast them better than your opponents can feels good
yes
>black sea of ignorance
How did valve get away with this?
I remember the time I would only play invoker, got good enough at him and solod rosh pretty low lvl but high score, team went crazy on mic, probably highlight of my life. Oh, that and 1v1ing a fed ursa with cold snap, necro and spirit... good times
also techies farm sim, for when you just wanted to be an annoying cunt
I love Invoker, and I'm really good at hitting sunstrikes. but he does struggle to do damage and get pickoffs compared to other mid heroes. unfortunately I have like a 36% winrate on him 🙁
you play invoker for the fun of muscle memory and knowledge, not to win
you don't gotta tell me that, I just feel sorry for my friends on my team
sorry for what? seeing you pull of sick ass combos like tornado emp meteor defeaning blast? they should be thanking you
PLAY ARTIFACT
DotA is one of the few long-lasting games that still has soul
seriously
>i only managed to find the invoker vid on funnyjunk
you have come in clutch homie
https://funnyjunk.com/This+video+is+not+offensive/movies/5554685/
dude go to
it didn't have that one and "I'm gay. I'm FUCKing gay.
Oh dear"
has been living in my head for like 7 years
LMFAO
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