I don't get it. No really I don't get what the fuck this DLC is about

I don't get it
No really I don't get what the fuck this DLC is about

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bear and bull

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B & B

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some crazy guy who is basically another player is mad at you for blowing up his favorite area. He knows you didn't do it on purpose, but he has no real way to find the guy that did so he's letting his anger out on you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never played the DLC for NV until recently and boy do they suck. Dead Money was the only one I kind of liked.

      Chris Avaellone wrote a 3 page epic in DLC form that is more or less a semi-sequel and meta commentary on New Vegas. He also made sure to include FOUR separate ways the Mojave is going to be destroyed because he hates the setting. All that work you did is going to be for naught. Only Honest Hearts feels like it has any place in the world.

      Also, all the DLC's have enemies harder than anything in the base game, but all take place before the end of the game. You can take out Dry Wells with Gaius who is a ibgger deal than Lanius, then face Lanius himself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only Honest Hearts feels like it has any place in the world.
        patrician take

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a side story that feels like it matters because it's about the Legion and NCR war which drives the New Vegas storyline. The others are just so irrelevant or even feel like tangents or sequels.

          >Father Elijah
          >Christine

          I think these characters are FINE and even some of the more interesting in the game, just they feel so disconnected. I think they could have also done more to integrate the DLC's into the stories, since you FEEL like you're playing New Vegas, stop play DLC 1, DLC2, DLC3, then go back to the game.

          You can NUKE the highway to the Mojave and it has zero impact on the game. Zero. No one mentions it at all. You can nuke a major Legion base in the Mojave and no one says antyhing. You can capture and get Big MT on your side when it's a way bigger deal than Hoover dam. etc.

          It should have had:
          >House, Caesar, Brotherhood, NCR, all ask you to check out anomoly and give you a mission (destroy, capture, etc)
          >actually impacts the base game and final battle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            , Caesar, Brotherhood, NCR, all ask you to check out anomoly and give you a mission (destroy, capture, etc)
            do you really want to be forced to do some shitty fetch quests WHILE doing the boring meet the faction missions?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It could at least integrate it more:
              >Caesar's spies has found this big anomoly but no one can get in. It looks like old world tech far beyond anyone's imagination. Go in and destroy it.
              >Brotherhood spies has found this big anomoly in a crater, looks like it's some pre-war research station. Capture it and bring relecs to the Brotherhood
              >Ending: And so the Brotherhood, armed with the technology of big MT finally defeated the NCR

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they sold garbage overpriced fetch quests, what makes you think they would have done that? besides, i dont think adding it to the main story would have benefited anything. just another ending slide that affects nothing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For that they would need to write new lines of text and rehire the VAs. So it was a no no

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Speaking of that, did you know that Veronica's dialogues about Father Elijah you get after beating the dlc where recorded during the development of the base game? Thats why you can not mention Christine to her since she was a character added way later into the development of the dlc and at this point thay had recorded all the lines with Veronica and did not want to hire the VA again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it would have been. They were already on a tight deadline and they cut off well over 50% of planned content because there was no time to add more to the game without crashing it. Do you know how many NPC’s they took off the game? Especially after every DLC? The Ultimate Edition is the most butchered version of NV.

                Did you know Cass was planned to have marriage or hook up options? There was planned random skirmishes of NCR/Legion NPC’s, etc. Fucking Bearbullman himself was supposed to be a potential Legion based companion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The courier is an asshole and does whatever he wants and it causes destruction but the NCR and the Legion are just as bad as him so that gay is even stupider.

      Yupp.
      The Chad courier six and the beta whatever the fuck his name is.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the DLC for NV until recently and boy do they suck. Dead Money was the only one I kind of liked.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBC (Bear Bull Couriers)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, but i love it, i could listen to Ulysses' autistic rambling for hours.
    Shame its probably the least replayable one, its just too railoaded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      walking through the maze of rubble while spamming rockets was fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >walking through the maze of rubble while spamming rockets was fun
        No.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ummmmm....actually my life freaking sucks now and basically it's all your fault.........

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many playthroughs did it take for you to realize all 4 of the dlcs are garbage?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind Old World Blues, its shitty humour brings me back to a simpler time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They also got the VA for Rusty Venture to play Dr. 0, which elevated the whole thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They also got the VA for Rusty Venture to play Dr. 0, which elevated the whole thing.

          To SHIT. Thanks for reminding me that they were copying the worst of the Venture Bros shit for Oldworld Blues.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NV DLCs are sucked but listening to characters were just fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone got filtered by DM.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, probably the best of the 4. Just find all the dlcs to be a chore at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my latest playthrough
      they really are awful
      honest hearts was the most promising but they dropped the ball hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, 1
      I just cant bring myself to replay any of them, maybe just rush got the riot gear if i really want it and thats it
      Dead money had the best story, characters, atmosphere and setting, but its gameplay is just so fucking tedious that i cant bring myself to replay it.
      OWB, dedpute its too le wacky and randumb humor is amusing for a playthrough, but listening to all that dialogue again is just painful. And its gameplay and enemies are gigaboring aside for that.
      Lonesome is probably the least replayable one, not much different choices you can make and Ulysses is a sperg
      HH is just bad, easily the worst one for me. I know people like it for Joshua, but i never liked him *THAT* much and hes in it for like 10 minutes. The best part if it imo is the survivalist subplot and once you get the whole story, theres isnt really any point to replay that one either

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >survivalist subplot
        Spoil me. I don't remember that one and no way I'm playing that shit again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Randall_Clark
          This dude. Very nice, but depressing story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda like dead money but it's also really tedious with all the signal emitters and shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm over 2k hours and haven't "realized" yet. Surely when I hit 3k hours I'll learn the truth.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you morons not realize this entire thing is an elaborate shitpost prediction about bethesda fallout
    >character given backstory against their will
    >walk down a straight path blowing up nukes to progress
    >Factions just brainless enemies
    >Retarded sacrifice at the end

    When Ulysses said you had been to Shady sands and new Reno. He wasn't talking to the courier. He was talking to you. And when he blames you for everything going to shit because of you, it was the response to fallout three.

    Take one look at the steaming dump that is 76 and it's almost fucking PROPHETIC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You give Josh and Avellone way too much credit, neither if them is smart enough to come up with that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's barely intelligent. It's just jacking off about nukes and communists. Bethesda just tumbled into it with 76

        So it was deliberate shitpost just like KOTOR 2 was a rant about how stupid Star Wars universe is?

        Maybe? I think it's more likely he decided the fanbase would shovel anything into their mouth and he was proven correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it was deliberate shitpost just like KOTOR 2 was a rant about how stupid Star Wars universe is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did kotor2 say

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kreia's snide comment about how SW universe is doomed to repeat the catastrophic shift between Light and the Dark and how the Force is causing all this is basically Avellone speaking

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seems ironic he wants fallout to be nuked backed into the stone age again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRAVO AVELLONE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, "lonesome road" rhymes with "todd howard".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call bullshit because this is the same guy who wrote Pillars of Eternity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it, not the first or last time some buttblasted dev hides a rant within gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What gaem?
        Looks neat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bloodborne

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Déraciné III: Prepare to Die Edition

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bloodborne

          Passpartout

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You Will Lose All Your Souls (several minutes of old woman laughing) 3: Ringed City

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Souls 3, the painter, from a dlc

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks.
            I only played the OG Demon Souls and Dark Souls 2.
            I might try 3 then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably.
      I dunno, I dont really care much but it was a fun game, I did not give a solid FUCK about the story and its fucking gay message.
      The guns were cool though.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This DLC only makes sense if thr courier got amnesia from being shot in the head.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about people carrying messages without understanding the message they carry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the mailman should read my mail and make judgement on it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but if the mailman is carrying a bomb shaped package maybe he should think before he delivers it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, but if the mailman is carrying a bomb shaped package maybe he should think before he delivers it.
          Hey man, jobs a job, I get paid to do a job, I am delivering that fucking bomb, not my problem, its the bomb victims problem.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does a bomb shaped package look like? Does it tick like in a cartoon? Does it have a conHispanicuous lit fuse? Is it shaped like the Fat Man but wrapped in brown paper?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't a bomb but a detonator.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr
    >retcon more backstory for the Courier
    >(You) apparently delivered a nuke detonator to Divide without knowing what it was (off-screen before the game began)
    >nukes detonated on their own (off-screen before the game began) and you never heard about it
    >Ulysses lived in the Divide and went gigamad, and becomes obsessed with small people making big changes in history, inadvertently causing all the plots of the previous DLCs - trained White Legs, awakened the Big Reddits' memories and told Elijah about Sierra Madre (off-screen before the game began)
    >sees your name on accident when doing courier work and lets you have the Platinum Chip job, hoping it'll kill you (off-screen before the game began)
    >it doesn't, so he sends a random signal for you to follow so he can ramble about gay bear sex and his bull and the results of choices and consequences for several hours before trying to nuke NCR because that's (You)r homeland

    The foreshadowing, mystery and hype leading up to Ulysses was much better than the actual payoff. At least the place itself was decent and a lot more grand than the lackluster vanilla final battle for the dam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Courier six here, I nuked both the NCR and the legion for the sweet loot, also took all the gold bars and also also had really bad NCR and Legion rep by the time I nuked their gay asses.
      The courier is paid to do a job, that job is getting fucking done, fuck me sideways cunt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, but if the mailman is carrying a bomb shaped package maybe he should think before he delivers it.
        Hey man, jobs a job, I get paid to do a job, I am delivering that fucking bomb, not my problem, its the bomb victims problem.

        desert punk is fucking great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off-screen before the game began
      Yeah, it's called a backstory, literally all stories have them.
      This fucking guy.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mailmen

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything becomes clear when you realize Ulysses is an actual, legitimate schizophrenic. Its actually a rather adroit and precise depiction of the condition.
    Hes paranoid, obsessive, fixated on very specific events/people and their actions in his life, unable to truly interconnect all his thoughts and emotions, and best of all, completely unable/unwilling to legitimately explain his position.
    Once you accept that the DLC is actually courier striving to put down a mad dog with his finger on the trigger, and the mad dog is just barking nonsense at you the whole time.
    I fried his dreadlocked moron head with Dinner Bell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically makes more sense than the original plot. The morons makes a convincing schizo if you think about him retrospective

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avellone hates Fallout moving past the initial, barbaric post-war society and decided to write a DLC all about how much he hates the new nations and how much he thinks they need to be nuked to reset the status quo. And if the player didn't think this was a genius idea, he implemented the Tunnelers to be a vague world-ending threat (despite being piss easy to farm ingame)
    Also responsible for introducing a middle-aged NCR backstory that some insane moron vomits at you.

    It's a hate letter to the fans and the IP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why doesn't he just make his own post-apocalypse setting?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In his eyes, he did.
        He established the death of the setting to reboot it to the way he liked (fallout 3 tier)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, factions that just serve as stand ins for shitty contemporary political beliefs are garbage. The DLC still sucks though but I respect the idea.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna know why he kept talking about animals

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a post-modern deconstruction of There and Back Again.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some muscular black guy who was a former legionary schizoposting about the state of affairs in the Mojave. He moved on from the Mojave a while back and made peace in the divide until you did your job as a mailman by delivering something there only for it to then blow the entire place up. He has a chip on his shoulder now cause of it.

    AKA kino. Only bad DLC was dead money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only bad DLC was dead money
      Y-You're not allowed to fucking say that!!
      It was PROFOUND! It was KINO!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >greed is.............................................................................................................................................................. le bad
        woah... i never considered this... this really makes me think...

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBC
    BEAR BULL COURRIER

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think, ponder over its content and put some thought in what you just experienced. Alternatively, watch YT vids on it, Noah Gervais made an updated look at the entire Fallout franchise.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old World Blues
    was rick and morty borderlands 2 slop before borderlands 2. technically, not horribly written, but making a DLC based on the wackier side of NV was a mistake considering the not-wacky stuff was so, so good
    >Dead Money
    "DOG, BACK IN THE CAGE!" makes this ultra kino
    successful skill checks bricking the dean domino conversation was genius
    terrible DLC by gameplay standards but who the fuck plays new vegas for the gameplay
    >Honest Hearts
    barely a DLC, Joshua Graham being the best character in the game doesn't suddenly make Honest Hearts good. It even has some shit writing, namely author favoritism because siding with Joshua is almost objectively correct and siding with that other cuck ends with him literally never being happy with anything you do
    >Lonesome Road
    i have no opinion on this
    I've never played NV long enough without bugs ruining my save to even get to this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >successful skill checks bricking the dean domino conversation was genius
      i just wish the game did more occasions where winning a speech check is the "bad" option. Tho it's actually best for Dean to die, he's a worthless seething gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actually best for Dean to die
        There are people who let him LIVE!?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait you can let him live?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Joshua Graham being the best character
      Why people keep calling Joshua Graham the best character, when he is barely a character, does almost nothing and in the game for about 15 minutes? Is it just because he's a Christian and 4chancucks cream your pants over that fact?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that raw screentime and number of quirky quips is the only thing that matters?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a mormon, and he’s got more personality than most of the other characters in the DLC which is summarized down to tribals and a humanitarian bitch. Not an impressive DLC overall.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some autistic moron who is also the main writer's donut steel OC has a bone to pick with you and it's up to you to stop him

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't you paying any attention? Easy Pete ordered a delivery of ED-E to the Great Devide, that was a prosperous community at the time. Bringing the robot there set in motion security protocols of the underground military base with a bunch of nuclear warheards exploding everywhere and wiping the community out. Said community was Ulysses' second home and now he sicks revenge, blaming you, the courier, for that deadly delivery. The problem is you don't remember any of this because you have amnesia after Benny shot you.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bear bull

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It provides a good closure to the game. You're a brainlet if you don't understand. It was really the first time games tried to get a player to sympathize with AI and robots having a personality with ED-E. The next game we got discussing AI with personalities was Detroit: Become Human. You fight through endless waves of Marked Men mindlessly fighting for a lost cause and Deathclaws/Tunnelers being two sides to one coin of wasteland danger co-habiting a space where they just want to thrive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was really the first time games tried to get a player to sympathize with AI and robots having a personality with ED-E.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro?
      Your Synths?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you made the right choice and exterminated all of the White Legs instead of running away from Zion like a pussy, you wouldn't want to disappoint Randall Clark would you?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A broken man obsessed with percussion.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this dlc is that you can yoink the goodies and ed-e upgrades and fuck off. Don't mind the autistic Black ramblings, he's harmless.

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