I got a job at a office and I need games that help me type faster like typing of the dead

I got a job at a office and I need games that help me type faster like typing of the dead

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you misunderstand office jobs if you think typing speed matters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does, already saw how it is like
      >bu-bu-bu-but
      stfu. No recommendation? then stfu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What job? Is typing speed the only skill needed? I'm looking for something that may be less physically intensive in my old age. How does one get these mythical "office jobs" that sounds amazing not having to deal with the general public or lifting heavy imbalanced objects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've put people on probation for "Possibly embellished resume" due to claiming multiple qualifications in computer use but are utterly incapable of typing without looking at the keyboard. Usually they get fired afterwards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aren't you a good little goy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          seething moron with no skills

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you work an office job mate, none of your skills are real or really matter outside of the bullshit fake work you do. You could at least be smart about it, instead of being the obedient little lap dog making your boss richer (but not yourself)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              100% true. I work an office job and anything you do is pointless, none of it is a real skill except just moving the Technology™ forward for stupid people who think that the more """developed""" something is, the better they live.
              That's why I do nothing most days.
              Also Typing of the dead is quite fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "I have a degree in administration" and "I type with two fingers and I have to look at the keyboard" are mutually exclusive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Embellished resume does not matter. Lieing on an application matters and is illegal. I hope your employer gets sued and they anal revenge rape you for being a boot licker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't sue someone for firing you for being bad at your job.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What are they getting hired for that it matters?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Taking dictation during meetings, converting old documents to digital format (OCR is dogshit) for archival purposes, etcetera. Company is 50 years old and the owner was a fricking luddite so there's decades of data to work with. Union wont let us outsource, they have it in for the current owner for him trying to impose illegal policies and are more than capable of shutting the whole place down on a moment's notice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good job wagie, you'll never get that promotion though

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick vidya, start shitposting all day every day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i'm not mistaken, Frog Fractions is retro

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is not google you dumb homosexual

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does typing speed really matter anymore?
    I learned using Mavis Beacon 5. So try that I guess.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Mario Teaches Typing as a kid, but I don't know how helpful it'll be to you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of those Youtube Poops back in 2008

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick, what game is this? this looks like a rail shooter i use to play at my friend's house as a kid but i can't remember the name for the life of me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP's pic is Typing of the Dead. The game you are thinking is House of the Dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon. i suspected HotD but couldn't find any screenshots that matched my memory like this one did

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I need games that help me type faster
    Runescape in 2003

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. Well I never played rs but I only got great at typing from playing games like wow and chatting with people. I doubt wow is even like that now with how communication is done with voice outside of the game.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just open Word and start typing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally type better posts on Ganker, you're already here every day all day so you might as well get practice typing in as well. Type longer posts, use capitalization and punctuation, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he isn’t afraid of using “Reddit-spacing” and looking like a total doofus on the most respectable website on the internet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get with the times, gramps. I will literally never live it down if anyone catches me using line breaks.
        This is bad.

        But this right here? I might as well fricking kill myself if I format my posts like this.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think a typing game will help you. Like another person suggested, you could start by putting more effort into your posts here. I think the best way to get better at typing would just be to start writing as much as you can in a word document. I’m frankly pretty surprised that anyone using this website is a slow typist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been here for years and I have a woman's average "40 wpm". I also stare at the keyboard most of the time; I don't peck, at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that’s crazy. I type 90 wpm by touch, but I’ve also had a PC in the home my entire life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That might be it. I was 9 when I first got to use the family computer and I came straight here and newgrounds any time I was able to. Which was only like an hour a day, maybe. I didn't get my first computer until I was 15, and by then it felt too late. I'm sure I could work on it, and I want to, it's just one of those things that you let pass you by, you know?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Smeghead

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BAROQUE
    TYPING

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you should try Type Knight

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    typingweb.com, 30 minutes a day
    not joking it helped me out

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crimsonland 1.9.x have such mode

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=phNy7wxNyXI

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tsukihime Typing Online could probably help

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