61 thoughts on “I fucking hate Phil Collins with every fiber of my being.”

  1. Did you know Phil Collins didn’t get his first erection until 30?
    He wrote a song about it, in fact it’s one of his biggest hits.

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  2. >Educated rich girl from a noble family gives up everything to live in dangerous jungle with her lover who was raised by animals and has lived in the jungle his entire life.

    Was she retarded? Granted there was no way Tarzan could ever be introduced or acclimated to modern life. I still wouldn’t have given up modern amenities and wealth to live in the jungle.

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    • She came to the jungle to study monke and Tarzan was raised by monke.
      Also, animated series had more humans coming into the jungle with a French guy starting a "Totally Not the Jungle Cruise" looking trading post.

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  3. >He doesn’t have a heart and two working ears

    For shame, OP. Just awful taste. I love Phil Collins and his music makes me cry tears of sadness and emotion.

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