i fricking suck at fps games

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reported your discord server for child porn

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao just aim at shit and shoot, homie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can aim at static enemies but when i move and the other guy is moving i tend to missing everything

      kys fingay. go back to Ganker

      I'm not even european

      You don't look like that

      I do.

      just hack lol. it's what all thepros do lol.

      I'd rather kill myself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're on console try using the left stick in rhythm with the right stick to track targets
        If you're on KBM you're legitimately helplessly braindead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you're on KBM you're legitimately helplessly braindead

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys fingay. go back to Ganker

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't look like that

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just hack lol. it's what all thepros do lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Massive cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks e-sports are real
        lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he just keeps coping
          lmao
          But go ahead and post the same ten webms or so from the last 15 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't be good at a videogame
      Ok?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does this mean cheating isnt real?
        Okay then contact all the BF3 anti cheats and get me unbanned now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one said that and you know it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No we will not pity frick you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's right, OP. Get your panties back on, and get out of here!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how am i supposed to get better when every time i turn a corner i get killed in one shot by someone prefiring and then i have to watch other people play the game for 3+ minutes
    every time i play an fps i dont even get to shoot my gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By not playing shitty multiplayer games that make you wait 3+ minutes for a round to end.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play something different then. I realised I couldn't keep up with my friends on Apex they were pushing for Master and I'd never gone further than Platinum so I stopped playing online multiplayer fps games and exclusively play single player games now, honestly never been happier.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only real fps players get to use their gun, you just take it, your gun is useless and doesn't need or rather shouldn't get used

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Machi fricks bears

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shoujo Kyouiku RE 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seika Jogakuin Kounin Sao Oji-san - 04

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me in the back raping your corpse

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be fine at FPS games but quit playing them for ~3 years and lost every modicum of muscle memory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is cope
      i quit gaming cold turkey for 2 years
      came back and first game i was still top fragging

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie I'm seething, not coping, I can't even keep up with singleplayer FPS anymore
        If I hopped on a Quake 3 server my hair would turn white in seconds

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone no matter the age can become top 1% of anything in less than 2 months with practice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting, so you're a top 1% billionaire, right?
      >erm sure I could do it but I just don't le want to 😉
      thought so

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mean for any fps

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough
          ...So when does your team show up in a match featured on ESPN?
          >oh uhh I don't like competitive FPS, I can only become top 1% in games I like
          cool, so you run some LAN parties at Quakecon?
          >no I don't like those games either

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So when does your team show up in a match featured on ESPN?
            I played with NK couple months ago and came 2nd my interview is still up and we laugh at how excited I was
            >cool, so you run some LAN parties at Quakecon?
            I got sponsored to be flown out to Sweden once and go every year

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just play them single-player only. there's no need to play multiplayer. there's tons of nice 7-8/10 single-player fps games like metro 2033. even I, who doesn't like fps, like metro 2033

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play them all, i like shooters in general but i never stumbled upon something like hunt showdown where the skill gap feels humiliating

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do it like me, enable cheat codes, that's how I beat Doom and Doom 2 back then.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should've been born with better genes, OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really over? Can't i train to better my aim?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it possible to train into being good? Yes.
        Is it possible for (You)? No.

        You are obviously a very estrogenitated limpdick homosexual. Unfortunately being good at any video game that isn't animal crossing or zelda requires you to have significant testosterone reserves. Women (and homosexuals) do not have the killer instinct, that's why they are bad at videogames.
        It's over for you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, Anon. but being good at video games is purely based on natural selection.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill carry you in game if you suck my dick under the table

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every other fps
    >aim smooth, quasi-perfect accuracy
    >doom eternal
    >absolute shit aim, crosshair either won't move or it goes apeshit with the slightest touch
    what the frick is wrong with this game

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Git gud.

    Watch YouTube vids on aiming and mouse sensitivity you will be surprised just how much it can improve your aim

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Around age 25 your body stops growing and begins decaying.
    This means different things for each person, we all have deviated medical histories, hormone balances etc.
    The only constant is that as your body decays your mental faculties steadily decay with it, in an insidious fashion as they feed false information to your conscious processes that they're functioning as always.
    There is nothing we can do to prevent this, and little to slow or counteract it, counteraction itself requiring constant mindfulness and inhuman decision making.
    The older you get the worse you are at FPS 🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movement like combing a tree, yeah.
      For moving a mouse and tracking with your eyes, no
      Just do kovaaks or train for a month and you can be top 1% of any fps no matter your age

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For men i think it's 30 women is 25, in 33 and have felt my best outside of noticing minor temple hairloss that started at 31

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Around age 25 your body stops growing and begins decaying.
      Peyton Manning retired from professional football when he was fricking 40 years old. I hate stupid Black folk who keep parroting this madeup statistic that once you hit mid 20s you are no longer viable to play a videogame competitively.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        football athletes hit a big wall in their mid to late 30s and most fall of completely or retire. and the reason most peak in late 20s and early 30s is because they have combined experience and raw youthful strength, but physically they peak in mid 20s. the sad thing is humans literally start falling apart in mid 30s, but if you put in the effort you can still be very capable and good looking even in your 40s or 50s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mid 30s is a damn big jump from 25 thougheverbeit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was being a little facetious in my post, and in regards to gaming especially oldheads can survive through raw experience and gamefeel knowledge.
        25 is the soft cutoff however when the nodes that generate growth hormones close off and you begin to fall apart at the seams.
        The horrible blackpill is that 95% of us actually peaked in raw game instinct around 15 or 16 and our brains rewired around 17 to more "valuable" skills

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous


    I WILL NOT GIVE UP FRICK THE HATERS

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My FPS skills started to drop off hard when I was around 22 years old. You aren't going to ever be any better than you used to be. Now I just party up with a couple bros and grief/TK, you just have to find new ways to enjoy it

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