I have no idea whats going on in the story 97% of the time and im not going to sit there and real lore books to figure it out.

I have no idea what’s going on in the story 97% of the time and i’m not going to sit there and real lore books to figure it out.

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Auriel is Akatosh is Alduin.
    Shezzarr returns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know what any of those words mean.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then you're playing it the right way. The only story that matters is the quest log

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are eight divines, everything else falls into place once you learn this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There are eight divines
      There are nine thoughbiet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then how was Tiber Septim's blood able to open the Mysterium Xarxes portal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he mantled lorkhan

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUS!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one cares about Skyrim's story, not even Skyrim. Just have fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just have fun.
      How?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Find a playstyle you find fun, spec into it, and go out clearing map locations. Treat quests merely as excuses to go somewhere, or as means to acquire specific loot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everything plays the same, and every location is similar.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everything plays the same
            You don't know what you're talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything plays the same, and every location is similar.
            sounds like a bethesda game alright

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hell do you mean, the characters directly tell you what is going on unless you're just skipping dialogue.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The story is completely disconnected from the lore, you goddamn moron. Nobody cares about Skyrim's story, not even loregays. The reason why you can't keep up with it is because you are mentally moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The story is completely disconnected from the lore
      But it's actually very connected, it even drops concepts such as kalpas casually. It's far more connected than Oblivion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it even drops concepts such as kalpas casually
        No it doesn't. Alduin doesn't want to destroy the world, he wants to conquer it instead, and it's shown that that's all he ever wanted throughout history. That's literally as far as his in-game character goes. This puts into question the whole destruction and renewal premise, to the point that most Skyrimtards think the "World Eater" title is supposed to be metaphorical.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No it doesn't.
          Anon the word is directly stated by Paarthurnax.
          >Some would say that all things must end, so that the next can come to pass. Perhaps this world is simply the Egg of the next kalpa? Lein vokiin? Would you stop the next world from being born?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That one line isn't integral to the plot. Kalpas are a complete non-factor. Also Oblivion's story was way, way more connected to the lore than Skyrim's.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >in the story about the being that causes the kalpa cycle kalpas are a non-factor
              Huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the being that causes the kalpa cycle
                See

                >it even drops concepts such as kalpas casually
                No it doesn't. Alduin doesn't want to destroy the world, he wants to conquer it instead, and it's shown that that's all he ever wanted throughout history. That's literally as far as his in-game character goes. This puts into question the whole destruction and renewal premise, to the point that most Skyrimtards think the "World Eater" title is supposed to be metaphorical.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon the game literally ends with him saying Alduin will return abd eat the world as is inevitable. You speed reading doesn't change what he is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon the game literally ends with him saying Alduin will return abd eat the world as is inevitable.
                Anon, the game's entire plot is about how Alduin doesn't want to end the world. That line comes from the fact that Bethesda is incompetent and not even their writers understood what the frick they were writing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Loresage here, you're wrong

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's because the set pieces used to present the main plot are fricking terrible
    >shit voice acting
    >shit animation
    >shit writing
    >shit game mechanics
    The game wants you to do shit at your own pace and yet every moron npc keeps telling you these things that are so urgent that you have to do it ASAP and you the player have to deal with conflicting ideas and have to take a step back to make sense of it.
    Then the moment you take a step back, you become detached from the plot and just start doing random shit.
    It's not your fault. Realizing you don't like to eat shit served to you isn't getting filtered. It's having taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The game wants you to do shit at your own pace and yet every moron NPC keeps telling you these things that are so urgent that you have to do it ASAP and you the player have to deal with conflicting ideas and have to take a step back to make sense of it. Then the moment you take a step back, you become detached from the plot and just start doing random shit.
      Ah, the bethesda experience. Kind of fricking amazing what you can get away with by being one of the only companies making games like this.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't genuinely be this stupid anon. Like, this isn't Witcher -level intrigue. It's less complex than young adult novels like Eragon or even Hunger Games. Do you not know what's going on in stories like those also? Could you follow films like ET or Cars?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your elder scrolls role

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit when ESO established everything is masterminded by the Hist anyway in a hurr durr all according to plan bullshit way

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would never happened if you took the cov-flu shot.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the VR version of skyrom make the melee less boring?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon gets filtered by fricking Skyrim
    It's so over for you it's not even funny.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reccomend reading the annuad. The arcturian heresy, and ruminations on elder scrolls to start, though i understand not wanting to learn the lore through the ingame sources. Theres a good channel or 2 on youtube that can give you a zoomer summery that should be ur speed. Try the double negative youtube channel and start with the video on the creation of mundus

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lowly horse thief commits various atrocities against peaceful inhabitants of a war-torn land while hording dragonbones and daedra hearts before time traveling to future to kill a Time Dragon God so he can be reincarnated in another dimension.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for giving King Howard his due (your money).

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hit da bad guy with ur sword 😀
    how do you not understand the story this shit was designed for lobotomites

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fricking christ, it has like the most straightforward story imaginable. I think you may legit be clinically moronic

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *