I...can't...die in here...!

I...can't...die in here...!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tho, be sure to be prepared :^)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *freezes to death*

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Correct, a Glaceon can't die in such a manner.

    Ice types are immune to freeze.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally freezing anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's LITERALLY [Headcanon]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LOOK at the PICTURE, Jiren.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >LOOK at the HEADCANON

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SEE THE SKULL
            THE PART OF BONE REMOVED
            THE MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit we have the same brainworms

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              SEE the SKULL, part of BONE REMOVED

              Holy shit we have the same brainworms

              Samegay prove me wrong m8.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SEE the SKULL, part of BONE REMOVED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tell that to the glaceon that got too cold and almost died like, thirty episodes ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait where

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/JN087

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon these days are fricking spoiled I swear to god

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trigger-happy Glaceon constantly overusing Blizzard and overexerting itself fricks its body up
            That doesn't sound as dumb as a Glaceon freezing in a blizzard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that a fire type got burnt by hot sand in the Anime - they don't give a frick and never did

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this Glaceon farting a blizzard in the 1st place outside battle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a dynamaxed glaceon used max airstream on the smaller glaceon

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon can naturally drop its body temp and the surrounding atmosphere to below -75 f. A blizzard would mean frick all to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's stupid

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that glaceon looks malnourished

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the glaceon freezing thing I've been hearing about lately.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being dying in blizzard as an ice type LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she died that way then I guess my semen would be cryogenically frozen

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I...can't...die in here...!
    >Not ... when ... I've yet to ... deliver ... anon's child ...!!!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon freezing to death is like Vaporeon drowning, it doesn't fricking happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I...can't...breathe...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is this? Why isn't it the other way around

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never spoil your pokemon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong one mate

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie ur an ice type homie lmao like homie u aint suppose to die in the ice homie dumbass homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These are gonna be the last words it hears before it dies

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume this Glaceon is getting hit by Icy Wind and its speed is slowly getting reduced which is represented by the ice formin around it? This could kill it, because its not immune to ice damage, but it is resistant to it and its not immune to the speed reduction either.
    Its like a Pikachu getting shocked constantly by thunderbolts and not getting healed, it will die eventually from that even if it resists it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry guys. I went out and got her and now she safe and sound. She'll be as right as rain in no time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to literally frick her so hard, she's going to wish she died out in that blizzard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *devolves into eevee*
        NO MORE
        SO SORE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good work, anon
      Just be sure to keep her safe from the first guy that replied to you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf anon stop you'll turn her into a vaporeon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Acting like that's a bad thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait to go, anon. You melted Glaceon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon spoiled glaceons don't melt they freeze

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to die curled up with her human boyfriend 🙂

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll warm her up with an injection of my hot sperm directly into her womb

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. Who’s the shittiest in battle?
    >Flareon
    >Glaceon
    >Eevee (specifically adaptability + flail)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flareon probably would be better with that crystal mechanic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, ignoring the Eevee set you'd see on some youtube showdown vid titled
      >EEVEE SWEEPS UBER TEAM?! PLAYERS GET SALTY

      Although Flareon has much better abilities, I think Glaceon still comes out on top through having better STAB options, particularly Freeze Dry giving decent coverage, as well as better bulk.

      Flareon probably would be better with that crystal mechanic.

      Flareon could be improved with the new mechanic, but would still struggle with a poor physical movepool. In that regard, I think Dynamax was better for it with max moves turning stuff like Flare Blitz and Iron Tail into more viable moves. And maybe Superpower too, though fighting type moves get less BP dynamaxed in exchange for the buffs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >EEVEE SWEEPS UBER TEAM?! PLAYERS GET SALTY
        kek I was joking a little, but I know from experience that Flareon is such a liability that an unreliable Eevee set might actually be able to compete. Haven’t used it, but being a slow ice type doesn’t bode well for Glacion. Just curious how others would rank what I consider the worst of the line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing is worse than a slow Ice type

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a jolteon getting electrified haha

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer incompetence of Journey writers made these meme drawings canon to the trashnime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it makes sense still? Are fire types immune to fire? No, so of course they can still feel pain from heat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Are fire types immune to fire?
        yes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's better
    Now bring me some hot chocolate I'm shivering

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you cum towards a Glaceon, would the cum freeze and turn into hail before reaching her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t know, I always creampie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally the perfect answer

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