I honestly think I could do a better job directing a Pokmon game than who the frick is directing the newer ones

I honestly think I could do a better job directing a Pokémon game than who the frick is directing the newer ones

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You posted that the other day already, we're still waiting on your own incredible ideas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Care to elaborate in how you would do a better job?

      So why don't you tough guy? Get a team of dorks together and kill pokemon.

      Well for starters:
      >every single pokemon in the dex with 100 unique animations for all of them, that sounds realistic
      >difficulty settings, because we all know how much poketards like difficult pokemon games, just give every gym leader smogon sets and legendaries
      >b-but don't worry this time I'm going to make it so that people can play muh self imposed challenges like shartlockes easier, because clearly they're so popular
      >uh, also make it open world but this time make it like GTA, there's just nothing in SV to do but catch Pokemon and get items which is like every other game b-but ignore that
      >umm uhhh um also for postgame you'll go back to every region in the franchise except they're all hollowed out and shrunk down so they all turn into soulless boss rushes
      >oh oh oh also ill make it so you can beat the game in 5 minutes but the postgame is 10 hours long so you'll be maximizing your playtime in the interesting part of the game
      >for my story? Well I want to be 'down to earth' and 'realistic' in my children's fantasy game so the main villain is actually this noname crook who has 20 lines of dialogue about how he's going to make you feel pain and then after he loses he just disappears or something idk that sounds like a great and satisfying climax
      >my music? Well, I'm just going to slap in primal dialga remixes (I don't remember any other songs from PMD haha but those games had some BANGERS) but also lofi gen 5 music, which just hits different
      >oh but finally I want to make games EDGY and DARK...just like my favorite GameCube games, Colosseum and XD, some underrated classics you've never heard of haha, so maybe I'll do that to make up for the fact my game has no substance anywhere else
      Does this sound good to you guys? I'm just starting out so please provide some good criticism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here's an idea: go into your bathroom and slam your head against the corner of your sink as hard as you can. Maybe that will fix you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          KYS

          Huh? But there's everything you guys like there, lots of postgame, a realistic story, all the regions in one game, what's wrong with it? Surely it should be the average /vp/ user's perfect Pokemon game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KYS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd play it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're a Pokemon fan so you'd buy anything with the brand name on it, it could be Masuda's radioactive turds in a paper bag with Pikachu's face slapped on and you'd buy it for 100$ no questions asked

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Care to elaborate in how you would do a better job?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So why don't you tough guy? Get a team of dorks together and kill pokemon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If your ideas are good I'd be down to help. I have a full dex waiting to be used.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Creative supervisor or lore/brand consultant may be plausible since we don't fricking know you, being a director is fancy speak for manager and frankly no one wants a manager that says shit like "I can do your job better and I will take it from you". Get off your high horse Napoleon.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /vp/ tried making a pokemon game. We got the abomination of unfunny trash that was clovshit.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I believe you.

    The soul of the Pokémon franchise are only in fan games now. It’s become far too large and Gamefreak knows they don’t ever have to try especially after people still bought gen 8.
    Gen 8’s financial success was the point of no return.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone here could mold a better Pokémon game for people like us. But could you make one that sells just as well as S/V?
    Here’s a challenge: make the most SUCCESSFUL Pokémon game while also making it the PERFECT Pokémon game. Take into account that despite all the cuts, laziness, and shitty ideas/back pedaling, god awful graphics and coding, they continue to print money and every new iteration is making more.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope you're not in charge of the writing.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: Dunning-Kruger in full effect

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