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I dont get it...
translation: i'm le hecking penis guy!!!
How the fuck is this game so fucking popular
Its just another crpg full of gay shit
>Its just another crpg full of gay shit
Not sure what you're getting at. I play a male character and I fucked all the ladies.
>I play a male character
that's so homo
nagger i had 3 fully naked bitches following me around without any mods.
every time any of them had objections about whatever the fuck I was doing, I told her to shut the fuck up and they did. the frog had objections to some frog bullshit, and replaced her with another bitch within a few minutes.
you can also slaughter every single npc in the game with no consequences whatsoever. you can even indirectly kill children.
it is pure, unadulterated kino, and it's hilarious that they're getting away with it in current year thanks to a handful of absolutely optional gay shit.
>you can also slaughter every single npc in the game with no consequences whatsoever.
I mean, there are consequences to everything in the game, especially killing NPCs. which is a good thing since it makes your choices feel impactful. otherwise I agree with you.
>bro like, this game is so hecking cool
>i can have HOT female BITCHES with their TITTIES out following me at all time haha
>Yeah bro it's so cool you can COOOM in the game without mods its like having porn on your screen 24/7 haha
>just ignore the gay shit btw lol
My wife and her boyfriend are loving it.
I will finish my wife Shadowheart’s game.
You need to use dildos over a certain lenght and diameter to truly appreciate this artistic masterpiece.
I know a zoomer who is actually like this and spent the whole hour he played doing nothing but whining, crying that he "doesn't get what the point is" and having his ADHD flare up whenever he entered into a conversation. He also complained about the difficulty despite playing on easy. The moment he quit he jumped right into Counter Strike and had a meltdown.
How do you have a play by play of what he did? You're a fucking moron
Probably because I was watching the entire time. Retard.
Again, you're a fucking moron.
You hang out with said zoomed, and watch him fucking play games alone.
Just a fucking imbecile through and through.
Sounds more like he may be autistic.
Well, CS is objectively a better game
You would if you were a shill for the Chinese Government
you're a fucking moron
Stay mad, Chang. You flood the board, the board gets educated. I don't care how much RMB is on the line for you.
Are you trans?
You should love it then
its a gate named after baldur
whats so hard?
Stick your dick in it.
Forced threads. I'm convinced there are people who are paid to promote this.
>Be BG3 discord shills
>Thread they made earlier is on page 9
>Make a new thread
KYS. Don't forget to herb everyone.
They're fucking paid to do it, and the mods do nothing
I don't get what the point of this image is supposed to be
>says the fag ESL baited by the witcher reply
?...e-boing and lmaoing right off a cliff
because I'm right
I feel sorry for you kids. you are all fucked up and don't know what to think about anything. you constantly award yourself the most hollow of victories.
Gonna cry about it, cuck?
>Doesn't deny it
Go talk about the game on /vg/ it is a well established game. Whenever these threads are made on this board it devolves into discussion about everything else but the game.
They're fucking paid to do it, and the mods do nothing
We run this shit, bitch
No, I'm going to suck your dick and give you HPV
Everyone is too nice over there
Never been as I haven't played this game
What is there to get? It a classic fantasy adventure where you fight the big bad evil. The good about the game are the characters, the presentation and the interactive combat/world.
It's just proof that Ganker is not immune to marketing campaigns no matter how fringe the site pretends it is.
>how fringe the site pretends it is.
how fringe the users pretend it is*
Ganker is basically reddit for redditors who don't want to get banned for saying slurs
There has been pent up demand for an actual role playing game for a very long time
Movie game for autists
Filtered zoomer huh
Me neither. But watching a friend who is a big crpg "fan" leaving a positive review after 5 hours, playing 10 hours more and then forgeting about it (like he always do) I kinda understand now.
What part of BG3 made you realize 'this shit is TOO gay!'? For me, it was when the emperor appeared to you in a vision, totally unprompted, shirtless and horny, and started flirting with my ugly male half orc character.
Fucking hell, can this game go 30 minutes without trying to take your cheeks?!
>What part of BG3 made you realize 'this shit is TOO gay!'?
An autistic retard taking wrong signals from simple kindness between bros or just between two human beings trying to survive in the wilderness is one thing, but the game trying to convince me that I'm flirting with Gale by simply not saying "lol not interested fuck you" every dialogue option took the cake
You know we meme on FO4 for having
every single dialogue as options, but this game goes
and that's sadly even worse
Ok lads i am having a serious issue..... I started a Durge run but i feel too bad to be mean.............
Oh it's basically nostalgiafags lusting over BG2 gaslighting themselves into thinking BG3 is anything like BG3 PLUS a lot of coomer content
As shit as the game is, at least the devs understand that sex still sells
You need to be autistic or got bullied in school to play this garbage
>you need to be autistic
>to play the most forgiving crpg ever
kids getting dumber by the day
>Nooooo!! You can't replace the narrator's voice!!!
I bought this a month ago, but its been sitting in my backlog. Saw today that theres some huge 20 gb patch? Afaik, people said theres a lot of stuff that needs to be finished, so does this big patch add a lot? Is it a good time to start playing it now?
it's finished. the game already went through early access.
i know, but ive heard people saying that theres some content missing from the later acts or something? and that apparently they are slowly adding it through patches? i presumed thats the case, cos 20gb seems fucking a lot for a patch?
thats already finished
Theres only 1 attractive girl in the game, how
>Give me the quick troondown on this game
mentally ill freak
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