I hate painting minis

I honestly just want to pay somebody some money to paint mine because my fricking hands shake and they are too fricking proud to take my money, little fricking pissants.

Why are you c**ts so FRICKING uptight?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Use Fiverr.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why in the hell should i pay for shipping when there are LGS's right next to me who do that shit for free? I'm offering to pay them to do what they enjoy doing, is that a fricking crime or something?

      You take so much 'pride' in your shit its fricking disgusting, i mean, so what? Are you an illustrator? can you draw a figure in repose? have you ever storyboarded or done anything but your paint by numbers bullshit?

      But no, you need a 'toy' to play, because if you don't have 'toys' you're poor and we don't want to play with you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need a 'buy-in' to honor a 10,000 year old honored tradition of storytelling, or a manual to tell me how to use my imagination.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and you know what?
          the rules for these games SUCK, alright?
          They don't address any of the fricking problems with roleplaying games, if anything they make them worse.

          They don't resolve conflicts, they cause them, no 'roleplaying' takes place.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The rules are DESIGNED to cause arguments, they are poorly written and deliberately contradictory, they are plodding and slow, every action slows to a crawl and you lose and sense of drama in the exchange. The rules actively make the game worse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you offering your money to random people that don't offer that service? Would you go to some rando on the street and expect them to clean your toilet if you paid them?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Wears t-shirt that says, "I love carpentry"
          >Hey bob, could you install some cabinets?
          >"What? No! I'm not a carpenter!"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >a t-shirt is a job application

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all i want to do is play the game. I don't want to frick around with miniatures, i don't want to play with tokens, I don't want cards, or fricking merch, I do not need an endless parade of consumer products aimed at leading me around by the hand like I'm a fricking invalid.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I am an invalid
      >But I don't want to be treated like one
      Sucks to be you.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You sound completely unhinged based on your posts here; you're arguing with yourself about how bad the games you claim to want to play are. No wonder they asked you to leave, an aggressive schizo trying to shove minis at me would get booted pretty fast around here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody asked me leave you dumb c**t, they just won't take my money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine failing to do something a literal twelve year old can do lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          hahahaha he has parkinsons, he sucks!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We can tell what kind of client you are. Nobody wants to deal with you.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a bunch of ludo pieces and checkers pieces, and use those.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who does commission painting I probably wouldn't take your money either, I've only seen your posts in here and you already raise huge red flags, I can't imagine what an unhinged nightmare you are IRL.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not paying you 40 bucks an hour to paint 10 minis over the course of 2 weeks, anon, thats fricking outrageous.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"I'll give you twenty bucks to paint my entire army."
        >"No thanks."
        >[impotent rage on Ganker/tg/]
        Seek professional mental health assistance immediately.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How much are you offering and what do you want painted?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You really think a 2 hour paint job for 10 minis is worth an entire Benjermin?

        Gimme a break.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not paying you 40 bucks an hour to paint 10 minis over the course of 2 weeks, anon, thats fricking outrageous.

          so do it yourself if it's so easy

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I HATE PAINTING AND THEY WON'T TAKE MY MONEY, I JUST WANT TO PLAY
    >WELL ACTUALLY THE FLUFF SUCKS
    >THE GAMES SUCK TOO, WHO WOULD WANT TO PLAY THIS
    >WHY WON'T THEY TAKE MY MONEY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats your fricking problem, you think your skill is worth money but its not! People can't afford to pay you that kind of money and if they can then they haven't worked hard enough for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you got 500 dollars to blow on fricking miniatures and boardgames every month then your getting paid 500 dollars too much.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm wondering how many of those nopaint posts are bait, I find it hard to believe that someone can be so unhinged and yet stay coherent enough to post.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do you not know people that would find it fun to paint shit if you were giving them the supplies? I had my grandma and a friend of hers paint some tyranids for me the one time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I had my grandma and a friend of hers paint some tyranids for me the one time
      That is wonderful--delightful to hear.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >spraycoat spess marines the army color
    >paint the pauldrons and guns
    >apply some transfers which have been sitting in my bits box for 20 years
    >ink wash
    >do some edge highlights
    It's like I've painted nothing at all.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like painting, but I think if I were doing it as a job I wouldn't like it any more.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty easy to find people who paint for cash

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Time is the most valuable resource I have. My company pays me 40 an hour. If you expect me to perform a task I have trained myself to a competent level in, I expect at least that much compensation for my time + materials. Otherwise, I'm going to work on my own projects. That's how craftsmen think. It's how everyone should think.

    I've done painting commissions of various sizes at this rate. I can do quantity or quality, but I'm charging the same hourly rate whether you want a 3 color tournament standard paint job, or a 5 hour blended and shaded animu waifu. That's your real option here. 60 dollars for a squad I whipped out in 90 minutes, or a character piece that took me half a day for 200.

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