I can't get myself to play ac valhalla

I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
>moron 130 GB download
>takes 1-2 minutes to boot up every time
>kb+m controls are awful
>feels like yakuza with constant cutscenes

Just want some viking fun but it's hard to find in there

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feels like yakuza
    You wish. Yakuza is a great game, this one not.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God this is so ugly, literally 0 soul

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
    And that is a good thing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS UP WITH THOSE NIPPLES
    WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH LIBTARDS
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They took inspiration from anime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No
        Captcha: Kykyk

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the black viking have vitiligo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what the frick is with that? And fricking Purple side butch cut in viking era, really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None of them look anything close to Vikings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were no black vikings, it's just a leftist thing to alter history to fit an agenda, just ignore it and try to erase it from your memory like the rest of us are trying to do... Either that or do us a huge favor and hire a hitman on the degenerates who created this shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think whatever this is is trying to be historically accurate.

        Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe instead of telling random folk to kill themselves you could be a better person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet
          Oh you would love that wouldn't you, Mr Shekelberg? Back to the ovens with you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol look at this israelite man.
          Piss off c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >historical fiction
          >not trying to be historically accurate

          You know, I think writing ancient mummies and afterlife in Origins is not nearly as bad as fricking up Viking culture. One is good DLC content, the other is just bad “historical fiction”.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because kids nowadays have to self insert and relate to every single character they see on tv so you have to give them random disabilities and quirks and shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cripples don't want to be cripples in fantasy just like latinos don't want to be referred has latinx.

        It's all liberal "constructs''

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CHAOS CONTROL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
    And nothing of value was lost

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eastern animators and artists won to skills war

    The Secret of Nimh, All Dogs Go to Heaven, A Land Before Time...

    Man, I did not see this coming as a kid, Don Bluth spoiled me. Never thought it would end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney losing all real competition in the 2D animation department really killed the drive. The fact that Bluth's work is now owned by disney through the Twentieth Century Fox merger is a real slap in the face.
      At least dreamworks still gives disney/pixar reasons to push the envelope on 3D animation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is dreamworks even putting out nowadays?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop critiquing our attempts to subvert culture
    >this is nothing this is always done with children's cartoons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop posting here and do something in real life then you polpussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think this post could glow any harder.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    Alaric still remembers life before the reconquest – before the estrogenic wine, the sissy wigs, the olive oil, frilly togae, and mandatory male genitals removal. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Gallia Cisalphina, where he hides his beautiful aryan godess step sister Fraudottir from the clutches of the brutal RHOMAIC army.

    As loyal HVNNIC FOEDERATI prowl the countryside searching for fertile vandal bussy, Alaric will stop at nothing to protect sweet Julia's purity. With his beautiful blonde hair, pale sissy body unused to toil in the sun, seductive yet firm loinclothed form, Alaric gives his tender fae body to a gang of pitiless ROMAN GLADIATORS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alaric prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and VAE VICTIS? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

    Acclaimed author and swedish Romanophle Varg Ulfric presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial BVLL-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RHOMAIC REXES have their way with Alaric's tender pale body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God if only Europe was fully romanized. God damn savage g*rm menace ruining Europe every single fricking moment they can

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's with tumblrites and the fetishization of vitiligo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bJ5Avd6.jpg

      why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?

      Seriously. My best guess is that they're obsessed with race and vitiligo is most noticable in ethnicities with dark skin. Or it could be a "body positivity" thing. They're weird looking but they love their bodies anyway gurl, shake that beauty. It probably helps that it's literally just skin deep. It's not like being covered in burn marks or open sores. They're being "woke" by representing it in their art while also not taking any real risk because while it's unusual, it doesn't actually look disgusting.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DAY 3 OF NOT STEALING ANYTHING

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        racism isnt funny and you're a bad person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Racism is extremely funny, even when it's directed at my race. A good joke is a good joke.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Racism is extremely funny
            racism kills people every day. how fricking disconnected from society do you have to be to find that funny?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you can stop pretending being from tumblr now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not enough people, apparently

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this racism guy sounds like a real jerk, someone should really do something about him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no, must suck living with racism in your fricking dumb head every day lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is and yes I am. Got a problem, homosexual? Fricking fight me.

          Calle Manuel M. Flores No.65, Col. Obrera, Cuauhtemoc, CP 06800, CDMX Mexico

          I'll be waiting, leftist scum.

          >DAY 3 OF NOT STEALING ANYTHING

          Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do troonys and leftist love norse mythology and vikings so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying alt right cringelords aren't obsessed with norse symbols

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not le heckin altrighterino!
        They're going to slowly walk inside a governmental building again!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When are we going to get a Viking-era story from the Christian defender’s perspective

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is basically that. It's a whimsical animated movie so it's not exactly gritty and realistic or anything like that but the story revolves around medieval Ireland being raided by Vikings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, watched this as a kid when my mum rented it off lovefilm. Forgot what happened exactly, but it looked beautiful

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is there a Black person in a viking game?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does soicore shit like this always depicts hypermasucline men with no problems, but anything even resembling a tradtionally attractive feminine female can never be seen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the hypermasculine men are gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't find the purple mohawk 70%-30% black-white but still 100% KANGZ DNA troony extremely feminine then you are literally Hitler.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sven Universe

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know something? I want western animation to stay on the calarts hell forever. Let CN go bankrupt

    In the future, we will have this but with anime, every single month. If you refuse to sell people what they want, someone right around the corner will jump in and fill that gap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

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