>"I guess the real Baldur's Gate 3 was the friends we made along the way."
Bravo Sven Vinkle...
>"I guess the real Baldur's Gate 3 was the friends we made along the way."
>"I guess the real Baldur's Gate 3 was the friends we made along the way."
Bravo Sven Vinkle...
It's true, she did say that.
>tfw when the real line isn't any better
that's the exact moment when writers decided to hit php real hard. then meth followed
>php
like the language?
lake the alpha-pyrrolidinohexiophenone
I refuse to believe this is real
in the real game, they do it one by one
>"I'm baldur's gate 1!
>"I'm baldur's gate 2!
>And introducing.... "I'm baldur's gate 3!
When the Shadow of Amn comes through the door and they yeet her back into the backrooms was funny.
yeah and it played all those cartoon sound fx of things breaking when she fell
The wilhelm scream was a bit much. The smashing pottery FX was on point though.
This is laughably bad. Bioware TORtanic bad.
BG3 is called TORtanic 2.0 for a reason anon.
Liberals act like that as a matter of course. Look at how tieflings are handled in the game.
But that doesnt make sense becuase the game was a runaway success though.
It really wasn't. Croc sold 3 million copies on the PS1 anon. It's all relative.
Also, I'm not a marketer like you so a game having sales doesn't equate to quality. I'm fine discussing the shortcomings of the game.
it is okay if you aren't I don't judge you either way.
Yes.
I agree that sales dont indicate quality, but the game was definately not a tortanic, tortanic is when a big game crashes and burns.
>BG3 is called TORtanic 2.0 for a reason anon.
Genuine delusion.
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S BAD OKAY???
It's a fucking game amde by belgian colonialists pigs that just caters to the blandest genre of them all : dnd. OH YEAH FUCKING DRAGONS AND ELVES WEW HOW ORIGINAL
This game will fucking fail, that's what tortanic means chud. Don't @ me
It is just called that. It doesn't affect you so it shouldn't be an issue.
It is a good thing we are only on 2.0 after all this time.
Speaks volumes about Ganker's level of discernment when we are only on 2.0 for TORtanics when the shillforce thinks we are obsessed with it.
Same vibes in the BG3 champions scene. Larian is like the new Bioware when you think about it.
>Larian is like the new Bioware when you think about it.
Almost beat for beat.
You are schizophrenic.
Not even slightly you just don't like us talking about this. I don't care.
nah
BG3 isn't trying to be anything more than a campy adventure though, and the emergent gameplay is leagues above anything Bioware has mustered.
It was only trying to be a western erotic game.
That's just what people call it. It doesn't have to be accurate it is just the TORtanic 2.0 to people.
>BG3 isn't trying to be anything more than a campy adventure though
It's a WEG
>Muh WEG
The sex scenes are shit, last 5 seconds and don't show anything but some sad tits and the occasional crotch flash, no penetration
>last 5 seconds
woah there, this isn't a marathon
It is a bad weg but still a weg.
So? The entire point of the game is to unlock them. The gameplay loop is about going out, leveling up so you can do things that unlock companion opinion, and bang them
>The sex scenes are shit, last 5 seconds
That's what I told the judge but he still said "rape is rape".
And you know what? He was right.
WEG is WEG
?
Drawing a parallel to an infamously bad game. Many jokes were made about the shitty cutscenes in that game.
not even close toddchud
I don't want friends, I want adventures.
I don't want friends, I want to rape girls.
It sure was
>that head shake
jej, maybe i was wrong about bg3.
kek this game even has the weg double buns haircut?
this is that one famous bear fuck game and he's surprised by the buns
All wegs have to have it.
>well well well, if it isn't the baldur's gate 3! I bet you can't beat me in 3 turns!
how did he know what turns are?
>fights that made you stand up and shout KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spectator fights
I always smash her lute and will smash it in every playthrough
why can't we smash her fucking windpipes with our penises?
They were too busy animating bear sex
>Calls you a horrid beast if you fail to snatch her lute
>Is a freak of nature human-demonspawn
This, I think the setting forgets itself, tieflings are quite literally the spawn of satan that exist so as to give demons thralls in the real world to control and influence things they cant interact with, the idea is that when hell invades they have the tieflings already there to support the invasion. I have no idea why this has just been side stepped like they are just another race, the only way a tiefling can exist is if it has had terms with demons.
It's the whole "evil race and racial negative are problematic" nogame people were pushing and of course WoTC listened
Never fails to make me laugh
This one still makes me laugh, it just shows their own racism while thinking everyone else is as racist as they are, and are coming to terms with it. I always took orcs as being the "conan the barbarian" faction, where they seem to take it as "the black people of this setting" because they are ugly and violent. Its fucking hilarious.
funny how they never once mention that orcs literally serve an evil deity and instead turn them into an analogue for black people
People began to self identify with the literal spawns of hell so wotc changed them into theatre kids.
DnD has been dead for a long time anon.
And yet you CANT be an orc or an Goblin in BG3
you can be a half orc
Baldur's Gate 3: Electric Boogaloo: Sacred Twitter Edition
Quick, we must protect this Inn.. for a "baldur's gate" third time...
it's was off putting in the new patch that you can have a child with minthara and it ends up being triplets and she says "one for each baldurs gate" into your ear before another sex scene
Kill Tieflings. Behead Tieflings. Roundhouse kick a Tiefling into the concrete. Slam dunk a Tiefling baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy demons. Defecate in a Tieflings food. Launch Tieflings into the sun. Stir fry Tieflings in a wok. Toss Tieflings into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Tieflings gas tank. Judo throw Tieflings into a wood chipper. Twist Tieflings heads off. Report Tieflings to the IRS. Karate chop Tieflings in half. Curb stomp pregnant Tieflings. Trap Tieflings in quicksand. Crush Tieflings in the trash compactor. Liquefy Tieflings in a vat of acid. Eat Tieflings. Dissect Tieflings. Exterminate Tieflings in the gas chamber. Stomp Tiefling skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Tieflings in the oven. Lobotomize Tieflings. Mandatory abortions for Tieflings. Grind Tiefling fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Tieflings in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Tieflings with a ray gun. Kick old Tieflings down the stairs. Feed Tieflings to alligators. Slice Tieflings with a katana.
>pink hair
>gay
>wearing a jester/clown outfit in trans colors
BASED
Alright gays, help me out here. Let us say I want to make the horniest player character in all of Sword Coast. Can I? Can I fuck EVERYBODY at least once?