>I get in at least 5 shootouts and murder dozens a day but I'm le afraid of dying

>I get in at least 5 shootouts and murder dozens a day but I'm le afraid of dying
Can murder simulators stop trying to have a story

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red Dead's story isn't made any less enjoyable from the fact that its main protagonist is a delusional hypocrite. In fact, it makes it more interesting. Humans lie to themselves all the time. Why should video game characters?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Red Dead's story was clearly written by a bunch of women and it fricking sucks dick.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing will ever top The Last of Us both 1 and 2 in that regard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        these games gave me a bad taste in my mouth. lefties are so violent and hateful

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't want to hug Arthur (while wearing a mask so you don't catch TB) by the end, you have no soul.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hugging a man who killed a shit ton of innocent people
      Woman moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Arthur, the reason this piece of shit is dying is because he beat the shit out of a TB victim. How many sons/fathers/brothers has he killed during the game to make money just so the gang can waste it on moronic shit? People who change their ways because they know Death is coming don't do it because they truly believe it, they do it because the back of their mind goes "What if all that christian shit was true?". Frick Arthur

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game starts out with decimal currency
    >player inevitably ends up with thousands of dollars just by playing normally
    >story cutscenes insists that the gang is seriously strapped for cash no matter how much you have
    How did they create so much ludonarrative disonnance for something as simple as an in-game economy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That tracks, actually. Dutch will never say it's enough. It was never about the money, just living life by his insane creed.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Aw man, my moms and brother died in a shootout and it effects me very much
    >Well better go do some drive-bys on gangsters and innocents

    At least Tommy Vercetti was honest about himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You do know he's black, right?
      And not Chinese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my boy cj never fricked over no one who didn't have it coming to them

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arthur said he wanted to die in a gunfight not to shoddy lungs

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is mad game has story
    >gets angry when game has 100 hours of content
    >seethes when scripted scene doesn't allow you to free-roam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute dog

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    honestly didnt expect Arthur to be a better character than John since they never mentioned him in RDR1 but they pulled it off

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    das rite, even psychopaths fear death, what about it?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he'd just prepared himself to die quickly and violently, he wasn't prepared to confront his mortality slowly while gradually deteriorating as his life fell apart around him

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO LE HECKING GANG MEMBER HAS TO BE TOTALLY EVIL HE CANNOT HAVE HUMAN EMOTIONS !!!! HE HAS TO BE A ONE DIMENSIONAL BAD GUY WHO HATES BLACKS AND WOMEN!!!!! THIS GAME IS SO UNREALISTIC!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy autism.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a vidya

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and what is the problem exactly you moron?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you calling me a moron?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Murder literally thousands of people across the course of the entire game
    >Entire character schtick is that he's a master schemer plotting behind the scenes and won't tell you his plans
    >Get Geralt and the Temerians to execute a plan to kill Radovid and the dozens of guards he has with him
    >Geralt and company slaughter them all brutally trapped on a bridge
    >They come back unscathed to the meeting place
    >Dijkstra shows up with 5 lightly armed unarmored thugs and himself and tells them to let them kill Geralt's friends and step aside
    >When you start killing his pathetic men, he jumps in with a battleaxe for some reason to what, kill them and Geralt, a man who has murdered thousands of people over the years and is one of the strongest fighters in the realms compared to Dijkstra, a man who is obese and not a fighter at all
    >Could have just poisoned them all at their feast, could have done literally anything else except expose himself in that moment

    This was way more moronic.

    I sided with him and killed the Temerians though because they were still moronic. But this in general is fricking moronic as hell and I know everyone knows this already.

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