I don't get it.

I don't get it.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, another Twitter screenshot thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i hpoe one day everybody can be as happy as the trash cans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 2022 boomer. People use Twitter now.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walking the dog is slang for jacking off. This guy says Illumination's Mushroom Kingdom cums all over Nintendo's Mushroom Kingdom because it's so much more compelling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an animated movie vs a video game that has to stay within the limitations of the hardware. Is all of Twitter this retarded?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you? You can use art direction to make spaces less empty. Even Odyssey has better places than that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the example is the background of a mario kart level, retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/j5voKCi.jpg

        I don't get it.

        This AND it's a fucking screenshot from a background in fucking Mario Kart

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a fucking screenshot from a background in fucking Mario Kart
          It's fucking not?
          Have you missed the fucking purple coins moron?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no it's a level in mario odyssey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario Odyssey has a lot of shit going on though.
        I'm sure BotW is similar too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >leave alone the multimillion dollar corporation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is all of Twitter this retarded?
        now theres a question for the ages, and one youll ask every time a new "preferred" social media craphole pops up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a gci promotional picture at that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like right more, the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world. i've always wondered if mario and the other named humans are actually the last of their kind, and anything else resembling them are just the machinations of bowser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        According to Miyamoto, they're all just actors.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He said they're LIKE actors in that they can be put into any role (sports, kart racing, etc.) with no trouble. The only mainline games that really imply that angle are SMB3 and SM64 (Lakitu filming you) almost everything else is meant to be "real" to some degree.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world
        YouTube vidya music comment moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh. thank you black c-3p0.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nig-3p0

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, it IS much more compelling. But it's ultimately the fault of Nintendo restricting themselves to shitty, dated hardware.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basketball "people" gibberish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Walking the dog is moron for jacking off
      thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Walking the dog is slang for jacking off
      This has a severe impact on the world around me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    y'all be like y'all tho whats up with y'all lmfaoooo y'all be like that doe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    po' mo' gub bix nood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a sentence I haven't heard in a long time. A lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yo yo yo fo real op out in tha hizzy throatin glizzies word up yall yeehaw

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ayo ayo y'all I LOVE black culture

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finna bix nood
    *robs people and gets can't breefed*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie promo still meant to look as impressive as possible compared to random video game level deliberately trying to look like an N64 level

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amerimutts really obsessed with nintendies.
    Saw youtube shorts of them bought thousands usd of some retro games and going full basedjak of it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Newspeak is so fucking stupid

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker retard doesn't understand that you can't design a vidya level like that or it'd be a confusing clusterfuck, but passive entertainment like movies allow for it because you don't need to use your brain while watching them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should actually explore a video game world instead of quickly bing bing wahooing through it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But that is how you play Mario, if you want to explore a detailed map there is no shortage of games that do that, Mario's gameplay is first and foremost supposed to be quick and fluid, Odyssey isn't even the best example of it, that would be 3D World/Bowser's Fury, Odyssey has a lot of pointless padding.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your best example of it is a seamless open world game where challenges present themselves like theme park rides, at best a rough mix of two styles

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was kinda stupid to put the castle on top of a hill like that

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS BOARD IS FOR DISCUSSION DIRECTLY RELATED TO VIDEO GAMES.

    Not movies, not Twitter. Games.

    So get the fuck out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video AND a game. Don't gatekeep.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Mario Brothers MOVIE is NOT A GAME.

        Illumination, Chris Pratt etc HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMES.

        SAME GOES FOR TWITTER.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          posting on an imageboard is not a video games

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, but said posts can be related to the topic of video games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about Jack Black? He has his own video game. (Brutal Legend)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      backseat modding has to be the most cringe reddit activity ever

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the whole point of the Mushroom Kingdom to be like the first level of a Mario game, and thus a reprieve from the chaos that was the Moon? I don't see the comparison.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here let me explain

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shiiittttt bro movies be lookin GOOD an shit dawg why comes game look ASS bruh???? LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ya'll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A twitter post full of retarded opinions? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ya'll

        AHHH

        THE SITUATION HAS BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was it really necessary to use "y'all" twice in the same sentence? And when did it become popular to even use that word in the first place? I still remember back when only hicks talked that way, but it's apparently trendy now.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic white person trying to sound black
    why do they do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white people, even the most lefty of them all, have an intense ancestral desire to say bro and moron and it eats them up inside, paying careful attention you'll notice that there is many words they made up to substitute for them, the most egregious being 'nibba'

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone translate that to english please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is English now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.

      >"How does Nintendo partner with a company that makes their own content look better on a technical level and not find any sense of embarrassment in doing so?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He should see the graphics in the first Mario Bros. movie, it's so lifelike

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right is unironically more true to classic 3D mario.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    >y'all
    Fuck zoomers. They're trying to be/sound like a moron (ironic since it's actually just a southern drawl; nothing to do with race). They like it because it's gender neutral AND sounds ethnic. A real moron would never use an apostrophe, so it easy to spot these fucking retards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that was a redneck thing.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Castle Peach in Galaxy 1 is the most soulful right next to 64. Why the fuck did they remove the moat/lake? It's a fucking medieval castle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ya definitely fits the medieval style

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never own an old castle in a green and cloudy territory
        it hurts, bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood is run by computers and they determined this would be totally epic advertisement. but it looks like a colorful dystopian hellscape with all those pipes and towers and peachs castle looming over everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think they'd make Bowser's Castle over Lava Land with the same idea.
        Hopefully the small flying island is just Bowser's airship and not the castle itself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bowser has had a flying castle in at least 5 different games

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Paper Mario and?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MUSHROOM KINGDOM HERE WE COME

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nintardos think the muchroom kingdom is a barren wasteland outside of what is explicitly shown in the games

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, not everyone is familiar with this kind of english vernacular
    >Nintendo, how did you let illumination outperform you is such a stark way? mort de rire

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie budget and software vs video game budget and software

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can someone translate it, I don't speak moron

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ay yo hol up so y'all kin finna gon b some kinna sumpin real talk

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Peach's castle, Isle Delfino is where it's at.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to Ireland and the castles look like the one on the right. Went to Blarney and Cashel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to play a videogame set in ireland of all places

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dallas, TX

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >illumination
    how do these retards not understand that nintendo is working on the movie too

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think that people forget that the depiction on the left is what Nintendo want for the Universal theme park.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One is designed to run on a fucking Switch. The other was rendered over the course of days on a server farm that costs more than you'd ever make in your lifetime.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    anyone who types this should be instantly killed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y'all is a perfectly fine word and I don't know why you retards seethe about it so badly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        'Y'all' Is used exclusively by morons, trannies and other low IQ dipshit americans who have nothing of value to say.
        Not a single person of worth types like these retards.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh, so it's because you feel inferior.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They say y'all because they think "you guys" is problematic. That's literally it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or they're from the southern US where that was a normal thing to say. I've never seen anyone complaining about "you guys."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine coming from 40+ year old southerners irl. It's insufferable coming from gays on twitter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It started because it was a southern thing co-opted by everyone else. Now it's just because everyone else here hates it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's also a ghetto thing and twatters love pretending they're full of mental illnesses and have a negative IQ so they can have their underprivileged privilege.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They say y'all because they think "you guys" is problematic. That's literally it.

        they say it because they think it makes them sound folksy and friendly when they are anything but
        when an obviously evil person tries to act nice it comes off as disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It's a telltale mark of a redneck, hoodlum, or twatter. All worthless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So instead should people be saying "YOUZE GUYZ?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They should be using proper english and not typing like twitter retards.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go back twitter immigrant

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    HIRE THIS STUDIO

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The town crowding around the castle in the left picture makes it seem like that's all there is to the Mushroom Kingdom, that it's a tiny city-state. The picture on the right, on the other hand, gives the impression that the Mushroom Kingdom is more the size of an actual country since the castle has plenty of natural space around it much like you'd see in England or other European countries

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill everyone under 25.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill everyone over 25.

      Kill 25 year olds and no one else.

      Kill everyone but 25 year olds.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Modern nintendo is absolutely fucking garbage.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yooooooo yall lmao im posting this on r/blackpeopletwitter yall fr fr yall
    yallmao

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morons doesnt understand what its like not to live on top of other morons. They have astro turf for carpet to. It's pretty hilarious.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all y'all y'all y'all
    My sister is starting to do this shit too and I fucking hate it.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a southerner I fucking hate how Twitter has ruined y'all.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate americans

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