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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies review bombed re4 Remake and spewed nonsesical reactionary transphobic drivel towards remake chads more months now...

    It's only fair you get what's coming to y'all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither the game is that bad but it's not that good

      Nice falseflag, tendie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remake
      >chads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oooOOooooh the tendies are in the walls!!
      OooOOOOOoooh they're going to get youuuuu!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying they aren't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure those were TLoU fanboys. Just like they tried to review bomb Stray.
      Stray. A fricking indie game with cute kitty and nice OST. Naughty Dog fanboys are isnane.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Naughty Dog fanboys are isnane.
        Well you'd have to be to be a ND fanboy in the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-twenty-three, wouldn't you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tendies review bombed re4 Remake
      Tendies aren't interested in RE4 Remake
      Blame the PCgays

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        KEK, tendies backstabbing pcgays again
        Sure, that's why pcgays actually reviewed the game well in Steam, right, tendie?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ this anon sounds like a gay. I'm not even part of this conse war because I'm rich enough to afford whatever, but holy shit console waring children sound like absolute gays.
          Go walk around outside anon, get some sun in your eyes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE4 belongs on the gamecube and you all know it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remake is good because its the same game
      >totk is bad because its the same game
      thats how i see Ganker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tendies review bombed re4 Remake and spewed nonsesical reactionary transphobic drivel towards remake chads more months now
      So tendies are alright dudes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit spacing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >transphobic
      is this bait?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, these are kotaku pedos upset that we didn't like man face ashley

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for making Metacritic even more irrelevant since now not even the user score can give an accurate assessment on if a game is good or not. That website was always dogshit and now there's even less reason to care about its scores.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly
        you fellas want reviewbombing to stop happening?
        then STOP GIVING A SHIT ABOUT METACRITIC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE4 Remake gets -5 points for Ada's VA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Transphobic
      Stopped reading right there, shit opinion discarded.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      The fact that Ganker didn't get instantly that this post is bait is sad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've gatekept harder.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know right? These reviewers would have given a 10 if the game was literally just breath of the wild 2017 in a new box.
    oh wait you actually think this trash is good...

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    please tag your post properly, elite iphone gamer

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5.6
    Now thats a proper score i can agree with

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basiert!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worauf?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        richtige Tatsachen

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is dogshit though

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dont like the game
    >leave negative review
    >REVIEW BOMB!! HES FRICKING REVIEW BOMBING!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game's not a 0/10 but I absolutely understand his criticism.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >devs have to work 100 times harder to get that nintendo 90 points of a approval
          Damn...he's right

          Everything he said is correct. This was a well thought out review but because you're a subhman tendiewendie you think it's wrong to criticize Goytendo

          He's right.

          he is 100% right about everything, except his score. 0/10 is not realistic, it's more like 5-6 / 10.

          if this wasn't called legend of zelda, but legend of some random guy, that would have been the score.

          Samegay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you feel so hurt because a couple of dudes on the internet don't like your game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Irony

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            schizo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >devs have to work 100 times harder to get that nintendo 90 points of a approval
        Damn...he's right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything he said is correct. This was a well thought out review but because you're a subhman tendiewendie you think it's wrong to criticize Goytendo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is 100% right about everything, except his score. 0/10 is not realistic, it's more like 5-6 / 10.

        if this wasn't called legend of zelda, but legend of some random guy, that would have been the score.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hes actually right about the score because its the only way to counteract the blind 10/10ers. If all user reviewscores would be black and white as in: like it/dont like it you could see the overall actual average.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >right about everything, except his score
          But that’s exactly is the problem, isn’t it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really when nintendo fanboys just give out blind 10/10s, some of whom didn't even play the game, and you have to counteract them.

            those are the true "review bombs"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americ**ts crying about a 10 dollar increase in games is hilarious to me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What have CEOs done to deserve that money? The common man is much poorer than these suits homosexuals. Frick off, they deserve a kick in the fricking teeth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The common man can frick off

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i will consoooooooom

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Price increase good.
          Economy good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scoring aside this is a really good review and I've nearly beaten the game already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because he spoke the truth. Sad!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I paid 55 euros.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn, what a gigachad review
        frick Scamtendo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing but the most broken of shit games deserves a 0/10, but his review itself is fine and when people are giving it 10/10s all over the place while doing nothing but fellating Nintendo, I don't have a problem with people doing the opposite. He put far more thought and effort into that long ass review than any of the 10/10 ones I've seen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with him, the game should've been DLC.

        For Nintendo to reuse their own fricking map, for giant mainline Zelda game, it feels cheap, pile on the 70 dolan price tag and It's kinda offensive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What bothers me is how many points he brought up that are entirely applicable to the first game, but got a free pass for years. I'd think the long overdue break from dickriding BotW would make me feel vindicated, but the fact that the criticisms only seem to be aimed at the sequel just annoys me more.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >entirely applicable to the first game, but got a free pass for years
          because, moron, it's the FIRST GAME

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So the flaws aren't actually flaws just because it's their first try? (And let's just ignore the experience of every other Zelda game I guess) Yes, a sequel not fixing/improving things makes them much more apparent and less forgivable, but that doesn't mean the first should get a free pass on many of the same issues simply due to being the first. It makes the issues understandable and forgivable to a certain degree, but it doesn't mean they don't exist. Being first doesn't erase its graphical drawbacks at the time, or its repetitive combat and lack of enemy diversity, or its poor voice acting, or its empty world.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its been Seven YEARS and not one of you schizo troons was ever able to present a single convincing argument against BotW.

              I am not anticipating any against TotK in the NEXT Seven Years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its been Seven YEARS and not one of you schizo troons was ever able to present a single convincing argument against BotW
                Sanest botwgay on Ganker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think people were more willing to excuse BoTW because it was the Zelda team's first foray into a modernized, open-world format.
          But now? Yeah, they shit they were trying to get away with in TotK is completely inexcusable at this point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's absolutely right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cringworthy running animations
        This whole review seems spot on to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the lie? The 0 is too low of a score but everything he said is correct.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is no multiplayer a criticism?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ameripoors getting filtered by a $10 price increase
        LMAO

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          refer to

          one billion seven hundred eighty-eight million
          That's how much BoTW generated for Nintendo. A billion dollars.
          30million copies sold, 60 dollars.
          It's development cost was only 120million dollars.

          The jump to 70 dollar games is an overwhelming scam. Games generate more profit with less expenses than goddamn movies. And movies can sell you a ticket for 10 dollars.
          You can buy a movie for 15 dollars to have forever.
          The gaming industry is a joke and since as a whole, digital sales dwarf physical copies, that's even less expenses in distribution and manufacturing.
          Americans have to stomach food and gas price increases to live. A 16.6% increase in entertainment expenses like purchasing a videogame is not only higher than the average inflation rate currently, but based off the numbers completely asinine and ridiculous. It only serves to buy shareholders a new yacht. There is nothing warranted or justified in raising game prices 17%.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they hated him because he told the truth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's right except for the multiplayer part
        i'm not paying 70€ period

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          55

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm not paying 70€ period
          I got it for 60 Euro in Smyths Toys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy this guy a fricking beer. Beautifully said. Frick goytendo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with them aside from the score. I would give it maybe a 7 or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bringing up those autistic GTA Online Sky maps only underage kiddos play in a review of a nintendo game
        tell me you were 10 years old in 2013 without telling me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to say I like the noises they make in dialogue. I like when its not full voice acting and they just occasionally say a few words. It reminds me of OOT when Zelda would laugh with audio but her words were all text.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His multiplayer bit seems a bit random and stupid and makes me think hes probably very young like under 25 but the rest is fairly accurate

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >review bomb

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    another AAA shit appear to be shit.
    Who could have guessed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting cat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      chad jawline cat

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about critic or user reviews and review scores
    im tiring of having this argument every fricking week

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbots seething

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it tho, xbots arw buttmad over tye redfail situation but that game would be garbage regardless of 27fps fsr, totk on emu is rock wiener 64 solid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly how is anything here wrong?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game runs great and free on my pc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It runs at 1080p docked and doesn't actually struggle to run at 20fps. These reviews were most likely left by Ganker trying and failing again to predict the next TORtanic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you lie?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It runs at 900p, upscaled to 1080p only when docked you lying scumsucker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The casually implied assertion that $70 is acceptable if a game is "next-gen"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's supposed to be reviewing a game, not pretending he's digital foundry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean 6/10 is pretty reasonable for those genuine complaints.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lies about frame rate
        >Lies about "not offering you anything more than previously"
        >genuine complaints.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lies about frame rate
          No it's actually true
          >Lies about "not offering you anything more than previously"
          No that's actually also true. Unless you're going to argue that TotK is actually worth more than BOTW in terms of content?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not. It runs at solid 30fps 99% of the time. Saying "it struggles to run" is simply disingenuous.
            >Unless you're going to argue that TotK is actually worth more than BOTW in terms of content?
            Are you arguing it doesn't? Because that would be a blatantly false statement.
            And I paid for it the same as for BotW because it costs the same here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's not. It runs at solid 30fps 99% of the time. Saying "it struggles to run" is simply disingenuous.
              Having dips at all is problem enough.
              >Are you arguing it doesn't? Because that would be a blatantly false statement.
              Go on, justify that statement. It's a sequel to a game so having all the same shit the original had is a given and also adding to that is also a given so are you unironically saying that every sequel should be more expensive since it's got more than what the original had? Should games in a series just keep harking up the price?
              >And I paid for it the same as for BotW because it costs the same here.
              Nobody cares about your anecdote.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares about your butthurt criticism either

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re hilarious though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all the negative reviews are tepid IQ poorgays
            LOL.
            based Nintendo FILTERED morons with 3D-spatial-awareness puzzles. Only white men and asians can play this game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's fricking getting weird, this is way too organised, across Ganker as well to be just shit posting. This is a raid and a war of truth at this point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6/10 instead of 0/10
      >solid complaints
      Is this a falseflag to make you morons look bad, or? Literally could've picked anything else

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I'm not trying start a war here, I have a ps4 and a switch but his criticism is valid here.
      the game does run at 20fps at times and in 720p.
      The game is overpriced a little, it should've been 60 bucks instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh noes the frames dropped by one! game ruined forever!
        Here's to six more years of Ganker seething! truly Nintendo is the gift that keeps on giving.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >frames dropped by one
          nta but are you moronic? That sort of frame drop, at 720p is unacceptable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Nintendo needs to fail because of this! I know they'll fail any day now! Because the game isn't running at 1000 fps at 500000 resolution, surely it'll lose all of its prestige and awards and universal acclaim.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, okay, so you are a moron then. Carry on.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My apologies sire, I was not aware of your profound moronation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If fps drops by 1 then you get half the responsiveness. That's how vsync works.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's how vsync works.
            Double buffered vsync.
            Industry standard is triple buffered vsync for 2 decades.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing about 30 fps is that whenever it drops even by few fps you feel that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks 'gen' has any meaning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CANT CRITICIZE THE GAME ITS REVIEW BOMBING GIVE IT A 10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      accepts that his food and gas prices doubled, but draws the line at the price of a game. American leftie adults everyone. Completely fricking moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron lmfao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am not a kotaku pedo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            one billion seven hundred eighty-eight million
            That's how much BoTW generated for Nintendo. A billion dollars.
            30million copies sold, 60 dollars.
            It's development cost was only 120million dollars.

            The jump to 70 dollar games is an overwhelming scam. Games generate more profit with less expenses than goddamn movies. And movies can sell you a ticket for 10 dollars.
            You can buy a movie for 15 dollars to have forever.
            The gaming industry is a joke and since as a whole, digital sales dwarf physical copies, that's even less expenses in distribution and manufacturing.
            Americans have to stomach food and gas price increases to live. A 16.6% increase in entertainment expenses like purchasing a videogame is not only higher than the average inflation rate currently, but based off the numbers completely asinine and ridiculous. It only serves to buy shareholders a new yacht. There is nothing warranted or justified in raising game prices 17%.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I bought the $130 Collector's Edition and the amiibo. Small price to pay for one of the best games ever.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the game isn't excelling in any things it tries to do, not to mention it does zero new things that weren't done before, in gaming as a whole that is, i am sure shitch is the exception but still.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game isn't excelling in any things it tries to do

                This is utterly delusional.

                >shitch

                Ah I see. You're a seething jealous schizo. Nintendo Hate Derangement Syndrome.

                You have spent your weekend foaming at the mouth, while I have spent my weekend playing this masterpiece and laughing at cope sufferers like you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I spent my weekend playing Replicant and Sekiro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitch
                That's Eric, anon. Only he calls the console shitch, with small s.
                >pic very much related
                It's him.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              all that effort just to say you're a kotaku pedo homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts moronic shit
                >Gets btfo'd
                >repeats his moronation over and over
                kys you're useless. You provide nothing of value anywhere you go. Even in an anonymous shitposting website your posts are completely worthless. Imagine being that gigantic of a failure.
                Seriously, go have a nice day, it'd be the only useful thing you do in your life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                emotionally unstable kotaku pedo homosexual. kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys you're useless. You provide nothing of value anywhere you go. Even in an anonymous shitposting website your posts are completely worthless. Imagine being that gigantic of a failure.
                Seriously, go have a nice day, it'd be the only useful thing you do in your life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kotaku npc can't do anything other than spam the same thing. that's so sad. kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anything other than spam the same thing. t
                You mean what you've been doing this entire time kek. I'm just playing at your level.

                kys you're useless. You provide nothing of value anywhere you go. Even in an anonymous shitposting website your posts are completely worthless. Imagine being that gigantic of a failure.
                Seriously, go have a nice day, it'd be the only useful thing you do in your life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna crank my fat hog how about that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more worthless posts
                yeah explain more how you're the trash that ruined this website

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing mr oldgay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                when do you plan on posting anything of any value?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even the guy you were replying to before lol, I only made the last two posts in the reply chain
                seething schizo homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing goes to you.
                I btfo'd that moron, and he reverted to a drooling moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't reach my level. Your delusions are insane. What is wrong with these kotaku pedo npcs? Answered my own question there. kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys you're useless. You provide nothing of value anywhere you go. Even in an anonymous shitposting website your posts are completely worthless. Imagine being that gigantic of a failure.
                Seriously, go have a nice day, it'd be the only useful thing you do in your life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's how you pedos like it. hope we get to hang pedos publicly again soon. I can't wait

                You can reply to multiple posts at once you know.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                underage! :3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's how you pedos like it. hope we get to hang pedos publicly again soon. I can't wait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6/10 with legitimate, fair, and level headed complaints
      >ITS A REVIEW BOMB HES BOMBING SNOY SNOOOOOY MICROSHIT!
      brand loyalty is a mental illness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not running on next gen hardware
      homie, my games dont get more expensive because I bought a new gpu.
      How mind broken are some of you console fricks? The better fps and res is in the $500 you spend on the hardware. It should not come for an upcharge in software.
      If you get new headphones, your music doesnt get more expensive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he wrong though?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would nintendo be the only ones not raising the prices? that would be more moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seems like a fairly harmless normal review. Hes just saying objective things wrong with the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is bullshit. The gane runs much better than BotW.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you removed every 10 and 0 from metacritic you'd probably have a more accurate representation of game's actual qualities.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, so sad... how dare people NOT give a 10 to a game with a big empty world, ubisoft towers and copy pasted time wasting bloat...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you in the next zelda thread, cuck 🙂

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how it's almost exactly word for word what Snoys keep spamming here lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny how nintendies shield themselves from any and all criticism by calling people "snoys" and think it carries any power

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Snoy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a troony, homosexual, cancer, mongoloid, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Snoy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, nintendo Black person. Do you really think you're making some big brain move here? Yeah, snoy is fricking garbage, but I think since you like to project so much about it, you subconciously know that Nintendo is on the same layer of garbage as Sony

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Works every time lmao

            >The Snoy is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a troony, homosexual, cancer, mongoloid, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Snoy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I only see tendies always getting triggered everyime someone calls them out. You always blame either snoys or even pcgays
          Sure Snoy pays to get high reviews for their movies but most reviewers are nintendo manchildren who not only gives a super high review to nintendo titles but they also make sure other games dont reach a higher score

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            finally someone said it. the nintendo bonus is not a meme. it is very real.
            nintendo games are polished slop for the lowest common denominator, which is why they appeal to journos
            of course they'd give an unfairly high score to nintendo games. this is exactly what they want vidya to be: safe, easily consumable, childish distractions to take their minds off "adulting". safe products that don't challenge you in any way.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the nintendo bonus is not a meme. it is very real.
              Nah, there is no observable bonus which is why people can still only refer to two games. Even games like pokemon have average to low reviews despite their popularity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There clearly is
                >pokemon
                Game Freak

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There clearly is
                No, there's not. That's why everyone who screeches about a Nintendo bonus can only refer to 2 games Zelda and Mario as if that's the only game they make, which it isn't.
                >Game Freak
                This argument only works where development is concerned since it's still an IP owned by Nintendo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Nobody cares Aloy shit game gets a high 80, but Nintendo reviewers clearly make sure other games are not allowed to get the praises they got
            I remember one kintenod reviewer suddenly coming back to downplay Fata Morgana, regardless if you liked that one or not its a fact no game will be allowed to score higher than totk, it doesn't matter if let's say Todd actually made a damn good space adventure, it has lesd right than a lazy recycled game like totk is

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We all know that Tears and Resident Evil 4 remake will ''fight'' for the best game of the year. Maybe there will be some 2-3 surprises by the end of the year, but so far those 2 are the biggest contenders.
              You are free to make threads about some random game that nobody plays, but don't put blame on ''tendies'' for that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I blame tendies for your schizo group, no matter how how you are pretending to care about re4r

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this now the time for
                >I played it, and you didn't
                game where we asks each other to post our PSN/Xbox gamercards and/or Steam profiles? Or will you switch to
                >lol consolecuck, I play on superior PC
                ''argument'', which is normal in threads like this? Just asking.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything I disagree with is a review bomb
    go back itwitter homosexual

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh number go down
    Good, cry about it, drone. I hope whoever is in charge of planning future project listens to these low scores. Frick Nintendo, frick Sony, frick Microsoft, frick all triple A studios and especially frick all of you sycophants.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single nintendo release since pokemon sword/shield has been review bombed, it's not a big surprise. Even Astral Chain was review bombed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every release with any amount of attention has been getting review bombed for many years now. Botw was review bombed too. And it goes both ways with people giving biased, undeserved 10/10s. So the whole thing usually ends up being a wash. As such, the user reviews are still usable for determining what people think of a game in spite of review bombing. You just have to take it in to account when comparing popular games that would get review bombed to more niche ones that wouldn't.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up OP, I'll join in too now
    ..
    No, I changed my mind, I'm going to play another bideo game instead

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5.6
    But that is the correct score though, not bad but not really good either, just average.
    Its their fricking fault for having a 1- 10 scoring system but only giving games 8-10.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin is basically BOTW and TOTK but better (and doesn't cost $70 lol). You cannot refute this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(and doesn't cost $70 lol)
      instead you spend $7000 on gacha rolls
      nice "game" you got there, kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda, one of the biggest sacred cows of video games, got absofrickinglutely MOGGED by some free to play chink mobile shit. Let that sink in.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't, the game sucks and the reviews are meh.
          >but the SALES!
          Guess every game that isn't Candy Crush and Fortnite is gay and stupid now, because sales.

          YWNBAW.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally no physics engine

      nope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin is better than those games solely because there's no fricking weapon durability. Frick weapon durability and any brainwashed drone that defends it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weapon durability is bad but gacha is literally bottom of the barrel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still doing this years after you started spamming this board with this marketing line

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gacha therefore trash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither Zelda game is anywhere as good as the tendies say they are but genshin is fricking trash

  21. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Why are you on a gaming board then?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a newspeak word for positive reviews. How about review fluffing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Review inflating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >review fluffing
      That could work, it sounds really gay too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either review bumping or review embellishing.
      I prefer bumping.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think bumping is quite strong enough. Review bombing is a very strong, emphatic sort of term. The inverse term needs to carry that same sort of weight to it.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astral Chain was review bombed, this is just people rightfully calling out trash as trash, we were forced into submission over BOTW we won't let you keep us down this time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >us
      Discordtrannies or Pegasusnationsissies?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Astral chain (unlike TOTK) was absolutely review bombed by console warriors but is a guy called Jirengamer really the best example to use, Jirengays are all cancer in general.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is a falseflag pretending to be a reviewbomb to make them look moronic. no one is this moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not it's real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshitters have an IQ below 90 so I am willing to believe this is not a troll.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOTW is a total rip off of Shadow of Colossus though

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How pathetic do you have to be to make up a review bomb to play the victim?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.5
      You know that's a pretty reasonable score. Not even mad at that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still too high, but at least a score like that still gets across the point that the game is not at all perfect.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree but 8.5 is a score that I can see someone genuinely coming to even with the Zelda bias. Over a 9 just feels like they aren't even judging the game at all and simply giving it a high score for it's own sake. 8.5 says somewhat biased but still critical and using some metric or standards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring trans sissy sisters (male to female)... we lost...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rated way too highly. This game is boring and shit

  26. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    I liked this game, but now that you can create your own weapons, weapon durability is even more painful!!!

    RIP, Talus Hearth Broom
    13.05.2023 - 13.05.2023
    You will be missed.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is alright in my book.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >review date: today
      >review date: today
      >review date: today

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably the best looking switch game. And visually it mocks other open world games like elden ring by having better draw distance and pitch black undergrounds. How can you even say that its bad graphics vise. Do these morons expect high fidelity realistic graphics from 10 year old mobile chip?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of recycling, the first korok you encounter literally copy pastes the lines from the first one you find in botw. There's no acknowledgement whatsoever of the previous poo hunt or that you already know Hestu. They couldn't even be bothered to tweak a few lines of text.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A torment to play
      >3, not zero
      The guy is an idiot. Even more so for giving 3DS OOT an 8 instead of a zero.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK is exceptional and will be a model for nearly every emergent gameplay-focused title for the next 2 decades, minimum.

    If you have actually played the game (lol) and do not at least acknowledge this simple fact, then I'm sorry to break the news to you, but you're probably not cut out to enjoy modern video games any longer.

    Try focusing on things someone your age should be engaging in instead, like getting a job, or being a contributing member of society. Hope this helps!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      botw has had zero impact on video games, just like every other zelda game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low quality bait, apply yourself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally, factually right though. Gmod is literally older than BoTW

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          zelda is really not one of the most impactful games not many games have a similar structure or set up or even approach to design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emergent Gameplay

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are no console wars. its just false flagging israelites fabricating ammo to make bigger censorship and spying laws more appealing to sheep

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    open world developers are tripping over themselves now trying to put an underground zone in all their games thanks to ER and TotK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind that. I don't care for either game, but caves are cool so if that's what people take from them, great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Skyrim. Blackreach was the stand out spectacle in that game.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO PEOPLE CARE? WHY DO THE NORMALgayS KEEP TALKING ABOUT REVIEWBOMBING LIKE THE SCORES MATTER. WHO GIVES A FRICK STOP NEEDING ANONYMOUS STRANGERS TO VALIDATE ALREADY POINTLESS SCORE NUMBERS YOU ALREADY HAVE FROM WHATEVER CRITIC SITE YOU NEEDED TO TELL YOU THE GAME IS A NUMBER OUT OF 100.
    This should be educating them that it's time to move on from these stupid final score systems but every time a new review bomb happens they take it super seriously and double down even asking for "harder moderation" stop being fricking babies and abandon this system all together.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its amazing what kind of stupid shit you can get people to care about when you make them feel like theyre being attacked by a so called enemy. there are no console wars, its just marketing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want the score to be at least somewhat critical in the hope that nintendo will put actual fricking dungeons in these games again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already put in several dungeons, some of the finest and most beautifully crafted you can ever want. Unless you wanted more OOT rehashes which involve shooting an arrow at a target, or putting a block in a hole. In that case, sorry. Nintendo is done making that low effort design.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't even have the moving the divine beast gimmick from botw, which was actually cool and only sucked in that it was the only thing going on with any of them. So these are even worse. Also, trying to shill a game by shitting on its series is moronic. Stop doing it. It doesn't work.

          But they did and they are great. Did you play it?

          I just pirated it this afternoon. But the "dungeons" sucking ass hasn't been a secret for two weeks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But the "dungeons" sucking ass hasn't been a secret for two weeks.
            Do you trust everything you read on the internet?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's why I ended up pirating it. But I did read descriptions of them by people who were praising the game and even they admitted that they were far more similar to divine beasts than to normal zelda dungeons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they did and they are great. Did you play it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If reviews existed but didn't have a % or /100 or a Star system at the end of a well written review would it not still be a review? People are missing the actual fricking thing that is being said about the fricking game to scroll looking for a number that says "96" and then in their brain formulate what the frick that even means.
        >ah yes yes, i could see why it's not quite a 97 instead, but damn good effort guys! 96!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      I want the score to be at least somewhat critical in the hope that nintendo will put actual fricking dungeons in these games again.

      , open world shit with "emergent" gameplay is a cancer

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What motivates people to write a negative review on a game they didn't even play? Why do they care so much? I know that RDR2 sucks without even playing it, buy I wouldn't go and write a paragraph on how much it sucks and give it a score.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know that RDR2 sucks? Yes, it has many flaws but there might be some aspects you can appreciate about it. The game isn't just all irredeemable shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the woke west. it can't be anything other than garbage

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Based on 33 reviews

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal millons just cant stop playing right now, please undastand

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a israelite, and yes posting mass reviews filled with flat out lies and vitriol constitutes review bombing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.6
      I agree with this. The nintendo bonus is about 1.4 points or so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think anyone who has ever posted a 0 review should be excluded from the user average, especially if it’s a console exclusive and they’ve given a 10 to a different console’s exclusive. There is literally no reason to give a game a 0 unless it is literally (and not just figuratively) unplayable.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the textures are pukeworthy
    He's right though, the game is ugly as frick. It'd be an indie title with lukewarm reviews if it was anything other than Zelda by Nintendo

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a negative review and it was deleted lmao

    Metacritic is back to full damage mode. Might as well rename the site PositiveReviewsOnly at this point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post your review here. Let us be the judge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he won't do that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Post your review here.
        Six years for a rehash of Breath of the Wild, magic glue and, once again, zero dungeons.

        Was it a 0/10 score? Metacritic are doubling down on removing those.

        >Was it a 0/10 score?
        1/10 score

        I gave it a bonus point, because I used to really like Nintendo before they became israelitetendo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See that's why your post was deleted, the game isn't a rehash and it has dungeons. In fact I'm playing through one of them as we speak. Maybe you should ask yourself what went wrong in your life that you feel the need to behave like this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the game isn't a rehash
            Yes it is

            >and it has dungeons.
            No, it doesn't, it has more divine beast trash, they are just named differently.

            Anyway, don't fret, I posted my review again and will keep on doing that until it stays.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't a rehash, no they aren't divine beasts, you are a sad husk of a human being.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Same map for 70$
                >Not a rehash
                Are you moronic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Same map" in that it has kind of sort of the same geography. Nobody is buying your disingenuous israelitery.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The literally rehashed the towns. It's a rehash by definition.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody is buying your disingenuous israelitery.
                Sadly millions of drones buying Trash of the Kingdom in droves.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zero dungeons
          So you flat out lied in your review? No wonder it got deleted.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So you flat out lied in your review?
            Fact: Breath of the Wild has zero dungeons
            Fact: Tears of the Kingdom has zero dungeons

            I reposted my review. Have fun reporting it, fatty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it a 0/10 score? Metacritic are doubling down on removing those.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rightfully so.
        0/10 is a completely broken or a dysfunctional game. No matter how you feel about ToTK it’s at least 5/10.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually took down user scores for a while after the 5.6. When they brought it back it was at the 8.5 or whatever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        8.5 is still low, there are still tonnes of middling reviews that contain flat out lies.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      embarrassing

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who fricking cares holy shit
    frick off to twitter

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are tendies so fragile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that tendie is a Discord dog whistle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh discord

        Shut the frick up Ninger

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a Discord raid, you are either from that Discord or you are a useful idiot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            newbie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just like to use it because it makes you seethe, simple as

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So useful idiot then. You are literally being used by troony groomers from Discord lmao.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I used this board long enough to notice you guys are not very decent people, I don't need a discrod troon to tell me that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care about this game but this is a war on truth at this point. The gas lighting on display on Ganker recently would put the USSR to shame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo releases a masterfully crafted piece of art that will define the entire medium for decades to come
      >shitposters try to ruin this by making up lies about the game
      >"WHY U SO FRAGILE"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >art
        >medium
        have a nice day, and I mean it really.

        • 11 months ago
          Santa Claus

          have a nice day by choking on diarrhea.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been hearing about this game and looked up there's a console called a Switch that's both a handheld and a regular console, that's crazy. Would you guys say a Switch is worth buying? I haven't gamed since around 2008 and even then I was a casual.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is overrated as hell, maybe not 5.6 tier but I can understand people being pissed at the price tag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, I usually like Zelda games, but this game is just not up to usual standard. It's a rehash of BOTW and the new additions are mostly to the game's detriment, not it's improvement. A lot of the new abilities are OP as hell and completely remove all challenge and sense of accomplishment, as well as any risk from the "risk and reward" system of exploration from BOTW. even the exploration is worse as there's way less incentive to actually explore because the new abilities solve any and all problems effortlessly. They also hold your hand too much, in BOTW they at least let you discover most things on your own, in this game they condescendingly overexplain everything through pages and pages of text and tutorials, and push you to go specific paths way more.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shat the frick are you talking about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbasses want to be upset to justify shitposting about sony/nintendo/whatever so they act disingenuous and pretend that the score is still 5

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metacritic is deleting negative reviews left and right.

    Log back in and see if your review is still up, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metacritic isn't deleting negative reviews it is deleting lies from this sad Discord raid.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you get when your console has been out for two years but still has yet to have one (1) game. PS5 and Xbox kids are shitting their pants out of pure spite.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a fun game, 720p is fine but 30fps and lower is pretty unforgivable.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO WE MUST ADDRESS THE MADE-UP PROBLEM OF REVIEW BOMBING LEADING TO OVERINFLATED NEGATIVE REVIEW SCORES!!!!!!!
    >yesssss we must continue to ignore the real problem of journos writing pretend positive reviews because they're scared of getting blacklisted by nintendo
    Suck it. Review bombing is a justified response to a bullshit system.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets a journo fired for giving the wrong number
      >harasses metacritic to change their voting system
      Snoys, not even once.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you morons even remember Skyward Sword?

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$70
    >6 years
    >6 new bosses, 6 new enemies (that's 2 enemies per year)
    >most of those are jusr generic "shoot the eyeball" and then the boss staggers for 20 seconds
    >dungeons are just 5-6 shrine puzzles stapled together
    >Sky Islands look cool but are 5% of the game map
    >Underground is barren wasteland with just red sludge, darkness and reskinned enemies

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice Nintendo payed for every review anyways like they do for years...ex yakuza scums..kek

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of user reviews if you're just gonna delete negative ones?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The game has no dungeons and is literally the same game as Botw 1/10
      This isn't a negative review. This is a lie.

      The literally rehashed the towns. It's a rehash by definition.

      No they didn't. The towns have the same geography but have all changed enormously. Stop lying on the internet israelite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dungeons are very small, to any old Zelda fan they just won't do

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they aren't. Stop lying moron.

          schizo

          Samegay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The towns have the same geography but have all changed enormously.
        Examples.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >REEEE THEY DID NOT REHASH IT
        >The towns have the same geography
        tendies and logic, oil and water.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reviews
      are just marketing in disguise. you really can't find actual reviews of product anywhere anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My tinfoil hat theory is that they know nobody trust critic reviews, so they try to inflate user scores so the game looks better, as that's the only score most people look at (even if it's not really accurate either)

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah review "bombing"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now do the same thing for zeroes israelite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit you dumbfrick, point is these review scores are moronic anyways and people claiming that it's only one sided are double Black folk.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe people made accounts to review the game, if you actually read those posts and have played the game you can see that they contain factual information unlike the 0/10's which contain flat out lies like "the game has no new content", a statement that if posted by journalists would constitute libel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      color me surprised

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Nintendo cult strikes again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snoys magazine give snoy movie 10/10
        >all is right with the world
        >bing magazine give bing bing wahoo 10/10
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME Black personMAN
        Getting more and more moronic by the second.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all is right with the world
          You're just making up arguments to be mad at. None of us said this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It is okay if Nintendo does it, because Snoy does it too
          What a moronic straw man.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm going to vomit
    Our reviews are getting deleted
    our raid is failing
    probably going to kill myself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't give up sister, we're still early in the campaign. gotta play the long game to beat them.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people fussing about the resolution? Do you watch cartoons in 4K so you can see the pores on Bugs Bunny's face?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is that this game is not even bad, just completely overpraised for no real reason.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    totk is an 8 or 9 for gameplay and world map design
    but minus 2 for being console exclusive and another minus 2 for being sub 30 fps

    6/10 best i can do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But its 60fps on PC tho?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even like the gameplay that much, it's not suited to the game design it's put in, it's hard to put into words in short form, but all over the place, the mechanics don't fit together into a cohesive experience. It's OK, but it just doesn't manage to be good, let alone great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >totk is an 8 or 9 for gameplay and world map design
      You mean the very same map they designed almost a decade ago for their previous game? Absolute kek.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We shouldn't listen to people who bought this game.
    Buying a 350 bucks console + 70 dollars for a game is gonna make you like it. Because the cope mechanic will overtake you.
    In fact, we should only listen to people who played the superior emulated version

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you are only allowed to play and review f2p games? Wait you have to buy hardware for those aswell. You are only allowed to play and review tic tac toe

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a solid 7. Maybe an 8 if you've never played BotW.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    since metacritic keeps censoring critical reviews, but keeps leaving 10/10s, is there any alternative website where users can honestly review games?

    opencritic afaik only has journalist reviews.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't censoring critical reviews it's deleting shit posts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why isn't it deleting these

        Yeah review "bombing"

        ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because those aren't shit posts. Those are reviews. Going "GAME IS SHIT 1/10 REEEE NOTICE ME, GAME DOESN'T EVEN HAVE NEW THINGS BOTW CLONE LOL" is not a review.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and going "goty 10/10 anyone who disagrees is an angry twitter gay" isn't a shitpost?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is if it has that second half, but I've seen no posts doing that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Top right of the collage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay? So then that is a shit post, that doesn't negate the fact that the overwhelming number of 10/10s are inoffensive reviews and the overwhelming number of 0/10s are shit posts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But it does show that they aren't deleting 10/10 shitposts, all I'm saying is they should remove both

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it shows that some of them are slipping through the cracks.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because those aren't shit posts. Those are reviews. Going "GAME IS SHIT 1/10 REEEE NOTICE ME, GAME DOESN'T EVEN HAVE NEW THINGS BOTW CLONE LOL" is not a review.

                >game posts lists actually valid negative points. shitpost
                >game posts blind praise calling GOTY without any supporting points whatsoever. not shitpost
                You are a moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not deleting 10/10 shit posts, so nope you are wrong. also i didn't ask that, learn to fricking read moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This post is full of lies as well moron. I'm not going to waste my time picking apart every troll post from Metacritic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the review is 100%, you are just some empty husk of a human being, who can't stand his goyslop being criticized, you shouldn't waste time "picking apart" anything (you are not intelligent enough to do so), you should spend time thinking about how to have a nice day.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you so angry that people like this game?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > that people like this game?

                I see no evidence of this. All of the 10/10 reviews I saw are from people with very low number of reviews without any evidence they have actually played the game. see

                Yeah review "bombing"

                It's an objectively worse game than botw.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I see no evidence of this
                >Board is literally being overwhelmed with people reeing about this game
                >Most of them keep citing shit that has been disproven

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people like this game
                >evidence: there is a lot of people criticizing it on Ganker

                wow you are actually moronic. just kys.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Take what somebody says and reword it to suit your narrative
                Okay shlomo.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I cannot fricking stand you nerds seriously.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's ok when Elden Ring got review bombed

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >33 reviews
    Relax after a few thousand it will go back to normal. This happens every time a game is review bombed (see MH:W).

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never written a review for metacritic before

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/user-reviews?sort-by=date&num_items=100&page=0
    >https://www.metacritic.com/user/cowata8032
    nice review site you have there

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put over 500 hours into botw but I don't care about totk at all. Feels weird man but at least I'm working on my backlog.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also enjoyed BotW a lot but when I started playing the new one I had to stop after a few minutes when I realized it was the same exact shit. There's no way I'm going to sink hundreds of hours again I
      the exact same shit when theres thousands of other things to do with my life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's worse is that, yes, it's the same as BOTW, but it's actually worse because the new abilities are OP which ruins the risk/reward feeling of the game. Why bother sneaking up on an enemy camp, and taking them out one by one with stealth and use of terrain hazards against them, when I can just glue some boulders to some sticks and be able to beat their brains out easily with no effort?

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they 2 different games
      fallout focus more on story
      when totk doesnt
      zelda focus on exploration plus mix between puzzles and combat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fallout focus more on story
        No, it doesn't hahahah
        Fricking weebs, man

    • 11 months ago
      Santa Claus

      You will all hate me for this, but hear me out:
      Both games are good in their own right.
      The gameplay is completely different. Zelda is more of a creative puzzle sandbox game, while New Vegas is a more traditional RPG.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout
      1 > 3 > NV > 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        plebian taste

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know. I haven't played F4 and 76
          Now let's see your list.

          >DS2 troon enter the thread
          like a clockwork
          also no lol FromSoftware is the last japanese dev that innovates.

          t. Sekirocuck

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah sekiro sucks balls
            NV > 1 > 2 > 3 > 4

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he hesitated

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is 5/10
    >Give it 5/10
    >Ganker goes apeshit because not every liked their dumpster fire of a game

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously not a five-anything. All the dorks I've watched footage from have said it was a solid game, if not a bit juvenile. I only watch people who hate nintendo products so that was surprising. I'm betting it is a fair and righteous video. Maybe 8/10?
    >Why don't you play the game?
    No, I dislike nintendo, also I've never played any Zelda game and I'm not about to start now.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/mrpyo1/status/1657485097430401028 (embed)

    tendies are absolutely seething lmao no other gaybase are this pathetic when it comes to troll reviews

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymuos

    The funniest part about this is that the game has been at an 8.X for almost a day now, after it actually came out, and people like OP still post this shit in the vain hope it might be still real on here atleast, so they can have their usual shitflinging.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you realize people cant possibly clear best game of the century same day on release?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymuos

        What are you even trying to say?

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why all of you get so uppity. Games have become the same as clothes brands/luxury brands long time ago. Blizzard, Nintendo, Activision, CdRed can release the most lazy copy pasted dogshit in existence with the most predatory monetization in existence or at $70 and there will still be millions of cucks buying it out just because of pokemon/zelda/CoD/WoW whatever else they got title. In 50 years they will be still doing the next editions of these games because it works and morons buy it instantly in millions. Some new Indie studio could make the best game ever better than these big studio and even with good media clout they will max reach 5% of Zelda sales. It's literally the same mentality as with people buying whatever dogshit at whatever price from Nike/BMW/Mercedes/gucci and all the other overhyped IRL brands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blizzard, Nintendo, Activision, CdRed can release the most lazy copy pasted dogshit in existence
      And From Software, don't forget about them. Dark Souls 2 was their last original game, and that was 9-10 years ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DS2 troon enter the thread
        like a clockwork
        also no lol FromSoftware is the last japanese dev that innovates.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Souls 2 was their last original game
        Sekiro came out in 2019 moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sekiro is a bad copy of superior Ninja Blade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the "information age" and people don't understand what inflation is and why a game with no microtransaction like blizzard dross needs to charge $70

    brave new world

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the price of games has not increased, the value of your money has decreased because of rampant money printing

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP REVIEW BOMBING ZELDA YOU CHUDS
    YOU'RE HURTING NINDENDO!

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >user review
    Literally just a battleground where console- and political wars are fought, and therefore entirely point- and useless for people who actually care about video games.
    Proof that morons can't be trusted an opinion. Just shut it down at that point.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendie trannies crying and shitting themselves over a children's game again
    like a clockwork

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Metacritic not have a system where they work with devs and bundle a digital code to let users sign in and input said digital code to let them provide a user review on their website for console users? That way no one can just reviewbomb new released games? I know its not their place to care that much, but when you make a website you generally want it to be the best that it can be if you want to be a credible source for overall reviews of professionals and customers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get it? User reviews are written by typical Ganker users - people who don't play games.
      If you turn off user reviews, or if you try to make something similar to Steam reviews (I dunno, link to account and post proof that you palyed the game), Metacritic would lose over 50% of users/views.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that way they cant please investors, my man

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving a single frick about User Score at this point when it somehow manages to be even worse than journotroony scores.
    On Steam you'll get """"reviews""" by morons who are trying extra hard to leave funny and witty redditor comments, checklist reviews, among other kinds of self-important attention prostitutes brapping out their shitty little undercooked opinion after 30 minutes of play.
    On metacritic it's just literal manbabies engaging in console wars and muh politix and le heggin epic review bomberinos.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a frick about scores nowadays?

    • 11 months ago
      saucy

      ME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies. They have an inferiority complex and have to overcompensate

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5.6
    that's accurate

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally cut and paste BotW
    >somehow gets downgraded to 30fps from 60fps
    >no one cares
    frick 2023 gaming i hate you all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not being a graficsgay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried having standards? Oh right, you're a tendie, you never had any standards to begin with. You'll just gobble up any bile that Nintendo vomits up as a good mindless consumer drone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          I will sell my copy. Pray tell, dear user, which game should I buy? I want to hear your recommendations.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried getting a job instead of seething over things mom won't buy you?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he accused me of being mindless consumer drone
            >better post a picture to prove him exactly right
            lol
            lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you tried not being a graficsgay?
        framerate is more tied to gameplay than graphics

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've thought about that before raising the price to $70 on an outdated system

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do tendies always over rate their games? IGN and the Guardian ratings don't matter, they give everything 10

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was review bombed by a reviewers

    hard 7 given a 10 across the board...just not reality

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    love to see nintroons malding at their dlc reharsh being rightfully exposed as hot stinking garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how long before kotaku goes bankrupt, pedo homosexual?

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree that no game deserves 10/10
    But let's be honest here, the only people who are review bombing this are assblasted Kotaku readers.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >company just doesnt even bother to make a new game but sells same game as sequel anyway
    >people on video game "enthusiast" website image board messaging system assign it the score of a 10/10 in quality

    Ganker is completely 100% over, I'm ready for usernames again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't stop the shitposting anon.
      People here just have an irrational hatred for Nintendo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no people here have an overwhelming irrational love for nintendo

        i just want to completely exclude people like that from all conversation, there's no reason for this board anymore

        btw everyone on here will be an AI in 6 months and some of you will sit here for years arguing with "people" and not realizing it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know if I'm getting totk yet, but you homosexuals have been upset over people merely liking Nintendo since BOTW at least

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no people here have an overwhelming irrational love for nintendo
          Hatred anon. Zelda being the perfect example of it since discussion from people who liked it died within a year of botw's release yet the shitposting continued for six years.

          If people had an irrational love for Nintendo here you would be able to point out anons like you can Eric and ACgay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >discussion from people who liked it died within a year
            Just goes to show that it was completely inauthentic manufactured "liking". Also you can't "point out" mindless NPCs, that's the thing - their whole personality begins and ends with liking the product. The fact that you can point out haters means they're actual people. Which is absolutely ironic considering your post.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just goes to show that it was completely inauthentic manufactured "liking".
              No, that's just what people do once they've done everything. It would be manufacutred if it continued past that like the constant bloodborne threads we used to have even though there was nothing to talk about anymore.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it was completely inauthentic manufactured "liking".

              The cope just gets funnier. Comedy gold lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The fact that you can point out haters means they're actual people.
              No, no they aren't.
              https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%3Eearly%20reports%20are%20all%20saying%20sales%20are%20massively%20under%20the%20estimates/filter/image/
              They're literal npcs that can only repeat one default line.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek TotK mindbroke this place. Just as I knew it would.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're literal npcs that can only repeat one default line.
                Yeah, and the line is
                >TotK is the game of the decade, a literal masterpiece and a 10/10
                When in reality, they're getting israelite'd out of their money by buying the same exact garbage as 6 years ago, only this time it's $10 more lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah sure it is.
                Only you have ever uttered that anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending to be moronic
                no need for that, you're a tendie, so being moronic is a must

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look anon, I get it you want Nintendo to fail for reasons only you and you alone will know.
                But I don't care, no one does. You're just shitposting into the void like a homeless man on crack.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you want Nintendo to fail
                I want them all to fail - Snoy, Microsoft, Nintendo. All of the them. Tendies are just he most obnoxious and rabid ones, so there's that.
                >You're just shitposting into the void
                Yeah, the void that is the average tendie's cranium.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tendies are just he most obnoxious and rabid ones, so there's that.
                So are you calling yourself a tendie?
                After all you're currently taking up the role of most obnoxious and rabid right now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah sure it is.
                Only you have ever uttered that anon.

                BotW saved Zelda from a downward spiral.

                TotK is a masterpiece and probably the best Zelda game ever.

                >TotK is a masterpiece
                Called it lmao
                True NPC's

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, we all know you're the one making the masterpiece posts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we all know
                You and your multiple personalities, all equally deranged? Lmfao, cope harder tendietroon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, we love Japanese devs. It's only the leftie kotaku pedos who are trying to boycot it.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of schizos. Nintendo mindbroke them all over again.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we all hate those kotaku pedos

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is literally impossible for me to like more than 1 video game at a time. I have to hate everything else other than what is immediately in front of me at all times. Is there something wrong with me?

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a massive disappointment; not at all worth the $70 price tag nor the 6-year wait.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi kotaku pedo. how long are you guys going to cry this time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a massive disappointment; not at all worth the $70 price tag nor the 6-year wait.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  89. 11 months ago
    GreatnessAwaits

    >early reports are all saying sales are massively under the estimates
    Oh no no no no no no no, tendiebros, did we get too wienery?

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    other than his autistic rambling, are any of his points wrong though?

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you dare to criticize Nintendo?!
    >you must be insane!

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >celshading
    this guy has no idea what hes talking about

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else seems to think it uses cel shading, I think maybe it is you who doesn't know what he's talking about

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BotW killed Zelda. It is Zelda in name only. Can't believe the trash fricking plot of both of these games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW saved Zelda from a downward spiral.

      TotK is a masterpiece and probably the best Zelda game ever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It saved it for one game.
        ToTK is proof that it's just heading into a different downward spiral.
        DESU, nothing's going to change until they remove Miyamoto and Aonuma out of the picture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ToTK is proof that it's just heading into a different downward spiral

          Eh?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ToTK didn't fix any of the inherent issues from BotW (aside from better bosses. That doesn't bode well for future games.
            >world still feels empty, repetitive and recycled
            >enemy variety is still garbage
            >durability is even worse with the fusing bullshit
            >most shrines are still low-quality garbage that offer little reward
            >Story is absolutely disjointed, unemotional, lore-breaking dogshit, probably the worst story we've ever seen in a mainline console Zelda title

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ToTK didn't fix any of the inherent issues from BotW
              Except for more enemies, more bosses, more weapons, reasons to explore beyond shrines, no "Ubisoft" towers, faster methods of traversal, more interaction methods.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ToTK didn't fix any of the inherent issues from BotW.

                BotW? That game which is consistently considered one of the greatest video games ever made? Your "inherent issues" are your own mental illness.

                Which one to believe? Hmmm

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ToTK didn't fix any of the inherent issues from BotW.

              BotW? That game which is consistently considered one of the greatest video games ever made? Your "inherent issues" are your own mental illness.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >6 years
                >same exact barren map

                >That game which is consistently considered one of the greatest video games ever made?
                Considered as such by braindead morons, so it doesn't amount to anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                Why so jealous?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't decipher simple words
                Jealous? Jealous of what? Of mental illness? Of crippling moronation? Of liking absolute garbage? Yeah, something a nincel would say. Absolute nonsensical gibberish.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                Why so jealous?

                because he's a kotaku npc pedo. he has no brain or soul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twilight Princess was dogshit. You have garbage taste

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we cant stop winning Nintenbros...nolifers are seething for 60fps like it makes a difference in having fun or not

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people even care, this shit happens for basically every game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this shit happens for basically every game.
      You'd be surprised how little it actually happens.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BotW and TotK ARE Redditcore games, O Trannintendomanchild. Now frick off back to your containment board

    [...]

    .

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo denied kotaku a review copy, so you inbred pedos use v to pretend everyone hates the new zelda game. you morons are too dumb to do this

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's at 8.5 now. For a huge modern AAA game that is surprising.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no such thing as a review bomb. if lots of people don't like the game and the rating goes down, that's a review aggregator doing what it's supposed to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kotaku is trying to review bomb it, but yeah. you saw how their hogwarts boycot went

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricking sick of Snoys. I am dedicating my entire day to making several accounts and leaving 1/10 reviews on the very few Snoy exclusives that even exist. Frick you all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even own a Piss5 since I don't worship black people and homos and I'd still rate this game a 4/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the very few Snoy exclusives that even exist
      Demon's Souls Remake and...um...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the very few Snoy exclusives that even exist
      Demon's Souls Remake and...um...

      Sony derangement

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It could be, but you didn't list exclusives. Why?

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me the worst part is not only having Korok shit in the game again but this time being forced/encouraged to use the gay ass building feature to solve them.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies
    >Critic reviews are not important! Audience ratings are what really matter
    Also Tendies
    > User reviews are not important. The critics are the only ones who know what they're talking about!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're mentally still kids so it's fitting they're hypocrites. Can't even be mad at kids being kids. Well, if you aren't considering that most of Nintendo fans are fat and ugly 30+ yo manchildren with extreme moronation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pirated totk and think it's mediocre, but I went to see this movie and enjoyed it. Imo Nintendo should quit making games and become a film company instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) thats movie. Movie critics were baffled by the movie because they don't understand the games. Actual video game sites which reviewed the movie thought it was great.

      2) whataboutism

      Sad. Pathetic. And mentally ill. I demand you keep seething. Don't ever get over it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now this is prime nincel cope. Absolutely delicious. Keep it coming.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies do it to other games all the time

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these reviews crying about the price
    Idk what they're whining about. I got the game for free and can play it at 4k 60 fps.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    $70 lmfao

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5.6 is what it would have gotten from critics if it wasn't a Nintendo game. It took them 6 years to release the same exact game with moronic "put meat on your sword and it becomes a meat sword lol" or "combine logs and fans to make a vehicle that barely goes forward for 3 seconds" shit that no one will ever do other than Redditors to get upvotes. It's a romhack, the most disappointing sequel in video game history.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be Nuts and Bolts, that shit still takes the cake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      spam that pasta, kotaku npc pedo

      ToTK is another vector of the WOKE mind virus.

      Nintendo is trying to feminize Western youth out of revenge for WWII.

      posts a troon, while trying to blame nintendo for being homosexuals. jej

      But it's fine when this happened to TLOU2 right?

      that was woke trash. not even a game. you can't compare the 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's fine when MY side review bombs a game
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not what happened. people hated tlou2. People love nintendo. You are so detached from reality.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that's not what happened.
            >it doesn't count when our side did it!!!
            hahahahahah

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just said it didn't happen. God, you kotaku pedo homosexuals are stupid.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're just going to deny reality?

                https://www.metacritic.com/user/OnlyOneHere?page=14

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, that's what you're doing. I love the zelda games and nintendo, and hated tlou2 because it was inbred semetic garbage. Lots of normal and sane people think the same way as I do. That's why you weirdos are so upset. You are the hated and ignored minority

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it doesn't count as review bombing because it's a game you don't like. Lol okay kid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's an honest review about how shit the game is, it's not review bombing. If it's you kotatu spergs trying to get nintendo cancelled, because you are buthurt racists. Then it's reviewbombing. It's not complicated, moronbro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an honest review
                It wasn't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People love nintendo
            In order to be considered human one needs to be sentient. Nintendogays aren't. They're mindless consumer drones. Simple as.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spam that pasta, kotaku npc homosexual. Because you can't think for yourself. kek

              Imagine the type of person that justifies themselves lying to children to take their money.

              That's what kotaku has been doing for years. I am glad you agree they are bottomfeeding trash.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based ESL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's perfect English. All you did was show that you can't read.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, frick nintendo

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something is telling me that a lot of these reviewers reviewed Nintendo games with 0s and reviewed Sony exclusives with 10s

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ToTK is another vector of the WOKE mind virus.

    Nintendo is trying to feminize Western youth out of revenge for WWII.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a big fan of the game, but I found nothing woke in it yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOKE mind virus.
      >Nintendo is trying to feminize Western youth out of revenge for WWII.
      Meanwhile in reality
      >Rex has an harem in Xenoblade and had children
      >Shulk, also from Xenoblade, has a hetero relationship
      >Leongar, from Kirby is in a hetero relationship
      >Link is implied to have a relationship with Zelda
      >Sidon is engaged to a Zora girl in TotK
      >Ganondorf is once again a villain that deserves no sympathy
      b-but this random troony on Twitter!

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bit late but you should check the rest of their reviews https://www.metacritic.com/user/OnlyOneHere?page=0

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >186 games in total
      >161 negative reviews
      Meaning
      >87% of all games he played and reviewed are bad
      Is this some kind of fetish?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably only reviews games since the site started.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's fine when this happened to TLOU2 right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.metacritic.com/user/OnlyOneHere?page=14

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids only care about graphics
    Game could be shit but if its in 4k and 60fps they would buy it
    He clearly didnt even play totk
    If someone didnt like botw then he will not like totk
    I get you can dont like something but giving 0 is moronic and cringe.

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why all these folks are upset about a $70 game running at 30 fps, 720p.

    I didn't pay anything and it runs at 60 fps at 1080p.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying the game, but it really is just an expansion pack
    I'd feel bad if I paid $70 for it (got it for free, lol)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I paid $50 with a voucher and I feel like thats $10 too much.
      BOTW could've had 2 DLC expansions, one focusing on the depths and one focusing on the sky, with each one sold separately for $20 or bundled for $40. That's basically what TOTK is.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the type of person that justifies themselves lying to children to take their money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo knows that their "fanbase" are "children" in name only. In reality they're smelly fat and dumb manchildren slobs. No reason not to israelite them out of their money. Victimless crime.

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: people posting their reviews and replying to themselves

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >review bomb
    >33 reviews

    Hyperbole being swallowed wholesale as the truth by the general population is one of the worst things to come out of the social media age.

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 more years

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i left a 7/10 that elaborated quite well and a lot of people found it helpful lol

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have done ANYTHING with this game. Instead, the did the same thing as before, but now you can stick things together. Amazing. Could have had any kind of levels, but instead you got the same map as before. Could have fixed any of the very unpopular and annoying mechanics, but no. Item durability is arguably worse. Could have done anything with the story, but no. it's just more "u r link, u have to stop bad ganon". Imagine paying 20 dollars for this shit, let alone 70.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consumer reviews are like any other product, you review it based on your satisfaction, this includes price unlike “critical” reviews.

      In general, “review bombing” really ends balancing out the 10/10s from either paid marketers, fanboys, etc. So if the negative overtakes the positive there’s something wrong with the product. And there is.

      This is a $70 DLC.

      Seriously, this could have been an easy slam dunk. All they had to do for BotW 2 was just clean up the first game a bit, QoL stuff like less menu-ing, add fully realized dungeons, maybe spend more than 2 hours working on the story script, etc. Everyone from the zoomer to the boomer would be shitting and pissing their paints. Change the UI, you can keep the meme adaptive music but add actual songs too. Just take BotW and amp everything besides the sandbox. Instead they did the opposite, where I can’t even say they did the bare minimum on the non-sandbox aspects because they couldn’t even provide a new map.

      It seems like such a cynical release, like they chose the sandbox route because they knew people would make le wacky videos on social media. If they wanted that shit, I have a solution: just add a fricking randomized to the game. Zoomers and streamers love that shit, especially for Zelda. I doubt it would be harder to implement than the fuse shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine getting filtered by a zelda game. kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine getting filtered by genetics. Well, nintendogays don't need to image since they know that in order to have fun with Nintendo games you have to have an extra chromosome or two. Well, they would know, if only they weren't terminally moronic that is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really both kind of garbage. Playing through the first one was just a chore, and going back to look at it again, there's nothing much to do in the game. It's just a bland, pale mess where you go from place to place collecting seeds from mind-numbing puzzles.

        The second one is all of that, but somehow lesser.

        you are not the target audience

        [...]
        true. Everything you kotaku pedos say about the zelda game is a lie.

        >you are not the target audience
        probably not? I fail to see who the target audience might be, other than "people who want to justify the purchase of a switch", but the remake of link's awakening could have done that while also being a fun, tightly-paced, well thought-out game with plenty to do and see and with an actual...game...behind it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need a soul to enjoy it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The opposite is probably true, actually. You need to be a drooling moron who thinks putting a round object in a round hole is the height of entertainment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are not the target audience

      >an honest review
      It wasn't.

      true. Everything you kotaku pedos say about the zelda game is a lie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you are not the target audience
        True. moronic mouth breathing manchildren with Down's Syndrome are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. We all know older Zelda was for intellectual grown adults unlike the braindead zoomer shit of today!

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat is legitimately ass though. Why does it require so much menuing to do shit? Why are the movesets so miserably shallow? Why is the flurry rush even a thing? Why is everything so robotic and archaic with this combat? Holy shit i feel like i'm playing a 20 year old game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does it require so much menuing to do shit
      Probably because they saw people loved those shitty .webms of epic troll psychics combat

  121. 11 months ago
    Kotaku pedo

    totk is good

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a bad review at all.

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they put more pedobait andcrossdressing in this one? Nintendo fans like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They took out the Gerudo costume and replaced it with a "Gerudo Voe" costume, because apparently the all-woman race just happens to have some mens' clothing lying around.

      Also they added in an outfit with a womb tattoo and a rubber gimpsuit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        Also they added in an outfit with a womb tattoo and a rubber gimpsuit.
        no frickin way. You're yanking my chain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zelda

    lol who even likes this child nintendo shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who had no proper childhood. Pretty sad really.

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