I CAN'T BEAT ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH SOLO REEEEE

I CAN'T BEAT ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH SOLO REEEEE

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    then summon someone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aren't summons gone for good on pc because from can't be assed to fix that one exploit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can still summon NPCs. Solaire's your only option for Pikachu and Snorlax though and he's not particularly useful aside from soaking up hits until he dies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not particularly useful aside from soaking up hits until he dies
          That describes nearly all the boss fights after a certain point in the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't need to do anything else. The challenge of O&S is keeping track of both of them at the same time. Turning the fight into a tag-team and having Solaire occupy the attention of one of them makes it a cinch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that was fixed months ago

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many attempts zoomie? 5? LOLOLOOLOLL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Day 2.
      I was breezing through this game until these 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        congratz. your getting the real ds1 experience. this is intended, and we all had it back in the day. this is the whole point. you will get them eventually, and it will feel good. ignore these ds3 zoomers.

        You can summon Solaire on the stairs and he's a massive help just to distract. They're actually quite easy to solo though. Git gud.

        then summon someone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >this is intended, and we all had it back in the day. this is the whole point.
          >why yes the devs didn't want you to use the systems they spent months developing and implementing, and no one in the game's history has ever used them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just say your trans and leave it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >chop penis off in order to feel like a woman
              >ignore summoning to feel like a hardcore gamer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >summoning phantoms was made easier and easier with each game
            >invading has become tougher and tougher with each game
            >hackisaki explicitly says in an interview that invasions aren't supposed to be challenging encounters
            Lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and we all had it back in the day
          I put my gold sign down at every single boss. I put it down even where there weren't bosses. I just wanted to help people, Solaire said to go forth in jolly co-operation and damnit I did it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >chop penis off in order to feel like a woman
            >ignore summoning to feel like a hardcore gamer

            so beautiful.... everyone clap for these women. they ARE real women.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Says the person who probably disconnects his internet every time he's invaded like a b***h.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                im a serial invader actually.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that explains the seethe about phantoms

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop, you wont beat Manus.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can summon Solaire on the stairs and he's a massive help just to distract. They're actually quite easy to solo though. Git gud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > t. 40 tries with a summon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried paying attention

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    used goods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank the Lord its over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did Fuji and Haya end up together

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kaguya-sama is a romance manga, there's no gay in it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play DS1 for the first time
    >Get nearly filtered by O&S, Artorias, and Manus
    >Play Sekiro for the first time
    >Closest thing to a filter is Genichiro. Isshin, Demon of Hatred, and Father Owl are all kino fights even when they kick my ass
    It's downright insane how much FromSoft's bosses progressed since Demon's Souls.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get to 2nd phase
    >does the ground slam and I get the roll ready as usual
    >lightning aoe
    Just frick my shit up

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hit them until they die.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on my first playthrough of dark souls I got filtered HARD by O+S
    revisited it years later, full str+end, upgraded elite knight, pyromancy for buffs, and zweihander, i bowled them over, easy.
    the only problem after that was FOUR FRICKING homosexualS HOLY SHIT FRICK THAT DUMB FRICKING FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wut, beat them on my first try, I just kept hugging them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        clearly i'm not as epic as a gamer as you my friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >upgraded elite knight
      lmao, do morons really

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's armour for absolute chads
        defensively i didn't really need anything else. I just thought it looked cool and you can get it early
        would have used havel's but it's way too fricking heavy, and i want to at least mid roll

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    huh? they are easy to beat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ydbtg,bisrsc,sicfytt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YDBTG

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go for Ornstein first, wait for him to go for an attack on you, then roll TOWARDS HIM and give him 1-2 hits, more if Smough is far away, then roll away preemptively even if you don't seem Smough.
    Rinse and repeat.
    Also, backtrack to Andre via the Sen's Fortress elevator and upgrade your weapons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would t you just use the giant blacksmith Black person that’s why he’s there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't there some embers you can only give to Andre? Or can you give to either, and then both will be able to grant you the same upgrades?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          iirc you only need andre for the ascensions

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think andre was the only one to take any embers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, Rickert does the magic and crystal infusions.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do it bros..

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Solaire is right there on the stairs waiting for you to high-five him.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIT
    GUD

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's cause you're a DS2 Scholar baby with the 840 heckin summons for every boss fight.
    Get good gay.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I invaded people and injected items they aren't supposed to have into their inventory (like a hundred +12 Storm Rulers in DS3) so that they got banned if they didn't delete the character.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're tough but not impossible with a bit of patience and perseverance. Don't get filtered, anon.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just level up more
    The giant dudes gives lots of souls iirc

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he summons
    >he didn't just powerlevel to the point where the game can no longer threaten him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >there will never be a gundam game where aquatic units aren’t severely gimped
      how do we cope ‘gokbros?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason why there's a blacksmith in the area, just like Andre was there for the Gargoyles. Upgrade your fricking weapon.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue tranimebitch

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never experience O&S the first time again
    Why even live?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CLOSE THE THREAD MODS
    I DID IT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good job man!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What was your loadout?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        +7 Claymore

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, you actually did beat the boss

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I did it with Queelag's furysword. I one shot them. Did I beat the boss? Just curious.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. In fact you don't even own the game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I own it on Switch and PS4 (disc). My one shot happened on Switch.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Switch
                You don't even have a penis.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                L O N D O N

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >getting mad over a console
                Kinda moddy ain't we

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue + you suck + you're bad + you're ugly

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell me you're playing alone without a friend to face all the challenges together like true bros.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You going for the Ornstein second phase? It would've taken me so much less time to go for the fat frick instead but just because the armor looks really cool (though it wasn't useful to me) I went for hard mode there, it still should feel doable so as long as it feels beatable to you then just go for it you'll get it eventually, remember that the bosses are just as bad with hitboxes as the player.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After you get used to it Super Ornstein is easier than Super Smough, I got to the point where I could just roll through the lightning drop and constantly beat the shit out of him. Used to rack up so many souls just getting summoned over and over to help scrubs through that fight

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use the crystal halberd you find in the area.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who traded Skyrim for Dark Souls after getting burned out back in 2011 right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me skyrim was a one and done thing.
      I did a ton of major quests on my character, beat the story, collected a few masks and then dusted my hands of it. I wasn't interested in trying again.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you gonna make a song about it?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime freak
    >moronic
    many such cases

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anime website

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Face it troon anime is officially for trannies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't change the fact that this is an anime website.
          Maybe you should go to reddit if you hate anime so much.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should go dilate if you like anime so much.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't. If trannies actually watched anime/boycott manga they'd boycott the shit out of it since the vast majority of series portray trannies as mentally ill/fricking weirdos or depict the negative shit that trannies try to cover up. No idea why trannies are desperate to latch on to a form of media that openly mocks them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why every single one of them has avatars of them on discord and twitter?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anime avatars are completely different from watching anime or using it as a reaction image because it goes from enjoying something to self-inserting. Furthermore, Discord and Twittergays are already mentally ill by default.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dont post tranime dude, just dont

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >D-Dont post anime on an anime website
          Cry about it, newshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dont post tranime dude, just dont
          Imagine letting Japanese cartoons mentally dominate you this hard. I certainly can't.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With a greatshield, it's almost impossible to die in DS1, unless you fall from a cliff like a moron.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fire weapon. They will be asking Zanzibart for forgiveness in 2 min

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played DS1 many times but my biggest hurdle was probably doing O&S with double caestus, it also doesn't help that they limited resins so that if you failed too many times youd have to go at it with absolutely dogshit damage.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see female streamer
    >"blind playthrough"
    >using Drake sword, grass crest shield on back
    >Havels Ring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      obviously her male orbiters are backseating her to the extreme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Souls backseaters are among the worst out there, you have to play like they're telling you to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I that shield very good or something? I'm playing the game for the first time and I'm pretty sure I have it since it sounds familiar, but I haven't used it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You equip it and put it on your back for the passive buff, it makes you recover stamina faster.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just equip the damn thing to get the buff, most people 2H anyways.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Equip your fricking sword in slot fricking one of your right fricking hand. If you want to use the Grass Crest as a normal shield then equip it in slot fricking one of your left fricking hand. If not then two hand your fricking sword by pressing fricking Triangle/Y so the fricking shield is on your fricking back.

            You frick.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use the eagle shield. You did find it, right?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to keep luring them to the pillars. When one attacks the pillar, use that to attack the one you’re trying to down. You’re welcome spoonfeed newbie

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot them with your bow bro, lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll shoot your mom with my "bow" nowumsain

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the Painted World of Ariamis and grind until you're over leveled 🙂

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the column beteeen you and them. They go left, you go right. Easy.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to have to be more specific there are about ten different versions of that fricking fight by now.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can use the lightning spear you get from killing the mimic and reverse the lightning infusion or use the crystal halberd.
    fricking homosexual
    kys

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just run around the pillars.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU FRICKING TRANIMEhomosexualS I FRICKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        die
        just fricking die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Beat them first try on my blind playthrough :^)

        this has been debunked, Cirno is the strongest

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    schizo moment

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kite around pillars to bait smough's hammer attacks, then attack ornstein during smough's recovery time

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kill smough first
    use him to body block ornstein
    super ornstein whiffs everything, just don't get grabbed

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit-sama
    go back

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the PC version never go on sale?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its easier if you attempt while you have a dick in your butt

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when Dark Souls was still a niche cult classic and beating Snorlax and Pikachu was like a right of passage on Ganker. Now everything is just about trannies 24/7

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AND I CAN'T BEAT FORSAKEN KNIGHT ORNSTEIN AND SUNEATER SMOUGH SOLO

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bawd

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