I can't go any further. Ever since Dustman's Cairn, the big crawly ones have been too much for me.

I can't go any further. Ever since Dustman's Cairn, the big crawly ones have been too much for me.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit writing.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst questline
    down there with winterhold

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's kind of odd how almost nobody in the game talks about the 300 pound spiders roaming around. You would think that would be considered a bigger deal.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saved the world from alduin proving you are dragonborn
    >Vilkas: I never heard of him
    >you have to prove yourself
    >one quest done
    >time to join the inner circle that only the exclusive and veteran members can join
    Good job Todd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game has a lot of quests after you become the leader , like curing both the 2 other companions and getting the three totems for aela

      and while you say hurr durr shit writing you literally did more work in 1 week than theyve done in years and clearly could lead them as the dragon born

      >Never did a honest's day work for all that gold you're carrying, eh lad?
      >Ok, steal Madesi's ring and plant it inti this moron's pocket.
      >Damn, you fucked up but i got a good feeling about you, welcome to the thieves guild.
      >Now go to Goldenglow, don't kill the owner and burn no more than 4 hives.
      >Fuck dude, you killed him and burnes all that shit down? Maven's gonna be pissed. Anyway, here's the next quest.
      Some dumbfuck was actually paid to write this load of horseshit.

      pretty sure maven sends a kill squad after you
      and they wont just refuse you access to any future quests
      and you can cope, but previous elder scrolls games you just paid a fee and got right back in like nothing happened

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you literally did more work in 1 week than theyve done in years
        Soooo shit writing?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Never did a honest's day work for all that gold you're carrying, eh lad?
    >Ok, steal Madesi's ring and plant it inti this moron's pocket.
    >Damn, you fucked up but i got a good feeling about you, welcome to the thieves guild.
    >Now go to Goldenglow, don't kill the owner and burn no more than 4 hives.
    >Fuck dude, you killed him and burnes all that shit down? Maven's gonna be pissed. Anyway, here's the next quest.
    Some dumbfuck was actually paid to write this load of horseshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda weird phrasing given that we cleared that dungeon like 48 hours ago.

      You forgot about killing those 3 people in riften to get the protection money instead of just intimidating them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thieves guild was the worst of them all, someone wrote a big essay on why it was so shit but I cant find it.
      >never actually have to steal anything
      >retarded quests that turn into more dungeon crawling
      >you have to sell your soul to Nocturnal to progress (fighters guild was shit for this too turning you into a werewolf)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=14422

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit this is the guy who also did an autistic essay on mass effect lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he bother to check if he was right about anything or just assume md he was right?
          Just a mindless hit piece by someone who hates Bethesda for people who hate Bethesda. Sad this is considered journalism nowadays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hit piece
            LOL, pointing out shit writing is a hit piece now? Bethesda is a company that has increasingly gotten worse over the years and their writing, quests and gameplay is pure shit by this point.
            Only retards could possibly approve of their trash.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So just handwave the fact he made shit up. He found his audience it seems.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hurr durr why does the mcdonald turn into burger king
          American story comprehension

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The writer was probably told that he had to make sure the player could always do the quest line even if they are shit at it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't go any further. There's a ligma in there.
    >(Persuasion) I'm not falling for that one.
    >(Persuasion attempt failed)
    >Ligma balls, Dragonborn.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”hmm I’m getting tired of dungeon crawling, time to try something different”
    >”man that bard guild stuff in Solitude sounds neat, always loved bard stuff, let’s try it!”
    >questline is one fucking dungeon infested with draugrs
    T-thanks Todd...

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