I fucking did it

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The game goes to shit now with the only good part being Duke's Archives
    You might as well just uninstall now

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazing Chest Ahead

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now attack the giant whore to unlock a secret boss fight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf everything turned dark?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay so who's this Gwyndolin guy and where do I find him?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tale the rotating staircase as low as it will go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >giant whore
      S-she's pure!

      The game goes to shit now with the only good part being Duke's Archives
      You might as well just uninstall now

      When I was playing for the first time blind, I was so immersed in the game that I didn't even notice how shit the later areas were. Maybe it was due to the fact that it was one of the first games for me after I took a break from gaming for several years and coming back to it with DaS was fucking mind blowing. It basically revived my faith in vidya.
      >the only good part being Duke's Archives
      New Londo is pretty cool, if we consider it post-Anal Rodeo area, which it should be.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice job. I wish I could play it again for the first time. Being enjoyed all the FROM games but DaS1 is the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Being enjoyed all the FROM games but DaS1 is the best.

      DeS/DaS1 had the most soul

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pyro
    Sorry bud; ya didn't do it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Killed Gwyndolin too
    Now what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Frampt and show him the bowl

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >0 flasks
    >meme blade
    >dildo near gwynevere
    >pyromancy
    >spam shield

    Sorry, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >0 flasks
      It was my first time beating them and I fucking up several rolls. Plus there were situations where Ornstein knocked me over then Smough hit me with his hammer and I have to double flask
      >meme blade
      What's wrong with Uchi?
      >Pyromancy
      Honestly I missed 3/4 of my shots; I used them on Super Smough and after all 14 of my fire orbs/balls he had only lost 1/4 of his HP
      >Spam shield
      Don't act like it isn't used by everyone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are doing fine anon don't let this moron make you feel bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with using estus, uchi or pyro, but...

        >Don't act like it isn't used by everyone
        I don't even know what shield that is. I always use Tower/Caduceus Kite Shield, because they're light. But The Boys hit too hard and frequent to block with those shields, so I don't. Every time I tried, I was out of stamina and dead very soon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn’t know about the Grass Crest Shield
          NGMI

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, forgot what it looked like. Never really used it much for one reason or another.
            And it's too late for me to "make it". Already beat the game a lot of times, including SL1, no shield run, bow only run etc.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ubiquitous fast travel was a mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ubiquitous
      You don't get it until half way through the game and even then you can't fast travel to every bonfire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean after ds1
        Having to earn or pay for the ability to fast travel is how it should be. Around that time, most other games started making it a free action. Even in shit like Ass Creed you had to pay monies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ubiquitous
      You don't get it until half way through the game and even then you can't fast travel to every bonfire

      Here's what was lost from the transition to Dark Souls from Demon's Souls

      >Vast and more intricate levels with great sense of scale and design were replaced by half assed lame and small "interconnected" levels constantly using tubular design and danger from falling/limiting player movement
      >The world feels artificial because Lordran is ridiculously small, constrained into its open world design. Boletaria feels like an actual kingdom.
      >Homeward bones break the gameplay by allowing an easy and cheap get-out-of-jail move
      >Moving NPCs and NPCs reacting to enemies. Much better questlines that change with world tendency.
      >World tendency, a surprisingly fresh mechanic that allows for great replayability and unpredictability and could have been fleshed out, was lost for the Covenant system that just served to split the playerbase and was never properly implemented in three games.
      >Grim atmosphere that is way more distinct than generic JRPG adventure through biomes like Dark Souls 1 and 2 that alternates completely different looking areas you can traverse seamlessly for the sake of diversity, creating a "fake" open world
      >Enemies that have CLEAR weaknesses that impair and/or stagger them
      >Hyperarmor poise disincentivizing passive play and turtling
      >Non OP medium shields disincentivizing passive play and turtling, meaning greatshields are useful
      >Boletaria is the best castle area in the entire series. From the outer gates, the inner bridge leading to the city inside with its streets and alleyways, and then the final ascent to the throne room.

      Even the lowest point of Demon's Souls(Stonefang) stands head and shoulders above anything from the Lord Soul areas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try holding with two hands

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way that you're 'supposed' to beat these guys? I've heard to use the pillars but I don't understand how

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the standard way was to walk towards the screen and use rare occasions to relatively safely strike.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I found the best thing to do was to stay close. I could never successfully separate O from S because O walk just walk towards me slowly while S would run

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best thing i did to beat them was remove the camera lock on. always kept both of them in my sight. the fight is very difficult if one of them isnt in your sight

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best armor to play a tank with? I'm sick of getting staggered with every hit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look up the giant dad build. never worry about staggering again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Havel is the heaviest you can get, Largefather is a PvP build, not a PvE one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with giant dad in pve?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing,it'sjust not the best for it. You don't need autism weight limit minmaxing, you can just level stuff up more and go heavier

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats bro. It's a great feeling isn't it? Enjoy the amazing chest ahead.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cильнo

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got to 4 kings and got bored and dropped it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just started Duke's Archives
    The Crystal guys take like 7 shots to kill and the channeler one shot me with his melee
    wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crystal guys can be abused with backstabs

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    congrats now uninstall the game because the rest sucks

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I killed the golem that's supposed to give the DLC pendant and it didn't drop anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta talk to the whore in the swamp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew you could did it!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to 20 years ago

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God fucking dammit I was two hits away from killing Seathe and my sword breaks and now I'm cured with no souls

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