I...can't...die in here...!

I...can't...die in here...!

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tho, be sure to be prepared :^)

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *freezes to death*

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct, a Glaceon can't die in such a manner.

    Ice types are immune to freeze.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally freezing anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's LITERALLY [Headcanon]

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOOK at the PICTURE, Jiren.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LOOK at the HEADCANON

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SEE THE SKULL
            THE PART OF BONE REMOVED
            THE MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit we have the same brainworms

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              SEE the SKULL, part of BONE REMOVED

              Holy shit we have the same brainworms

              Samefag prove me wrong m8.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SEE the SKULL, part of BONE REMOVED

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell that to the glaceon that got too cold and almost died like, thirty episodes ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait where

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/JN087

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon these days are fucking spoiled I swear to god

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trigger-happy Glaceon constantly overusing Blizzard and overexerting itself fucks its body up
            That doesn't sound as dumb as a Glaceon freezing in a blizzard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that a fire type got burnt by hot sand in the Anime - they don't give a fuck and never did

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this Glaceon farting a blizzard in the 1st place outside battle?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a dynamaxed glaceon used max airstream on the smaller glaceon

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon can naturally drop its body temp and the surrounding atmosphere to below -75 f. A blizzard would mean fuck all to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's stupid

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that glaceon looks malnourished

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the glaceon freezing thing I've been hearing about lately.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being dying in blizzard as an ice type LMAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she died that way then I guess my semen would be cryogenically frozen

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I...can't...die in here...!
    >Not ... when ... I've yet to ... deliver ... anon's child ...!!!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon freezing to death is like Vaporeon drowning, it doesn't fucking happen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I...can't...breathe...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck is this? Why isn't it the other way around

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never spoil your pokemon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong one mate

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro ur an ice type bro lmao like bro u aint suppose to die in the ice bro dumbass bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are gonna be the last words it hears before it dies

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume this Glaceon is getting hit by Icy Wind and its speed is slowly getting reduced which is represented by the ice formin around it? This could kill it, because its not immune to ice damage, but it is resistant to it and its not immune to the speed reduction either.
    Its like a Pikachu getting shocked constantly by thunderbolts and not getting healed, it will die eventually from that even if it resists it.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry guys. I went out and got her and now she safe and sound. She'll be as right as rain in no time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to literally fuck her so hard, she's going to wish she died out in that blizzard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *devolves into eevee*
        NO MORE
        SO SORE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good work, anon
      Just be sure to keep her safe from the first guy that replied to you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf anon stop you'll turn her into a vaporeon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Acting like that's a bad thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait to go, anon. You melted Glaceon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon spoiled glaceons don't melt they freeze

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to die curled up with her human boyfriend 🙂

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll warm her up with an injection of my hot sperm directly into her womb

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. Who’s the shittiest in battle?
    >Flareon
    >Glaceon
    >Eevee (specifically adaptability + flail)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flareon probably would be better with that crystal mechanic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, ignoring the Eevee set you'd see on some youtube showdown vid titled
      >EEVEE SWEEPS UBER TEAM?! PLAYERS GET SALTY

      Although Flareon has much better abilities, I think Glaceon still comes out on top through having better STAB options, particularly Freeze Dry giving decent coverage, as well as better bulk.

      Flareon probably would be better with that crystal mechanic.

      Flareon could be improved with the new mechanic, but would still struggle with a poor physical movepool. In that regard, I think Dynamax was better for it with max moves turning stuff like Flare Blitz and Iron Tail into more viable moves. And maybe Superpower too, though fighting type moves get less BP dynamaxed in exchange for the buffs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EEVEE SWEEPS UBER TEAM?! PLAYERS GET SALTY
        kek I was joking a little, but I know from experience that Flareon is such a liability that an unreliable Eevee set might actually be able to compete. Haven’t used it, but being a slow ice type doesn’t bode well for Glacion. Just curious how others would rank what I consider the worst of the line.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing is worse than a slow Ice type

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a jolteon getting electrified haha

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer incompetence of Journey writers made these meme drawings canon to the trashnime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it makes sense still? Are fire types immune to fire? No, so of course they can still feel pain from heat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are fire types immune to fire?
        yes

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's better
    Now bring me some hot chocolate I'm shivering

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you cum towards a Glaceon, would the cum freeze and turn into hail before reaching her?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t know, I always creampie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally the perfect answer

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