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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting spoilers. Some of us sisters bought Horizon instead.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is radahn so small

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because instead of being 35+ feet tall, he was merely 15 feet tall at the start of the Shattering when the demigods' civil war started.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Scarlet Rot enlarges everything, including the environment itself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no a single scrap of dialogue, lore, or implication implies Radahn got bigger from being infected with Malenia's Scarlet Rot. In fact its legitimately the opposite, where he learned gravity magic as a kid to keep riding his pet horse so even as he grew bigger naturally, he wouldn't hurt his horse with his growing size and remember his bloodline is part Fire Giant thanks to Radagon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If he was as tall as he was he couldn't fit into his castle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You realize the start of the Shattering in ER's story to the current period of time when you and the other Tarnished shown up is implied to be "age" i.e. thousands of years right? Radahn has probably been insane from being infected with the Scarlet Rot for decades or centuries in Caelid and continued or stopped growing since his fight with Malenia.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he learned gravity magic as a kid to keep riding his pet horse
          youtube commenter moment

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker brainlet moment

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >part Fire Giant thanks to Radagon.
          Can you read?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Double moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        objectively false they've show him as a big lad fighting malenia pre rot nuke

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Radahn arms almost make it looks like Morgott has extra arms grafted onto him
    KINO

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Whole point of Elden Ring is freedom, being controlled/manipulated and self determination vs Demigods warring over scraps on behalf of their puppetteers ~~*Outer Gods*~~
    >Patches gets summoned, sees Radahn and flees
    Clearly Patches is the strongest most intelligent being of the Elden Ring universe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      patches was always the strongest character in these games
      he is literally the last person alive at the end of dark souls 3 apart from you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And has the most drip

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Patches is pretty cucked in ER. Gets himself almost killed to simp for a woman that doesn't care about him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          patches is literally only in the volcano manor to slack off
          hes not even close to danger apart from the player in elden ring

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You skipped his story then. After you finish Rykard you can meet him on the verge of dying in the Shaded Castle.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah i forgot
              the castanets
              because they literally dont do anything at all

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He goes to the Shaded Castle after that, anon. You find him injured on the bridge to the boss, saying he finally got got. He doesn't die, but he gives you castanets to give to Tanith because he fell in love with her.
            She then promptly dismisses his simping and the quest ends.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s Rykard pre snaking moron. Rykard is the only one confirmed to actually have warred against morgott.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those are literally radahns gauntlets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of the soldiers are from Radahn's Red Manes, dummy.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Morgott is confirmed to have been killing tons of dudes singlehandedly during the sieges of leyndell. Plus being a son of godfrey, I could imagine that morgott could smack even someone like radahn if he got the jump on him. Plus home turf advantage. The size discrepancy is negligible, stylized concept art vs in-game models

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >singlehandily held off Radahn and beat him in a one on one early in the Shattering's wars to force the Starscourge to retreat from Leyndell
      >commanded the forces that drove off Godefrey and Radahn's armies
      >lead both the Erdtree Knight Sentinels and founded the Night's Calvary; both are charged with killing heroes and famed champions to protect the Great Erdtree and the capital city of the Lands Between
      What was Morgott so fricking kino?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being driven by duty and principle instead of power-hunger powers him up like friendship to an anime protagonist. He simply has had enough

        Though, to be fair, he did try and get into the erdtree himself and become elden lord. A moment of weakness, maybe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's also the only Demigod who actively tries multiple times to hunt you/The Tarnished down and kill them throughout the story.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he did try and get into the erdtree himself and become elden lord
          That literally the duty of all sharbearers lol. What do you think you are doing throught the game? The tarnished were only called in when no demigod claimed the throne. The fingers didn't know it's because the tree was blocked from the inside. They were convinced the demigods stalled or didn't want to take the title of Lord.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yea I didn't think about that. Basically everyone, including the fingers, didn't account for radagon being in there. Well, regardless, morgott put up a hell of an effort defending the erdtree

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another “ass blasted Maleniagays hide behind Morgott” thread?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Morgott is the best demigod. Best lore, best encounters, best characterization. Unironically the only child of Marika that never did anything wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what did godwyn do wrong?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He jobbed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked a dragon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Be the favorite child and jobbing to w*men.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is the deal with margit and morgott
    and godrick and godefroy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Margit and Morgott are the same person. Margit is a fake persona used by Morgott when he goes out to hunt champions.
      Godrick is a descendant of Godefroy. And a nasty case of model reuse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok
        thats what i thought about margit morgott thing
        since you see him shapeshifting outside the city as well
        and the fact that he said "i'll get you next time b***h"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We literally murder Margit in Stormveil castle. Consuming his runes.
        inb4 muh timelines shenanigans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >We literally murder Margit in Stormveil castle
          You "kill" his projection, you meet him again on the fields of Lyndell again and "kill" him as Margit there too. The omen twins can project themselves into host bodies.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1gGnfmru0tcG

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Morgott singlehandedly protected the Capital against several anti-Leyendell campaigns and also assigned forces to take down Gelmir while generally keeping the entire Altus under a lockdown. He's by far the most competent out of all demigods, such a fricking shame he has too little HP. homie should have been in the same scaling tier as Fire Giant.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    please dlc with more cool weapons and armor
    i want more souls game

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They did my boy dirty.
    Morgott was the highlight of the game, he needed more HP. He should have been, pound for pound, the most difficult standard fight in the game aside from Radagon and the superbosses.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hope we had a whole DLC dedicated to Miquella and the beer making cut content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other future anon here.
      We did not.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only tarnished GIGACHAD in ER.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *ding* *ding* *ding*
      I have an announcement to make
      https://voca.ro/1mLztqNTq7yz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only recently realized that was a mask and not his actual face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CHAMPIONS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So if the PC can kill all the demigods, and even empyreans like Malenia, what's really the difference between demigods and normal people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Tarnished (player) had bullshit or mitigating scenarios at work:

      >Radahn lost both of his feet, was completely insane and feral by the time you fight him and you're also fighting him with super powerful warriors like Blaidd in a raid boss style battle and not solo, lore wise
      >Malenia had not fully recovered still from her battle with Radahn and had been in slumber since their clash in Caelid and her first blossoming of the Scarlet Rot/Goddess of Rot
      >Ensha somehow gets killed despite fully mastering his semi-immortality to craft fricking armor and weapons out of his prior death corpses
      >Morgott was tag-teamed by the Tarnished player and Melina while lacking grave (blessing) from the Greater Will
      >super special serpent (semi-killing) slaying ancient powerful weapon that kills the Rykard part that was assimilated yet isn't really dead and will be back
      >Godskin Apostles and Nobles already canonically killed many demigods and gods (lower g ones) when the Gloam-Eyed Queen warred with Marika and Malekith
      Demigods are divine and uberpowerful but still mortal, and Empyreans are the chosen Gods who act as the delegates of their Outer God like Marika was for the Greater Will and Placidusax sort of was for his Dragon God

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still think there might be some outer god frickery behind why the PC can solo everything in the lands between, beyond

      The Tarnished (player) had bullshit or mitigating scenarios at work:

      >Radahn lost both of his feet, was completely insane and feral by the time you fight him and you're also fighting him with super powerful warriors like Blaidd in a raid boss style battle and not solo, lore wise
      >Malenia had not fully recovered still from her battle with Radahn and had been in slumber since their clash in Caelid and her first blossoming of the Scarlet Rot/Goddess of Rot
      >Ensha somehow gets killed despite fully mastering his semi-immortality to craft fricking armor and weapons out of his prior death corpses
      >Morgott was tag-teamed by the Tarnished player and Melina while lacking grave (blessing) from the Greater Will
      >super special serpent (semi-killing) slaying ancient powerful weapon that kills the Rykard part that was assimilated yet isn't really dead and will be back
      >Godskin Apostles and Nobles already canonically killed many demigods and gods (lower g ones) when the Gloam-Eyed Queen warred with Marika and Malekith
      Demigods are divine and uberpowerful but still mortal, and Empyreans are the chosen Gods who act as the delegates of their Outer God like Marika was for the Greater Will and Placidusax sort of was for his Dragon God

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It also seems like the Outer Gods can't directly, for whatever reason, take part in what goes on in the world. Greater Will is supposed to be chief or at least the most powerful among them with the Frenzied Flame but it left the world after Marika caused the Shattering, the Formless Mother/Transient Mother was trying to establish itself through Mohg the same way the GW did with Marika and Godfrey, Rot God ended up getting sealed by not Wolf and fairy sidekick in the Scarlet Lake and the Dragon God buggered off before or during Placidusax getting WWE smackdown by Godfrey in Farum Azula the climax of the ancient dragon vs Golden Order war.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I want a DLC where we get to meet Link and his fairy friend.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I want a DLC of young Godfrey and Marika beating up Godskin Apostles and fighting the Gloam-Eyed Queen. Alternatively, a second or another DLC with the Linurian vs Leyndell wars between prime Rennala and Carian Royal Knights vs Radagon and GO armies.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly who cares? The plot and lore is a mess and was clearly rewritten so many times not even the devs know what is going on anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring's lore is concise and easy to understand and there are basically no issues with it at all. What are you having trouble understanding?

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