i honestly don't get how this thing is still selling in 2023.

i honestly don't get how this thing is still selling in 2023. "it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument either when every system has games and switch is the only one that lacks popular AAA titles.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying PS5 and SeX have games

    you are such a fricking moron, holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It does have games you dipshit. Dead Space, Forspoken, Hogwarts Legacy, all huge AAA games coming out within weeks of eachother and Resident Evil 4, Star Wars Jedi: Survivor and Street Fighter VI following soon after. switch is getting NONE of them.

      >BIUT MUUUUUUUH PC!!!!! MUH EXCLOOOOOOSVIES!!!!!

      Normies don't give a frick. Third party games sell most on Playstation consoles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Hogwarts Legacy will run well on the switch?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter is on Switch and Switch already has the Street Fighter Collection so there's no need for yet another garbage 3D SF from NuCapcom.

        Also just because you don't have a PC doesn't mean console multiplats are not multiplats. Anyone with a brain is doing Switch + PC.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dead Space, Forspoken, Hogwarts Legacy, all huge AAA games coming out within weeks of eachother and Resident Evil 4, Star Wars Jedi: Survivor and Street Fighter VI following soon after. switch is getting NONE of them.
        How well did these sell compared to Pokemon, Mario Kart, Pokemon, Smash, BotW, Pokemon, Mario Odyssey, Pokemon, Ringfit, Super Mario Party, Pokemon, Splatoon, etc etc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring sold more on PC than on playstation anon, its not 2005 anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Series X has games, I just put like 25 GameCube isos on a USB stick

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lacks popular AAA titles
    Doesn't matter. It has Zelda, Mario, and Pokemon along with an assortment of other exclusive IPs

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it has Nintendo games

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's japanese and its the only place to get away from LGBT mob sometimes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So is the PS5. And what's LGTB about Dead Space? God of War? Elden Ring?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well compare them to Xenoblade seethe 2.
        That game makes snoys, homosexuals, tranoids and just leftoids in general seethe hard.
        The seethe was so catastrophically high Xenoblade 3 got toned down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the PS5 is a Californian console

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >popular AAA titles
    I don't play any of those. The multiplats I'm most looking forward to this year are Labyrinth of Galleria, Silksong, and Ryza 3, all of which I'd prefer to play on my OLED. Add to that TotK and the Switch is still the best console on the market right now. The only thing I can think of that I wont be able to play on Switch or PC is Rebirth, but I'm not buying a PS5 for fricking Rebirth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your loss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What am I missing out on? I watched this past game awards and every big AAA game they showed looked like exactly the same generic thing and it all blended together. Even the big franchises I used to like are going so long between releases at this point it feels like it's not even worth getting excited about them, and after how bad FFXV, GTAV, and Skyrim were those franchises are basically dead to me until I see them do something different. I'll probably play the new Ys and Disgaea before the next GTA or Elder Scrolls, and the last Ys and Disgaea were pretty lackluster.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the delusion of the average snoy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This perfecrly encapsulates every arguement on this board ever

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it has a lot of games, much more than the other modern consoles and pretty much most console gamers will find games they can have fun with exclusives or ports, handheld or docked, just covers most people in some way

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Games

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because the hybrid concept is appealing and the library of exclusive games is good, it's not rocket science. The lack of third-party AAA games is only going to start hurting from this year onwards, because the last 2 years have been pretty uneventful aside from a couple of games like Elden Ring.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its portable, and it has Nintendo, literally all you need.

    Now that this is a Zelda year, expect it to move 30M units.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody who wants Zelda already has a switch. I don't see it moving much hardware

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do repeat this cope when its already been proven wrong multiple times by games like pokemon?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Except for the fact that Pokemon didn't actually stop the slowdown in sales and the Switch is still down 20% YoY. What the frick is wrong with you moronic cultists?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >switch is down 20% in it's 6th fricking year.
            >somehow that's bad.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being this fricking quick to move the goalposts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not moving the goalpost, you stupid Black person.
                I'm pointing at the stupidity of your argument.

                Also this

                >Switch is still down 20% YoY
                And it's still selling more than both the PS5 and Xbox lol

                Get fricked, Black personhomosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda won't change the slowdown in hardware sales
                >"POKEMON DID"
                >It didn't and sales are down 20% YoY
                >"BUT IT'S STILL SELLING LE WELL BETTER THAN MUH PS5 AND XBOX"
                Yes you are changing the goalposts, you moronic mongrel. I'm ready to laugh my ass off after reality slaps you Black person cultists in the face again.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just because sales were down 20% YoY, doesn't mean Pokemon didn't give it a boost in November.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, the sales are exceptional for a fricking tablet entering its 7th year of sales. Stop being a moronic homosexual.
                20% it's nothing and the shit is selling more than the two other turds.

                And all this without a single price drop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                PS5 is not a turd butthole. Your jelosy is literally so apparent at this point that it's sad to watch. One day maybe you'll have enough pocketm oney ot afford one for yourself but don't go lashing out on internet websites just because you don't have one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ps5 is not a turd.
                Yeah, it's the whole septic tank.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 is not a turd
                Software sales disagree

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Such heavy tears that they are falling on you keyboard and fricking up your spelling

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 is not a turd butthole.
                Yeah at least turds can be used as fertilizer. The PS5 has no uses.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because being down 20% YOY entering its 7th year on the market is normal and expected. Also when that 20% drop means its still selling almost 20 million units in its 6th year, its a sign of strong late life market performance.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Switch is still down 20% YoY
            And it's still selling more than both the PS5 and Xbox lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Switch is still down 20% YoY
            You mean returning to normal after the free covid boost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Anybody who wants [game] already has a switch
        Been hearing this since early 2018.

  12. 1 year ago
    KiggerNiller69

    >unironically listing forspoken
    Why are people even responding to this homosexual?
    In all fields

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >KiggerNiller69

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Kids. There are tons of fricking kids. It's an easy gift to shut them up and nintendo is harmless.
    2. We're at peak disposable income right now. Even with poverty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most kids game on PS4/PS5.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kids
      Most of the switch’s playerbase is in their 20s anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch is probably the least popular console with kids. There are more people in their 40's who have a Switch than there are people under 18.
      >yeah, manchildren!
      Yes, if you are still playing video games in your 40's you are probably a manchild, and yet here we are.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is simply the only option if you don't want to pay for microtransactions. Like 90% of major third party games have substantial microtransactions at this point. And microtransactions fricking suck.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not selling? Didn't they just announce sales are down 100 percent or some shit compared to 2020 and 2021?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, they just announced they are increasing production to meet demand in 2023.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No, they just announced they are increasing production to meet demand in 2023.
        I'm not him but they didn't actually announce that it was a "leak." It came from a reputable source but leaks about Nintendo have not had the best track record so let's wait for their actual projections first.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clearing up the switch sales trends:
    >1
    Switch sales are absolutely declining. This is not just because of covid, because it's been a very consistent and gradual drop, it's just declining demand due to market saturation.
    >2
    They're still pretty high, likely finishing this year around 18-19 million

    Nintendo can do fine in 2023, selling 14-15 million and then launch a successor in 2024.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Don letting us know you're an idiot! Whenever you don't understand other easy to comprehend topics please feel free to post them as well so we can see just how incapable you are!

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >honestly don't get how this thing is still selling in 2023
    Its the cheapest option out of the four and parents always go for whats cheapest

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the console for kids.
    Back in the day you could argue to a parent that playstation was for kids or xbox when that became a thing was for kids. Not anymore.
    Yes switch has some adult titles but parents don't know about them.
    It's the defacto thing parents buy now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kids are only interested in the PS5 though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the console for kids.
      That's Playstation

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh kids
    How does a person keep on saying the same cope over and over when proven that its untrue, is it autism at this point?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The same autism that keeps defending BOTW like its a breakthrough or revolutionary or innovative. It's just the ability to ignore reality, facts, and counterpoints and keep restating what you think until the fiction becomes fact.

      t.Been a Nintendo fan since 1989 before you initiate damage control.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        6 years on and still seething over BOTW.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          6 years on and still ignoring every counterpoint and well documented problem with the game and offering no counterargument because you live in your own reality.

          You lose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >well documented problem
            >"check out this well documented reddit post!"

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so you dont know

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Triple A is synonymous with being overmarketed trash. If "Triple A" as a selling point, and games that are pushed by marketing to sell it over gameplay arent red flags to you, you're part of the problem.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when every system has games
    Could have fooled me.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lacks popular AAA titles
    Good, I don't play popular AAA titles.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >M$ has no games
    >PS5 has no games, only movies
    >PChomosexuals (aka Steamcucks) only either pirate their games to test their rig and/or play older titles on emulators
    >Switch actually has games and IPs people give a shit about
    Not that hard to grasp.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is functionally a Nintendo portable. People buy Nintendo portables.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument
    Yes it is gay

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument either
    Reminds me of this

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of hate I have for the switch is boundless. This system is wildly successful for no reason. People that I’ve never associated with video games in my life have a switch and these people just buy en masse any mediocre game made for it, ensuring the success of anything released on it.

    Any game sold in this is a guaranteed success and will be the best selling entry of its respective series. It’s nice for things like Metroid but sucks for series that already sell like hotcakes like Pokemon because it’ll only further encourage decline in quality for popular game series that don’t have to try anymore.

    This thing is essentially Nintendo’s console and handheld market combined into one, so if anything it should have twice the library of the 3DS or Wii at the end of its life (next year?) but it just somehow has maybe half of one of those system’s games, and a good portion of the first party games in the switch aren’t even original, theyre Wii U ports.

    The system is soulless and has no personality or customization . Never thought I’d miss something like themes from the 3S, and its handling of virtual console is fricking trash and is just another sad attempt at getting subscriptions out of people somehow. It’s even more insulting because their “online” games use the shittiest servers and the virtual console library is puny at that.

    I could say more but I don’t really want to go on more of a tangent. This thing sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and a good portion of the first party games in the switch aren’t even original, theyre Wii U ports.
      If by "good portion" you mean about 5-7% of first party releases then yeah.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      6 years on and still ignoring every counterpoint and well documented problem with the game and offering no counterargument because you live in your own reality.

      You lose.

      Look how mad xhe is at s toy lol

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sales are down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Vgshartz

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >VGcharts good when pro nintroony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Vgshartz is never acceptable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >websites that heavily scews towards boosting sony
          Yeah I mean if you’re super biased to one side and you still can’t spin it to make them look good, that’s generally a good indicator

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Eat shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Dial Eight

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it has games is not a solid argument
    Absolute state of Snoys. Maybe you’ll get some games in 2024 if you behave.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It has games!!!!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its cheap, portable, and has games, both AAA and exclusives. it doesnt have cod but has other popular AAA games.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what is 2+2?
    >no don’t say 4, give me a real answer

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Harry Potter going to run natively on the Switch or is it some kind of cloud gaming shit? How the frick is it going to run if native? 480p?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the game is just unoptimized for PC and is optimized for consoles, most of the devs experience prior were movie tie-ins that didn’t launch on PC which explains the horrendous requirements

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Video games.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"it has games!!!!" is not a solid argument either
    excuse me? a console having (and still getting) games is not an argument as to why a console is selling? damn Gankertards keep surprising me everyday with their lack of intelligence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still getting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never forget

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, i also have my own collection of Ganker being moronic

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's the best and easiest thing to turn on and entertain friends with. it's easy to port around to gatherings. it's telling i'm the only person talking about this in the thread.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe your AAA crap is hot garbage in the first place?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bing boing!!!! wahoooo!!!

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great choice for oldgays that hate modern AAA gaming. I have a gaming rig and I don't even bother pirating 90% of garbage Ganker drools about. I give annual GotY(Garbage of the Year) a chance and it's always a disappointment. Most recent one is Garbage Ring. And I still haven't recovered from Cybergarbage 2077 back in 2021

    Anyways, my PC is hooked up to big screen TV so I'm already set with the couch gaming but I still prefer playing in handheld mode. It's just too damn comfy

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