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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buyers remorse and an expensive paperweight when you realize it's just a worse switch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I bought this product that I haven't informed myself one bit about beforehand
      >WHAT AM I IN FOR GUYS XDDDD?!?!?!?!
      have a nice day reddit troony, no oen cares for your god awful bait thread
      you too Black personl over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      making a nintendy autist spend 2 years seething about it on Ganker as seen here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Playing and enjoying your games.

      switch
      >can use a controller and headphones at the same time
      >can use a web browser
      >can install mods
      >can play thousands more games
      >can play games above N64 graphics at 20fps
      Doing what Nintenever

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My personal favorite gaming device in a long long time. But it isn't for everyone.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More tinkering than the Switch but a much more robust experience overall. I've been a handheld guy most of my life and the Deck is my favorite machine that I've ever owned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever owned a gameboy color?
      that was the shit
      i still have a gameboy advance SP lying in my bathroom to play tetris on while i poop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, started with the original Game Boy and skipped the Pocket so the Color was a fricking revelation.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A gaming device, for its price and performance value, it is worth it, even more so if you have high storage
    And if you don't like the gaming or portable aspect of it, it can also work well as a medium-spec pc with the 'ock

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An underpowered handheld that'll make you realize you'd rather play on a desktop

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could've bought something with better specs than the Steam Deck in every possible way for less. Hell you'd have enough left over to buy a controller to boot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if I like handhelds?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then there are other handhelds that are light years ahead of the deck.

        Reddit deck is a meme.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Then there are other handhelds that are light years ahead of the deck.
          which?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Aya Neo 2

            GKD Mini Plus for those who only care about emulation (also comes with an attachment that adds dual sticks if you want it smaller, better than the brick shit deck is)

            GPD Win 4

            One X Player line

            All of these are infinitely better than the shit deck

            >But Steam Deck ca-

            Tell me when I can play Destiny 2 or other anti-cheat games or frick off. If you’re shipping a portable PC then I want to play all my games on it. If the shit deck cannot run all modern games then it is an instant failure, but it can't so it's a piece of shit.

            Which one is your favorite? Which one do you use?

            One X Player 1s. I take my miyoo mini when I want to play low-spec emulated games.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >just pay twice as much bro
              lol. lmao, even.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not poor, not my problem.

                >Tell me when I can play Destiny 2 or other anti-cheat games or frick off. If you’re shipping a portable PC then I want to play all my games on it. If the shit deck cannot run all modern games then it is an instant failure, but it can't so it's a piece of shit.
                Could you imagine... for just a second... that some people have different needs than you do?
                Mind-boggling, huh?

                It boggles my mind that people settle for shit instead of getting a product that's infinitely better. Tendies are stuck with their switch, but people who suck off the Steam Deck have no excuse.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You mentioned Destiny 2. Are there any *good* games you can't play on the Deck though?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Irrelevant. It's the principle of not being able to run the games. I think Fortnite is shit and Destiny 2 is a grindfest slog, but until the deck can play these games then it's not a viable product and will always be second-class to competitors that can run such things.

                i will not buy your shitty chink machine made by an indie company that will not exist in 1 years time and thus cant provide support nor updates
                go back to china, wong

                Everything is made in China, including the deck. Taiwan is a province of China. Cry more.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything is made in China, including the deck. Taiwan is a province of China. Cry more.
                cope and seethe homosexual. enjoy your rma with chinese companies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i will not buy your shitty chink machine made by an indie company that will not exist in 1 years time and thus cant provide support nor updates
                go back to china, wong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i buy stuff that is shitty value for money, arent i smart

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/nHiFqAWps8NbBMVg8XqIgg/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Tell me when I can play Destiny 2 or other anti-cheat games or frick off. If you’re shipping a portable PC then I want to play all my games on it. If the shit deck cannot run all modern games then it is an instant failure, but it can't so it's a piece of shit.
              Could you imagine... for just a second... that some people have different needs than you do?
              Mind-boggling, huh?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >chinkshit
              Good luck with the warranty or the spare parts.

              Not poor, not my problem.

              [...]
              It boggles my mind that people settle for shit instead of getting a product that's infinitely better. Tendies are stuck with their switch, but people who suck off the Steam Deck have no excuse.

              >Not poor, not my problem.
              Then post yours. homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >chink shit
              >all unknown companies that haven't existed for more than a year
              >yet somehow still costs double what the Steam Deck does
              >cant use own SD cards, so have to shill out for extra storage
              yeah, i can see how people who buy the steam deck are the morons

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not poor, not my problem.

              [...]
              It boggles my mind that people settle for shit instead of getting a product that's infinitely better. Tendies are stuck with their switch, but people who suck off the Steam Deck have no excuse.

              Irrelevant. It's the principle of not being able to run the games. I think Fortnite is shit and Destiny 2 is a grindfest slog, but until the deck can play these games then it's not a viable product and will always be second-class to competitors that can run such things.

              [...]
              Everything is made in China, including the deck. Taiwan is a province of China. Cry more.

              >still pretending you can't install windows for free in 2023
              PREASE BUY AYANEO 2 WE SPENT 10,000 AMERICAN DORRAR TO YOUTUB-ACK!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >destiny 2
              oh you have no taste. no wonder you hate the chadeck

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >One X Player 1s
              Oh so you're a buyers remorsegay. Got it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >B-BUT ITS NOT THE SAME MODEL!
                Same exact intlel tikek lake ceepeepoo and general specs. Seethe Black person.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which one is your favorite? Which one do you use?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Name the several handhelds that are "light years ahead", anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You could've bought something with better specs than the steam deck in every possible way for less. Hell you'd have enough left over to buy a controller to boot.
      ?
      And would it be handheld?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kurumi
    Good taste.
    You're in for what is essentially just a low end, current gen pc that you can take around wherever.
    You get the customization of changing your hardware settings easily, your controls easily, modding your games, and you get the simplicity of just being able to play a game and pause it whenever, or launch games with presets or low settings or playing games that aren't super next gen and just running them 60 fps no problem with no thoughts about it.
    It's especially fun as an emulation machine, it's probably the most do everything device there is right now even if it has weaknesses.

    I hope you like a wide variety of AAA and older/less intensive games, because that's where the deck shines, in being able to just play wherever, versatility. Hope you enjoy it.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't onow about you anon, but I like my deck. Finished hogwarts legacy on it, played lots of mgsv, gta4, diablo 2, persona 5, elden ring, saboteur, hades, now i will try noita dmcv and mass effect legendary edition. Feels good

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of coom

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have thought about buying one just in the hopes that it would motivate me to play more video games
    these days i just waste my team browsing Ganker with youtube/news on my second monitor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i just waste my team
      time*
      my brain did a frick

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Kurumi!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't doubt that there's lots of other great options, but I am very pleased with my Deck. At the end of the day, the best game machine is the one that lets you play the games you want to on it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the best thing about the steam deck?
    it comes from a reputable company unlike all these expensive chink machines the homosexual keeps referring to

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Install Emudeck
    >Choose to install the CRT shaders
    >No shaders when I launch Digimon World
    >Re-install Emudeck to double check
    >No CRT shaders
    Is it bugged currently?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy couch gaming for a very battery limited duration

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