I don't get it.

I don't get it.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, another Twitter screenshot thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i hpoe one day everybody can be as happy as the trash cans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 2022 boomer. People use Twitter now.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Walking the dog is slang for jacking off. This guy says Illumination's Mushroom Kingdom cums all over Nintendo's Mushroom Kingdom because it's so much more compelling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an animated movie vs a video game that has to stay within the limitations of the hardware. Is all of Twitter this moronic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you? You can use art direction to make spaces less empty. Even Odyssey has better places than that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the example is the background of a mario kart level, moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/j5voKCi.jpg

        I don't get it.

        This AND it's a fricking screenshot from a background in fricking Mario Kart

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a fricking screenshot from a background in fricking Mario Kart
          It's fricking not?
          Have you missed the fricking purple coins Black person?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it's a level in mario odyssey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario Odyssey has a lot of shit going on though.
        I'm sure BotW is similar too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >leave alone the multimillion dollar corporation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is all of Twitter this moronic?
        now theres a question for the ages, and one youll ask every time a new "preferred" social media craphole pops up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's a gci promotional picture at that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like right more, the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world. i've always wondered if mario and the other named humans are actually the last of their kind, and anything else resembling them are just the machinations of bowser

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        According to Miyamoto, they're all just actors.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He said they're LIKE actors in that they can be put into any role (sports, kart racing, etc.) with no trouble. The only mainline games that really imply that angle are SMB3 and SM64 (Lakitu filming you) almost everything else is meant to be "real" to some degree.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > the loneliness of the kingdom adds a sense of mystery to the world
        YouTube vidya music comment moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh. thank you black c-3p0.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nig-3p0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, it IS much more compelling. But it's ultimately the fault of Nintendo restricting themselves to shitty, dated hardware.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basketball "people" gibberish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Walking the dog is Black person for jacking off
      thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Walking the dog is slang for jacking off
      This has a severe impact on the world around me

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    y'all be like y'all tho whats up with y'all lmfaoooo y'all be like that doe

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    po' mo' gub bix nood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a sentence I haven't heard in a long time. A lonnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yo yo yo fo real op out in tha hizzy throatin glizzies word up yall yeehaw

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayo ayo y'all I LOVE black culture

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    finna bix nood
    *robs people and gets can't breefed*

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >movie promo still meant to look as impressive as possible compared to random video game level deliberately trying to look like an N64 level

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Amerimutts really obsessed with nintendies.
    Saw youtube shorts of them bought thousands usd of some retro games and going full basedjak of it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Newspeak is so fricking stupid

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker moron doesn't understand that you can't design a vidya level like that or it'd be a confusing clusterfrick, but passive entertainment like movies allow for it because you don't need to use your brain while watching them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should actually explore a video game world instead of quickly bing bing wahooing through it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But that is how you play Mario, if you want to explore a detailed map there is no shortage of games that do that, Mario's gameplay is first and foremost supposed to be quick and fluid, Odyssey isn't even the best example of it, that would be 3D World/Bowser's Fury, Odyssey has a lot of pointless padding.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your best example of it is a seamless open world game where challenges present themselves like theme park rides, at best a rough mix of two styles

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was kinda stupid to put the castle on top of a hill like that

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THIS BOARD IS FOR DISCUSSION DIRECTLY RELATED TO VIDEO GAMES.

    Not movies, not Twitter. Games.

    So get the frick out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video AND a game. Don't gatekeep.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Mario Brothers MOVIE is NOT A GAME.

        Illumination, Chris Pratt etc HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMES.

        SAME GOES FOR TWITTER.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          posting on an imageboard is not a video games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, but said posts can be related to the topic of video games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What about Jack Black? He has his own video game. (Brutal Legend)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      backseat modding has to be the most cringe reddit activity ever

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the whole point of the Mushroom Kingdom to be like the first level of a Mario game, and thus a reprieve from the chaos that was the Moon? I don't see the comparison.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here let me explain

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shiiittttt homie movies be lookin GOOD an shit dawg why comes game look ASS bruh???? LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ya'll

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A twitter post full of moronic opinions? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice,

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ya'll

        AHHH

        THE SITUATION HAS BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it really necessary to use "y'all" twice in the same sentence? And when did it become popular to even use that word in the first place? I still remember back when only hicks talked that way, but it's apparently trendy now.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic white person trying to sound black
    why do they do it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      white people, even the most lefty of them all, have an intense ancestral desire to say homie and Black person and it eats them up inside, paying careful attention you'll notice that there is many words they made up to substitute for them, the most egregious being 'nibba'

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone translate that to english please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is English now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.

      >"How does Nintendo partner with a company that makes their own content look better on a technical level and not find any sense of embarrassment in doing so?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He should see the graphics in the first Mario Bros. movie, it's so lifelike

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not understand this monkey language. Please speak English.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Right is unironically more true to classic 3D mario.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    >y'all
    Frick zoomers. They're trying to be/sound like a Black person (ironic since it's actually just a southern drawl; nothing to do with race). They like it because it's gender neutral AND sounds ethnic. A real Black person would never use an apostrophe, so it easy to spot these fricking morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thought that was a redneck thing.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Castle Peach in Galaxy 1 is the most soulful right next to 64. Why the frick did they remove the moat/lake? It's a fricking medieval castle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ya definitely fits the medieval style

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never own an old castle in a green and cloudy territory
        it hurts, bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood is run by computers and they determined this would be totally epic advertisement. but it looks like a colorful dystopian hellscape with all those pipes and towers and peachs castle looming over everything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think they'd make Bowser's Castle over Lava Land with the same idea.
        Hopefully the small flying island is just Bowser's airship and not the castle itself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bowser has had a flying castle in at least 5 different games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Paper Mario and?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MUSHROOM KINGDOM HERE WE COME

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nintardos think the muchroom kingdom is a barren wasteland outside of what is explicitly shown in the games

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, not everyone is familiar with this kind of english vernacular
    >Nintendo, how did you let illumination outperform you is such a stark way? mort de rire

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >movie budget and software vs video game budget and software

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can someone translate it, I don't speak Black person

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ay yo hol up so y'all kin finna gon b some kinna sumpin real talk

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Peach's castle, Isle Delfino is where it's at.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to Ireland and the castles look like the one on the right. Went to Blarney and Cashel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to play a videogame set in ireland of all places

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dallas, TX

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >illumination
    how do these morons not understand that nintendo is working on the movie too

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think that people forget that the depiction on the left is what Nintendo want for the Universal theme park.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One is designed to run on a fricking Switch. The other was rendered over the course of days on a server farm that costs more than you'd ever make in your lifetime.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    anyone who types this should be instantly killed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Y'all is a perfectly fine word and I don't know why you morons seethe about it so badly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        'Y'all' Is used exclusively by Black folk, trannies and other low IQ dipshit americans who have nothing of value to say.
        Not a single person of worth types like these morons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh, so it's because you feel inferior.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They say y'all because they think "you guys" is problematic. That's literally it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Or they're from the southern US where that was a normal thing to say. I've never seen anyone complaining about "you guys."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine coming from 40+ year old southerners irl. It's insufferable coming from homosexuals on twitter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It started because it was a southern thing co-opted by everyone else. Now it's just because everyone else here hates it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's also a ghetto thing and twatters love pretending they're full of mental illnesses and have a negative IQ so they can have their underprivileged privilege.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They say y'all because they think "you guys" is problematic. That's literally it.

        they say it because they think it makes them sound folksy and friendly when they are anything but
        when an obviously evil person tries to act nice it comes off as disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It's a telltale mark of a redneck, hoodlum, or twatter. All worthless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So instead should people be saying "YOUZE GUYZ?"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They should be using proper english and not typing like twitter morons.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go back twitter immigrant

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    HIRE THIS STUDIO

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The town crowding around the castle in the left picture makes it seem like that's all there is to the Mushroom Kingdom, that it's a tiny city-state. The picture on the right, on the other hand, gives the impression that the Mushroom Kingdom is more the size of an actual country since the castle has plenty of natural space around it much like you'd see in England or other European countries

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill everyone under 25.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kill everyone over 25.

      Kill 25 year olds and no one else.

      Kill everyone but 25 year olds.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Modern nintendo is absolutely fricking garbage.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yooooooo yall lmao im posting this on r/blackpeopletwitter yall fr fr yall
    yallmao

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk doesnt understand what its like not to live on top of other Black folk. They have astro turf for carpet to. It's pretty hilarious.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all y'all y'all y'all
    My sister is starting to do this shit too and I fricking hate it.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a southerner I fricking hate how Twitter has ruined y'all.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate americans

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