I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
>moron 130 GB download
>takes 1-2 minutes to boot up every time
>kb+m controls are awful
>feels like yakuza with constant cutscenes
Just want some viking fun but it's hard to find in there
I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
>moron 130 GB download
>takes 1-2 minutes to boot up every time
>kb+m controls are awful
>feels like yakuza with constant cutscenes
Just want some viking fun but it's hard to find in there
>feels like yakuza
You wish. Yakuza is a great game, this one not.
God this is so ugly, literally 0 soul
Cartoons have always been like this chuddelini, accept your dying industry and be happy.
Worst bait, I can still remember when people used to put effort towards animation
>Cartoons have always been like this chuddelini
They have been since your pathetic calart took over, moron.
>I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
And that is a good thing
WHAT THE FRICK IS UP WITH THOSE NIPPLES
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH LIBTARDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
They took inspiration from anime
No
Captcha: Kykyk
Why does the black viking have vitiligo?
Yeah what the frick is with that? And fricking Purple side butch cut in viking era, really?
None of them look anything close to Vikings
There were no black vikings, it's just a leftist thing to alter history to fit an agenda, just ignore it and try to erase it from your memory like the rest of us are trying to do... Either that or do us a huge favor and hire a hitman on the degenerates who created this shit.
I don’t think whatever this is is trying to be historically accurate.
Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet.
Maybe instead of telling random folk to kill themselves you could be a better person.
>Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet
Oh you would love that wouldn't you, Mr Shekelberg? Back to the ovens with you.
Lol look at this israelite man.
Piss off c**t
>historical fiction
>not trying to be historically accurate
You know, I think writing ancient mummies and afterlife in Origins is not nearly as bad as fricking up Viking culture. One is good DLC content, the other is just bad “historical fiction”.
Because kids nowadays have to self insert and relate to every single character they see on tv so you have to give them random disabilities and quirks and shit
Cripples don't want to be cripples in fantasy just like latinos don't want to be referred has latinx.
It's all liberal "constructs''
CHAOS CONTROL
>I can't get myself to play ac valhalla
And nothing of value was lost
>eastern animators and artists won to skills war
The Secret of Nimh, All Dogs Go to Heaven, A Land Before Time...
Man, I did not see this coming as a kid, Don Bluth spoiled me. Never thought it would end.
Disney losing all real competition in the 2D animation department really killed the drive. The fact that Bluth's work is now owned by disney through the Twentieth Century Fox merger is a real slap in the face.
At least dreamworks still gives disney/pixar reasons to push the envelope on 3D animation.
What the frick is dreamworks even putting out nowadays?
>Stop critiquing our attempts to subvert culture
>this is nothing this is always done with children's cartoons
stop posting here and do something in real life then you polpussy
I don't think this post could glow any harder.
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God if only Europe was fully romanized. God damn savage g*rm menace ruining Europe every single fricking moment they can
what's with tumblrites and the fetishization of vitiligo?
Seriously. My best guess is that they're obsessed with race and vitiligo is most noticable in ethnicities with dark skin. Or it could be a "body positivity" thing. They're weird looking but they love their bodies anyway gurl, shake that beauty. It probably helps that it's literally just skin deep. It's not like being covered in burn marks or open sores. They're being "woke" by representing it in their art while also not taking any real risk because while it's unusual, it doesn't actually look disgusting.
why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?
>DAY 3 OF NOT STEALING ANYTHING
racism isnt funny and you're a bad person
Racism is extremely funny, even when it's directed at my race. A good joke is a good joke.
>Racism is extremely funny
racism kills people every day. how fricking disconnected from society do you have to be to find that funny?
you can stop pretending being from tumblr now
Not enough people, apparently
this racism guy sounds like a real jerk, someone should really do something about him
Oh no, must suck living with racism in your fricking dumb head every day lmao
get fricked Black person
because it's ''white european'' culture so they have to corrupt it
Yes it is and yes I am. Got a problem, homosexual? Fricking fight me.
Calle Manuel M. Flores No.65, Col. Obrera, Cuauhtemoc, CP 06800, CDMX Mexico
I'll be waiting, leftist scum.
Kek
fricking hell, anon
why do troonys and leftist love norse mythology and vikings so much
>implying alt right cringelords aren't obsessed with norse symbols
Not le heckin altrighterino!
They're going to slowly walk inside a governmental building again!
When are we going to get a Viking-era story from the Christian defender’s perspective
This movie is basically that. It's a whimsical animated movie so it's not exactly gritty and realistic or anything like that but the story revolves around medieval Ireland being raided by Vikings.
Oh yeah, watched this as a kid when my mum rented it off lovefilm. Forgot what happened exactly, but it looked beautiful
why the frick is there a Black person in a viking game?
Why does soicore shit like this always depicts hypermasucline men with no problems, but anything even resembling a tradtionally attractive feminine female can never be seen?
Because the hypermasculine men are gay
If you don't find the purple mohawk 70%-30% black-white but still 100% KANGZ DNA troony extremely feminine then you are literally Hitler.
Sven Universe
You know something? I want western animation to stay on the calarts hell forever. Let CN go bankrupt
In the future, we will have this but with anime, every single month. If you refuse to sell people what they want, someone right around the corner will jump in and fill that gap.
Forgot pic