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I don't get it.
Oh look, another Twitter screenshot thread.
i hpoe one day everybody can be as happy as the trash cans
It’s 2022 boomer. People use Twitter now.
Walking the dog is slang for jacking off. This guy says Illumination's Mushroom Kingdom cums all over Nintendo's Mushroom Kingdom because it's so much more compelling.
It’s an animated movie vs a video game that has to stay within the limitations of the hardware. Is all of Twitter this retarded?
Are you? You can use art direction to make spaces less empty. Even Odyssey has better places than that.
the example is the background of a mario kart level, retard.
I don't get it.
This AND it's a fucking screenshot from a background in fucking Mario Kart
>it's a fucking screenshot from a background in fucking Mario Kart
It's fucking not?
Have you missed the fucking purple coins moron?
no it's a level in mario odyssey
Super Mario Odyssey has a lot of shit going on though.
I'm sure BotW is similar too.
>leave alone the multimillion dollar corporation
>Is all of Twitter this retarded?
now theres a question for the ages, and one youll ask every time a new "preferred" social media craphole pops up.
it's a gci promotional picture at that.
i like right more, the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world. i've always wondered if mario and the other named humans are actually the last of their kind, and anything else resembling them are just the machinations of bowser
According to Miyamoto, they're all just actors.
He said they're LIKE actors in that they can be put into any role (sports, kart racing, etc.) with no trouble. The only mainline games that really imply that angle are SMB3 and SM64 (Lakitu filming you) almost everything else is meant to be "real" to some degree.
> the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world
YouTube vidya music comment moment
oh. thank you black c-3p0.
He's right, it IS much more compelling. But it's ultimately the fault of Nintendo restricting themselves to shitty, dated hardware.
Basketball "people" gibberish
>Walking the dog is moron for jacking off
>Walking the dog is slang for jacking off
This has a severe impact on the world around me
y'all be like y'all tho whats up with y'all lmfaoooo y'all be like that doe
po' mo' gub bix nood
Now that's a sentence I haven't heard in a long time. A lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time.
yo yo yo fo real op out in tha hizzy throatin glizzies word up yall yeehaw
ayo ayo y'all I LOVE black culture
finna bix nood
*robs people and gets can't breefed*
>movie promo still meant to look as impressive as possible compared to random video game level deliberately trying to look like an N64 level
Amerimutts really obsessed with nintendies.
Saw youtube shorts of them bought thousands usd of some retro games and going full basedjak of it
Newspeak is so fucking stupid
Ganker retard doesn't understand that you can't design a vidya level like that or it'd be a confusing clusterfuck, but passive entertainment like movies allow for it because you don't need to use your brain while watching them.
Maybe you should actually explore a video game world instead of quickly bing bing wahooing through it
But that is how you play Mario, if you want to explore a detailed map there is no shortage of games that do that, Mario's gameplay is first and foremost supposed to be quick and fluid, Odyssey isn't even the best example of it, that would be 3D World/Bowser's Fury, Odyssey has a lot of pointless padding.
Your best example of it is a seamless open world game where challenges present themselves like theme park rides, at best a rough mix of two styles
Thought it was kinda stupid to put the castle on top of a hill like that
THIS BOARD IS FOR DISCUSSION DIRECTLY RELATED TO VIDEO GAMES.
Not movies, not Twitter. Games.
So get the fuck out.
It's a video AND a game. Don't gatekeep.
The Mario Brothers MOVIE is NOT A GAME.
Illumination, Chris Pratt etc HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMES.
SAME GOES FOR TWITTER.
posting on an imageboard is not a video games
No, but said posts can be related to the topic of video games.
What about Jack Black? He has his own video game. (Brutal Legend)
backseat modding has to be the most cringe reddit activity ever
Isn't the whole point of the Mushroom Kingdom to be like the first level of a Mario game, and thus a reprieve from the chaos that was the Moon? I don't see the comparison.
Here let me explain
shiiittttt bro movies be lookin GOOD an shit dawg why comes game look ASS bruh???? LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
A twitter post full of retarded opinions? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
THE SITUATION HAS BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES
Was it really necessary to use "y'all" twice in the same sentence? And when did it become popular to even use that word in the first place? I still remember back when only hicks talked that way, but it's apparently trendy now.
>autistic white person trying to sound black
why do they do it?
white people, even the most lefty of them all, have an intense ancestral desire to say bro and moron and it eats them up inside, paying careful attention you'll notice that there is many words they made up to substitute for them, the most egregious being 'nibba'
someone translate that to english please
That is English now
I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.
I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.
>"How does Nintendo partner with a company that makes their own content look better on a technical level and not find any sense of embarrassment in doing so?"
He should see the graphics in the first Mario Bros. movie, it's so lifelike
Right is unironically more true to classic 3D mario.
Fuck zoomers. They're trying to be/sound like a moron (ironic since it's actually just a southern drawl; nothing to do with race). They like it because it's gender neutral AND sounds ethnic. A real moron would never use an apostrophe, so it easy to spot these fucking retards.
Thought that was a redneck thing.
Castle Peach in Galaxy 1 is the most soulful right next to 64. Why the fuck did they remove the moat/lake? It's a fucking medieval castle.
ya definitely fits the medieval style
>you will never own an old castle in a green and cloudy territory
it hurts, bros.
hollywood is run by computers and they determined this would be totally epic advertisement. but it looks like a colorful dystopian hellscape with all those pipes and towers and peachs castle looming over everything.
You'd think they'd make Bowser's Castle over Lava Land with the same idea.
Hopefully the small flying island is just Bowser's airship and not the castle itself.
bowser has had a flying castle in at least 5 different games
Paper Mario and?
MUSHROOM KINGDOM HERE WE COME
>nintardos think the muchroom kingdom is a barren wasteland outside of what is explicitly shown in the games
It's ok, not everyone is familiar with this kind of english vernacular
>Nintendo, how did you let illumination outperform you is such a stark way? mort de rire
>movie budget and software vs video game budget and software
can someone translate it, I don't speak moron
ay yo hol up so y'all kin finna gon b some kinna sumpin real talk
Fuck Peach's castle, Isle Delfino is where it's at.
I've been to Ireland and the castles look like the one on the right. Went to Blarney and Cashel.
no one wants to play a videogame set in ireland of all places
how do these retards not understand that nintendo is working on the movie too
I think that people forget that the depiction on the left is what Nintendo want for the Universal theme park.
One is designed to run on a fucking Switch. The other was rendered over the course of days on a server farm that costs more than you'd ever make in your lifetime.
anyone who types this should be instantly killed.
Y'all is a perfectly fine word and I don't know why you retards seethe about it so badly.
'Y'all' Is used exclusively by morons, trannies and other low IQ dipshit americans who have nothing of value to say.
Not a single person of worth types like these retards.
Ahh, so it's because you feel inferior.
They say y'all because they think "you guys" is problematic. That's literally it.
Or they're from the southern US where that was a normal thing to say. I've never seen anyone complaining about "you guys."
It's fine coming from 40+ year old southerners irl. It's insufferable coming from gays on twitter.
It started because it was a southern thing co-opted by everyone else. Now it's just because everyone else here hates it.
It's also a ghetto thing and twatters love pretending they're full of mental illnesses and have a negative IQ so they can have their underprivileged privilege.
they say it because they think it makes them sound folksy and friendly when they are anything but
when an obviously evil person tries to act nice it comes off as disgusting
Agreed. It's a telltale mark of a redneck, hoodlum, or twatter. All worthless.
So instead should people be saying "YOUZE GUYZ?"
They should be using proper english and not typing like twitter retards.
go back twitter immigrant
HIRE THIS STUDIO
The town crowding around the castle in the left picture makes it seem like that's all there is to the Mushroom Kingdom, that it's a tiny city-state. The picture on the right, on the other hand, gives the impression that the Mushroom Kingdom is more the size of an actual country since the castle has plenty of natural space around it much like you'd see in England or other European countries
Kill everyone under 25.
Kill everyone over 25.
Kill 25 year olds and no one else.
Kill everyone but 25 year olds.
Modern nintendo is absolutely fucking garbage.
yooooooo yall lmao im posting this on r/blackpeopletwitter yall fr fr yall
morons doesnt understand what its like not to live on top of other morons. They have astro turf for carpet to. It's pretty hilarious.
>y'all y'all y'all y'all
My sister is starting to do this shit too and I fucking hate it.
As a southerner I fucking hate how Twitter has ruined y'all.
I fucking hate americans
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