What am I in for?
I fell for the eam eck meme
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What am I in for?
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buyers remorse and an expensive paperweight when you realize it's just a worse switch
>I bought this product that I haven't informed myself one bit about beforehand
>WHAT AM I IN FOR GUYS XDDDD?!?!?!?!
have a nice day reddit chud, no oen cares for your god awful bait thread
you too moronl over
making a nintendy autist spend 2 years seething about it on Ganker as seen here
Playing and enjoying your games.
switch
>can use a controller and headphones at the same time
>can use a web browser
>can install mods
>can play thousands more games
>can play games above n64 graphics at 20fps
Doing what Nintenever
steam deck does what nintendont
My personal favorite gaming device in a long long time. But it isn't for everyone.
More tinkering than the Switch but a much more robust experience overall. I've been a handheld guy most of my life and the Deck is my favorite machine that I've ever owned
have you ever owned a gameboy color?
that was the shit
i still have a gameboy advance SP lying in my bathroom to play tetris on while i poop
Yeah, started with the original Game Boy and skipped the Pocket so the Color was a fucking revelation.
A gaming device, for its price and performance value, it is worth it, even more so if you have high storage
And if you don't like the gaming or portable aspect of it, it can also work well as a medium-spec pc with the 'ock
An underpowered handheld that'll make you realize you'd rather play on a desktop
You could've bought something with better specs than the steam deck in every possible way for less. Hell you'd have enough left over to buy a controller to boot.
What if I like handhelds?
Then there are other handhelds that are light years ahead of the deck.
Reddit deck is a meme.
>Then there are other handhelds that are light years ahead of the deck.
which?
Aya Neo 2
GKD Mini Plus for those who only care about emulation (also comes with an attachment that adds dual sticks if you want it smaller, better than the brick shit deck is)
GPD Win 4
One X Player line
All of these are infinitely better than the shit deck
>But steam deck ca-
Tell me when I can play Destiny 2 or other anti-cheat games or fuck off. If you’re shipping a portable PC then I want to play all my games on it. If the shit deck cannot run all modern games then it is an instant failure, but it can't so it's a piece of shit.
One X Player 1s. I take my miyoo mini when I want to play low-spec emulated games.
>just pay twice as much bro
lol. lmao, even.
Not poor, not my problem.
It boggles my mind that people settle for shit instead of getting a product that's infinitely better. Tendies are stuck with their switch, but people who suck off the steam deck have no excuse.
You mentioned Destiny 2. Are there any *good* games you can't play on the Deck though?
Irrelevant. It's the principle of not being able to run the games. I think Fortnite is shit and Destiny 2 is a grindfest slog, but until the deck can play these games then it's not a viable product and will always be second-class to competitors that can run such things.
Everything is made in China, including the deck. Taiwan is a province of China. Cry more.
>Everything is made in China, including the deck. Taiwan is a province of China. Cry more.
cope and seethe gay. enjoy your rma with chinese companies.
i will not buy your shitty chink machine made by an indie company that will not exist in 1 years time and thus cant provide support nor updates
go back to china, wong
>i buy stuff that is shitty value for money, arent i smart
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/nHiFqAWps8NbBMVg8XqIgg/
>Tell me when I can play Destiny 2 or other anti-cheat games or fuck off. If you’re shipping a portable PC then I want to play all my games on it. If the shit deck cannot run all modern games then it is an instant failure, but it can't so it's a piece of shit.
Could you imagine... for just a second... that some people have different needs than you do?
Mind-boggling, huh?
>chinkshit
Good luck with the warranty or the spare parts.
>Not poor, not my problem.
Then post yours. gay.
>chink shit
>all unknown companies that haven't existed for more than a year
>yet somehow still costs double what the steam deck does
>cant use own SD cards, so have to shill out for extra storage
yeah, i can see how people who buy the steam deck are the retards
>still pretending you can't install windows for free in 2023
PREASE BUY AYANEO 2 WE SPENT 10,000 AMERICAN DORRAR TO YOUTUB-ACK!
>destiny 2
oh you have no taste. no wonder you hate the chadeck
>One X Player 1s
Oh so you're a buyers remorsefag. Got it.
>B-BUT ITS NOT THE SAME MODEL!
Same exact intlel tikek lake ceepeepoo and general specs. Seethe moron.
Which one is your favorite? Which one do you use?
Name the several handhelds that are "light years ahead", anon.
>You could've bought something with better specs than the steam deck in every possible way for less. Hell you'd have enough left over to buy a controller to boot.
?
And would it be handheld?
>Kurumi
Good taste.
You're in for what is essentially just a low end, current gen pc that you can take around wherever.
You get the customization of changing your hardware settings easily, your controls easily, modding your games, and you get the simplicity of just being able to play a game and pause it whenever, or launch games with presets or low settings or playing games that aren't super next gen and just running them 60 fps no problem with no thoughts about it.
It's especially fun as an emulation machine, it's probably the most do everything device there is right now even if it has weaknesses.
I hope you like a wide variety of AAA and older/less intensive games, because that's where the deck shines, in being able to just play wherever, versatility. Hope you enjoy it.
I don't onow about you anon, but I like my deck. Finished hogwarts legacy on it, played lots of mgsv, gta4, diablo 2, persona 5, elden ring, saboteur, hades, now i will try noita dmcv and mass effect legendary edition. Feels good
Lots of coom
i have thought about buying one just in the hopes that it would motivate me to play more video games
these days i just waste my team browsing Ganker with youtube/news on my second monitor
>i just waste my team
time*
my brain did a fuck
I love my wife Kurumi!
I don't doubt that there's lots of other great options, but I am very pleased with my Deck. At the end of the day, the best game machine is the one that lets you play the games you want to on it
the best thing about the steam deck?
it comes from a reputable company unlike all these expensive chink machines the gay keeps referring to
>Install Emudeck
>Choose to install the CRT shaders
>No shaders when I launch Digimon World
>Re-install Emudeck to double check
>No CRT shaders
Is it bugged currently?
Comfy couch gaming for a very battery limited duration