I gave this guy a watch because a friend wont shut up about him and i don't get it.
Is he just Joe Rogan for neckbeard gamers?
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I gave this guy a watch because a friend wont shut up about him and i don't get it.
friend simulator for zoomers
Well that parasocial deal is streamers in general but i mean the whole "he is some form of sage who knows whats really going on" deal. He just seems like a bipolar, depressed mid 30's burn out with the typical complexes of an mmo raid leader.
>he is some form of sage who knows whats really going on
is this what his brand is now? lol. I have never watched any of this clown's videos but it was obvious from the thumbnails the dude got popular making big =O reaction faces, none of these people know anything about anything other than themselves and getting clicks
who the frick would want to be friends with assmongol
Only 40 year old boomers care about MMOs
zoomers dont watch asmon lol all his viewers are over 30
You believe that because he tells you that, but it's not true. You're proof of how easy it is to gaslight/ brainwash gullible morons.
Well do you have proof of the contrary?
You.
Right, so you don't have any either. You aren't that much better than him
I'm better, I'm not bald.
i've watched his youtube clips throughout the years and he desperately wants you to believe this. he may have the occasional 35+ year old loser watching his streams. but if you watch his chat it's really hundreds of 16 year olds. Twitch streamers really don't want to just admit they're core community is literally nothing but teenagers and epic 23 year olds. xqc and hassan say the same things about their audience. a blind man can see the moronic emote spamming chat of zoomers.
Youtube has always been primarily watched by children, statistically under-18 year olds always made up the massive bulk of all total views on the site and the reason for why the popular videos are... well popular. Been the consistent case for over 12 years.
yeah, now imagine twitch viewers
older users don't spam chat, they just put on streams on a second monitor and do other shit
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
WoW will keep you in a bum mindset no matter how much money you have, confirmed
Its a soul destroying misery engine. Why do you think so many wow youtubers are balding and the ones that quit and got hair transplants started balding again when they went back to dragonslop.
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i read this as if, like, you gave him a wristwatch
i am moronic
I gave this guy a watch because zoomers wont shut up about him and i don't get it.
Is he a manprostitute or something? What is that shirt
He's a case study for champagne socialists. Dude makes millions, have an ultra expensive house and luxury cars and people just keep giving them money.
FRICK OFF YOU TOOL!
>No! In real life!
>Sex workers something something
Imagine parading around on your person that you openly support prostitutes and prostitutes
His content is like 90% reactions now.
I could at least watch a chillstream back in the WoW Classic shill days.
No, Joe actually talks to people
This would be like if he asked Jaime to bring up youtube videos
Most of you look like that dude, losing hair, greying, getting wrinkles, etc
>psychopaths
nah, i like lirik, hes a moron sometimes and really immature but he isnt an attention whoring psychopath shilling his face on videos nonstop
similar experience, I gave it a shot because a friend of mine always sends me clips. guy seems like a complete consoomer npc almost looks like a basedjack too.
>basedjack
this fricking filter is really getting on my nerves
is that dent the reason he won't shave it off?
His channel is fricking awful now. Have you seen him playing wow? It's pure cope. He's so depressed playing it, always tries to come across as Le Heckin Reasonable guy but actually is a total cuck and actively killed his mother.
I've blocked this guy on everything possible.
>killed his mother
Qrd?
He blew her up.
wtf what did he eat?
Watched one of his videos. Absolutely shit takes. Rages easy. Terrible shit end video of him "dancing". How does someone like this amass such a following?
I think he's a fun dude
He used to be a maga-tard pro trump, based gamer.
Turned into a pro-lgbtq chud Hasan Piker simp.
Not even joking, might have something with his girlfriend cucking him, his friends turning out to be rapists and killing his mother.
I watched some clips of him on youtube and even though he's toned it down quite a bit he's not a Hasan simp or even remotely close to being a woke sjw.
all these years and I never knew.
what class does he main?
what the hell he is actually bald
literally one of the only ones I watch, say twice per month..
I mostly watch Dashie and Cory, say.. once or twice a week.
based dashie watcher, I used to watch him way back in like middle school when he used to make mortal kombat skits
Cory as in Cory Kenshin?
If so, I love his videos. I think his meme cut-aways are pretty great too
>You're weird, buddy ... You're weird!
>Cory as in Cory Kenshin?
The one and only 😀 .They're quite peaceful of sort, no less entertaining ofcourse. I avoid Youtube, because it feels like everything there is trying to poison you. they're the exception(4me). Said a breath of fresh air, well the only breathable thing in there..
He comes across as relatable to manchildren because he's a cheap penny pincher who despite being a millionaire streamer still lives in his run down childhood home, owns like three sets of clothes and eats just cheap processed sustenance instead of human food.
I don't think it's a larp either, he was also so lazy and neglectful of his health that when he went to dentist for first time in years a while back he had to have like 4 root canals and multiple dental surgeries.
Not a single original thought and take comes out of this man, avoid at all cost. That goes for his yes man O´cu.knell as well.
Thank God I'm not balding and have a full head of thick hair
oh hey it's that guy who killed his mom
>Noooooo d00d, you don't understand, it was the wasp andys in the walls, and my dad andy, and the doctor andy and the finnafanno andys. They were making me wierd... stop it you are making me wierd again.... He's telling me to burn things againnn....
>UHHHH TWITCH PRIME TWITCH PRIME TWITCH PRIME
twitch died the day reckful died
say what you want about the balding israelite but he was SOUL
>Point out on /vg/ that twitch is dying. Thats why they are forcing way more adds, why people are going back to youtube and why you are too late and your channel with never grow
>Janny gives me a warning because it hit close to home
jej
why would you post about twitch on /vg/ you moron? stop off topic posting and jannies won't bother you
because thats the only metric that matters to WoW's success apparently.
The only content he does that’s kinda funny is the longform raid videos where he is shitting on people for not being able to do 15 year old mechanics. It’s nice background noise but his other content is just boring especially the reaction shit.
Midwits really do want to hear the opinion of other midwits.
>see asmon video
>title looks interesting
>he talks about the subject of the video for about 5 minutes
>followed by 45 minutes of him repeating the exact same shit over and over
is this the new youtube algorithm meta? instead of 10min videos you need to make 50min ones? so this homosexual just drones on forever about nothing
Twitch is dying and youtube shorts are the new moneymaker.
You repeat the same shit multiple times you can make multiple short clips and sell the same comment a dozen times.
how long till he plays genshin?
whenever they sponsor him
oh sorry did I say "sponsor"? I mean slip him some money under the rug unofficially just like all the other shit MMOs he's shilled recently.
yup
companies want his advertisement but never want to be officially affiliated with him.
>asmon confirmed to browse Ganker and /vg/
>he is reminded that he killed his mother by morons on Ganker daily
He's just a gossip channel like the rest. Fricking boring
ugly sad nerds love asmongold cause it shows someone just like them can be rich and influential
cute chad nerds love hasan cause it shows someone just like them can skip the top of the hour ads if you just subscribe for free using twitch prime
>hasan
Violence against Nazis is always self-defense regardless of circumstances.
Cool it down with the anti-ukraine rhetoric.
do you not know twitch or youtube?there friend simulators for lonely people and he has pretty wide appeal to losers by telling them what they wanna hear and keeping his opinions luke warm
I thought his Vampire Survivors videos were funny.
I just keep clicking "Don't Recommend this Channel Ever Again" button any time one of these types pops in my feed, it's especially bad with that Moistcritical guy who has multiple channels. Boring frickers with soilent faces who, for whatever reasons, people treat like some great arbiters of opinions despite being boring mouthbreathers.
>watch mmo video
>recommendations flooded with asmongold
>watch 40k video
>recommendations flooded with right wing conspiracy shit about how hot sauce has gone woke or some shit
I thought this shit was meant to be catered by your past viewing habits but i cannot block this trash enough.
>he doesn't know about the woke hot sauce mafia
You can stop me putting louisiana hot sauce on my lasagna when you take it from my cold dead hands!
it hasnt been that way for years they just try to lump you in with what everyone is watching to add you to the viewer count it no longer tries to recommend you genuine videos that match your history
Huh, I did notice that myself with 40k. Watched a few videos and now I am being spammed with stuff like clownfish, lotus, and arch despite clicking to never recommend again. Thank god I don't get the breadtube side, would drive me inside.
I like moist
He can't spell, isn't very bright, but at least he is honest about it, that is it. He's not a bad guy, just don't worship him.
He used to make guides for WoW on youtube that were entertaining and helpful, but I don't know how anyone over 17 could just sit and watch him fricking around on twitch all day to the point of obsession.
He's a blizzdrone that looks like Cosmo trying to detransition
why are people here so unhinged when it comes to streamers?
jesus christ man, you people are borderline psychopaths with some of the moronic shit you say. the weirdest thing is that this guy is basically just an average Gankerner. do you guys just hate yourselves? is that it?
I hate all the new Gankerners and tolerate all the olgays
i sometimes wonder if this is Asmon or one of his groupies making post/threads like this
Hi Zach. Eaten any Roaches today?
if I was asmongold i wouldnt fricking live in a dump in austin
Streamers and Youtubers have never been welcomed here. Nor should they be. You're kind will never be accepted here. go back to /r/asmongold and kys
that's funny, because i remember back in the day when pewdiepie started his career by posting here, fricking newbie
This might blow your mind, but back in the day Pewdiepie said he would watch DSP and was inspired to make videos about video games because of him, no joke.
and nobody gave a shit about him except moronic Black folk like you. Take my advice, have a nice day now. We used to ban you 90's bbaies on the fricking spot not that long ago.
99.9% of game streamers are unwatchable normal people. They aren't entertainers. There are only a few very very sparse moments that are significant. I hate stream watching homosexuals so much. Whats wrong with you people? It is lower tier than dangling keys, its watching paint dry and occasionally a monotoned fly lands in the paint(not gauranteed). Its sad seeing creators and entertainers have their soul drained quickly until they're a donation reading bot like the rest.
Asmongold fricking hates playing video games now and I fully understand. He's about as basic as it gets, he doesn't play unusual games or indie games at all, so obviously he is burnt out on the AAA crap he's fed. He should go sky diving or something. He has the money to live it up.